The talents on the scene look to the lesser monk, this does not fight, cultivating is skill does not have the lesser monk to be high and what kind, this is robs tactfully. 在场的天才们都看向小和尚,这又不是打架,修为功夫没有小和尚高又怎样,这是委婉地抢劫。 Does not rob this word not quite to be probably tactful, Hong Xiaobao thinks that a few words are used to describe the present action borrows tactfully. 不抢劫这个词好像也不太委婉,洪小宝想到一句话用来形容现在的举动委婉地借。 Thing that however this borrows, because does not have the IOU, does not have what agreement, therefore, the date of this also thing establishes provisionally for lord knows. 不过这借的东西嘛,因为没有借据,没有什么约定,所以嘛,这还东西的日期就暂定为猴年马月吧。 Two young funny guys, in addition lesser monk, is three. 两个小活宝,加上小和尚,是三个。 If the lesser monk has compromised really such, that was really too adorable, was pleasing. 如果小和尚真这么妥协了,那就真是太可爱了,也招人喜爱。 In any case, fights, if the poor point has not only hit, goes to lesser monk that to borrow a thing, does not spend the one cent, perhaps can also recover the gathering place. 反正以后打架的时候要是只差一点点没打过,就去小和尚那借点东西呗,不花一分钱,没准还能找回场子。 Hong Xiaobao was outlining the splendid blueprint at heart, is waiting for the lesser monk start to talk. 洪小宝已经在心里勾勒出了美好的蓝图,就等着小和尚开口。 How to expect the lesser monk actually as before to smile, having a sluggish genial expression to say with a smile: „The master of monk is also the wine and meat monk, the skill that my this skill, drinks particularly is his old person family education, therefore, you, if can give me some monkey liquor, it is estimated that he will be very happy.” 怎料小和尚却依旧又笑了笑,带着一副慢吞吞的和善表情笑着说道:“和尚的师父也是个酒肉和尚,我这一身的本事,尤其是喝酒的本事都是他老人家教的,所以,你要是能给我些猴儿酒,估计他老人家会很开心的。” Ended, who said that this lesser monk quite does deceive? Is this simply really a funny guy? 完了,谁说这小和尚好骗来的？这简直就是实实在在一活宝吧？ Also, what ghost is his master? The monks in monk temple drink to eat the meat, my God, this should not be the monk who the 21 st century passes through, drinks to eat the meat, dallies with the women very much to be an expert continually? 还有,他师父是什么鬼？难道和尚庙里的和尚都喝酒吃肉的,我的天,这该不会是二十一世纪穿越过来的和尚吧,喝酒吃肉,是不是连玩女人都很在行？ However he looked at the Qingqing look a moment ago, as if also really has that a matter. 不过刚才他看青青的眼神,似乎还真有那么回事。 „Your family master has to tell you what commandment, when the monk does have? Is undoable matter.” Hong Xiaobao sucked has pounded the mouth, was surprised the different way. “你家师父有告诉你当和尚有什么戒条么？就是不能做的事情。”洪小宝咂了砸嘴,诧异道。 „Commandment?” The lesser monk have actually thought that it is estimated that he really had not considered smiling face that commandment thing, he has exhibited that helping others do well: „My master said that the matter that oneself are not willing to handle is not done, is undoable as for anything, he had not said.” “戒条？”小和尚竟然想了一下,估计他还真的没有考虑过戒条这个东西,果然,顿了顿,他又摆出那副与人为善的笑脸:“我师父说,自己不愿做的事情就不做,至于什么不能做,他没说。” Probably has thought of anything, he grasps the bare head to say with a smile: „Probably he had said. If the peeping woman takes a bath, certainly cannot be discovered by her.” 好像又想到了些什么,他抓了抓光秃的脑袋笑道:“好像他曾经说过。要是偷看女人洗澡,一定不能被她发现。” He definitely nodded finally. Thought one should the matter of transferring all transfer, exhibits a adorable smiling face: „Em, should he use unable on this matter master ‚’ this word.” 他终于肯定地点了点头。觉得自己该交待的事情全都交待完了,才又摆出一副可爱的笑脸:“恩,应该就这件事情师父他用了‘不能’这个词。” My God, is this glib lesser monk? Has little experience of the world obviously. 我的天,这是油腔滑调的小和尚吗？明明就涉世未深好吗。 Is this has little experience of the world really? Life of experience is very obviously rich. 只是,这是真的涉世未深吗？明明经历的生活很丰富嘛。 Hong Xiaobao was surprised unable to speak soon, nearby Qingqing has gathered together the neckband subconsciously, is shuts out to spit very much: „Your master has taught you any at sixes and sevens thing. Your this cassock should not be will snatch?” 洪小宝已经惊讶得快要说不出话来,旁边的青青下意识地拢了拢领口,很是嫌弃地啐道:“你师父教了你一些什么乱七八糟的东西。你这一身袈裟该不会是抢来的吧？” „Female donor chatted.” The lesser monk as if realized before him , the words that spoke have any incorrect place, said with a smile as before: „This cassock is teacher's younger brother Hui Ji, I and teacher's younger brother viewpoints, this is he loses to my.” “女施主说笑了。”小和尚似乎并意识到他之前说的话有什么不对的地方,依旧笑道:“这袈裟原本是惠济师叔的,我与师叔讲法,这是他输给我的。” I scratch, this has not snatched. 我擦,这还不是抢来的。 Your monk, is really in society monk temple the first rare and beautiful flowers, nobody can leave again its right. 你个和尚,真乃世间和尚庙里第一朵奇葩,再也没人能出其右。 Well, has his master to have his apprentice, feared that his master is the rare and beautiful flowers first. He can only be a second child. 咦,有其师父必有其徒弟,怕他师父才是奇葩第一。他只能算老二。 The second child, Hong Xiaobao thinks this word time, suddenly felt that the whole person is not good. 老二,洪小宝想到这个词的时候,忽然感觉整个人都不好了。 Qingqing no longer with looking at the mentality of average man looks at present this rare and beautiful flowers monk. She opened mouth, could not speak. 青青已经不再用看常人的心态看着眼前这个奇葩和尚。她张了张嘴,已经说不出话来。 „Can you also again rare and beautiful flowers point?” Hong Xiaobao said ill-humoredly. “你还能再奇葩点么？”洪小宝没好气地说道。 „Rare and beautiful flowers? Is what?” The lesser monk cannot feel the brains immediately. Is surprised the different way. “奇葩？是何物？”小和尚顿时摸不着头脑。诧异道。 I have forgotten, this world rare and beautiful flowers word had not been invented. 哦,我忘了,这个世界奇葩这个词还没被发明出来。 Hong Xiaobao is speechless immediately. 洪小宝顿时无语。 However what is more speechless was Qingqing, she seemed like by lesser monk that pair the temperate as if a little all kinds eye looks at creepy feeling actually, did not hide in Hong Xiaobao on own initiative. 不过更无语的要数青青了,她被小和尚那双看似温和其实似乎有点色色的眼睛看得头皮发麻,不自觉地躲在洪小宝的身后。 Although two people both are all kinds, but at least Hong Xiaobao is a worldling, what lesser monk special is a monk. 虽然两个人都是色色的,但至少洪小宝是个俗人,小和尚特么的是个和尚。 Stared by the monk, at heart always a little strange feeling. 被和尚盯上,心里总有点怪怪的感觉。 Qingqing has gathered together the collar, face on suddenly appears the unnatural happy expression. This small expression entered in the Hong Xiaobao eye, they so are ripe. He does not need to ask that can guess correctly in this girl belly installs anything slightly 99. 青青又拢了拢衣领,忽的脸上现出不自然的笑意。这点小表情入了洪小宝的眼里,两人都这么熟。他不用问都已经能够猜到这小妮子肚子里装得什么小99。 Really, Hong Xiaobao has not prepared for at heart, that side Qingqing mouth jumps a few words: „Since your master he also likes drinking, that this matter was easy to do, altar|jar monkey liquor trades a feather.” 果然,洪小宝还没做好心里准备,那边青青嘴里又蹦出一句话来:“既然你师父他老人家也喜欢喝酒,那这事就好办了,一坛猴儿酒换一根羽毛。” Scratches, the rich man is willful, monkey liquor gadget Hong Xiaobao also wants, but has leafed through in his imperial palace all buried treasures, but if wants to trade altar|jar monkey liquor, perhaps the storehouse palace emptied also not necessarily some people most probably willing to trade, said again, he also was very richly difficult some people willing to sell the liquor. 擦,有钱人就是任性,猴儿酒这玩意儿洪小宝也想要,但翻遍了他皇宫里所有的宝藏,但要想换一坛猴儿酒,恐怕库府空了大半也未必有人愿意换,再说了,他有钱也很难有人愿意卖酒。 Altar monkey liquor trades a feather, is really luxurious, can say on Qingqing this young local tyrant casually, must put Hong Xiaobao, might as well snatches. 一坛猴儿酒换一根羽毛,真奢侈,也就青青这小土豪能随随便便说得出来,要搁洪小宝,还不如去抢。 Meng Xianji did not say, wildness, killed, the scoffer, killed! Counter my intent, kills! The sympathizers, kill! The strength powerhouse, eats! Heaven and Earth Treasure, eats! Equips good, snatches! 梦仙机不是说了么,猖狂者,杀,嘲笑者,杀！逆我意者,杀！同情者,杀！实力强者,吃！天材地宝,吃！装备好者,抢！ Equips good, snatches...... 装备好者,抢…… However Hong Xiaobao violates the whisper at heart, must such come, here person has does not die? Also, really must such come, oneself cannot be chased down the long distance! 不过洪小宝心里犯嘀咕,要这么来,这里的人有不死的么？再说了,真要这么来,自己还不得被人追杀十万八千里！ However he has given Hong Xiaobao but actually to this world has a clearest cognition, that i.e., in the face of the strength, anything is the floating clouds. 不过他倒给了洪小宝对这个世界的有一种最为真切的认知,那就是说,在实力面前,什么都是浮云。 He does not dare such to come to the lesser monk, is not does not think that cannot hit the lesser monk really probably, said again, the lesser monk looks that the person was also good, later should be able to be a good friend. 他可不敢对小和尚这么来,不是不想,是真的好像打不过小和尚,再说了,小和尚看着人也挺好了,以后应该能做个不错的朋友。 Is the friend to be also good. 做朋友也好。 „Good, finalized!” The resounding sound clutches together from askew Hong Xiaobao. Hong Xiaobao recovers, discovered that the lesser monk has smiled saying with a smile suddenly very much meaningfully: „Female donor, I have a feather, does not know how much altar|jar monkey liquor can trade?” “好,成交！”一道响亮的声音将洪小宝从歪歪中揪出来。洪小宝回过神来,发现小和尚忽然很意味深长地笑了笑道:“女施主,我这有一把羽毛,不知道能换多少坛猴儿酒？” Day, is this is robbing? Trades 12 feathers to be good, trades that big pile not to be useful. 天,这是在抢劫么？换12根羽毛还好,换那一大堆也并没有什么用。 However no one knows that the lesser monk actually has these many along „Buddhist musical instrument”, naturally, if feather also algorithm. 不过谁也不知道小和尚随身竟然带这么多“法器”,当然,如果羽毛也算法器的话。 Who said that the lesser monk was silly, who said that he wasn't WTO entry deeply? Who said that he was simple and honest lovable? 谁说小和尚傻了,谁说他入世未深了？谁说他憨厚可爱了？ This Nyima, robbed to snatch on the Xiaobao alliance! 这尼玛,抢劫都抢到小宝联盟头上了！ Qingqing was also scared, wants to profit, has not thought of instead oneself making contact with, these many feathers, if a feather trades altar|jar monkey liquor, even if in the storehouse in sovereign palace has these many monkey liquor, such changed cannot evacuate the storehouse. 青青也傻了眼,原本是想占个便宜来着,没想到反而把自己给搭上了,这么多羽毛,要是一根羽毛换一坛猴儿酒的话,就算帝君宫的库房里有这么多猴儿酒,这么换还不得把库房搬空了。 Also, this feather coped with some time uses of Ruoshui probably...... 再说,这羽毛好像只是对付弱水的时候有些用处吧…… This business achieves in this share, she was also drunk. 这生意做到这个份上,她也是醉了。 Perhaps thinks somewhat embarrassed, lesser monk flexure bald was explaining: „Just had studied the superficial knowledge tally seal seal cutting law, therefore practices acquiring a skill with one pile of feathers, but female Shi Zhuyao thought that like this does not trade cost-effective, that dozen of do rebate what kind of?” 许是觉得有些不好意思,小和尚挠着秃头解释道:“刚学了点皮毛符印篆刻法,所以拿一堆羽毛来练练手,不过女施主要是觉得这样换不划算,那打个对折怎么样？” No matter how also Qingqing replied that lesser monk refrains from speaking unexpectedly the feather, 11 result in one, 22 results in four, four great heavenly gods, broad item of Son of Heaven, Tuotatianwang, unsurpassed Tathagata...... 也不管青青怎么回答,小和尚竟然闷着头算起羽毛来,11得一,22得四,四大天王,广目天王,托塔天王,无上如来…… Excuse me, I calculated the branch. 不好意思,我算岔了。 Lesser monk scratching the head smiles, said: „I had reckoned up earlier, altogether 100 list six pieces of great wild goose feathers, hit the words that rebates, converts into the monkey liquor altogether 53 altars|jars, thanks.” 小和尚挠着头嘿嘿一笑,道:“我早些时候就已经算清楚了,一共100单六片鸿羽,打对折的话,折合猴儿酒一共53坛,谢谢。” He is really impolite, this lets go, is 53 altar|jar monkey liquor. 他还真不客气,这一摊手,就是53坛猴儿酒。 Those present were scared, thinks the person who by butchering is a lesser monk, has not actually thought of the lesser monk unexpectedly compared with monkey also fine, no! Compared with person also fine! Where has compared with the monkey of worldly person, where has compared with the lesser monk also fine person. 在场的人都傻了眼,原本以为挨宰的人怎么也得是小和尚,却没想到小和尚竟比猴儿还精,不！比人还精！哪有比人精的猴,哪有比小和尚还精的人。 After the surprise, their all face Qing Zai Le Huo expression looks at Qingqing. 诧异之后,他们皆一脸庆灾乐祸的表情看着青青。 Then good, is all right to play the funny monk to play, these put on to the hitch oneself. 这下好了吧,没事玩儿逗和尚玩吧,这一下把自己给栓套上了吧。 Qingqing has pounded the mouth, 53 altar|jar monkey liquor, this is not the time of monkey liquor brewing, solely only calculates from the raw material of wine-making, no, solely only cheapest the dragon saliva fruit from these over a hundred raw materials calculates that a dragon saliva fruit makes the ardisia crispa, how much money are 53 dragon saliva fruits? 青青砸了砸嘴,53坛猴儿酒啊,这不算猴儿酒酿造的时间来看,单单只从酿酒的原料来算,不,单单只从这上百种原料当中最便宜的龙涎果算来,一枚龙涎果约么百两金,53枚龙涎果是多少钱？ You is this robs especially? 你特么这是抢劫么？ Also, the sovereign palace raises the brewing monkey liquor monkey not to know that has spent many talent treasures, such calculates that a lesser monk yawn, the entire sovereign palace must shake three to shake. 还有,帝君宫豢养酿造猴儿酒的猴儿也不知花费了多少天才地宝,这么算下来,小和尚一张口,整个帝君宫都要抖三抖啊。 Perhaps knows Qingqing to be awkward, the lesser monk smiles: „Teases you to play.” 许是知道青青为难,小和尚嘿嘿一笑:“逗你玩呢。” „Lesser monk idled is generating these feathers bored, had not pointed at it to make money, the senior monk said that takes the person advantage not to be good, cannot go bad the reputation of Buddhism, said again, these many people look, if passes on, nobody did business with the lesser monk.” “小和尚本就闲着无聊制出这些羽毛,原本就没指着它赚钱,老和尚说了,占人便宜不好,不能坏了佛门的名声,再说了,这么多人看着,要是传出去,就没人跟小和尚做生意了。” Then, the lesser monk from one big feather takes out a piece to give Qingqing, also seriously said: „Gives you one piece, because we are predestined friends.” 说罢,小和尚从一大把羽毛中取出一片递给青青,却又一本正经道:“给你一片,因为我们有缘。” Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief, heart this lesser monk a little conscience, has not let this sovereign palace palace main massive hemorrhage but actually. 青青舒了口气,心道这小和尚倒还有点良心,没让他这个帝君宫宫主大出血。 However under flickers, the lesser monk also friendly said: „Other in the account, isn't anxious first.” 不过下一瞬,小和尚又和气说道:“其他的都先记在账上,不急不急。” I %#%...... 我%#%…… Qingqing just prepared to thank the lesser monk to come, this little while has not thanked his family to add his ancestor 18 generations to be good again. 青青刚准备感谢小和尚来着,这会儿没感谢他全家再加他祖宗18代就算不错了。 What is hateful is the lesser monk finds by search an account book appearance from sleeve unexpectedly the booklet, probably gave to inscribe the accounts of these 105 pieces of feathers. 可恨的是小和尚竟然从袖中抄出一本账本模样的小册子,好像把这105片羽毛的帐都给记上了。 The forehead of Hong Xiaobao only sleep sweats, at this moment he compared with Qingqing also many, in the heart more than once is Qingqing serves with the pray of sympathy. 洪小宝只觉的额头冒汗,此刻他比青青也强不了多少,心中已经不止一次为青青施以同情的祈祷。 „Later draws the distant point relations to be good with the lesser monk, the storehouse in imperial palace does not have the sovereign palace to be so rich.” Hong Xiaobao grinning, body of prostration as if also by this really not small „frightening” frightening energetic air/Qi. “以后还是跟小和尚拉远点关系才好,皇宫的库房可没帝君宫那么殷实。”洪小宝咧了咧嘴,原本虚脱的身体似乎也被这着实不小的一顿“惊吓”给吓回一点精神气。 „, This moon proper circle, when do we want to wait till ability to go in?” Hong Xiaobao is busy at tearing the topic, if continues to be so noisy, perhaps must build. “咳咳,这月亮可真圆,我们要等到什么时候才能进去？”洪小宝忙扯开话题,要是继续这么闹下去,恐怕自己也得搭进去。 How to say again that a moment ago pit lesser monk, oneself seemed „chief instigator”. 再怎么说,刚才坑小和尚,自己似乎更是“主谋”。 Nearby Yuncai Xiao covering mouth suddenly smiled, walks to be in a daze the Qingqing ear whisper of god, Qingqing that pale complexion restored points to be angry, gets angry to look at the lesser monk, probably must chew general him.( Not 一旁的云彩萧忽的掩嘴一笑,走过去对着正在发呆愣神的青青耳边耳语了一阵,青青那惨白的脸色才恢复一点生气来,红着眼看着小和尚,好像要将他嚼碎一般。(未 Ends being continued 完待续 ~^~) ~^~)