The dream of prediction as always like that real, even these makes two clams just like time really has a soul to put on the general feeling. Two clams discovered startled when oneself regain consciousness, flowed sweating everywhere unexpectedly, this perspiration does not have the flavor, making one see thinks certainly its this is on a urinal! 预言之梦一如往常那般真实,甚至这一次真实地让二蛤恍若有种魂穿一般的感觉。二蛤愕然发现自己苏醒时,竟流了满地的虚汗,要不是这汗没味道,让人看到准以为它这是尿地上！ Is falling asleep the flash, two clams felt oneself really turned into a statue...... 在入梦地一瞬间,二蛤感觉自己真的变成了一座雕像…… Un, perhaps it now is a statue! 恩,或许它现在已经是一座雕像了！ Six years later, the whole body of ministers in clan should recognize fact that it died, but in these six years time, let alone the hero soul temple in clan sets up a statue......, even if overthrew first several completely made newly with enough time. 时隔六年,族里的群臣应该已经认定了它死去的事实,而在这六年的时间里,别说在族里的英灵圣殿立一座雕像……就算把前几座全部推倒了重新做个新的都来得及。 Two clams grasp the dog head, felt an irritation, it has not thought the dream of second prediction, meets the matter of dream in unexpectedly to clan...... 二蛤抓了抓狗头,感到了一丝烦躁,它没想到第二次的预言之梦,竟然会梦到族里的事…… Length of text old praying for rescue, each phrase it hears incomparably clearly, as if to come clearly into view. 文长老的求救,每一个字眼它都听得无比清楚,仿佛历历在目。 After it dies, swallows the day of clam clan not to establish the new king for a very long time, will soon declare war by the enemy clan nine quiet python clans...... 在它死后,吞天蛤族久久没有确立新王,即将会被敌族九幽蟒族宣战…… Without a clan leader commands, deficient morale, two clams know for successive several years this fights, if hits, must defeat without doubt. 在没有一族领袖统帅,又连续几年缺乏士气的情况下,二蛤知道这一战要是打起来,肯定必败无疑。 Two clams are gasping for breath, raising the head time, was seeing that Wang Ling is doing the homework, therefore lay silently the ground. 二蛤地喘着气,抬起头的时候,正看到王令在写作业,于是又默默趴回了地上。 To be honest, two clams do not know how should open the mouth...... theoretically, it now this appearance, already and swallowed the day of clam clan to have nothing to be connected, remembering that each character that however in the hero soul temple in dreamland the length of text always said it was clear about. 老实说,二蛤并不知道该怎么开口……理论上,它现在这副模样,已经和吞天蛤族没有任何关联了,然而梦境中的英灵圣殿里文长老说的每一个字它都清楚的记得。 Six years, without establishing new king...... 六年了,没有确立新王…… In oldest the old minister as the clan, the length of text old is always believing unexpectedly it is also living. 作为族内最年长的老臣,文长老居然始终坚信着它还活着。 This lets two clams when unbelievable, in the heart also has one type not to know that is the sigh with emotion or affected complex emotion. 这让二蛤在难以置信之余,心中也顿生出一种不知是感慨还是感动的复杂情感。 This matter, it must find the way to be good! 这件事儿,它得想想办法才行！ Really not good...... looks for Wang Ling to sell to sprout/moe...... 实在不行……就找王令卖个萌呗…… ...... …… ...... …… That night the rare tranquility, in the chat group anything did not have. 这天晚上难得的宁静,聊天群里啥事儿没有。 The ecliptic person is busy studying the live broadcast and matter of hand office, Wang Ling is being busy reviewing and reading, throws the thunder Daoist immortal the shadow to walk in Wang Ming's research institute determines the sword air/Qi small silver on that law clothes diligently from „being lovelorn”. But king father, is diligently is pondering the expression and keyboard heroes in the study room launches the new round of fight...... 光道人在忙着研究直播以及手办的事儿,王令在忙着复习和看书,丢雷真君正在王明的研究所里测定那件法衣上的剑气小银正在努力从“失恋”的阴影中走出来。而王爸,则是努力的在书房里冥思着措辞与键盘侠们展开新一轮战斗…… Originally daily fight of king the fathers and keyboard heroes is conducted through the cell phone in the toilet, but Ms. Wang forces to exchange the temperature adjustment toilet in the prince now, king the father sits less than two minutes to stand......, otherwise sat a long time, scattered a cumin again is together the sheet iron barbecue. 原本王爸与键盘侠们的日常战斗是在马桶上通过手机来进行的,不过现在王妈强制在王家换上了调温马桶,王爸坐不到两分钟就得站起来……不然坐久了,再撒点孜然就是一道铁板烤肉了。 Therefore now king the father can only sacrifice a point to look at female anchor „small porch” the time of live broadcast, cleans up own book review area, as well as fights with the sprayers. 所以现在王爸只能牺牲掉一点看女主播“小轩”直播的时间,来清理自己的书评区,以及和喷子们进行战斗。 king father's fan is numerous, however the fans many are also representative the sprayer many similarly. 王爸的粉丝众多,然而粉丝多也就代表着喷子同样也多。 Regardless of which book, even if writes again well, still has the sprayer...... 不论哪本书,就算写得再好,也都是有喷子的…… king the father remembers before , just start popularity also not high time, met 1-2 sprayers, always likes directly goes to the resentment with the author numbers and these sprayers, however the popularity is now high, king the fathers and keyboard heroes conduct the fight also to select the person. 王爸记得以前刚刚起步人气还不怎么高的时候,遇到了1-2喷子,总是喜欢直接用作者号和这些喷子去怼,然而现在人气高了,王爸与键盘侠们进行战斗也是挑人的。 The sprayer in genuine website, mostly will only send some trash words of tiger balm, to these doubtful naval units' type sprayers, king the father has no longer replied, direct bans the word to add the deletion permanently! The less seen the better! Has the jurisdiction, can act in a self-serving manner! 正版网站上的喷子,大多都只会发一些万金油的垃圾话,对这些疑似水军类型的喷子,王爸早就已经不再进行回复,直接永久禁言加删除！眼不见为净！有权限,就是可以为所欲为！ But after so many years the polish in network circle, king the father also gradually discovered some characteristics of sprayers. 而经过这么多年在网络圈子里的打磨,王爸也逐渐发现了喷子们的一些特点。 First, pirating user who this crowd of sprayers generally do not subscribe. 第一,这群喷子普遍都是不订阅的盗版用户。 Looked on the pirating website was not feeling well, first spurted one wave, then for fear that the author could not see oneself spurted, therefore registered the account number to come to the genuine website to continue specially to spurt...... 在盗版网站上看得不爽了,就先喷一波,然后又生怕作者看不到自己喷,于是又专门注册账号来正版网站继续去喷…… Therefore king the father noticed on each time this type of bookshelf does not have any books, synthesize the fans value 0 sprayer trumpets, his innermost feelings are very always sigh with emotion: Why in this world will have such bored person? In the final analysis, is the teacher work arrangement were too few! 所以王爸每次看到这种书架上没有任何书籍、综合粉丝值又0的喷子小号,他的内心总是很感慨:为什么这个世界上会有这么无聊的人？归根结底,还是老师作业布置的太少了！ Second, the sprayers generally like speaking the story. 第二,喷子们普遍都喜欢讲阅历。 Also the strength of this crowd of sprayers, must compare the sprayer of above that SMS tiger balm to be stronger slightly, spurts each time especially likes and „illustrates with examples” „with standard”, proved oneself have read many years books , many big wisdom. Most likes estimates and thinks oneself clever carelessly, the author who spurts the author who and likes oneself to compare, steps on one handful of one...... as everyone knows a author in others circle, but the relations are very good! In the fans list hits to enjoy mutually, talked and laughed merrily...... 这群喷子的实力,要稍微比上面那群发万金油的喷子要强一点,每次喷的时候还特别喜欢“用典”和“举例说明”,证明自己看过了多少年的书,又有多少大智慧。最喜欢的就是胡乱揣摩和自作聪明,把自己喷的作者和喜欢的作者进行比较,踩一捧一……殊不知人家一个圈子里的作者,关系可是好得很！粉丝榜上互相打赏,又谈笑风生的…… But to this kind of sprayer, the summary of king father was...... this group of person possibly births time changed into the placenta the brain, caused the intelligence not the perfect growth. Light long body, not long brain. People who because truly have the intelligence quotient and have the story is very low-key, will never show off outward. 而对这一类的喷子,王爸的总结是……这伙人可能出生的时候把脑子换成胎盘了,导致智力没有得到完善的发育。光长身体,不长脑子。因为真正有智商和有阅历的人都是很低调的,从不会往外显摆。 Third, the sprayers the book will not generally read that complete issues the commentary. 第三,喷子们普遍都不会把书看完整就发表评论。 This kind of sprayer king father actually sees many, king the father thought that must comment a book, at least you must achieve first read the genuine! Then under looking at the condition of genuine, looked that 70% to 80 expressed the opinion...... to spend again, bought not the good product, hitting the difference commented is your right. Without spending has looked at few chapters not to arrive starts one to comment blindly, this kind of person king father thought that possibly does not support in the daily life pleasant. 这一类喷子王爸其实见得很多,王爸觉得要对一本书进行评论,最起码你得做到先看正版！然后在看正版的条件下,看完百分之七十到八十再发表意见……消费过了,买了不好的产品,打差评是你的权利。没消费过看了寥寥几章不到就开始一顿瞎评,这一类人王爸觉得可能在日常生活里都挺不如意的。 The online black powder and sprayer, king father these years see many, actually overwhelming majorities maintain a jaded attitude, can with prohibit directly, does not need any idle talk that the jurisdiction prohibits directly. Is using less than the place of jurisdiction, starts the fans to report, is the good choice...... 网上的黑粉和喷子,王爸这些年见得很多,其实绝大多数都保持一种见怪不怪的态度,能用权限直接封禁的就直接封禁,根本不需要任何废话。在用不到权限的地方,就发动粉丝去举报,也是不错的选择…… Each king father in the genuine reader group saw the commentary that time some people retransmit the sprayer, will make the fans should not be excited, do not scold the bad language, everyone unified sent „smile” the expression to be good...... 每一次王爸在正版读者群里看到有人转发喷子的评论,都会让粉丝们不要激动,不要骂脏话,大家统一发个“微笑”的表情就好了…… Because the person forever is a person, the monkey forever is the monkey, argued with the monkey, actually will appear itself not to have the intelligence quotient very much. 因为人永远是人,猴子永远是猴子,跟猴子辩解,其实会显得自己很没智商。 Naturally, a situation is the exception, that is king the father meets, not only spurts itself, to spurt reader's commentary. 当然,有一种情况是例外,那就是王爸遇到不仅喷自己、还喷自己读者的评论。 Looked that the genuine and looks at pirating, this matter is actually related with the national condition, but the genuine reader pirates the reader, king the fathers does not hope that own reader was wantonly attacked and trampled by this crowd of sprayers. 看正版和看盗版,这事儿其实还是跟国情有关,但不论是正版读者还是盗版读者,王爸都不希望自个儿的读者被这群喷子肆意攻击和践踏。 This is king father's bottom line...... 这是王爸的底线…… ...... …… Before the screen, king the father selected a cigar, smokes like a chimney. 屏幕前,王爸点了一根雪茄,吞云吐雾。 He just saw in the book friend group a very interesting length comments, this long comments is a faithful genuine reader transfers from some pirating software, issued sprayer ID that long comments is called „triplex Meng Po’s soup”. 他刚刚在书友群里看到了一条很有意思的长评,这长评是一位忠实正版读者从某盗版软件上转来的,发布长评的喷子id叫做“三缸孟婆汤”。 This sprayer, good integration all characteristics of above sprayer, not only spurted the work, to spurt the author, even the fan of work to give bombarded together, he felt the fans that read king the father work were 14-16 years old three view not perfect young people, without distinguishable work quality ability...... but also was funniest, this sprayer under the post suspected unexpectedly king the father brushed pirates the reading data on software! 这一位喷子,完美结合了上述喷子的所有特点,不仅喷作品、喷作者、连作品的粉丝都给一起炮轰了,他觉得看王爸作品的粉丝都是14-16岁三观不健全的青少年,没有辨别作品好坏的能力……而且最好笑的是,这一位喷子竟然在帖子底下怀疑王爸刷盗版软件上的阅读数据！ Fierce moe moe stands near king the father, looked that this long commented cannot bear express the exclamation: „This feared that is not stone Lezhi! Where has the author to brush the pirating software data?” 烈萌萌就站在王爸边上,看完了这条长评也是忍不住发出惊叹:“这怕不是石乐志啊！哪有作者去刷盗版软件数据的？” king the father hehe smiles: „This he is not the birth time changed into the placenta the brain, possibly was the birth time, his mother threw him, remained to grow up the placenta......” 王爸呵呵一笑:“这丫已经不是出生的时候把脑子换成胎盘了,可能是出生的时候,他的母亲把他丢了,把胎盘留下来长大了……” Fierce moe moe: „......” 烈萌萌:“……” „Can counter-attack?” “要回击吗？” „Counter-attack? Naturally!” “回击？当然！” Spurted him even, spurted his fans, was unforgivable! 喷他就算了,喷他的粉丝,不可原谅！ king the father selected the eyebrow, his fingertip such as flies. 王爸挑了挑眉,他指尖如飞。 Thinks an couplet, sent. 想了一副对联,发了出去。 First scroll: The keyboard big shot spurts the strength to excel. 上联:键盘大佬喷力高强。 Second line: Pirates strange Xia to direct the landscape. 下联:盗版奇侠指点江山。 Streamer: m! D! z! z! 横批:m！d！z！z！ Fierce moe moe: „......” 烈萌萌:“……” ...... …… ...... …… In the new year...... regarding in 2017, leafed through the primary language textbook to write down the sprayers that various thousand characters and ten thousand word lengths comment tirelessly, dry profound Monarch has to write a spring festival couplet, sends regards everyone, wish you Happy Spring Festival, immortal! 新年了……对于在2017年,不辞辛劳地翻遍了小学语文课本写下各种千字、万字长评的喷子们,枯玄君只好写一副春联,来问候一下各位了,祝你们新春快乐,永垂不朽！