TNHIVF :: Volume #1

#79: The iron saucepan cooks itself!


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The Xu Buling vertical horse speeds away, across three octagonal memorial arches, returned to Exceptional Longevity Street King's mansion. 许不令纵马疾驰,穿过三座八角牌坊,回到了魁寿街王府 On Exceptional Longevity Street solemn silence as always, the outskirt Li Family entrance of distant place, Imperial Guards paces up and down extremely obviously. Other houses are uneventful, to Li Family matter ignore. 魁寿街上一如既往的庄严肃穆,极远处的街尾李家门口,可见御林军来回走动。其他宅子则风平浪静,对李家的事儿视而不见 Xu Buling has no interest in coming to taunt, after out the mansion dismounts, catches the eye then finds Maidservant Yue to stand in out of the door, the expression is very strange, a little saw probably makes mistakes to run back the child who the family/home must come under attack immediately. 许不令没兴趣上门冷嘲热讽一番,在府门外下马后,抬眼便瞧见月奴站在门外,表情很是怪异,有点像是看到了犯错跑回家马上要挨打的小孩。 Xu Buling expression slightly one stiff, Maidservant Yue here, that Madam Lu is definitely waiting in the room. 许不令表情微微一僵,月奴在这里,那陆夫人肯定就在屋里等着。 Raises one's head a blade, necking in is also a blade. 伸头一刀,缩头也是一刀。 Xu Buling has no place to go, throws the horsewhip to the guard, then the clothes, lifted the step to enter the mansion gate. 许不令无处可逃,把马鞭丢给护卫,便正了正衣冠,抬步走进府门。 Old Xiao also pokes the walking stick to stand in the entrance, at this time follows behind Xu Buling, shakes the head to sob: 老萧也杵着拐杖站在门口,此时跟在许不令后面,摇头唏嘘道: little prince, fears today has no way good. The rouge cosmetic I all bought, but also bought a cauldron on the way......” 小王爷,今天怕是没法善了。胭脂水粉我全买回来了,还顺道买了口大锅……” Xu Buling footsteps, is frowning: „Did your pot buy?” 许不令脚步一顿,皱着眉头:“你连锅都买回来了?” Old Xiao pounds the mouth: Oh! Real man eye for an eye cannot take back, little prince always kept promises, this iron saucepan cooked itself......” 老萧砸吧着嘴:“唉!大丈夫一言既出驷马难追,小王爷从来说一不二,这铁锅炖自己……” Xu Buling silent moment: You understand me.” 许不令沉默片刻:“还是你懂我。” That, I did not boil water......” Old Xiao to shake the head sigh, then after going, dwelling kitchen. “那可不,我烧水去了……”老萧摇头一叹,便去了后宅厨房。 „......” “……” Xu Buling rubbed the forehead, only thought that palm of the hand was too just now cheap Song Yufu, should according to the knee ruthlessly comes several. 许不令揉了揉额头,只觉得方才那巴掌太便宜了松玉芙,就该按在膝盖上狠狠的来几下。 The Xu Buling covered walkway, after having arrived , the study room in dwelling. 许不令穿廊过栋,来到后宅的书房。 Although the winter has Sun, but the spacious dwelling brings several points of chilliness. 冬日虽然有太阳,但空旷的宅院还是带着几分清冷。 In the study room, wears deep blue informs the Madam Lu side of life clothing/taking to sit at the round table, the left arm places on the table, is carrying one cup of green tea, the posture is quite beautiful, the expression is neither cold nor hot, traces with porcelain cover Qing is selecting the tea leaves pale. 书房之中,身着湛蓝诰命服的陆夫人侧坐在圆桌旁,左臂放在桌上,端着一杯清茶,姿势颇为优美,表情不冷不热,用瓷盖轻描淡挑着茶叶。 On the round table except the bright red gift box, side is also putting two altar/jar liquor, from the position, deciding however is takes to size up. 圆桌上除开朱红食盒,旁边还放着两坛酒,从位置来看,定然是拿起来打量过。 In the Xu Buling heart sank —— to raise one's wine cup to give Old Xiao last night, forgot that made Old Xiao hide, in the morning he came back also to forget this, what to do this may...... 许不令心中又是一沉——昨晚把酒交给老萧,忘记让老萧藏起来了,早上他回来也忘了这茬,这可咋办…… Xu Buling in out of the door fermented, has several points of bright smile, entered in the bedroom: 许不令在门外酝酿了下,才带着几分明朗笑容,走进了卧房之中: Aunt Lu, I just want to see you, never expected that you first came......” 陆姨,我正想去见你了,没想到你先过来了……” Un.” “嗯。” Madam Lu carried the teacup slightly to sip one, has not looked to Xu Buling, but stared at the tea leaves that in the teacup is fluttering, could not see that in the heart thinks. 陆夫人端起茶杯小抿了一口,没有看向许不令,而是盯着茶杯中飘荡的茶叶,看不出心中所想。 Beforehand Madam Lu like March/three months spring water warm will of the people, so desolately first. 以前的陆夫人如同三月春水温暖人心,这般冷淡还是头一回。 Xu Buling is slightly awkward, by the arriving table embarrasedly, sits down in front of Madam Lu. 许不令略显尴尬,讪讪的走到桌旁,在陆夫人面前坐下。 The Madam Lu waist turned lightly, traded a direction, as before with profile to Xu Buling, did not speak. 陆夫人腰肢轻扭,换了个方向,依旧拿侧脸对着许不令,也不说话。 Xu Buling smiles helplessly, thinks: Poetry is not I writes, the reason is quite complex......” 许不令无奈一笑,想了想:“诗词不是我写的,其中原因比较复杂……” hmph~ you continue to deceive me, in any case Ah~ I am not your biological aunt, wide of manages, unpopular......” 哼~你就继续骗我,反正啊~我也不是你亲姨,管的又宽,不招人待见……” The quiet hidden bitterness is resentful, feels dejected, grief appearance. 幽幽怨怨,黯然神伤,一副‘哀莫大于心死’的模样。 Xu Buling most cannot bear this, spreads out the hand saying: Aunt Lu! Haven't you believed me?” 许不令最受不了这个,摊开手道:“陆姨!你还不相信我?” What do I believe your?” “我相信你什么?” Madam Lu does not look at Xu Buling, the pupil is looking at the teacup, neither cold nor hot say/way: Made you hide one's incompetence by remaining silent for your own good, finally, you shut out my , when maternal aunt's manages extended......” 陆夫人也不看许不令,眸子望着茶杯,不冷不热的道:“让你藏拙是为你好,结果了,你嫌弃我这当姨的管的宽了……” Xu Buling is slightly helpless: I know that Aunt Lu is good for me, but the middle had/left an accident, un...... present, although had/left the roll-call, but several poetry can show that at most I am not an illiterate person, wants to have minimal impact.” 许不令略微无奈:“我知道陆姨为我好,只是中间出了点岔子,嗯……现在虽然出了点名,不过几首诗词顶多能证明我不是文盲,想来影响不大。” Madam Lu vague snort/hum, was holding appreciatively in the hand the teacup: Knows that I to hello/you good, why that three poems not give me to take care, but gives the Song Baiqing unmarried girl? Difficult to be inadequate she also to make you feel relieved compared with me? Oh ~ you did not say I also guess, the age of others amomum cardamomum, the birth scholarly family, most likes the poems and songs, must move others heart......” 陆夫人若有若无的哼了一声,把玩着手中茶杯:“知道我为你好,为什么那三首诗不交给我保管,而是交给松柏青的闺女?难不成她比我还让你放心?唉~你不说我也猜的到,人家豆蔻之龄,出生书香门第,最是喜欢诗词歌赋,要打动人家芳心……” Xu Buling scalp tingles: Aunt Lu, is not this reason, three poetry were listened secretly to write down by her, does not give to her.” 许不令头皮发麻:“陆姨,绝不是这个原因,三首诗词是被她偷听记下来的,绝不是送给她的。” Madam Lu does not believe: „Will she listen secretly you to write poetry? I make you hide one's incompetence by remaining silent, are you all right to compose a poem to do really?” 陆夫人可不信:“她怎么会偷听到你作诗?我让你藏拙,你没事写诗做甚?” The Xu Buling whole face is innocent: Aunt Lu, is you make me copy several poems to go to the verse club, if not for because of this, how I to be all right composes a poem dry/does......” 许不令满脸无辜:“陆姨,是你让我抄几首诗去诗会的,若不是因为这个,我岂会没事干写诗……” Madam Lu body one stiff, lifts the view, in the double pupil took several points of grievance: 陆夫人身体一僵,抬起眼帘,双眸中带上了几分委屈: „Do you blame me?” “你怪我咯?” The wind graceful bearing rhyme, becomes overcast Chuchu / neat. 风风韵韵,凄凄楚楚 „......” “……” A Xu Buling old blood is choking the chest, coughed stuffily several, clenches teeth saying: That anything...... Ling'er does not have this intent certainly, was I am careless for a while, making Song Yufu listen secretly went...... is not right, I should not compose a poem, should listen to Aunt Lu bought, if according to the Aunt Lu method did, will not have today's trouble absolutely, blamed me!” 许不令一口老血呛着胸口,闷咳了几声,咬牙道:“那啥……令儿绝无此意,是我一时粗心,让松玉芙偷听了去……不对,我就不该自己写诗,应该听陆姨的去买,若是按照陆姨的方法去做,绝对不会出现今天的乱子,都怪我!” Madam Lu slightly is pressed the brow, transfers, sound gentle several points: Calculates the words that your a little conscience / chest...... snort/hum I spoke in any case you do not care, no matter later also east west the manages, you grew up ~ I manage is too strict you unable to bear, others Young Lady Song said, I can also say anything......” 陆夫人微微蹙着眉头,重新转过去,声音柔和了几分:“算你有点良心……哼反正我说的话你也不放在心上,以后也不管东管西了,你长大了嘛~我管的太严你受不了,人家松姑娘都这么说,我还能说什么……” „?” “?” Xu Buling opens mouth, suddenly thought that has not removed completely to hang to hit Song Yufu, was too cheap she. 许不令张了张嘴,忽然觉得没把松玉芙脱光了吊起来打,太便宜她了。 Madam Lu always thinks about to speak broken, Xu Buling does not dare to interrupt, feared that spoke incorrectly to annoy incautiously tears, can only nod to listen respectfully. 陆夫人碎碎念念说着话,许不令也不敢插嘴,怕一不小心说错就把眼泪儿惹出来了,只能点头聆听。 For a long time, Old Xiao runs up to outside the window, opens the mouth saying: 许久后,老萧跑到窗户外,开口道: little prince, the water burnt!” 小王爷,水烧好了!” Xu Buling relaxes, sets out then toward leaving. 许不令松了口气,起身便往出走。 Madam Lu sees Xu Buling to leave the table to go, carries the teacup slightly to have doubts obviously: „Do you boil water to do really? My words had not said that...... is not willing to listen, I did not say that is......” 陆夫人许不令离席而去,端着茶杯略显疑惑:“你烧水做甚?我话还没说完了……不愿意听也罢,我不说便是……” Madam Lu has three points to lose seven points of hidden bitterness, puts down the teacup then to set out to be about to leave spitefully, where thinks that just went out of the courtyard, finds in the garden not to know when gets up a big iron saucepan. 陆夫人带着三分失落七分幽怨,放下茶杯便起身准备赌气离开,哪想到刚走出院子,就瞧见花园之中不知何时支起来个大铁锅。 The iron saucepan is very big, the wooden frame support, under is piling the fuel, has lit. 铁锅很大,木架支撑,下方堆着柴火,已经点燃。 Old Xiao squats in, digs up to draw the fuel single-handedly, uses the rush-leaf fan attentive fan. 老萧蹲在跟前,一手扒拉着柴火,一个用蒲扇殷勤的扇着。 In iron saucepan steaming hot, braves the faint trace moisture in the winter. 铁锅中热气腾腾,在冬日中冒着丝丝水气。 In the Madam Lu double pupil full is inexplicable, the doubts look to Xu Buling on standing platform. 陆夫人双眸中满是莫名,疑惑望向站在旁边台子上的许不令 Xu Buling expression full contain confessed that sorrowful sound said: Ling'er has complied with Aunt Lu, if hears my good reputation again, cooked oneself with the iron saucepan, how could the real man fails to keep one's word. My Xu Buling even lost/carrying land under heaven person, not lost/carrying Aunt Lu......” 许不令表情满含忏悔,哀声道:“令儿答应过陆姨,若是再听到我的好名声,就用铁锅把自己炖了,大丈夫岂能言而无信。我许不令即便负天下人,也不会负陆姨……” Was saying then prepares to jump. 说着便准备跳下去。 Madam Lu flustered immediately, on mouth again discontented, at heart loves dearly is like treasure ga dozen, how could to look Xu Buling so ruins itself. 陆夫人顿时慌了,嘴上再不满,心里还是心疼的和宝贝旮瘩一样,岂能看着许不令这般作贱自己。 Madam Lu just now hidden bitterness sweeps away discontentedly, quickly arrives by the platform, air/Qi and angry: 陆夫人方才的幽怨不满一扫而空,急急忙忙走到台子旁,又气又恼: Buling, I am not angry, you get down, is injured carefully......” 不令,我不生气了,你下来,小心受伤……” The Xu Buling words say, to be how could contradictory, instead in the family/home, pure, when took a hot bath. 许不令话说出了口,岂能出尔反尔,反正在自个家里,纯当洗个热水澡了。 Aunt Lu, you once taught me body, but for king Dang as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced, constant changes must lose popular support, I do not cook myself today, in the solid heart has the shame, disappointed the instruction of Aunt Lu!” 陆姨,你曾教我‘身而为王当言出法随,朝令夕改必失民心’,我今天不炖了自己,实在心中有愧,也辜负了陆姨的教诲!” Yeah yā~ “哎呀~ Madam Lu urgently stamping the feet, is mentioning on skirt hem the platform, lifts the hand to block Xu Buling: Do not bore tip of cows horn, amn't I angry am not good? Difficult to be inadequate my words not to listen?” 陆夫人急着跺了跺脚,提起裙摆上了台子,抬手拦住许不令:“你不要钻牛角尖,我不生气了还不行嘛?难不成连我的话都不听啦?” Xu Buling shakes the head: Since complied with Aunt Lu, in any event I will achieve, otherwise later has not had a face to see right in front of one Aunt Lu.” 许不令摇了摇头:“既然答应了陆姨,无论如何我都会做到,否则以后还有什么脸面见陆姨。” The words fall, Xu Buling moved sideways to bypass Madam Lu, then jumped in the steaming hot big iron saucepan. 话落,许不令闪身绕过了陆夫人,便跳进了热气腾腾的大铁锅里。 Madam Lu yā - the scream, the instantaneous heart broke to pieces, wants not to think, unexpectedly was insane wants to grasp Xu Buling. 陆夫人呀—”的尖叫了一声,瞬间心都碎了,想也不想,竟是疯了似的想抱住许不令 Finally it can be imagined. 结果可想而知。 Madam Lu grasps the waist of Xu Buling, but a stature is not very tall the woman, there hugs lives in tall and sturdy Xu Buling, lagged behind the platform directly. 陆夫人抱住许不令的腰身,可一个身材不是很高的女人家,那里抱的住人高马大的许不令,直接就被拉下了台子。 The Xu Buling shoes point just moistened the water surface, then detected back is not right, responded reaches behind the back to pull out extremely quickly, then Madam Lu holding the bosom, after falling in the water, was towing Madam Lu, haunched to avoid being choked her high. 许不令鞋尖刚沾到水面,便察觉背后的不对,反应极快回手一掏,将陆夫人给抱进了怀里,落水后便拖着陆夫人,将她高高撑起起避免被呛到。 Plop —— 扑通—— The water splash scatters. 水花四溅。 The water is impossible really to boil, the temperature of roughly normally taking a bath. However the iron saucepan was truly big, thinks of both people enough. 水不可能真的烧开,约莫就是正常洗澡的温度。不过铁锅确实大,装两个人都够了。 Madam Lu not least bit martial arts, usually in solemn quiet and refined, meets this scene, is in the midair mind then has been blank. 陆夫人不会半点武艺,平日里端庄娴静,遇上这种场面,身在半空脑海便已经是一片空白。 When Madam Lu responded, two people have fallen into the cauldron. 等到陆夫人反应过来,两人已经掉进了大锅里。 Madam Lu yā - shouted one lightly, the busy closing eye, the graceful bearing cheeks full were panic-stricken. After the moment, discovered that the water is not very hot, opened the eye. 陆夫人呀—”的轻呼一声,忙的闭上眼睛,风韵脸颊满是惊恐。只是片刻后,发现水不是很烫,才重新睁开了眼睛。 Ling'er?!” 令儿?!” Madam Lu quickly looks down, actually sees under the ripples intermittent water surface, Xu Buling lies down in the bottom of the pot, the both arms surface to support her, but also rumble puts out several air bubbles. 陆夫人急忙低头看去,却见涟漪阵阵的水面下,许不令躺在锅底,双臂露出水面撑着她,还咕噜咕噜的吐出几个气泡。 Madam Lu relaxes slightly, but quick then does not detect right, this pushing position...... 陆夫人稍稍松了口气,只是很快便发觉不对劲,这手推的位置…… Madam Lu lowered the head to look at the eye, ripe beautiful cheeks then fierce one red, in the heart sharply trembled, the body was almost soft. 陆夫人低头瞄了眼,熟美脸颊便猛的一红,心中急颤,身子差点软了。 Also does not know is the misconception, she also felt that both hands seem do not have pinched under. 也不知是不是错觉,她还感觉那双手似有似无的捏了下。 Madam Lu was ignorant immediately, hurried setting out stands in the cauldron, about looks, sees Old Xiao also to squat below incites the fire not to see, pursing the lips of maintains composure. 陆夫人顿时懵了,急急忙忙起身站在大锅里,左右看去,见老萧还蹲在下面煽火没看到,才不动声色的抿了抿嘴。 Crash-bang —— 哗啦—— Xu Buling turns from the pot, jumped onto the platform directly, puts out a hand: Aunt Lu, blames me, comes up a bit faster, when could swim really opens.” 许不令一头从锅里翻起来,直接跃上了台子,伸出手:“陆姨,都怪我,快点上来,待会水真开了。” Madam Lu stands in the big iron saucepan, with complex feelings, swept Xu Buling —— both eyes pure expressions not to bring at heart unintentionally slightly strangely, as if really did not have attention just now matter. 陆夫人站在大铁锅里,心里五味杂陈,有意无意扫了许不令一眼——双目纯净表情不带丝毫古怪,仿佛真的没注意方才的事儿。 Under difficult to be inadequate is the situation is just now urgent, has no interest the talent...... 难不成是方才情况紧急,无心之下才…… Madam Lu hesitated under: „After......, do not make this foolish matter, the big person......” stretched out the arm to make Xu Buling support, steps the platform, the subconsciousness tightened the front piece. 陆夫人迟疑了下:“……以后,别做这种傻事,多大的人了……”伸出胳膊让许不令扶住,踏上了台子,下意识紧了紧衣襟。 Detected that the skirt was all wet, Xu Buling is the drenched chicken is ordinary, Madam Lu then moves toward in the room quickly: Changes the body clothes, do not catch cold...... to make Maidservant Yue take one set of skirt to come...... saying that to me then ran in the bedroom...... 察觉裙子全湿了,许不令更是和落汤鸡一般,陆夫人便快步走向屋里:“换身衣裳,别着凉了……让月奴给我取一套裙子过来……”说完便自顾自的跑进了睡房之中…… -------- -------- The big shot throw recommendation ticket Oh~ conveniently 大佬们顺手投点推荐票哦~
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