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#11: Rouge Third Placer

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Sought and enjoyed nature in the spring outside commonly chatty, once felt bored to death, each half ten-day Xu Fengnian must go to Tide Listening Pavilion to ask for advice the knowledge with Master Li Yishan, or went to second floor to search for 12 esoteric buddhism to like the method secret book to return to the room to be a self-made person, but after White Fox Face moved into, Xu Fengnian has not gone to disturb closing up of this fellow. 寻常在外头寻花问柳腻歪了一旦觉得百无聊赖,每个半旬徐凤年就要去听潮亭跟师父李义山讨教学问,或者去二楼搜寻一两本密教欢喜法门的秘典回屋子自学成才,但白狐儿脸入驻后,徐凤年就没去打搅这家伙的闭关。 Royal Residence is decorated with lanterns and colored streamers up and down, the jubilation is magnificent, was only the big red lantern hung more than 600. 王府上下张灯结彩,喜庆辉煌,仅是大红灯笼就挂了不下六百个。 Therefore Xu Fengnian has defended against injustice for these assassins, even if lightness art must sneak into Royal Residence, but must find Xu Xiao really is not easy, nine curves 18 curved, the patient bad real man estimate must unable to bear stamp one's foot shouts 'motherfucker'. 所以徐凤年一直替那些刺客打抱不平,就算轻功了得溜进了王府,可要找到徐骁也委实不易,九曲十八弯的,耐心差的好汉估计要忍不住跳脚骂娘了。 In January, carries the visitor of expensive gift to be continuous, but there is a qualifications gift to give the Great Pillar of State powerful official to be wealthy and powerful face to face. Cannot pass steward Song Yu that pass/test most probably, then also has to be blocked most probably by majordomo Shen Chun. 正月里,携带贵重礼物的访客络绎不绝,但有资格当面赠礼给大柱国的权贵豪贵屈指可数。大半都过不了管家宋渔那关,然后又有大半被大管家沈纯拦下。 Remaining is Li Hanlin Yan Chiji father grade senior official or the family friendship of many generations, these slippery customers always prepare the duplicate ritual, obviously understands the Beiliang Royal Residence custom, only if the army country important matter, other all most are made by Your Highness Heir. 剩下的都是李翰林严池集父亲这个段位的高官或者世交,这些老油条从来都是准备双份礼的,显然深谙北凉王府的规矩,除非军国大事,其余一切都由世子殿下的话最作准。 Xu Fengnian naturally all comes are welcome, uncle uncle also shouted diligently, the worldly wisdom even more knew extremely well. 徐凤年自然来者不拒,叔叔伯伯也喊得勤快,人情世故愈发熟稔。 During the Lantern Festival. 元宵节。 Xu Fengnian brings one flock of wicked slave wicked dogs to go to Lingzhou famous Civil Examination Lane to look at the colored lantern, Lantern Festival was to usually watch lanterns to enjoy looking at the moon to enjoy the good time of beautiful woman. 徐凤年带着一群恶奴恶犬去陵州著名的科甲巷看彩灯,元宵素来是赏灯赏月赏佳人的好时光。 Went into exile for three years, Heir Xu grew many experiences, not only the vulgar slang of each state county grasped much, but also heard many axioms, for example „had the place of woman to have rivers and lakes”, had deep feelings deeply is so. 流亡三年,徐世子长了不少见识,不仅各个州郡的粗俗俚语都掌握了不少,还听说了许多至理名言,例如“有女人的地方就有江湖”,感触颇深深以为然呐。 For the miss, number of times both hands that Xu Fengnian and person attack brutally adds on the both feet unable to count, but must add on the talents of Li Hanlin Martial Idiot Kong these brats to be reluctantly sufficient, over the years met with a disaster the unlucky defeated to add up to several lines of five. 为了姑娘,徐凤年与人大打出手的次数双手加上双脚都数不过来,还得加上李翰林孔武痴这几个兔崽子的才勉强够数,历年来遭殃倒霉的手下败将能凑成好几行伍。 Had/Left position new Queen of Flowers to make the crest of wave cover Pure Gold Building Red Bird Building in recent years indistinctly in Civil Examination Lane, therefore Xu Fengnian took Yu Youwei, said that must lead her to wreck the event. 出了位新花魁使得风头近年隐约盖过紫金楼的红雀楼就在科甲巷里,所以徐凤年带上了鱼幼薇,说要带她去砸场子。 Civil Examination Lane is crowded exceptionally, these seize the chance to profit at the expense of the state the local ruffian men all in this kind of situation look that to shine specially, the knob touches the chest to pat the buttocks, technique old daoist, has boldness because of one's skill, shouted „is pushing anything to push, is tied down by care of one's family anxiously the reincarnation” while is going against the front outstanding buttocks daughter, the luck was good, if can bump into the in heat show young married woman, will refer to erratically will also coordinate to rub, the life hundred condition, grotesque and gaudy. 科甲巷拥挤异常,那些个专门在这类场合趁机揩油的痞汉子个个眼神放光,捏手摸胸拍臀,手法老道,更有艺高人胆大的,一边嚷着“挤啥挤,急着拖家带口去投胎啊”一边顶着前边的翘臀小娘子,运气好的,若是能碰上发-春的骚婆娘,指不定还会配合地磨一下,人生百态,光怪陆离。 Xu Fengnian had made this kind of underhanded way with Li Hanlin in childhood a lot, but that little while Elder Sister turn around to look is a handsome good-looking youngster, mostly does not haggle over. 徐凤年小时候没少跟李翰林做过此类下作门道,只不过那会儿姐姐们转身一看是个翩翩俊俏少年,大多不计较。 No matter where Xu Fengnian arrives, give away one to say automatically, no one ate the bear heart leopard guts to take the Queen of Flowers Yu advantage. 徐凤年不管走到哪里,就自动让出一条道,没有人吃了熊心豹子胆去占鱼花魁的便宜。 Xu Fengnian in playing lantern-riddles is not interested, the men and women of body previous pair of lover appearance brought back the interest actually. 徐凤年对猜灯谜不感兴趣,倒是身前一对情侣模样的男女勾起了兴致。 The young young man dresses magnificently and expensively, matches the golden yellow, deep blue silver thread fringe bunch sleeve scarlet, a valuables conducted the person suet beautiful jade waistband, does not have the saber actually, the woman figure is composed, the back is beautiful, the character and style drags. 年轻后生穿戴华贵,一身大红配金黄,湛蓝银丝边纹束袖,腰缠一条羊脂美玉腰带,倒是没有佩剑,女子身段婉约,背影婀娜,风情摇曳。 She said a word not many, was the man is speaking, „Younger Sister Fan, your woman was the flesh and blood that the water made, other men all were the flesh and blood that the mud made, therefore I saw woman to be then neat, saw the man then to think muddy smelly- threatening! Younger Sister Fan, when do you comply to give me to eat the rouge on your mouth?” 她言语不多,都是男子在说话,“樊妹妹,你们女子都是水做的骨肉,其余男子皆是泥做的骨肉,所以我见了女子便清爽,见了男子便觉浊臭-逼人！樊妹妹,何时你才答应给我吃你嘴上的胭脂？” Xu Fengnian one hear was angry, the coffin ghost of donkey grass, speeds up the step without delay, tramples on that son of the influential buttocks, is a feeble lord, all of a sudden before , falls down. 徐凤年一听就恼了,驴草的棺材鬼,二话不说加快步子,一脚踹在那公子哥屁股上,是个身体孱弱的主,一下子就前扑倒地。 Xu Fengnian with coming up is one steps on fiercely, that young master shouted without enough time, stretched the legs to stare by Xu Fengnian on the mouth, the extremely elegant face the blood mixes with the dust immediately, on the Xu Fengnian foot the movement is keeping, hehe said with a smile: „Did not feel flesh and blood that the mud makes utterly filthy, your is oneself different the mud does? How to hang oneself? Also his mother eats the rouge of woman, eats the excrement to want?!” 徐凤年跟上去就是一顿猛踩,那位少爷来不及叫嚷,就被徐凤年一蹬腿瞪在嘴上,极秀美的脸庞顿时鲜血夹杂着尘土,徐凤年脚上动作不停,嘿嘿笑道:“不是觉得泥做的骨肉污秽不堪吗,你自己不一样是泥做的？咋不去上吊？还他娘吃女人的胭脂,吃屎要不要？！” The wicked slaves of anxious to stir up trouble cheered loudly, flattered Your Highness Heir is more aggressive than fresh exactly the first under heaven expert. 唯恐天下不乱的恶奴们大声喝彩,把世子殿下吹捧得比天下第一高手还生猛活鲜。 Younger Sister Fan in outstanding son of the influential mouth is panic, stares the autumn waters pupil that the big pair can speak, holds the chest, miserable. 俊逸公子哥嘴中的樊妹妹惊慌失措,瞪大一双会说话的秋水眸子,捧着心口,楚楚可怜。 Xu Fengnian stepped on tired, was puts certainly the dog to put the wicked slave, told: „Throws into the latrine pit this fellow.” 徐凤年踩累了,接下来当然就是放狗放恶奴了,吩咐道:“将这家伙丢进粪坑。” The wicked slave who two were accustomed to the dirty matter grins fiendishly to walk, a person carries a foot, drags away from Civil Examination Lane previous quarter also elegant refined Young Master young. 两个做惯了龌龊事情的恶奴狞笑着走过去,一人拎一脚,将前一刻还风雅脱俗的年轻公子从科甲巷拖走。 That Younger Sister Fan tears clear, alarmed and afraid trembling sound said: „Elder Brother Lin was last year imperial civil service examination Third Placer.” 那樊妹妹泪水晶莹,惊惧颤声道:“林哥哥是去年科举探花。” Third Placer? 探花郎？ The Xu Fengnian flying upwards story records sodu then to face listlessly such as a daughter of orchid, the difference of treatment cloud mud, said with a smile gently: „Younger Sister Fan, First Placer is good, otherwise could not really have been joined to this young master moves the rivers and lakes dies the series 18 feet.” 徐凤年飞升见闻录sodu转而面对病恹恹如一株幽兰的小娘子,待遇云泥之别,温柔笑道:“樊妹妹,状元郎才好,否则还真配不上本公子这名动江湖的绝命连环十八脚。” The miss seemingly scared, holds the chest to gasp for breath layer on layer/heavily, is pale. 那姑娘貌似吓坏了,捧着心口重重喘气,脸色苍白。 Where Xu Fengnian wants to ask a young lady person, looked that the situation did not plan to frighten the miss, but the good words persuaded: „Younger Sister Fan, after Third Placer Lin crawls the latrine pit, told him to leave eats the rouge again, was treated as to raise the rabbit master who the buttocks fawned on by Fengzhou Li Hanlin Eldest Young Master Li carefully”, then brings knowing whether to laugh or cry Yu Youwei and complacent wicked servants swaggers away. 徐凤年本想问一句小姐何方人士,看情形还是不打算吓唬好姑娘了,只是好言相劝:“樊妹妹,等林探花爬出粪坑以后,告诉他别再吃胭脂了,小心被凤州的李翰林李大公子当做提臀逢迎的兔儿爷”,然后带着哭笑不得的鱼幼薇和得意洋洋的恶仆们扬长而去。 ...... …… Red Bird Building heard Your Highness Heir your honorable self visits, and mouse saw that the cat is equally trembling, Xu Fengnian has not entered the building, but made a wicked slave pull out has prepared the good government authorities seal, ran to paste on the red lacquer front door. 红雀楼一听说世子殿下大驾光临,都跟耗子见到猫一样战战兢兢,徐凤年也没进楼,只是让一位恶奴掏出早就准备好的官府封条,跑过去贴在朱漆大门上。 Was known as Lingzhou number-one „procuress” before Red Bird building Laobao dies the parents looked grief-stricken to arrive at the Xu Fengnian body generally, wipes tears carefully to ask: „Your Highness Heir, what kind of this is reason, if Red Bird has the entertainment inconsiderately, your highness kicks my several feet to trample my several feet is. Your highness please wait a minute, Red Bird lets several Queen of Flowers together clothing your highness immediately.” 号称陵州头号“牙婆”的红雀喽楼老鸨死了爹娘一般如丧考妣走到徐凤年身前,抹着泪儿小心问道:“世子殿下,这是哪般缘由呐,红雀若有招待不周,殿下踢我几脚踹我几脚便是。殿下请稍候,红雀马上就去让几位花魁一同服饰殿下。” Xu Fengnian is putting on a serious face to sneer saying: „I may hear, three years ago how many ten miles of road I leave Lingzhou, Red Bird Building congratulate in the evening wantonly dawn, heard that the entire south Huai River is fragrant, can drink 100 altar/jar good wines? Can gain 102,000 silver?” 徐凤年板着脸冷笑道:“我可听说了,三年前我才离开陵州几十里路,红雀楼当晚就大肆庆贺到天亮,听说整座南淮河都是香的,可喝去一百坛美酒？可赚十万两白银？” The big procuresses put on a long face to explain: „Your highness bright mirror, Red Bird is only the small business transaction, where dares to resist the guest.” 大牙婆哭丧着脸解释道:“殿下明鉴啊,红雀只是小买卖,哪敢拒客。” Xu Fengnian was amused, sincere say/way: „You have the difficulties, this Heir understood, but how should be how. You could rest assured that meeting misfortune does not stop your Red Bird Building one, these three years ago has drunk to seek in this excessively happy, tidies up. If Red Bird wants to open the door, first ridicules Yu Youwei Liu Que'er to expel Lingzhou that then waited for last one year or so, the this Heir air/Qi to disappear, you can also do business.” 徐凤年被逗乐,语重心长道:“你有苦衷,本世子理解,但该咋样还是咋样。你放心,落难的绝不止你红雀楼一家,那些个三年前在这喝过酒寻过欢的,一个一个收拾过去。红雀若想开门,先把那讥笑过鱼幼薇的柳雀儿撵出陵州,再等上一年半载,本世子气消了,你们也就能做生意了。” Studies to raise tit becoming wealthy method source of wealth billowing big procuress also from Jiangnan Circuit to entreat, Your Highness Heir actually does not turn around to leave patiently, but turns the head to smile to look to Queen of Flowers Yu of side awaking eye, „venting otherwise?” 从江南道那边学来养瘦马这生财手段财源滚滚的大牙婆还想哀求,世子殿下却不耐烦地转身离开,只是转头笑望向身边醒眼的鱼花魁,“解气否？” Queen of Flowers Yu studied older generation Li Yuanyuan, the most graceful bearing moving period is withdrawing from the brothel, oval face rich and smooth several points of she is holding one heavily in the winter then 56 jin (0.5 kg) Wu Meiniang, has not said anything. 鱼花魁学了先辈李圆圆,都在最丰姿动人时期退出青楼,鹅蛋脸丰润几分的她抱着才一个冬天便重了五六斤的武媚娘,没有说什么。 On road that goes to southern Huai River bank Lion Bridge to watch lanterns, Your Highness Heir of having neither learning nor skill asked on the quiet: „Youwei, wants with congratulating each other to describe that group of tortoise lambs a moment ago in the Red Bird Building actions, appropriate?” 去南淮河畔狮子桥赏灯的路上,不学无术的世子殿下悄悄问道:“幼微,刚才本想用弹冠相庆来形容那帮王八羔子在红雀楼的所作所为,妥帖吗？” In the Yu Youwei pupil exudes in the new unfiltered wine liquor surface the Green Ant common slight scenery, the tone actually very tranquil say/way: „Improper.” 鱼幼薇眸子中泛起新醅酒面上绿蚁一般的细微风景,语气却十分平静道:“不妥。” Xu Fengnian from obtaining enlightenment: „Luckily.” 徐凤年自得道:“幸好。” Lingzhou 13 Lion Bridge are almost the Civil Examination Lane synonyms. 陵州十三孔狮子桥几乎是科甲巷的代名词。 This bridge has three strange, first strange Qiaoming Lion Bridge, but the column threshold looks on the column to carve hundred beast thousand bird, lacked the lion only. The second wonderful bridge deck with white marble, therefore always some people hold the hammer iron hammer to knock the jade block to chisel some jade powders to sell for money, Lion Bridge has the semi-official status year to year looked vigorously and healthily the bridge person stands in the bridgehead bridge tail. The third strange has an immortal in the recording strange or supernatural events hearsay that the bridge excellent dragon flies upwards. 这座桥有三奇,第一奇桥名狮子桥,但栏槛望柱上雕刻百兽千禽,唯独缺了狮子。第二奇桥身用汉白玉,所以总有人揣着榔头铁锤想要来敲点玉块凿些玉粉去卖钱,以至于狮子桥常年有半官方身份的健壮看桥人站在桥头桥尾。第三奇是有个仙人在桥上乘龙飞升的志怪传闻。 Xu Fengnian looked that Yu Youwei holds Wu Meiniang to be a little tired, receives to hold in the bosom, particularly asks for the lord of happy white cat to this lord not to act like a spoiled brat puffy, the desolate expression is exactly the same as Yu Youwei continually. 徐凤年看鱼幼薇抱武媚娘有点累,就接过来捧在怀里,肥嘟嘟分外讨喜的白猫对这个主子的主子并不愿意撒娇,连冷淡表情都跟鱼幼薇如出一辙。 Takes Xu Fengnian of one skewer of candied haws not to mind, bit one, he asked suddenly: „You said the young master who that love eats the rouge what to do won't swim? Did body waste, how have the latrine pit to go home?” 拿着一串冰糖葫芦的徐凤年也不介意,咬了一口,他突然问道:“你说那爱吃胭脂的少爷不会游水怎么办？一身屎尿,出了粪坑如何回家？” Yu Youwei does not want to reply that this issue, in her hand also takes syrup to carve the phoenix sweets particularly. 鱼幼薇不想回答这个问题,尤其是她手里还拿着一份糖浆雕凤甜食。 Xu Fengnian was crooked. 徐凤年想歪了。 Can that son of the influential swim is actually unimportant, because he stands in a latrine pit, kills not to crawl, does not hope that in the heart fairy maiden general Younger Sister Fan sees whole body excrement Third Placer Lin. 那位公子哥会不会游水其实都不重要,因为他站在一处茅坑里,打死都不愿爬出去,不希望心中仙子一般的樊妹妹看到一个满身粪的林探花。 Younger Sister Fan stands in not far away holds the heart to be pressed, the soft and gentle words persuaded, ended until the Lantern Festival, convinced to crawl the latrine pit Third Placer Lin, how as to go back, entire life was Third Placer is doomed to be hard to be offended was bitterly rough. 樊妹妹站在不远处捧心而蹙,软语相劝,直到元宵灯会落幕,才将林探花说服爬出茅坑,至于如何回去,就又是一段探花郎注定一生难以介怀的辛酸坎坷了。 This unexpected misfortune, let the 2nd day probably visit Young Master Lin of family friendship of many generations elder to extend about half ten-day period. 这起无妄之灾,让原本第二日就要拜访世交长辈的林公子推延了将近半旬。 When he finally is strong the guts to go to see the person, actually knew that has ties of kinship extremely shallowly, but the hand grasps the elder of royal government first-grade Duke to go out of town the inspection border, therefore Third Placer brings Younger Sister Fan to go to Wudang Mountain to relax simply. 等到他终于壮起胆出去见人,却得知那位沾亲带故极浅但手握朝廷第一等公器的长辈已经出城巡视边境,于是探花郎干脆带着樊妹妹去武当山散心。 The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力
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