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#61: Heavenly Master your family place small Heavenly Master (First Part)


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Yu Youwei holds Wu Meiniang to escape has Your Highness Heir in is the room in dangerous spot, without sharply is leaving courtyard, stands under the Japanese banana clump, taking advantage of the fat methyl green broadleaf plants of moon/month splendor appreciation tree non- tree grass non- grass, she side Xu Fengnian, resembles the concubine non- concubine now, resembles the maid non- maid, what status does not have, like the Japanese banana that this finds at everywhere, which day of sight of green no longer, on can cramp out conveniently, trades one clump again. Yu Youwei holds fat several jin (0.5 kg) Wu Meiniang, touches its head, said in a soft voice: You are actually worry-free. Flatters mother, his complying makes me go to Higher Yin Academy to worship the parents, does not know that he spoke to turn out as said that he said words that under the bed spoke, will make the number. If to Higher Yin Academy, I asked him to make me stay in that side, flatters mother, you said that he will comply?” 鱼幼薇抱着武媚娘逃出有世子殿下在便是龙潭虎穴的屋子,没有急着离开院子,站在芭蕉丛下,借着月辉欣赏似树非树似草非草的肥美绿蕉,她如今在徐凤年身边,似妾非妾,似婢非婢,什么名分都没有,就像这随处可见的芭蕉,哪天绿意不再,就可以随手拔去,再换一丛。鱼幼薇捧着胖了好几斤的武媚娘,摸了摸它的脑袋,轻声道:“你倒是无忧无虑。媚娘,他答应让我去上阴学宫祭拜爹娘,不知道他说话算不算话,他说床下说的话,都会作数。如果到了上阴学宫,我求他让我留在那边,媚娘,你说他会答应吗?” Lies down comfortable satisfied Wu Meiniang rolls up in the Yu Youwei bosom, drowsy. Yu Youwei patted its head, the air/Qi said with a smile: Knows that eats and rests, a strength of spirit does not have. Which day throws you in the wild outskirts range, looked how you result in fat.” 躺在鱼幼薇怀中舒服惬意的武媚娘蜷缩起来,昏昏欲睡。鱼幼薇拍了一下它的脑袋,气笑道:“就知道吃和睡,一点骨气都没有。哪天把你丢在荒郊野岭,看你怎么胖得起来。” Wu Meiniang raised the head to rub the chest that Yu Youwei that threatened, it like a perfectly round small snowball, lovable. The Yu Youwei look is blurred, said in a soft voice: I, only then you, naturally hurt you, but his what? Where can such as I so love dearly the person , he does not visit him to be wasteful, often spends money like it is going out of style to buy wine to buy the poem, is actually mean-spiritedly narrow-minded.” 武媚娘抬头蹭了蹭鱼幼薇那气势汹汹的胸脯,它如同一颗滚圆小雪球,可爱至极。鱼幼薇眼神迷离,轻声道:“我只有你了,自然疼你,可他什么没有?哪里会如我这般心疼人,他啊,别看他大手大脚,动不动就一掷千金买醉买诗,其实小气小心眼着呢。” Only listens to one, the elasticity is good, resounding clear. 只听啪一声,弹性好,就会响亮清脆。 The attractive outstanding buttocks had a scare by profiting at the expense of the state Yu Youwei, turn the head to see that is bored to death Your Highness Heir who goes out takes a walk, his face said with a smile badly: Yu Youwei, your saying may, be willing to deliver you full courtyard Japanese banana with no conscience, am I mean-spirited? As for you said that must keep Higher Yin Academy, urging you to do not even think about it, if you iron core must look for trouble, ok, since I can move out more than ten clumps of Japanese bananas, can move back to Beiliang your parents tomb, how? Under the this Heir bed goes to bed the words that spoke, is false compensates ten, letter/believes the person of overhead to do business with my grade of Xincheng, only gains does not compensate.” 诱人翘臀被揩油的鱼幼薇吓了一跳,转头看到百无聊赖出门散步的世子殿下,他一脸坏笑道:“鱼幼薇,你这话可就昧良心了,都肯把满院子芭蕉送你,我还小气?至于你说要留在上阴学宫,劝你想都不要想,你若铁了心要找不自在,也行,我既然可以把十几丛芭蕉搬走,也可以把你爹娘坟墓搬回北凉,如何?本世子床上床下说的话,都是假一赔十,与我这等信诚信当头的人做买卖,只赚不赔。” Yu Youwei complexion slightly white, pitiful say/way: You clearly know that spoke several words of pleasant to hear, I will keep side you, why can so offend somebody?” 鱼幼薇脸色微白,凄凄惨惨道:“你明知道说几句好听些的话,我都会留在你身边,为什么非要如此伤人?” Xu Fengnian is looking at the charming gorgeous oval face of Yu Youwei, somewhat said innocently: Where I know your thoughts.” 徐凤年望着鱼幼薇的妩媚艳丽瓜子脸,有些无辜道:“我哪里知道你的心思。” Yu Youwei miserable say/way: Bullying me is fun?” 鱼幼薇凄苦道:“欺负我好玩吗?” Xu Fengnian puts out a hand to trace the Yu Youwei cheeks, when this woman or young girl Yu Xuanji, that year Western Chu imperial city prosperous times were peaceful, the aura was warm, her mother was the heads of Emperor three thousand Sword Attendant, her father was on Yin bachelor of loose scholarly, shortly the mountains and rivers in a state of collapse, she will become the perishing country orphan girl in an instant, Xu Fengnian did not like, but did not dislike such vicissitudes of life, because can make woman makings thicker. But Western Chu is not he suffers a defeat and flees, what matter takes care his Xu Fengnian? His oneself really such as did the superficial free and unfettered merry immortal forget sad like that? In the yards of how many Your Highness Heir does the dynasty have to force in the person ready dead who two go to momentarily? Did not say that plans grave Little Butcher of Men Chen Zhibao, did not say Ball Lu of that watchdog wild dhole two-sided person, did not say that Beiliang 300,000 cavalry sword halberds are stern, cannot say that thinks, but can not face seriously? And after the capping ceremony, Nine Flower Mountain strikes a gong then does by him, naturally, will have one day of Beiliang border, even a day of that Capital City. 徐凤年伸手摸了摸鱼幼薇脸颊,当这个女子还是少女鱼玄机的时候,那年的西楚皇城盛世太平,气息温暖,她的娘亲是皇帝三千剑侍之首,她的父亲是风流儒雅的上阴学士,顷刻间山河崩摧,她转眼间成了亡国孤女,徐凤年不喜欢但也不反感这样的悲欢离合,因为能够让一个女子的气质更厚实一些。可西楚又不是他去败亡的,管他徐凤年什么事情?他自己就真的如表面那般逍遥快活仙人忘忧了?王朝有几个世子殿下的小院里会塞进两名随时赴死的死士?不说那心机深重的小人屠陈芝豹,不说那家犬野豺双面人的禄球儿,不说那北凉三十万铁骑剑戟森严,都不去说不去想,可当真就能不去面对了?及冠礼后,九华山敲钟便由他来做,理所当然以后自会有去北凉边境的一天,甚至还有去那座京城的一天。 The Xu Fengnian smile said: You were fat.” 徐凤年微笑道:“你胖了。” Yu Youwei delay. 鱼幼薇呆滞。 Xu Fengnian double refers to gripping white cat Wu Meiniang that profits at the expense of the state there advantage of being close to somebody, throws the ground gently, said to Yu Youwei: Walks, returns to the room, where making me have a look also to have is fat.” 徐凤年双指夹住在那里近水楼台揩油的白猫武媚娘,轻轻丢到地上,对鱼幼薇说道:“走,回房,让我看看还有哪里胖了。” Yu Youwei has not paid attention to sexually harassing of Your Highness Heir, raised the head to ask: Xu Fengnian, do you have woman that the sincerity likes?” 鱼幼薇没有理会世子殿下的调戏,抬头问道:“徐凤年,你有真心喜欢的女子?” Xu Fengnian said without hesitation: Has, eldest sister Xu Zhihu, Second Elder Sister Xu Weixiong, Sweet Potato Qing Niao these maidservants, the plum miss, the super goalkeeper placard wait/etc, you, I like certainly, but likes many being different.” 徐凤年毫不犹豫道:“有啊,大姐徐脂虎,二姐徐渭熊,红薯青鸟这些丫鬟,李子姑娘,超级守门员帖吧等等,当然还有你,我都喜欢,只不过喜欢多少不一样。” Yu Youwei shakes the head saying: You know I asked was not this.” 鱼幼薇摇头道:“你知道我问的不是这个。” Xu Fengnian haha said with a smile: I like White Fox Face, is this answer satisfactory?” 徐凤年哈哈笑道:“那我喜欢白狐儿脸,这个答案满意吗?” Yu Youwei bends the waist to hold the ground rapidly Wu Meiniang, ran instantaneously did not have the trace. 鱼幼薇迅速弯腰抱起地上的武媚娘,跑得瞬间没了踪影。 - -- In the morning, are few toward the pilgrim who Dragon Tiger Mountain goes on a pilgrimage, a young girl and a lesser monk of sheep's-horn braids seem especially striking. 清晨,往龙虎山朝圣的香客还少,一个扎羊角辫的少女和一个小和尚就显得格外醒目。 The lesser monk are pretty, the face was saying painstakingly: Thing, we did not reach an agreement went out watch the Lantern Festival, how to leave home?” 小和尚眉清目秀,苦着脸道:“东西,咱们不是说好了出门看元宵灯会,怎么又离家出走了?” The little misses play the fool saying: „? Is our leaves home? How possibly! Also, you looked that our previous time goes home to celebrate the new year, my mother saw these rouge cosmetic that sunny expression, my father stares in my hand that skewer of rosaries almost to stare the eyeball, but that was Xu Fengnian delivers me, I will not give him. You looked that they do have to scold me?” 小姑娘装傻道:“啊?我们这算是离家出走?怎么可能!再说了,你看我们上次回家过年,我娘见到那些胭脂水粉那高兴劲儿,我爹更是盯着我手上那串念珠差点把眼珠子都瞪出来了,可那是徐凤年送我的,我才不会给他。你看他们有骂我吗?” The lesser monk want to cry but have no tears saying: But Ms. Master are scolding me, you do not know, in January in Master punishes me to chant scripture daily, you know that I most feared chanted scripture. Read was also not the Buddhist literature, is «Entire Real Song that daoist read Fights Chapter of», Senior Brother in temple laughed at me.” 小和尚欲哭无泪道:“可师父师娘都是在骂我啊,你又不知道,正月里师父天天都罚我念经,你知道我最怕念经了。念的还不是佛经,是道士才读的《全真歌斗章》,寺里的师兄们都笑话我。” The little misses were said were tired, said ill-humoredly: Stupid north and south, should not be tired of me, I allowed that for several days you shouted I the thing, you talked incessantly again, I did not lead you to play.” 小姑娘被说得烦了,没好气道:“笨南北,你别烦我啊,我这些天都容许你喊我东西了,你再唠唠叨叨,我就不带你玩了。” By the little miss was warned seriously really frightens the lesser monk who keeps silent not to utter a word, actually he is unhappy, has turned the head to grin to smile secretly, reveals a neat white tooth. 被小姑娘郑重警告吓得噤若寒蝉的小和尚果然一声不吭,其实他并没有不开心,转过头偷偷咧嘴笑了一下,露出一口整齐洁白的牙齿。 Other day was the thing first slips away in the temple secretly, he sought more than half a year time with Ms. Master, can have the temple to descend the mountain, this was different. 上回是东西先偷溜出寺里,他是跟师父师娘求了大半年时间,才得以出寺下山,这回不一样了。 Very looks like elopes. 挺像私奔的。 The little misses grow up with this lesser monk friends from childhood together, the stupid north and south hit a belch to know that his lunch stole food anything, immediately asked vigilantly: You smile anything, said!” 小姑娘跟这小和尚青梅竹马一起长大,笨南北打个饱嗝就知道他午饭偷吃了啥,立即警惕问道:“你笑什么,说!” The lesser monk who the Buddhists never hit the lies became flushed the face, speaks haltingly said: Said does not permit to hit me.” 出家人从不打诳语的小和尚涨红了脸,嚅嚅喏喏道:“说了不准打我。” Little misses un, serious nod. 小姑娘嗯了一声,一本正经点头。 The lesser monk sincere stupidly said with a smile: Thing, you said that we do look like like not eloping?” 小和尚实诚傻笑道:“东西,你说我们像不像私奔?” Wu Nanbei, elopes greatly baldly your!” The little misses become angry out of shame, a palm of the hand claps ruthlessly baldly in the lesser monk on. 吴南北,私奔你个大光头!”小姑娘恼羞成怒,一巴掌狠狠拍在小和尚光头上。 The lesser monk hold the head to shout low voice: Reaches an agreement is not angry, or hits the lies.” 小和尚抱着脑袋小声嚷道:“说好不生气的,要不打诳语。” The little misses are furious: „Am I a Buddhist?!” 小姑娘气哼哼道:“我是出家人?!” The lesser monk think, must sigh, walks into this Taoism founder's temple the place of most wonderland with the little miss, the Dragon Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master mansion. 小和尚想了想,只得叹气一声,跟着小姑娘走入这座道教祖庭的最人间仙境的地方,龙虎山天师府。 Originally in this is the bystander can not easily enter the restricted area, may more leave are less, only bumped into some extraordinary daoist vaguely, is actually no one stops. 本来这是外人不得轻易入内的禁地,可越走人越少,只依稀碰到了一些气度非凡的道士,却就是没人阻拦。 The little misses walk pant, finally arrives at outside the Heavenly Master mansion, wiped the perspiration, received mountain spring cold water canteen that the lesser monk was filled with found along the way, filled one, said: Stupid north and south, this place is probably lordlier than my family, but also cannot compare Xu Fengnian his family/home, has nothing greatly. You look at the front door thick column couplets hung in front, what wrote?” 小姑娘走得气喘吁吁,终于来到天师府外,抹了把汗,接过小和尚盛满沿途找到的山泉凉水的水壶,灌了一口,啧啧道:“笨南北,这地方比我家好像还要气派啊,不过还比不上徐凤年他家,也没啥了不起的嘛。你看大门抱柱楹联,写了什么?” To the world matter knows that a point lesser monk replied rhythmically: „The forehead your family place Divine Immortal guest, in Dragon Tiger Mountain butchers Xiangjia. This was the Dragon Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master mansion reason.” 对天下事都知道一点的小和尚有板有眼回答道:“天庭府上神仙客,龙虎山中宰相家。这便是龙虎山天师府的来由了。” The little misses curl the lip, quite thinks otherwise. 小姑娘撇了撇嘴,相当不以为然。 The lesser monk reminded low voice: Thing, we found the Heavenly Master mansion, can walk?” 小和尚小声提醒道:“东西,我们都瞧见天师府了,可以走了吧?” The little misses set upright the eyebrow to stare saying: Father said that in the world counts smelly daoist in Heavenly Master mansion most under to scold under hits, I must enter the mansion!” 小姑娘竖眉瞪眼道:“爹说了,天底下就数天师府里的臭道士最欠骂欠打,我要进府!” The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力
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