NG :: Volume #3

#281: Opens the eye to talk nonsense


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Ruoshui is in society carrying capacity weakest water, even if a lithe insignificant thing will fall into water Central Metropolis to submerge, but now, that piece of feather unexpectedly safely floats in the water surface. 弱水原本就是世间承受力最弱的水,即便一片轻盈的鸿毛落入水中都会沉没,可现在,那片羽毛竟然稳当地浮在水面。 This point, were too only more than many Buddhist musical instruments. 光这一点,就已经比许多法器强太多。 After must cover the method that exquisite rune needs to want on a feather to be too many exquisitely . Moreover, also few people are willing rune to plate, in does not have on the feather of what use, naturally, this mainly because its work is extremely complex. 毕竟要在一根羽毛上镀上精妙符文需要的手段要精妙太多,而且,也很少有人愿意将符文镀在一根没有什么用处的羽毛上,当然,这主要还是因为它的做工太过复杂。 naturally, complex and regarding the common follower, in the Buddhism has rune practice the non- world powerhouse of gradually, regarding some exquisite rune using, usually at will also is quite quite profound, thing that therefore the Buddhism can with obtaining other school frequently cannot put out. 当然,复杂又只是对于寻常修炼者而言,佛门中有浸淫符文修炼的不世强者,对于一些精妙的符文用度,通常极为随意却又极为高深,所以佛门常常能拿得出别的门派拿不出的东西。 A light language floats Ruoshui, directs the gods most profound. 一叶轻语浮弱水,玄之又玄引神明。 In the lesser monk mouth spits the response lightly, golden rune appear from his body within the body, rune assumes the cash character, strings of golden rune just like the winding in the sliver of his whole body, at will Beng Kai, just like a long spirit snake, are centered on the lesser monk at this moment scatters in all directions, but has been separated from the body of lesser monk, just like having mystical powers to know general, winds on straight following Ruoshui, promoting a piece of small feather to delimit to the both legs submerged Hong Xiaobao in Ruoshui. 小和尚口中轻吐反应,一道道金色符文自他身体内显现出,符文呈现金字,一串串金色符文宛如缠绕在他周身的长条,此刻也随意崩开,宛如一条长长的灵蛇,以小和尚为中心四散开去,只是脱离了小和尚的身体,又宛如有灵识一般,顺着弱水蜿蜒直上,推动着一片小小的羽毛划向双腿已经没入弱水中的洪小宝 On Qingqing this moment face the intense look already vanished, then the smiling face saluted to say to the lesser monk gracefully: Many thanks the lesser monk, the sovereign palace can produce the monkey liquor in August, you must accept this invite to taste.” 青青此刻脸上紧张神色已然消失,转而笑脸盈盈地向小和尚施了一礼道:“多谢小和尚,帝君宫八月能产猴儿酒,你可得赏脸来品尝一下。” Resembling is feared one have not explained that she also busily said: All is elixir immortal fruit brewing, does not have the meat taste.” 似是怕自己没有说明白,她又忙说道:“全都是灵药仙果酿造,没有一点荤味。” Which knows that the lesser monk actually saluted Ha Ha says with a smile: Lesser monk vigilance does not diet, wine and meat puts on the intestines, in the Buddha main heart remains.” 哪知道小和尚却施了一礼哈哈笑道:“小和尚戒心不戒口,酒肉穿肠过,佛主心中留。” You are actually interesting.” Qingqing covers the mouth to smile, pours to look at the lesser monk two illumination, the heart slightly somewhat is angry, originally is a worldly priest. “你倒是有趣。”青青掩嘴一笑,倒看得小和尚两眼发光,不由心头微微有些恼,原来是个花和尚。 Interesting actually interesting, but you such tease, I keep the rune mark in water to fear that was must condense again, hopes that the donor in water can support some time to be good.” “有趣倒是有趣,不过你这么一逗,我留在水里的符文印记怕是又要再凝聚一下了,希望水里的施主能多撑持一些时间才好。” Qingqing one hear, this monk was absent-minded at this time unexpectedly. At that moment turns the head to look around to Hong Xiaobao busily. 青青一听,这和尚竟然在这个时候开小差。当下忙转头向洪小宝张望。 Saw with own eyes that a piece of feather drifts to oneself, Hong Xiaobao had not considered that feather can withstand and Yuncai Xiao weight. The making an effort whole body strength, a foot pedal enters in the water, jumps to leap when by the water cuts some reacting force, steps on steadily on the feather, the body along with it in a flash, can stop unexpectedly on the feather. 眼见一片羽毛向自己飘浮过来,洪小宝也没考虑那羽毛能不能承受得自己和云彩萧的重量。使劲全身力气,一脚蹬入水中,借由水划开时些许的反作用力纵身一跃,稳稳踩在羽毛上,身体随之一晃,竟然可以停在羽毛上。 Instantaneous, the feather high-rising has drowned oneself unexpectedly. 只是瞬间,羽毛竟然兀自沉了下去。 My God! Can such pit I? Obviously this is the last straw. Why may also probably such pit, such pit...... 我的天!要不要这么坑我?明明这已经是最后一根稻草了。可为什么还要这么坑,这么坑啊…… Saw that Hong Xiaobao almost kicks in the water, Qingqing flew into a rage, is busy at shouting to exclaim to the lesser monk: „Does young buddhist monk, you work to use the dessert?” 看到洪小宝差点在水里扑腾,青青急眼了,忙扯着嗓子对小和尚吼道:“小秃驴,你做事能不能用点心?” I am not a buddhist monk, I am the monk, the monk have the name in religion, called not to read.” The appearance that lesser monk does not pay with a life anxious, deducts the index finger slowly. At an airborne gently point, when Qingqing is just about to open the mouth to scold, he bellows suddenly: Goes.” “我不是秃驴,我是和尚,和尚有法号,叫无念。”小和尚一副急死人不偿命的模样,缓缓扣下食指。在空中轻轻一点,待青青正要开口骂的时候,他忽然大吼一声:“去也。” Rippled the feather that soon sank to float in Ruoshui suddenly. 在弱水中荡漾快要沉下去的羽毛忽然又浮了起来。 I force to go. Also got up, I quite fear. 我勒个去。又起来了,我好怕怕。 Hong Xiaobao is so shocked they broke out in a cold sweat. The original whole body did not remain any strength, now by a lesser monk such pit, the whole person has been collapsed much, fortunately Xiaobao is not usually loaf regarding the practice, stands a hitching post is very safe. 洪小宝惊出一身冷汗。本来全身就已经不剩什么力气,现在被小和尚这么一坑,整个人都虚脱了不少,好在小宝平时对于修炼并不偷懒,站个马桩还是挺稳当的。 Borrowed a buoyancy of piece of feather, Hong Xiaobao jumped to leap in the sky, the disembark is about dozens meters, regarding him, this jumped to leap dozens meters to be able to achieve. 借了一片羽毛的浮力,洪小宝纵身当空一跃,离岸已经不过数十米,对于他来说,这纵身一跃数十米还是能够做得到的。 He jumps to jump has caused a petty action. Under foot that piece of mysterious feather vanishes suddenly in an instant does not see. 只是他纵身跃起的时候使了个小动作。脚下那一片玄妙的羽毛忽然转眼消失不见。 This action looked at distinctly by these monstruous talent of ashore, each one eyes are red are similar to the rabbit. 这一举动被岸上的那些妖孽们看得分明,个个眼睛红得跟个兔子差不多。 Nyima. Others have helped you, but also leads Bai Na, is not concerned about face. 尼玛。人家帮了你,还带白拿的呀,真不要脸。 Actually if they have this opportunity, the speed of perhaps getting rid is faster than Hong Xiaobao, after all the thing of Buddhism, so long as in addition held the rune mark, even if buddhist monk's robes, an earthen bowl container, has its mysterious function. 其实若他们也有这机会,恐怕出手的速度比洪小宝还要快,毕竟佛门的物件,只要加持了符文印记,哪怕是一件僧衣,一个钵盂,都有其玄妙的作用。 The person who these are jealous of wishes one could himself also to sway from side to side in the water, makes the lesser monk put out a thing to help them, but if the lesser monk does not help, must owe sends greatly. 这些眼红的人恨不得自己也在水里面扭动一番,也让小和尚拿出一点物件来帮帮他们,但要是小和尚不帮忙,那自己岂不是要亏大发了。 Therefore, this idea also can only be the idea, cannot take seriously. 所以,这想法还只能是想法,当不得真。 I go, start really quickly!” On the Qingqing forehead braves the heavy line, in heart unstated criticism, but she is slanting shortly to the lesser monk time, actually discovered that the lesser monk is bringing that hundred years of invariable smiling face as before, does not know to be angry. “我去,下手真快!”青青额头上直冒黑线,心中腹诽,不过她斜着眼看向小和尚的时候,却发现小和尚依旧带着那一副百年不变的笑脸,也不知道生没生气。 Yo.” Hong Xiaobao in airborne has drunk sound high, in airborne opens the back Yuncai Xiao ball gently, lets her safe landing, but oneself actually grips on the flagstone of ashore, fell to go fall flat on one's face. “哟呵。”洪小宝在空中高喝了声,在空中将背后的云彩萧轻轻弹开,让她安全着陆,而自己却一头扎在岸上的石板上,摔了个狗吃屎。 Yeah, does not have the means that this has collapsed, does not need to show off power to install again attractively, naturally, must a little strength, Hong Xiaobao be actually absolutely will not have made itself so distressed, he is also the person of attaching great importance to face-saving. 哎,没办法,这已经虚脱了,就没必要再逞强装得好看些,当然,其实要还有点力气,洪小宝是断断不会让自己这么狼狈的,他好歹也是个要面子的人。 Big Brother Xiaobao ~!” Hong Xiaobao!” You how?” 小宝哥~!”“洪小宝!”“你怎么样了?” Yuncai Xiao and Qingqing flushed hastily, inquired about that Hong Xiaobao injury, sees him unobstructive, finally also felt relieved, but why Yuncai Xiao does not know, suddenly has to weep. 云彩萧青青连忙冲了过来,探寻洪小宝身上的伤势,见他无碍,终于也放下心来,只是云彩萧不知为什么,忽然有啜泣起来。 Yeah, the woman is really the water does, often wipes tears, does not know that was how. 哎,女人真是水做的,动不动就抹眼泪,也不知是怎么了。 Hong Xiaobao is puffing to think the means tease Yuncai Xiao smiles, the lesser monk suddenly walked. 洪小宝正喘着粗气想着办法逗云彩萧笑的时候,小和尚忽然走了过来。 The front surface sees the cloth shoes of lesser monk, is a spotless [gold/metal] wisp of cassock, is that is all smile again actually looks like the meaning unusual face. 迎面看到小和尚的布鞋,然后是一尘不染的金缕袈裟,再是那张满脸堆笑却看起来意味非常的脸。 Has the matter?” The Hong Xiaobao yawn asked that he was also afraid, has forgotten the expression of gratitude, therefore was busy at saying: May be lucky in the water you help.” “有事吗?”洪小宝张口问道,他也心虚,又忘了道谢,于是忙说:“在水里可多亏了你帮忙。” However the lesser monk had not appreciated kindness rendered, but spreads out the hand, bringing the smiling face saying: Donor please the feather of monk also come.” 然而小和尚并没有领情,只是摊开手,带着笑脸说道:“施主请将和尚的羽毛还来。” This lesser monk, is good not to have politeness, is really. 这个小和尚,好没礼貌,真的是。 Hong Xiaobao sucked has pounded the mouth, hey said with a smile: Time that I jumped a moment ago makes an effort too in a big way, therefore that feather sank to Ruoshui on oneself.” 洪小宝咂了砸嘴,顿了顿,嘿嘿一笑道:“我刚才跳起来的时候用力太大,所以那羽毛就自己沉入弱水里去了。” Doesn't this open the eye to talk nonsense? Probably everybody watches, but this matter Hong Xiaobao can do. 这不是睁着眼睛说瞎话么?好像大家都看在眼里,可这事洪小宝就做得出来。 Yuncai Xiao has been startled being startled, no longer wept, looks at Hong Xiaobao intently, suddenly tittered to smile. 云彩萧怔了怔,也不再啜泣了,直愣愣地看着洪小宝,忽然噗嗤一下笑了。 Buddhist does not hit the lies, donor please also come back the feather.” The lesser monk are unforgiving as before. “出家人不打诳语,施主还是请将羽毛还回来吧。”小和尚依旧不依不饶。 Yuncai Xiao as if feels sorry, hesitant, bites the lip to entreat to Hong Xiaobao: Big Brother Xiaobao, others have helped us after all, gives back to him the feather.” 云彩萧似乎过意不去,犹豫了一下,咬着嘴唇向洪小宝哀求道:“小宝哥,毕竟人家帮了我们,就把羽毛还给他吧。” Really is a silly woman, I force to go...... 真是个傻女人,我勒个去…… Hong Xiaobao has pulled the corners of the mouth, looked at Yuncai Xiao one meaningfully, said ill-humoredly: „Are you also my woman, is the words must help your husband, how can speak for others.” 洪小宝扯了扯嘴角,意味深长地看了云彩萧一眼,没好气道:“你还是不是我的女人,是的话得帮着你老公,怎么能替别人说话。” Then his another asks for money an appearance not to look at the lesser monk awfully, said: Everybody looked a moment ago clearly, that feather fell into Ruoshui to go, really has been a pity, the gadget of your Buddhist were fierce, a piece of feather can show such major function, if other things, can be stronger?” 接着他又一副要钱没有要命一条的样子看着小和尚,道:“刚才大家都看得清楚,那羽毛真掉进弱水里去了,真是可惜了,你们佛家的玩意儿就是厉害,一片羽毛都能展现出这么大的作用,要是其他的东西,会不会更强?” The day, opens the eye to talk nonsense, in addition two. 天,睁着眼睛说瞎话,加二。 Not only talks nonsense, beyond the sound according to the red Xiaobao words, what this doesn't want the lesser monk idea is? Pitiful lesser monk, not only threw feather, but also by Hong Xiaobao staring. 不仅说瞎话,照红小宝的话外之音,这不是还想打小和尚主意又是什么?可怜小和尚,不仅丢了羽毛,还被洪小宝给盯上。 This Hong Xiaobao, is really, the space is underground! 这个洪小宝,真的是,天上地下独一无二! Nearby Qingqing has installed very much difficultly again, almost does not have a salt soft drink to spurt his him, but this is Hong Xiaobao in her eyes, no matter who the small advantage he also dares to occupy . Moreover the face loyalty does not jump, the leg does not hit to tremble, such Xiaobao, is really first of the rare and beautiful flowers present ages. 一旁的青青已经很难再装下去,差点没一口盐汽水喷死他丫的,不过这才是她眼里的洪小宝,不管是谁的便宜他还都敢占,而且还脸不红心不跳,腿不打哆嗦,这样的小宝,真乃当世之第一奇葩。 Qingqing has found out other glossaries to describe this present age rare and beautiful flowers very much difficultly again, but such described really? 青青已经很难再想出其他的词汇来形容这个当世的奇葩,不过这么形容真的好吗? Meaning that the lesser monk has not yielded slightly, he reaches out Hong Xiaobao as before, on the face is piling smiling as before: Buddhist does not hit the lies, I saw you to take.” 只是小和尚丝毫没有让步的意思,他依旧向洪小宝伸出手,脸上依旧堆着笑:“出家人不打诳语,我看见你拿了。” I force to go, so to be how mean-spirited, wants to fight over including a feather continuous. 我勒个去,怎么这么小气,连一根羽毛也要争个不休。 Hong Xiaobao deeply inspired, will say, was actually forestalled by Qingqing: Lesser monk, you said the family member not to hit the lies, but you hit, the one who ate the meat to drink was what Buddhist, do you go back the master not to scold you?” 洪小宝深深吸了一口气,正要开口说,却被青青抢了个先:“小和尚,你说出家人不打诳语,可你打了呀,吃肉喝酒的算什么出家人,你回去师父不会骂你嘛?” I went, such quickly on united front, well, before this is me, has seen that Qingqing? The safe does everything to please, non- deceitful is robber, ironclad, declines to run. 我了个去,这么快就统一战线了啊,咦,这还是我以前见过的那个青青吗?无事献殷勤,非奸即盗,铁定的,没落跑。 In the Hong Xiaobao heart the unstated criticism, an eye does not look at the lesser monk, performed to stare at the face of Qingqing, wanted to look at an outcome her true self. 洪小宝心中腹诽,一双眼睛不看小和尚,尽盯着青青的脸了,想要将她本来面目看个究竟。 Really, a Qingqing language is astonishing: This, you, if also gives me a piece of feather, I do not press you, did not complain with your master that, to my, the monkey liquor was casual you to drink!” 果然,青青一语惊人:“这样,你要是也给我一片羽毛,我就不难为你,也不跟你师父那告状了,还有,到了我那,猴儿酒随便你喝!” I scratch, isn't this steals openly? Good your Qingqing, to have such cultivates the behavior? Others are also only monk of having little experience of the world! 我擦,这不是明抢么?好你个青青,有这么做人的么?人家还只是个涉世未深的和尚啊! Hong Xiaobao has clearly recognized, present Qingqing is not only sly, but also was greedy, has studied mostly own, no! The pupil surpasses the teacher wins Yu Lan! 洪小宝算是认清了,眼前的青青非但狡猾,还贪婪,多半是学了自己的,不!青出于蓝而胜于蓝! The talents on the scene a little want to fight with the fists dead randomly this man and a woman two insensitive impulsions, but they have anything slightly 99, perhaps also Xiaobao and Qingqing are similar, but before , was forestalled by Hong Xiaobao, now first has been used this move by Qingqing, their heart is quite annoyed. 在场的天才们都有点想要乱拳打死这一男一女两个厚脸皮的冲动,只是他们心里有着什么小99,恐怕也更小宝青青差不多,只是之前被洪小宝抢了先,现在又被青青先用了这一招,他们心头好恼火。 The pitiful monk, must really be these two young bastards is together for a long time, feared the trousers trousers that conceals continually must be snatched by them, if that small trousers trousers have any secretive wise use. 可怜的和尚,要真是和这两个小混蛋相处久了,怕是连遮羞的裤裤都要被他们抢了去,如果那小裤裤也有着什么不可告人的高明用处的话。 A people face sympathy looks at lesser monk, like looking on the cutting board waits the fat sheep that butchers to be ordinary. 众人一脸同情地看着小和尚,就像看着案板上待宰的肥羊一般。 Two greedy young bastards, this moment bosom concerns look at the lesser monk, looked how he meets some handles this matter, but Hong Xiaobao Yuncai Xiao actually knit the brows, she originally pure, saw that Hong Xiaobao and Qingqing do this, the impulsion that unavoidably a little wants to advise against, thinks, purses the lips to give up.( Not 两个贪婪的小混蛋,此刻各怀心事地看着小和尚,看他接些来怎么处理这档子事,只是洪小宝身旁的云彩萧却不由皱了皱眉,她原本就单纯,看到洪小宝青青这样做,不免有点想要劝阻的冲动,不过想了想,又抿着嘴放弃了。(未 Ends being continued 完待续 ~^~) ~^~)
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