TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇（二蛤篇）

#420: Has nine Tsuguo who the performance vainly hopes for

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In a Spirit Mountain outside suburbs of Jinghua, there is not a known refined small pavilion. 京华市郊外的一座灵山上,有一处不为人所知的雅致小阁。 Nearby Spirit Mountain was covered by powerful knot, under the real immortal level, any method is unable to peep here, even the most advanced science equipment is unable to find out by secret inquiry the trace of this refined small pavilion. 灵山附近被强有力的结界覆盖,真仙级之下,任何手段都无法窥视到这里,即便是最先进的科学设备也无法探知到这座雅致小阁的痕迹。 Because here was the past years founds a country ten great general General changed/easy usually in place. 因为这里就是当年开国十大将易将军平日里的地方。 However said is the work, actually most matters do not need General changed/easy to worry, General changed/easy the present condition in Marshal Jiang with family member apartment is the same, two people will be ten one, will be the powerful military commander ; If some military force value saying, General changed/easy and Marshal Jiang two people occupy ten in first and second position. 不过说是办公,其实绝大多数事都不需要易将军去操心,易将军现在的状态就跟家属公寓里的姜元帅一样,两人都是十将之一,而且是强有力的武将;如果有武力值一说,易将军和姜元帅两个人就已经占据了十将里第一和第二的位置。 Graciousness......, both people think oneself are first...... 恩……并且,两个人都认为自己是第一…… Usually in time almost no duty, only if there are to have no other choice but the sss level that wants them to intend to capture to issue a warrant for arrest the important criminal, for example the beforehand old demon kind of person, will issue especially, no matter what urgently requested that they leave the mountain to assist. 平日里的时候几乎没什么任务,除非有不得已要他们出手擒拿的sss级通缉要犯,例如之前老魔头这一类人,才会特地发布任务请他们出山相助。 ...... …… ...... …… Before 20 minutes,...... 二十分钟前…… The refined small pavilion, the position by the window is suspending a tea table ; The window of small pavilion is very low, near the window by small pavilion, as if has to plant to have the summit of space, the glance numerous mountain little feeling. 雅致小阁,靠窗的位置摆着一张茶几;小阁的窗户很低,透过小阁边上的窗户,仿佛有种坐拥天上之巅,一览众山小的感觉。 General changed/easy is serving tea, is knocking the melon seed...... 易将军端着茶,磕着瓜子…… „This group of child people, but also is really very interesting.” General changed/easy is holding appreciatively the cell phone, before the Dharma king made the multi- crowds chatted, his trumpet nine Tsuguo also gives to draw. “这帮子人,还真是挺有意思。”易将军把玩着手机,之前法王弄多人群聊的时候,就把他的小号九次郎也给拉进去了。 But must mention with the origin of chat group, this matter was a long story...... 而要说起与聊天群的渊源,这事儿就说来话长了…… „Also without asking General changed/easy, how do you know with this group of juniors?” Sits opposite of General changed/easy, a hair beard gray old man asked. “还没问易将军,你和这群小辈是怎么认识的？”坐在易将军对面,一位头发胡子花白的老者问道。 This old man is surnamed Tang, a single-character personal name dust character, is General changed/easy trusted subordinate, is the steward and garden artisan in refined small pavilion ; After once because receives the duty that the upper layer sends, General changed/easy walks is over half a month even several months. field of flowers near refined small pavilion, needed some people to look after personally. 这老者姓汤,单名一个尘字,是易将军身边的亲信,也是雅致小阁的管家兼园匠;因为一旦接收到上层派来的任务后,易将军一走就是大半个月甚至好几个月。雅致小阁附近的花田,就需要有人亲自去照料了。 The after age of person comes up, especially likes looking after some flowers and plants and so on thing, first General changed/easy this summary is: The appeal of senior citizen......, but, since entered after the chat group of throwing the thunder Daoist immortal, General changed/easy developed was all right to install to sprout/moe the new water group the second appeal...... 人的岁数上去以后,就特别喜欢照料一些花花草草之类的东西,头先易将军把这总结为:老年人的情趣……不过,自从进了丢雷真君的聊天群以后,易将军就开发了没事装萌新水水群的第二个情趣…… „Before carried out the task time knew. Because does not facilitate the exposed status, therefore the old man camouflages a say/way number to call for night nine Tsuguo's younger generations, actually that is the adopted son of old man.” “之前执行任务的时候认识的。因为不方便暴露身份,所以老夫伪装成一个道号叫一夜九次郎的晚辈,其实那是老夫的义子。” General changed/easy the eye does not transfer is staring at the screen, cannot bear smiles: „But, this child to cultivating has had no interest, is good-for-nothing gold/metal pill. Later because of that duty, I throws the thunder Daoist immortal to be acquainted with that also entered the group after several requests, usually in the old man has no free time to meet, is entrusts old man this adopted sons named nine Tsuguo, goes for the old man.” 易将军目不转机的盯着屏幕,忍不住一笑:“不过,这孩子对修炼一直没什么兴趣,也就是个不成器的金丹。之后因为那次任务,我与那丢雷真君相识,又经过几番请求才进了群,平日里老夫没空相见的时候,都是委托老夫这位名叫九次郎的义子,代老夫去的。” „General changed/easy has the adopted son unexpectedly, I also really am first hear......” “易将军居然有义子,我还真是头一回听说……” „Might as well, next time will introduce you know to Tang.” General changed/easy is staring at the screen. “无妨,下次介绍给汤老你认识一下。”易将军盯着屏幕。 The hole master immortal spread the news a moment ago: The Daoist immortals had stepped Juhua Island, he was planning that with method of making a veiled attack, inquired the truth of ring...... the development of event, became more and more interesting! 刚才洞爷仙人传来消息:真君已经踏上了菊花岛,他正打算用旁敲侧击的方法,来询问出戒指的真相……事件的发展,变得越来越有趣了！ Tang perspiration: „But General changed/easy...... your adopted son nine Tsuguo only then gold/metal pill, can't such determination give it away?” 汤老一汗:“但是易将军……你那义子九次郎只有金丹,这样确定不会穿帮吗？” General changed/easy shakes the head: „In appearance, the old man will definitely not use changed/easy Rongdan according to nine Tsuguo's faces initially especially, even if under the real immortal cannot see with the deva-eye. In the aura, on the adopted son of old man has me to deliver his gold/metal symbol. But in the makings that does not need to be worried about...... adopted son nine Tsuguo of old man, although has no interest in the cultivation, but is actually a qualified actor.” 易将军摇摇头:“外貌上肯定不会,当初老夫就是按照九次郎的脸特地使用了易容丹,真仙之下就算用天眼也看不出。气息上嘛,老夫的义子身上有我送他的金符。而气质上那就更加无须担心了……老夫的义子九次郎虽说对修炼没啥兴趣,不过却是个合格的演员。” Tang continues to wipe away sweat: „Develops...... the actor?” 汤老继续擦汗:“演……演员？” „Yes, he in the entertainment world, although also has no fame dragon embroidered costume, but actually craves at own enterprise. Moreover refuses the old man to arrange for his all. Otherwise...... can an old man telephone, hold this not to divide minute's of matter him conveniently?” “是的,他在演艺圈虽说还没什么名气的龙套,不过却热衷于自己的事业。而且拒绝老夫为他的一切打点。不然……老夫随手一个电话,要将他捧出来这还不是分分钟的事？” General changed/easy said: „Before, that junior in group must say that must give the gift to come to the old man. Now the old man does not facilitate to leave the mountain, I planned that under makes nine Tsuguo help me deal with.” 易将军说道:“之前,群里的那小辈要说要给老夫送礼物来着。现在老夫不方便出山,我就打算让九次郎去帮我应付下。” Tang: „......” 汤老:“……” „The person in this crowd is the generation of justice, the old man appreciates very much, moreover all will of the people frontline, share hardships continually. Now this time, such younger generation are not many. Usual time, listening to these juniors to say in group cultivates true virtue the Eight Trigrams (gossip) in circle, was actually very interesting.” “这群里的人都是正义之辈,老夫很是欣赏,而且所有人心连一线,患难与共。现在这个时代,这样的晚辈已经不多了。平时的时候,听这些小辈在群里说一说修真圈里的八卦,其实还挺有意思的。” Tang nods: „Yes...... the present younger generation, was too mostly impetuous.” 汤老点点头:“是啊……现在的晚辈,大多都太浮躁了。” Now this time, could not have compared the age of formerly carefully practicing, under gold/metal pill the boundary can use various efficacious medicine stacks to be intensive, this caused these wealthy family juniors to have the natural superiority feeling, but these superiority feeling gave their mental, will inevitably have very serious impact. 现在这个时代,早就比不得从前一步一个脚印修行过来的年代,金丹之下境界能够利用各种灵药堆砌速成,这就导致了那些富家子弟有着天然的优越感,而那些优越感给他们的心智,势必会带来很严重的影响。 Previously, before being moved General changed/easy here was the garden artisan, Tang is also being engaged in the research work in education, and was advocated opposition that the opposition took the intensive medicine promotion boundary. 此前,在被调到易将军这里当园匠之前,汤老也从事着教育方面的研究工作,并且是主张反对服用速成药物提升境界的反对派。 However that is very long beforehand matter...... 不过那已经是很久之前的事了…… Now so long as has the aptitude, to have the resources, only takes the short 20 years to be able intensive gold/metal pill. 现在只要有资质、有资源,只需要短短二十载就能速成金丹。 This matter must put the millenniums ago cannot think that...... Tang felt, if really had „the netherworld to have knowledge” this saying...... to fear that was not that crowd of pains cultivated for several hundred years, gold/metal pill period cultivating true virtue who finally an impact Yuan infant passed away hopelessly, most likely (80%) must be mad to lift the coffin board to jump! Even Newton cannot suppress! 这事要放到千年以前根本都不敢想……汤老觉得要是真有“泉下有知”这一说……怕不是那群苦心修炼了数百年,最后冲击元婴无望而老死的金丹期修真者,八成得气得掀开棺材板跳出来了！连牛顿都压不住！ Therefore hears these words that General changed/easy spoke, nod that Tang cannot stop: „If our modern age cultivates true virtue in the circle, can be many some such juniors to be good......” 所以听到易将军说的这些话,汤老止不住的点头:“如果咱们现代修真圈里,能多一些这样的小辈就好了……” Good that „Tang said that although the person in this group is the younger generation, but is not the common people. Everyone almost I heard. However......” words time at this point, the vision of General changed/easy concentrates suddenly slightly: „In this group, actually one lets old man the interested party, and cannot investigate this person of real status.” “汤老说的不错,这个群里的人虽然都是晚辈,但都不是泛泛之辈。每个人几乎我都有所耳闻。不过嘛……”话说到这里的时候,易将军的目光陡然间微微一凝:“在这个群里,其实还有一个让老夫非常感兴趣的人,并且至今没能核查到这人的真实身份。” Tang hehe smiles: „Can let General changed/easy the interested party? It seems like this person is not very simple......” 汤老呵呵一笑:“能让易将军感兴趣的人？看来此人很不简单啊……” General changed/easy nods: „The people in group called this person are: Made the honorable person, but the real boundary of this person was actually not the honorable person position, this was only the routine title.” 易将军点点头:“群里的人都将此人称为:令真人,但此人的真实境界却并非真人境地,这只是习惯性的称谓而已。” „In group everyone made the honorable person respect to this, has for fear that offended. The old men also once sent people to make a veiled attack, from investigates the status of this person variously......” “群中每一个人都对这位令真人敬重有加,生怕有所冒犯。老夫也曾派人旁敲侧击,从多方面调查此人的身份……” Tang is curious: „Finally?” 汤老好奇:“结果呢？” General changed/easy sighed: „Is the mosaics!” 易将军一叹:“都是马赛克啊！” Tang: „......” 汤老:“……” ...... …… ...... …… «Cepheus Daily life» sings the third ball to issue with the person spoof, attention public number: Dry profound Monarch, replies the keyword: The facial paralysis face, then listens. The first two keywords are as follows: „Rabbit travel”, as well as „leads you to travel”, because of the copyright reason, three spoof song NetEase clouds that the music is unable to upload ~ enters „dry profound Monarch” B stand main page( search: Dry profound Monarch) enters 【Contribution】 Entry 【Audio frequency】, Also may download to listen. 《仙王的日常生活》同人恶搞翻唱第三弹已发布,关注公众号:枯玄君,回复关键词:面瘫脸,即可收听。前两首的关键词分别是:“兔旅”、以及“带你去旅行”,因版权原因,三首恶搞歌曲网易云音乐无法上传~进入“枯玄君”的b站主页(搜索:枯玄君)进入【投稿】进入【音频】,也可下载收听。
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