TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇(二蛤篇)

#434: At the beginning of the year made the honorable person wish everyone blessings!


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The operation of king father is actually not surprisedly, because fierce moe moe has been commonly seen. However this, fierce moe moe has not thought that king the father responded with the author number unexpectedly personally publicly, the sign surface of this sprayer looked like in fierce moe moe also very big...... right now, feared that was was really immortal. 王爸的这一段操作其实算不上惊奇,因为烈萌萌早已经是司空见惯。不过这一回,烈萌萌也没想到王爸居然亲自用作者号公开进行回应,这喷子的牌面在烈萌萌看来还挺大的……这下子,怕是真得“永垂不朽了”。 Fierce moe moe felt, when king father's fan is actually a very happy matter. 烈萌萌觉得,当王爸的粉丝其实还是一件挺幸福的事儿。 However responded reverts should, this sprayer comments to attack the fans that king father's work as well as liked this work in the thousand word lengths on the pirating website writing after all, how can make this sprayer stop, usually only then mobilized the strength of genuine reader to report together. 不过回应归回应,这喷子毕竟是在盗版网站上写的千字长评来抨击王爸的作品以及喜欢这部作品的粉丝,如何能让这喷子消停下来,通常就只有发动正版读者的力量一起去举报了。 king the father had not even urged, the fans in group are the public sentiment are actually roused to action, organizes one after another offensive spontaneously one after another whereabouts customer service reporting. 王爸甚至都没有怎么呼吁,群里的粉丝们却已是群情激奋,自发组织起一波又一波“攻势”接二连三的去向客服举报。 This operation looks at one side fierce moe moe to sigh again and again...... this is manifestation of fans cohesive force, the top big god as website, king father's fans group cohesive force naturally is powerful. 这操作看得一旁的烈萌萌啧叹连连……这是一种粉丝凝聚力的体现,作为网站的顶级大神,王爸的粉丝团体凝聚力自然是强悍不已。 king the father looked at the watch, about after 5 minutes, he renovated under the homepage, all commentaries of that sprayer including long commented vanish totally. 王爸看了看表,大约五分钟后,他重新刷新了下网页,那喷子的所有评论包括长评都一概消失了。 Fierce moe moe wipes away sweat: „Didn't this...... have?” This was also very quick! 烈萌萌擦了擦汗:“这就……都没了?”这也忒快了! Fierce moe moe a little loved dearly this sprayer suddenly, this goods original intelligence quotient was insufficient, leafs through thousand character difference that the elementary school language copy clerk wrote laboriously to comment, thinks sent no one pays attention to act in a self-serving manner on the pirating software, finally just sent to give the reporting deletion. 烈萌萌突然有点心疼这喷子了,这货本来智商就不够用,翻遍了小学语文书辛辛苦苦写的千字差评,自以为发在盗版软件上没人关注可以为所欲为,结果刚发出去就给举报删除了。 king the father smiles calm, smoked a cigarette: Then to which? Do you believe him also to continue to send.” 王爸淡定地笑了笑,吸了口烟:“这才到哪儿呀?你信不信他还会继续发的。” This does, he writes so many character......” “这是作死吧,他写的出这么多字儿么……” king the father pondered carefully, hehe smiles: I guess, he feared must the knowledge that learns from young pig Petch also give the childhood with......” 王爸仔细思考了下,呵呵一笑:“我猜,他怕是要把小时候从小猪佩奇里学到的知识也给用上了……” Fierce moe moe: „......” 烈萌萌:“……” Also crossed for a half hour, king the father renovated under the homepage again...... 又过了半个小时,王爸再度刷新了下网页…… Graciousness...... very good...... 恩……很好…… This sprayer really wrote 200 characters difficultly. 这位喷子果然又艰难地编出了两百字。 The reply is as follows: 回复如下: First, truly does not have the economic strength to buy all books, the first-tier metropolis house rent is too expensive, I can only choose the book to buy, all buys is not realistic, but there is a good book of publication I also to buy the entity book, looked that will pirate me not to publicize everywhere, you said that the author did mention by name I? Excuse me, how does the author know? Is the author also with pirating the software? Said pirates the softwarereally liked powder running and author complains tearfully? If the former, what qualifications did you have to say me? If the latter, I can only say that the author is really Lu Dongbin! ” “首先,确实没有经济实力买所有的书,一线都市房租太贵,我只能选好书买,全买也不现实,但有出版的好书我也会买实体书,看盗版我不会到处宣扬,你们说作者点名我了?请问,作者怎么知道的?是作者也在用盗版软件?还是说盗版软件的“真爱粉”去跑去和作者哭诉去了?如果是前者,你有什么资格说我?如果是后者,我只能说作者真的是吕洞宾啊!” Fierce moe moe reads off, flexure scratched the head: „His saying what meaning? How to feel the logical inconsistency?” 烈萌萌读完,挠了挠头:“他这话啥意思啊?咋感觉逻辑前后矛盾?” Hehehe, I give you under the analysis!” “嘿嘿嘿,我来给你解析下!” king the father smiles, is pointing at the screen, said by the sentence analysis: You looked the first few words that he spoke...... he said: Truly does not have the economic strength to buy all books, the first-tier metropolis house rent is too expensive, I can only choose the book to buy. This subtext is: Because the house rent is too expensive, therefore looks at pirating to blame me? Therefore I select the book to look economically in everyday spending, looks is four big famous work.” 王爸一笑,指着屏幕,逐句分析道:“你看他说的第一句话……他说:确实没有经济实力买所有的书,一线都市房租太贵,我只能选好书买。这潜台词就是:因为房租太贵,所以看盗版怪我咯?所以我省吃俭用挑书看,看得都是四大名著。” Fierce moe moe: „......” 烈萌萌:“……” king father: Comes to see second again, he also said: How does the author know? Is the author also with pirating the software? This subtext is: Aiya, one did not pay attention to be discovered unexpectedly, I think that my casual bb no one saw, since this book fan were sailors, that definitely was the author looks at pirating!” 王爸:“再来看第二句,他又说:请问作者是怎么知道的?是作者也在用盗版软件?这句的潜台词就是:哎呀,一不留神居然被发现了,我以为我随便bb没人看到呢,既然这书粉丝都是水军,那肯定是作者看盗版了!” Fierce moe moe: „......” 烈萌萌:“……” Graciousness...... following third, actually is also funniest one: If the latter, I can only say that the author is really Lu Dongbin. Subtext: I am the dog.” “恩……接下来的第三句,其实也是最搞笑的一句:如果是后者,那我只能说作者真的是吕洞宾。潜台词:我是狗。” Fierce moe moe tittering, smiles to make noise. 烈萌萌“噗嗤”一声,笑出了声。 Analyzes these words, king the father is staring at the screen, really could not bear one: This sprayer...... is really nothing level......” 解析完这些话,王爸盯着屏幕,委实忍不住啧了一声:“这一届的喷子……真是没啥水平……” Then, king the father took up the cell phone on table directly, started to turn the address book. 说完,王爸径直拿起了桌上的手机,开始翻起了通讯录。 Fierce moe moe: Whom does Brother Wang look for?” 烈萌萌:“王哥找谁呢?” king the father replied superficially: Doctor.” 王爸回答地轻描淡写:“医生。” Fierce moe moe: Finds the doctor to do?” 烈萌萌:“找医生干啥?” king the father laughs in spite of trying not to: You were nipped by the dog, can not get the vaccine!” 王爸失笑:“你被狗咬了,不得打疫苗呀!” Fierce moe moe: „......” 烈萌萌:“……” ...... …… ...... …… Another side, cultivates true virtue in the academy of science research institute, the space determination has been ready. 另一边,修真科学院研究所里,空间测定已经准备就绪。 Before Wang Minghe throws the thunder Daoist immortal now a giant egg shell shape coverglass, can see clearly, in the coverglass has a small space crack. 王明和丢雷真君现在一个巨大的蛋壳形玻璃罩前,可以清晰地看见,玻璃罩内有一处微小的空间裂缝。 This crack does not create through magic arts tearing, moreover pure conducts the decomposition small crack that with the modern sci-tech after the space forms. 这裂缝不是通过法术撕裂造成的,而且纯凭着现代科技对空间进行分解后形成的微小裂缝。 Brother Wang Ming, can this be good?” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal curious say/way. “王明兄弟,这样能行吗?”丢雷真君好奇道。 Wang Ming is inserting the pocket, very self-confident nod: Naturally does not have the issue, before this machine, has made several tests, the performance had attained a designated standard completely. However, the preheating starting time somewhat is indeed long. Has the room for improvement.” 王明插着兜,很自信的点点头:“当然没问题,这机器之前已经做过了几次测试,性能完全达标。不过,预热启动时间的确有些长。还是有改进的余地的。” Afterward, Wang Ming took that broken law clothes that throwing the thunder Daoist immortal brought, however just prepared close to this coverglass, actually by Zhai because of blocking under. 随后,王明把丢雷真君带来的那件残破法衣取了过来,然而刚准备靠近这玻璃罩,却被翟因一把拦下了。 I come.” “我来吧。” Zhai because of inspiring, the spoken language is as always chilly. 翟因吸了口气,言语一如往常般清冷。 I have made many tests...... not to have the issue.” Wang Ming wants to reject, but before the attitude does not have, renounced, moreover said with a as far as possible calm tone. “我已经做过很多次测试……不会有问题的。”王明很想拒绝,不过态度上却没有之前那么决绝了,而且用一种尽量心平气和的语气说道。 Previous, he uses the day of material sword to brace oneself that group of students in rescuing hospital, in addition, displays «In Brain the Deduction Technique» excessive drain, after letting him, connected the stupor several days. 上一回,他用天材剑硬着头皮搭救医院里的那群学生,再加上之前施展《脑内推演术》的过度消耗,让他之后接连昏迷了好几天。 Although does not want to acknowledge, but in several days, truly was Zhai because of defending takes care of him in his side...... 虽然很不想承认,但在那几天里,确实是翟因守在他身边照顾他…… Wang Ming is not silly, naturally knows that Zhai because of being having oneself idea. But he does not want to understand obstinately how oneself is annoys this female Bodhisattva...... 王明并不傻,自然知道翟因在打自己的主意。可他就愣是没想明白,自己是怎么惹上这尊女菩萨的…… „It is not good!” “不行!” Zhai because of said categorically: Even if only the small space crack, one, but has what accident/surprise, you are slivered the fragment immediately!” 翟因斩钉截铁地说道:“哪怕只是微小的空间裂缝,一但有什么意外,你会被立刻切成碎片!” Wang Ming: Where has such exaggeratingly......” 王明:“哪儿有这么夸张……” Zhai because of holding the arm, is looking at Wang Ming: Either, listens my! Either, terminates the experiment!” 翟因抱着臂,看着王明:“要么,听我的!要么,终止实验!” Wang Ming is disinclined to break off to pull, the direct selection gave up: Good all various professions...... listened to your general headquarters, Eldest sister!” Then, gave Zhai this broken law clothes, because. 王明懒得掰扯下去,直接选择放弃了:“行行行……听你的总行了吧,大姐!”说完,就把这件残破法衣递给了翟因。 Zhai because of received the law clothes well satisfied, later familiar and easy the run machinery. 翟因心满意足地接过法衣,随后轻车熟路地去操作机器去了。 Nearby, white garment youth hears word, a face shocks: Greatly big...... eldest sister?” 边上,白衫青年闻言,一脸震撼:“大大大……大姐?” Wang Ming nods, the vision referred to Zhai because of back: Right, this seemingly thinks person who man, is actually an eldest sister...... is very shocking? This eldest sister, is in our country sex appraisal study, a rare treasure!” 王明点点头,目光指了指翟因的背影:“没错,这一位看上去想男人的人,其实是个大姐……是不是很震惊?这一位大姐,可是我国性别鉴定学上,一颗不可多得的瑰宝啊!” Zhai because of hears word, pulled out the corners of the mouth: „......” 翟因闻言,抽了抽嘴角:“……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to put one's mouth close to another's ear asks low voice: Brother Wang Ming...... among you are the relations?” 丢雷真君附耳小声问道:“那王明兄弟……你们之间的关系是?” Relations?” “关系啊?” Wang Ming cannot bear smiles: Naturally is brothers!” 王明忍不住一笑:“当然是兄弟啦!” Hears Wang Ming's words, Zhai because of the body could not have borne shiver! 听到王明的话,翟因的身子已经忍不住颤抖起来! But in her behind, Wang Ming duan the chin, is looking at this very much satisfiedly. I like looking at you to be angry, but appearance that you also anti- I have no alternative...... 而就在她身后,王明端着下巴,很满足地望着这幕。一副我就喜欢看你生气,而你又耐我无可奈何的样子……
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