The fake goods two people of groups arrive in like Yang County time, they have not known oneself presented to stare by Jiang Pengji. 冒牌货二人组抵达象阳县的时候,他们还不知道自己一出现就被姜芃姬盯上了。 They are the ordinary common people, occasionally will have daydream, dreams of the meteoric rise, becomes outstanding. 他们都是普普通通的百姓,偶尔也会做做白日梦,梦见自己直上青云,出人头地。 The fact is brutal, their one is a bandit, a partner who is the herdsman hall runs about. 事实残酷,他们一个是土匪,一个是倌馆跑腿的伙计。 Their common grounds are the face are much longer straight, the surrounding area ten li (0.5 km) have not symbolized. 他们的共同点便是脸长得好看端正,方圆十里都没这么标志的。 Because the natural disposition is greedy and lazy, when bandit that depends the face to be good, gangs up with the bandit greatly woman bold, mixed to put on despicable airs. Squats in that the herdsman hall runs about, arrives at the age to be wrapped the night to comb. What he unconsciously is appropriate the young herdsman to have is not good, every day welcomed and saw off, wallows this type not to need the practical training to enjoy the riches and honor the day, the tumultuous times can live has a food to eat was good, what selected? 因为生性贪婪而懒惰,当土匪那个仗着脸好,胆大包天去勾搭土匪大当家的女人,混了个人模狗样。蹲在倌馆跑腿的那个,一到年纪就被人包夜梳拢。他不觉得当小倌有什么不好,每日迎来送往,沉迷这种不需劳作就能享受富贵的日子,乱世能活着有口饭吃就不错了,挑什么？ This thinks that the day will repeat day-by-day, the destiny played a huge joke with them unexpectedly. 本以为日子会一天天重复,谁料命运跟他们开了个巨大玩笑。 Two people crossed compared with a former happier day, put on does not dare similar thinks brocade clothes magnificent dress for a lifetime, changed the wealthy family young master in bystander eyes. Naturally, all that the world free lunch, they have not enjoyed need to trade with the thing. 二人过上了比以前更美好的日子,穿上一辈子都不敢肖想的锦衣华服,摇身一变成了外人眼中的富家公子。当然,天下没有免费的午餐,他们享受的一切都需要拿东西去换。 Jiang Pengji relies on by the window looks into the distance downward, saying with a smile, „look is very similar. Although is tall Fanghuo, that also used the heart.” 姜芃姬倚在窗旁往下眺望,笑道,“相貌挺相似。虽然是高仿货,那也是用了心的。” Li Yundao, „your majesty, these two people arrived in the Yang time to be likely sensitive, end will fear they had other plot.” 李赟道,“主公,这二人抵达象阳的时机过于敏感,末将怕他们有别的阴谋。” Jiang Pengji asked Li Yun, „they have not practiced martial art, the person who the side followed was the flowery boxing, the quality of even/including Dang spy informer does not have. don't said that such several, come 20 million again, they cannot raise the rough seas, and man (Han) beautiful is relieved, waits to watch the good play.” 姜芃姬问李赟,“他们都没有习武,身边跟着的人也是花拳绣腿,连当细作眼线的素质都没有。莫说这么几个,再来千千万,他们也掀不起大浪,汉美且安心,等着看好戏吧。” Although postpones to attack Yang big wave plan, but does not mean that Jiang Pengji gave up. 尽管推迟攻打杨涛的计划,但不意味着姜芃姬放弃了。 Tao is willing to offer ready-made reason both hands, her where has the truth that declines outward? 陶氏愿意将现成的理由双手奉上,她哪有往外推辞的道理？ „Good play?” “好戏？” Words that in Li Yunxin thump, oneself your majesty spoke, his half character did not believe. 李赟心中一个咯噔,自家主公说的话,他连半个字都不信。 „Doesn't this matter really need to discuss with fellow gentlemen?” “此事真不用与各位先生商议？” Jiang Pengji said with a smile, „it is no doubt that this minor matter did not trouble them.” 姜芃姬笑道,“不用说,这种小事不麻烦他们了。” Li Yunyu chokes, he thought that several gentlemen do not fear the trouble, because they do not meddle, your majesty can always make complex the simple matter. 李赟语噎,他觉得几位先生不怕麻烦的,因为他们不插手,主公总能将简单的事情弄复杂。 Finally, how many gentlemen wasn't cleans up the mess to your majesty? 最后,还不是几位先生给主公收拾烂摊子？ At this time, among the live broadcasts the mood of salt fish and Li yun is highly unified, loves dearly especially slightly Duke lifts the group. 此时,直播间咸鱼和李赟的心情高度统一,格外心疼小公举团。 Li Yun intuition is correct, imitates two people of groups to arrive like the Yang County not two days high, a rumor spread. 李赟的直觉是正确的,高仿二人组抵达象阳县没两天,一则流言传开了。 Not only passed to Li Yun ear, but also spreads to Qi Guan to let and the others the ears. 不仅传到了李赟耳朵,还传入亓官让等人的耳朵。 The person who the wind beautiful jade first gets angry, upbraids said, „goes too far!” 风瑾是最先发怒的人,怒叱道,“欺人太甚！” Jiang Pengji asked, „investigated thoroughly the source of rumor?” 姜芃姬问,“查清楚流言的源头了？” Among the health/guard kind facial features contains is killing intent, he said, „investigated thoroughly, the opposite party said that is Zhangzhou to the businessman who the pill state does business.” 卫慈眉眼间蕴藏着杀意,他道,“查清楚了,对方自称是漳州到丸州做生意的商贾。” This team of businessmen bring command pill state common people is quite indignant and shame rumor! 这一队商贾带来一个令丸州百姓极为气愤和羞辱的流言！ Ze Duke Yang big wave visits the folk, seeks one especially with Liuzhou herd willow Xi extremely similar few Toshiro, under making few Toshiro be in the glare of the public eye takes off profanes the trousers and outside the garment, stood above the stage smoothly, the common people can surround few Toshiro body every inchs flesh. 正泽公杨涛访遍民间,特地寻来一名与柳州牧柳羲极为相似的少年郎,令少年郎众目睽睽之下脱去亵裤和外衫,光溜溜站在高台之上,百姓能围观少年郎身体每一寸肌肤。 The surrounded eating melon common people look dumbfoundedly, in the crowd is hiding several creating a disturbance sailors. 围观的吃瓜百姓看得目瞪口呆,人群中藏着几个起哄的水军。 A humanity, „hears Orchid Pavilion Duke willow Xi is a female, the chest is not so smooth.” 一人道,“听闻兰亭公柳羲是个女子,胸脯可没这么平坦。” Another person of high sound said, „, since is a female, the crotch naturally does not have that large thing, does not have the energy of being passed from generation to generation!” 又一人高声道,“既然是女子,胯下自然无那硕物,更无传宗接代之能！” The surrounded eating melon audience the earnest line of sight will cannot help but move to a youngster crotch three cuns (2.5 cm) place, looks at it unexpectedly healthy and vigorous. 围观的吃瓜观众不由得将热切的视线挪到少年胯下三寸的地方,竟将它看得精神奕奕。 Also some people create a disturbance, „, if Orchid Pavilion Duke is a man, mostly is also this appearance, looking is magnificent, does not know that pinches has several weight/quantity?” 又有人起哄,“倘若兰亭公是男子,多半也是这模样,瞧着还算壮观,不知捏着有几分量？” The sailors intend to direct toward this aspect the attention of common people, at this time, the person of some doubtful government authorities acted, made a suggestion of extremely shame. The common people contribute three articles, then can go forward to pinch the weight/quantity of that thing. That is Orchid Pavilion reveres not some good things reverently! 水军有意将百姓的注意力往这方面引,此时,某个疑似官府的人出面,提了一个极为羞辱的建议。百姓捐三文,便能上前捏一捏那物的分量。那可是兰亭公本尊都不曾有的好东西！ The common people who like creating a disturbance are somewhat excited, but no one is at all this person who takes the lead, at this time should be one's turn the request to go on stage. 爱起哄的百姓有些心动,但谁也不敢当这个出头鸟,这时候该轮到托上场了。 Had the person to take the lead, these intention malicious common people also came up to heft the weight/quantity in abundance. 有了人带头,那些心怀恶意的百姓也纷纷上去一掂分量。 ...... …… This and other absurd and disgusting actions, unexpectedly can some people do? 这等荒唐而恶心的举动,居然有人做得出来？ Under the wind beautiful jade and other will of the people gets angry extremely. 风瑾等人心下怒极。 Even if this is the fabricated rumor, but the people light/only think that scene feels the shame extremely, the vitality tumbles, wants to kill people to give vent to indignation! 哪怕这是莫须有的流言,但众人光想想那场景就觉得羞辱万分,气血翻滚,想要杀人泄愤！ Qi Guan makes and the others look angry, wishes one could now on the to rub sleeve, Jiang Pengji this litigant instead is freely calm. 亓官让等人怒形于色,恨不得现在就撸袖子,姜芃姬这个当事人反而淡定自若。 „What do you make indignantly?” “你们这么气愤做什么？” The wind beautiful jade said, „Lord shame feudal official dies, cannot protect your majesty to be complete, does the real man have what face countenance to be built on world?” 风瑾道,“主辱臣死,未能护得主公周全,大丈夫有何颜面立于世间？” Jiang Pengji said, „that is only the rumor, not real, Yang big wave they will be the brain are kicked to do this matter by over a thousand donkeys one after another. They and I are do not have the enmity without the injustice, south abundant within the boundaries situation is not steady, where dares to ask me to be unlucky in this crucial point?” 姜芃姬道,“那只是流言罢了,又不是真的,杨涛他们是脑子被上千头驴轮番踢了才会干出这事儿。他们和我算是无冤无仇,南盛境内局势又不稳,哪里敢在这个节骨眼找我晦气？” The people also know this truth, but the hot air pressure of innermost feelings does not get down. 众人也知道这个道理,但内心的火气压不下去。 The person who no matter disseminates the message who is, this rumor also too shame person! 不管散播留言的人是谁,这流言也太羞辱人了！ 【Senior driver unites to sprout/moe】: Grasps the grass! Who finds out this disgusting treacherous plan, light/only listens to think that the lower reaches are incomparable! 【老司机联萌】:握草！谁想出这种恶心的毒计,光是听着就觉得下流无比！ 【Hand rips five countries】: Oh, this real? The psychological quality of anchor is really powerful, won't you feel the nausea? 【手撕五国】:天哪,这难道是真的？主播的心理素质真强大,你不会觉得恶心么？ 【Anger boils frog】: Method that who wants to come out? The network does not have the brain black powder to candidly admit defeat! Too virulent! 【怒煮青蛙】:谁想出来的法子？网络无脑黑粉都要甘拜下风！太恶毒了！ health/guard Cidao, „your majesty's meaning?” 卫慈道,“主公的意思？” Jiang Pengji said with a smile, „my also curious Tao and the others had what good idea, this cruel means that they could think fortunately. If trades the short temper, this little while was enraged early, retaliated without delay with the same method.” 姜芃姬笑道,“我原先还好奇陶氏等人有什么高招,这种阴损的办法,亏得他们想得出来。若是换个脾气暴躁的,这会儿早被激怒,二话不说用同等手段报复回去了。” People: „......” 众人:“……” Own your majesty to oneself temperament estimate some deviations, said hot tempered seems her is not same. 自家主公对自己的脾气估计有些偏差,说得好像她一点儿都不暴躁一样。 Jiang Pengji also said, „I am supposing, this time Zhangzhou also spread similar rumor...... for example Orchid Pavilion Duke willow Xi to visit the folk, sought two person who looked like Yang Taohe face/color Lin, forced two people of naked parade with the might, watched?” 姜芃姬又道,“我估摸着呀,此时的漳州也流传着类似的谣言了……例如兰亭公柳羲访遍民间,寻来两个酷似杨涛和颜霖的人,用强权迫使二人赤身游街,供人观看？” „What Tao and the others do make...... chart?” “陶氏等人这么做……图个什么呀？” Li Yun felt that opened the new world front door, this operation rather show fearfully. 李赟感觉打开了新世界大门,这个操作未免骚得可怕。 Jiang Pengji said, „discerning person eyes know is the fabricated rumor, but the rumor so cannot withstand, no matter I am Yang big wave cannot smile, but it. Did not say other, the common people hand down, soon, everyone will know this matter. Even if we know that the matter is false, but the face had been stepped on. If to is not advocating to want a justice, unavoidably has suspicion of the turtle.” 姜芃姬道,“明眼人一眼就知道是无中生有的流言,但流言如此不堪,不管是我还是杨涛都不能一笑而之。不说别的,百姓众口相传,用不了多久,大家伙儿都会知道这事。哪怕我们知道事情是假的,但面子已经被人踩了。要是不向正主讨个公道,难免有缩头乌龟之嫌。” Now this time does not compare among the live broadcasts the salt fish world. 如今这个时代可不比直播间咸鱼的世界。 In the salt fish world, dwelling male's to the goddess poster release life essence, this matter was being known also indifferently, reveals at most wipes the meaningful smile, smiles. This time is different, tall Fanghuo grows similarly with willow Xi no, but some people designate the two to be similar, follows close on is taking off the trousers to slide the bird, but also makes one pay money to think over naturally...... this also aligns the Lord shame! 在咸鱼的世界,宅男对着女神的海报释放生命精华,这事儿被人知道也无所谓,顶多露出一抹意味深长的笑容,相视一笑。这个时代不一样,高仿货长得和柳羲相似没什么,但有人指名二者相似,紧跟着又脱裤又溜鸟,还大大方方让人付钱掂量……这也是对正主的羞辱！ Energetic shame! 精神羞辱！ Jiang Pengji cancels the lip to smile, „thinks that Tao and the others will bring the different pleasant surprises and pleasure to me, has not thought that is so the method of low, keeps them to pollute the eye, was inferior, except that. Otherwise, they really think that I was the clay sculpture person who the mud pinched.” 姜芃姬勾唇一笑,“原以为陶氏等人会给我带来不一样的惊喜和乐趣,没想到是这般下三滥的手段,留着他们污染眼睛,不如除了。不然的话,他们真以为我是泥巴捏的泥塑人了。”