TEL :: Volume #15

#1415: Among live broadcasts earthquake( 12)

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【Lovable little moe new】: Hey, coming the class representative to explain, what this does „dream return millenniums” is? 【可爱小萌新】:噫,来个课代表解释一哈,这个“梦回千年”是个啥？ 【Blue drawer】: Is listening to the probably unclear sleep/felt severe thing. 【蓝色抽屉】:听着像是不明觉厉的东西。 【Worry-free hehe】:, It is not more like very mysterious benefits reward, super curious! 【无忧无虑的呵呵】:不不不,更像是十分神奇的福利奖励,超级好奇啊！ The red barrage salt fish except for surprised is curious, an appearance of little darling, the blue barrage salt fish is actually one-sided „!!!” 红色弹幕咸鱼除了惊讶便是好奇,一副小宝宝的模样,蓝色弹幕咸鱼却是一边倒的“！！！” 【Eats lovably grows up】: Did my mother, the anchor you degenerate? „Dream returned millenniums” to come out!!! 【吃可爱多长大】:我的妈妈呀,主播你是堕落了么？“梦回千年”都出来了！！！ 【Yang small Duke lifts】: „Did dream return millenniums” to reopen? Did that crowd hold in the mouth the silk to throw? 【杨家小公举】:“梦回千年”要重开了？啧啧啧,那群叼丝是不是又要扑过来了？ 【Thinks of Monarch is not possible to pursue】: Slid, this thinks that this anchor is a proper anchor, never expected that hides deeply, fearful! 【思君不可追】:溜了溜了,本以为这个主播是个正经主播,没想到藏得这么深,可怕！ The blue barrage salt fish obviously knows anything, the barrage content has to shock and have to frighten and have disappointedly, has to spurt the person to scold viciously, but also some people said directly Jiang Pengji is the plans prostitute, thought of many years of feudal lord person to suppose, finally could not bear reveal fox tail, looked disgustingly. 蓝色弹幕咸鱼明显知道什么,弹幕内容有震惊、有惊吓、有失望、有喷人恶骂,还有人直接说姜芃姬就是个心机婊,装了多年诸侯人设,终于还是忍不住露出了狐狸尾巴,看得恶心。 The eye looks at the blue barrage content to be getting more and more excessive, many red barrage dying loyal salt fish could not sit still, stands to hit call for Jiang Pengji. What gadget „dream returns millenniums” column has not clarified, how do these fellows start the wicked loved one? 眼瞧着蓝色弹幕内容越来越过分,不少红色弹幕死忠咸鱼也坐不住了,纷纷站出来为姜芃姬打call。“梦回千年”栏目是个什么玩意儿还没弄清楚呢,怎么这些家伙就开始恶意中人？ 【Kneels down to shout Tyrant Tyrant】: Hey! My this violent temper could not bear, your what meanings, spurt the person also to according to the fundamental law, did our family/home anchors incur you to annoy you? Does not want to look that the live broadcast goes out, do not occupy the latrine pit not to defecate, accounted for our red quota! 【跪下喊霸霸】:嘿！我这暴脾气忍不住了,你们什么意思啊,喷人也要按照基本法,我们家主播招你们惹你们了？不想看直播就出去,别占着茅坑不拉屎,占了我们红方的名额！ Really thinks that their these salt fish do eat without working? 真以为他们这些咸鱼是吃干饭的？ The red barrage salt fish has said by Jiang Pengji the death loyal powder, after all they are follow Jiang Pengji to arrive at the present strong shield from the beginning. After the blue barrage salt fish is only one crowd , the fellow who joins, is away from a potential surface, has done the frame to pinch. 红色弹幕咸鱼一直以姜芃姬的死忠粉自称,毕竟他们才是跟随姜芃姬从一开始走到现在的坚实后盾。蓝色弹幕咸鱼只是一群后加入的家伙,要不是隔着一个位面,早就干架掐起来了。 【Sir comes】: Bah! Is short protects this anchor without the brain, I was completely understood, what person no matter the anchor set up to suppose, finally to not work as network beggar? Before that anchor was also the grass talented woman person supposes, four arts were skilled , the gentle natural solemn classical beautiful woman, to invite to enjoy the live broadcast and man to like applauding. So-called „does dream return millenniums” is not incurs the chicken platform? Previous anchor grass enough the person supposed and install enough to compel the standard to start to go to sea, the anchor was the world strongest feudal lord, the going to sea price definitely is now more expensive than before. 【大爷来嘛】:呸！少无脑护这个主播,我算是看透了,不管主播立什么人设,最后还不是为了当网络乞丐？之前那个主播也是艹才女人设,琴棋书画精通、温柔大方端庄的古典美女,为了邀赏直播和男人为爱鼓掌。所谓的“梦回千年”不就是招鸡平台？上个主播艹够了人设、装够了逼格才开始下海,主播现在是天下最强诸侯,下海价格肯定比以前贵得多么。 The barrage of this audience obtains many blue barrage salt fish point to praise. 这个观众的弹幕获得不少蓝色弹幕咸鱼的点赞。 Because previous passes through the female reason, „dream returns millenniums” to be possible compared with „heaven on earth” also in their potential surfaces to become famous. 因为上一任穿越女的缘故,“梦回千年”在他们那个位面可比“天上人间”还出名。 So long as rich can „dream in the live broadcasts return millenniums” under column the duty, after the anchor receives the duty, the audience can experience to be close to the dream the sense of reality infinitely enjoys. The rich big master can select the list, the choice and random woman love-making. 只要有钱就能在直播间“梦回千年”栏目下任务,主播接下任务之后,观众可以在梦中体验到无限接近于现实的感官享受。有钱的大老爷可以点单,选择和任意女人颠鸾倒凤一番。 Previously many local tyrants ordered with the former anchor in the dreamland, after greasy, selected other women. 先前有不少土豪下单和前任主播在梦境中啪啪啪,啪腻了之后又点了其他女人。 This simply is a large-scale brothel! 这简直就是个大型青楼！ At this point, some people had to have doubts, did the former anchor do excessively, does not have the victim to discover the clue? 说到这里,有人有疑惑了,前任主播做得这么过分,难道没有受害者发现端倪么？ How to discover? 怎么发现得了？ The former anchor also passes through female Wang Huijun, her systematic help, loses one „loyal symbol” to control an average person casually, making the opposite party be dead set on to oneself. If passes through the female not to hate to waste the loyal symbol, she also has the dishonest ways of other control people and ensure the victim cannot discover the least bit clue afterward. Even without the young girl of human affairs, after matter ended, she also has the means to practice trickery and ensure the young girl future husband will unable to look at the newly-married wife to lose one's chastity to give countless men imperceptibly. 前任主播也就是穿越女王惠筠,她有系统的帮助,随便丢出一张“忠心符”就能控制一个普通人,让对方对自己死心塌地。若是穿越女舍不得浪费忠心符,她还有其他控制人的邪门歪道,保证受害者事后发现不出半点端倪。哪怕是未经人事的少女,事情结束之后,她也有办法瞒天过海,保证少女未来的丈夫瞧不出新婚妻子早已在不知不觉中失身给无数男人。 Depends on this means that passed through the female to be ten several years procuresses smoothly. 靠着这种办法,穿越女顺顺当当做了十数年的老鸨。 East celebrates the imperial palace and imperial edict imperial palace is the disaster area, the palace lady imperial concubine deeply by its evil, does not know many innocent females deeply by its evil. 东庆皇宫和中诏皇宫算是重灾区,宫娥妃嫔深受其害,不知有多少无辜女子深受其害。 Until now, in many dwelling male computers is also saving several hundred G videos, was the innumerable young people made X knowledge initiations. 时至今日,不少宅男的电脑里还存着几百个G的视频,为无数青少年做了X知识启蒙。 The blue barrage salt fish naturally does not know these inside stories, but passes through the female to work as the anchor period, among the live broadcasts is indeed fishy, will have to have the unharmonious content ten times nine times. Many dwelling male do not have the means to circumvent to watch the island flake, collects the record screen between live broadcasts simply. 蓝色弹幕咸鱼自然不知道这些内情,但穿越女当主播时期,直播间的确是乌烟瘴气的,十次有九次会有不和谐的内容。很多宅男没办法翻墙看岛国小片,干脆搜集直播间的录屏。 Recording the screen content also wants the heavy taste, more explosive than many flat and thin pieces, does not receive money importantly. 录屏内容比许多片子还要重口味、还要劲爆,最重要是不收钱。 After for several years, these record screens also had the huge impact on the producing chain of some island business, once the bleak blood owed. 数年之后,这些录屏还对岛国某个生意的产链产生了巨大的冲击,一度萧条血亏。 All sorts of black history are too numerous to mention, the blue barrage salt fish finds „dream to return millenniums” four large characters, the subconsciousness thinks among the live broadcasts by No. 8 letter control fear. Under Jiang Pengji the operation, among the live broadcasts has been separated from the shadow of former anchor, people also faded from the memory these black history, but fades from the memory does not mean to forget, only needs a turning point, all memories will stage a comeback. 种种黑历史可谓是罄竹难书,蓝色弹幕咸鱼瞧见“梦回千年”四个大字,下意识想起来直播间被八号字母支配的恐惧。在姜芃姬的经营之下,直播间已经脱离了前任主播的阴影,人们也淡忘了那些黑历史,但淡忘不意味着遗忘,只需一个契机,所有记忆都会卷土重来。 Under the popular science of blue barrage, the red salt fish know that „dream returns millenniums” is any meaning. 在蓝色弹幕的科普下,红色咸鱼们才知道“梦回千年”是个啥意思。 However- 不过- 【Sneaks across non- earthly branch】: The anchor is absolutely impossible to make this matter, otherwise my live broadcast swallows the excrement! 【偷渡非酋】:主播绝对不可能做出这种事情,不然我直播吞米田共！ 【Sang Que】: Seconded the motion ancient times the big shot! 【桑雀】:附议远古大佬！ 【Wizard Guo Fengxiao】: Rather believes that „sexy anchor, online rip-off”, I do not believe that she will make this matter. I discovered that you are really a little AC number do not have, before suspecting the anchor goes to sea, you feel your child to engage in introspection- on the position, wealth and power and influence, you compares the anchor? On the talent, personality and face/color price/value, do you compare kind beautiful woman the excessively? 【鬼才郭奉孝】:宁愿相信“性感主播,在线宰人”,我也不相信她会做出这种事情。我发现你们心里真是一点儿AC数都没有啊,怀疑主播下海之前,你们摸着自己的莱子扪心自问一下-论地位、财富、权势,你们比得过主播？论才华、性情、颜值,你们比得过慈美人？ 【Senior driver unites to sprout/moe】: Traces the qualifications of others lower hem corner not to have continually, really thinks that in the hand a little early board can act in a self-serving manner? 【老司机联萌】:连摸摸人家衣角的资格都没有,真以为手里有点早饭钱就能为所欲为？ Safflower barrage 5 million salt fish: „......” 红蓝弹幕五百万条咸鱼:“……” Touched somebody's sore spot, old iron! 扎心了,老铁！ The salt fish covers the chest to spit blood. 咸鱼纷纷捂着胸口吐血。 Ancient times the big shot was the ancient times big shot, the expression sharp ruthless spicy, can create the infinitely great trauma in a few words. 远古大佬就是远古大佬,言辞犀利狠辣,三言两语就能给人造成无限大的心理阴影。 They have not protected the kind talent, personality and face/color price/value, why to think that the anchor will be have a liking for them? 他们没有卫慈的才华、性情、颜值,凭啥以为主播会看得上他们？ They do not have the position, wealth and power and influence anchor, why to think that the anchor will cherish the early board in their hand? 他们没有主播的地位、财富、权势,凭啥以为主播会稀罕他们手里的早饭钱？ In summary, they indeed touch the qualifications of anchor lower hem corner not to have continually. 综上所述,他们的确连摸主播衣角的资格都没有。 ying chirp() 嘤嘤嘤() 【Other intimate baboon】: Although is the fact , but under the big shot mouth is also forgiving, after all the glass heart of salt fish is quite frail. 【彼昵狒狒】:虽然是事实,咳咳,但是大佬也口下留情,毕竟咸鱼的玻璃心比较脆弱。 Among the live broadcasts the wave cloud treacherous, changes constantly, Jiang Pengji hangs the head to read „dream returns to millenniums” the introduction carefully. 直播间波云诡谲、风云变幻,姜芃姬则垂着脑袋仔细翻看“梦回千年”的介绍。 【System: The dream returns the millenniums, the previous generation this life, guesses who your previous generation is. In order to thank the audience for many years supported, making the audience have the anchor short distance contact of opportunity and affection, every week takes a lucky audience to conduct in 12 hours of dream to pass through......】 【系统:梦回千年,前世今生,猜一猜你的前世是谁。为了答谢观众多年来支持,让观众有机会与喜爱的主播近距离接触,每周抽出一位幸运观众进行十二小时梦中穿越……】 Jiang Pengji: „......” 姜芃姬:“……” This „dream returns to „ dream that millenniums” and salt fish said to return millenniums ” radically is two matters. 这个“梦回千年”和咸鱼们说的“梦回千年”根本就是两码事儿么。 - 只是- What ghost in the dream passes through for 12 hours is? 梦中穿越十二小时又是什么鬼？
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