«Mentioned you possibly not to believe that the baby in African native place finally was red, the live broadcast passed through!» 《说来你们可能不信,非洲籍贯的宝宝终于红了一把,直播穿越啦！》 The posters pasted a screenshot in the first building, above had one line of shining system large characters. 楼主在第一楼贴出了一张截图,上面有一行金灿灿的系统大字。 【Congratulates the audience night dance flame to select the first issue ‚dream to return spirit millenniums’ activity quota】 【恭喜观众夜舞焱灵抽中第一期‘梦回千年’活动名额】 This post just issued that sank, in a while was fished by the innumerable salt fish, withstand/top the popular post rapidly. 这张帖子刚刚发布就沉了下去,没过多久又被无数咸鱼捞了起来,迅速顶成热帖。 33 buildings: Grasps the grass! Discovers ignominious Ou sovereign, the post content makes people extremely ill! 33楼:握草！发现一只可耻的欧皇,帖子内容让人极其不适！ 108 buildings: Has not thought, one crowd of ancient times big shot total defeat, made the forum small green skin top unexpectedly! 108楼:万万没想到,一群远古大佬都折戟沉沙了,居然让个论坛小绿皮拔得头筹！ This forum named empress live broadcast forum, looked the name knows is among the live broadcasts the exclusive forum, the member is extremely active. 这个论坛名为女帝直播论坛,一看名字就知道是直播间专属的论坛,会员极其活跃。 Ancient times big shot 【Sneaks across non- earthly branch】 This forum the department editor of founder and related magazine. 远古大佬【偷渡非酋】还是这个论坛的创始人兼相关杂志的专栏编辑。 Member who year to year mixes the forum, the rank mostly was the yellow underpants. 常年混论坛的会员,等级多半都是黄裤衩了。 Rookie who the small green skin makes a debut, who can not envy? 小绿皮可是初出茅庐的新人啊,谁能不嫉妒？ They are loyal and devoted to the anchor, why the good matter unable to fall on them like this, instead cared for a small green skin? 他们对主播忠心耿耿,为啥这样的好事儿落不到他们头上,反而眷顾了一个小绿皮？ 999 buildings: The posters, open the door to deliver express, the father wants the live broadcast to hack to death you- 999楼:楼主,开门送快递,老子要直播砍死你啊啊啊啊- 1008 buildings: ying chirp, I think that is the poster P chart, has not thought unexpectedly real! 1/5000000 probabilities, the good luck, how you not to buy the lottery ticket like this, squats snatches the quota to do in the live broadcasts! The air/Qi results in the angina pectoris, the envy envies to hate! 1008楼:嘤嘤嘤,我以为是楼主P图啊,没想到居然是真的！五百万分之一的几率,这样的好运气,你咋不去买彩票呢,蹲在直播间抢名额干嘛！气得心绞痛,嫉妒羡慕恨！ 2035 buildings: Rubs the mill knife secretly, when I rubbed the blade, hacked to death you immediately! 2035楼:暗搓搓磨刀,等我磨好了刀,立马砍死你！ 4088 buildings: Waits for the poster to pass through turns over! 4088楼:坐等楼主穿越翻车！ 5555 buildings: The good and evil is our red camp takes a blood, if the next door potential surface selects the quota, vomits? The posters help the baby take a few words to the anchor, the baby has washed, removes completely the light in vain in bed superior her, she also? This 520! 5555楼:好歹是我们红方阵营拿下一血,要是隔壁位面抽中名额,呕不呕？楼主帮宝宝给主播捎一句话,宝宝已经洗白白、脱光光在床上等她了,她怎么还不来？这都520了！ Most people are envying the envy to hate, a small number treated as the koi the poster, wishes one could to retransmit daily attracts Ou Qi. 大部分人都在羡慕嫉妒恨,少部分人则把楼主当做了锦鲤,恨不得天天转发吸欧气。 Posters: Sweat, everyone is really warm, the baby will treasure the opportunity, touches to the small hand hand of anchor, how comes back to tell you again the feel. 楼主:汗,大家真热情,宝宝会珍惜机会,摸到主播的小手手,回来再告诉你们手感如何。 drawing a wave of hatred, poster rapid winding. 拉了一波仇恨,楼主迅速下线。 In a while, 5 million salt fish discovered that among Jiang Pengji the live broadcasts presents a small screen, selects to look, unexpectedly is among strange live broadcasts. Among this live broadcasts attaches in Jiang Pengji the live broadcasts, the two can watch with the screen, Jiang Pengji also selected. 没过多久,五百万条咸鱼发现姜芃姬的直播间出现一个小屏幕,点开一看,居然是一个陌生的直播间。这个直播间依附于姜芃姬的直播间,二者可以同屏观看,姜芃姬也点了进去。 „Mother- unexpectedly real- passed through!!!” “妈耶-居然真的-穿越了！！！” In the picture, the appearance delicate classical female stared in a big way the eye panic-strickenly, raised both hands to look repeatedly. 画面之中,模样清秀古典的女子惊骇地瞪大了眼睛,举起双手翻来覆去地看。 The females are combing the woman chignon, originally is gentle virtuous dressing up, made with the movement that the makings appearance does not tally extremely. 女子梳着妇人发髻,本是温婉贤淑的装扮,偏偏做出了与气质外貌极其不符合的动作。 She pinches oneself face lightly, cannot help but, eats aiyu loosens sorely. 她轻捏自己的脸,不由得哎呦一声,吃疼松开。 „I just lay down on the bed was falling asleep, opened eyes to run here- trembled- Anchor, you where?” “我刚刚在床上躺着睡着了,一睁开眼就跑来了这里-瑟瑟发抖-主播,你在哪里？” The females are almost full of the tears to watch among the live broadcasts the screen, cannot bear sound that makes to pray for rescue. 女子几乎饱含热泪地看着直播间屏幕,忍不住发出求救的声音。 Although only then 12 hours of experience time, but appears in the strange environment all of a sudden, she is really was startled and feared. 虽然只有十二小时体验时间,但一下子出现在陌生环境,她真是又惊又怕。 One crowd of salt fish were silent. 一群咸鱼静默了。 Jiang Pengji coughs lightly, at once sends a barrage to her. 姜芃姬轻咳一声,旋即给她发了一条弹幕。 【Anchor V】: Do not be flustered, first has a look all around, takes a look at the proof status thing. 【主播V】:别慌张,先看看周遭,瞧瞧有没有证明身份的东西。 „- Understood!” “哦哦哦-懂了懂了！” The females too do not adapt to clothing and personal adornments, nearly steps on to the skirt swayed, no one, cannot find her embarrassment luckily all around. 女子不太适应身上的衣饰,险些踩到裙摆,幸好周遭没人,瞧不见她的窘态。 In front of the bronze mirror of her rapid gathering dressing table, diligently the face extends before the mirror, looks right and left, twittering said, „determination is the soul puts on!” 她迅速凑到梳妆台的铜镜前面,努力将脸伸到镜前,左瞧右瞧,呢喃道,“确定是魂穿！” In the room on the table is putting some bamboo slips, she tries hard to identify, staring the eye was sour, above recognized reluctantly wrote anything. 屋内桌案上放着一些竹简,她努力辨认,瞪得眼睛都酸了,勉强认出上面写了什么。 „Ancestor and sect...... light? This name very virilizes, is difficult to be inadequate this body to call sect Guang ?” “宗、宗……光？这个名字挺男性化的,难不成这具身体叫宗光？” Flips other letters, some are „living in seclusion worthless person”, some are „sect light”, some are „sinus idler”...... 翻了翻其他书简,有些是“山居散人”,有些则是“宗光”,还有一些是“窦闲人”…… Therefore- 所以- „What did this body call?” “这具身体到底叫什么？” Is having doubts, the gate that the bedroom occupies was opened gently, the female who the maidservant dresses up raises slightly to say temperately, „madame, in family/home honored guest.” 正疑惑,寝居的门被人轻轻拉开,侍女装扮的女子温和欠身道,“夫人,家中来了贵客。” The females are carrying the maidservant, therefore the maidservant cannot see her cheeks instantaneously stiff appearance. 女子正背着侍女,所以侍女看不到她脸颊瞬间僵硬的模样。 【And Frantic call JPG dumb as a wooden chicken】 【呆若木鸡、疯狂呐喊JPG】 Who can tell her then should how to deal- 谁能告诉她接下来该怎么应对啊啊啊啊啊- Help!!! 救命！！！ The salt fish see her response, smiles doubles with laughter, this response was too fun! 咸鱼们看到她的反应,一个一个笑得前仰后合,这个反应太可乐了！ Perhaps the heaven heard the aspiration of female, under the live broadcast screen presented a few words prompt. 兴许上天听到了女子的心声,直播屏幕下方出现了一句话提示。 【System warm prompt: And you reply master, concubine body this in the past.】 【系统温馨提示:你且回禀老爷,妾身这就过去。】 The women maintain reluctantly calmly, the sound studies the dialogue of system prompt to reply the maidservant stiffly. 女人勉强维持镇定,声音僵硬地学着系统提示的对话回复侍女。 Under maidservant heart surprise, but has not considered thoroughly, the madame infects the cold a while ago, got sick half a month to change for the better slightly, the sound was stiffer is also normal. Sent the maidservant, the female to relax unexpectedly, seemed a salt fish paralysis of dehydration on the ground- 侍女心下诧异,但也没有多虑,夫人前阵子感染风寒,病了半月才稍稍好转呢,声音僵硬一些也是正常的。打发了侍女,女子蓦地松了口气,好似一条脱水的咸鱼瘫在地上- Is muttering to the live broadcast screen: „SOS!!!” 对着直播屏幕喃喃道:“SOS！！！” According to the current circumstance, this body does not seem like the civilians others, what kind of posture can she with not reveal the secret? 根据目前的情势来看,这具身体似乎不是平民人家啊,她要用怎样的姿势才不会露馅儿？ „Words said that- baby brace is not about 12 hours is regarded the evildoer/monstrous talent, except that?” “话说-宝宝不会撑不过十二小时就被人当成妖孽除了吧？” After the salt fish listen, tittered smiles. 咸鱼们听后噗嗤一笑。 12 hours? 十二小时？ A little pursues very? 有点儿追求好不？ A female face dispirited, deeply inspires, in the brain the scene and picture of reappearing Jiang Pengji live broadcast time, inflate to oneself in secret. 女子一脸颓丧,深吸一口气,脑中浮现姜芃姬直播时候的场景和画面,暗中给自己打气。 „Didn't fear, behind you also has 5 million strong shields and anchors!” “不怕不怕,你背后还有五百万坚实后盾和主播呢！” Facts showed, the worry of female is unnecessary. 事实证明,女子的担心是多余的。 She is experiences, cannot pass through truly, the system will naturally open the flood gates to her. 她是来体验的,又不是真正穿越不回去,系统自然会给她大开方便之门。 This families are surnamed „sinus”, here is the Shangyang county Yangshan boundary. 这户人家姓“窦”,此处乃是上阳郡洋山地界。 After the females listen blinks, confuses one of the younger sisters among the live broadcasts, she naturally can control the latest development between live broadcasts. 女子听后眨了眨眼睛,作为直播间迷妹之一,她自然会掌控直播间的最新动态。 Shangyang county Yangshan Dou...... 上阳郡洋山窦姓…… „Is difficult the peasant family talent who is inadequate this household of families anchor to look for?” “难不成这户人家正是主播要找的农家人才？” The females whispered in secret, in the surface deferred to the prompt that the system gave to direct the servant to prepare for entertaining a guest. 女子暗中嘀咕,面上则按照系统给予的提示使唤下人做好待客准备。 The maidservants had not suspected, instead feels today's wife especially nimble and efficient. 侍女们没有怀疑,反而觉得今日的夫人格外爽利。 The only irritable place lies in- 唯一别扭的地方在于- She as if contracted the eye disease, the eye always could not bear stare at some place to look, looks infiltrates the person strangely. 她似乎患了眼疾,眼睛总忍不住盯着某个地方瞧,看着怪渗人的。 Today has the honored guest to visit, on wind who the future people know very well of a wind benevolent a head of household and famous litterateur profound scholars. 今日有贵客上门,来者正是众人所熟知的风氏上一任家主、名士大儒之一的风仁。 Others do not know why the wind benevolent comes, the female actually knows that the wind benevolent gathers Dou Xi for Jiang Pengji. 旁人不知道风仁为何而来,女子却知道风仁是替姜芃姬过来招揽窦熙的。 Thinks and this, the female recalls unexpectedly- 思及此,女子蓦地回想起来- „sect isn't light Dou Xi the table character? Is that this body mostly Dou Xi the wife?” “宗光不就是窦熙的表字？那这具身体多半是窦熙的老婆喽？” She is whispering, according to system prompt left Guaiyou turns to go straight, goes to outside the main hall, really hears the wind benevolent the sound. 她心里嘀咕着,按照系统提示左拐右拐直走,来到正厅外头,果然听到风仁的声音。 【System: Please the experience attention prompt, do not make the action that the excessive destruction person supposes, in order to avoid creates the difficulty to the rightful owner.】 【系统:请体验者注意提示,不要做出过度破坏人设的举动,以免给原主造成困扰。】 The females nod such as mash up garlic, responded quickly stopped the movement. 女子点头如捣蒜,很快又反应过来停住了动作。 Others cannot see among the live broadcasts the screen and system prompt, this movement looks that seems like the convulsion to come under a spell. 旁人看不到直播间屏幕和系统提示,她这个动作看着像是抽风中邪啊。 „Oh, really does not know how the anchor disregards among the live broadcasts for ten years, was not affected by the barrage-” “唉,真不知道主播是怎么十年如一日无视直播间,不受弹幕影响的-” The barrage is the obscene talk and piece, she bore the cheek to hurt. 弹幕全是骚话和段子,她忍得腮帮子都疼了。 Is whispering, she discovered two people who in the hall exchanged greetings, is looking at her. 正嘀咕着,她发现厅内寒暄的两人,正瞧着她。 Women: „......” 女人:“……” Mother! 妈耶！ Kneels to ask to save the scene! 跪求救场！