TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇(二蛤篇)

#419: Hole master immortal makes a veiled attack ( 15 / 65 )


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Heard the hole master immortal saying that this story, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to fall into thinking deeply. 听到洞爷仙人说完这个故事,丢雷真君陷入了深思。 Above the immortal boat, the hole master immortal cast a sidelong glance to focus to look at the nearby Daoist immortal quietly slantingly, on the forehead was flowing off several drops of cold sweat silently...... just that story, 90% real, remaining 10% were the hole master immortal's to event's exaggeration and brain makes up, elaborated with this method green, oneself resented to renounce one's wife and send her back to her parent's home, after helping the wife and others presents the child got married, in every possible way the tribulation looks through the life and death, looked to put on bustling place the story of sad man...... 仙舟之上,洞爷仙人悄悄斜睨着眼望着边上的真君,额头上默默流下了几滴冷汗……刚刚那个故事,有百分之九十是真的,剩下的百分之十则是洞爷仙人对事件本身的夸大和脑补,用这种手段阐述了一个自己被绿,自己愤恨休妻,成全妻子与他人奉子成婚之后,经过百般磨难看破生死,望穿红尘的悲催男人的故事…… Actually the hole master immortal has thought this story sounds, although is very sad, perhaps but the result does not go bad, at least Naslin commanded after this matter obtained very good extrication, if now is also in good health as before, the magical skill was as deep as a well absolutely. 其实洞爷仙人一直觉得这个故事听上去虽然很悲催,但也许结局并不坏,至少纳兰统领在这件事之后得到了很好的解脱,现在如果还依旧健在的话,道行绝对高深莫测。 However in this inherited from hundred years of family ancestor place, perhaps the hole master immortal did not hear any news of concerned Master Naslin...... the Grandmaster to pass away again also perhaps. 不过在这继承了自家祖地的百年时间里,洞爷仙人就再没有听到有关纳兰禅师的任何消息了……也许大师已经圆寂了也说不定。 Daoist immortal listens to this story, what idea has?” The hole master immortal turns the face away to ask slightly. “真君听完这个故事,有什么想法没?”洞爷仙人微微扭脸问道。 He felt own this chapter should prompted enough obvious...... from the story of oneself first immortal boat, again to the story that the second Naslin commanded, most keywords that said without doubt were two, first: Child, second: Presents the child to get married...... naturally, the most important keyword actually: Marriage! 他觉得自己这回应该已经提示的够明显的了……从自己第一个仙舟的故事,再到第二个纳兰统领的故事,其中说的最多的关键词无疑就是两个,第一:孩子,第二:奉子成婚……当然,最最重要的关键词其实还是:婚! This does not suggest, but is the clear instructions of scarlet fruits, is not the solid hammer, but revolves the peaceful fist combination spin pneumatic hammer that with the whole body 43.96 form! 这已经不是暗示了,而是赤果果的明示,更不是实锤,而是以周身旋转43.96形成的泰拳组合旋风锤! Under the frantic clear instructions operation of this crazy show, above the immortal boat throws the thunder Daoist immortal to raise the head after the thinking deeply moment, is looking at the hole master immortal: Hole brother, just listened to your two stories......” 在这一顿狂秀的疯狂明示操作之下,仙舟之上丢雷真君在深思片刻后紧接着抬起头来,望着洞爷仙人:“洞兄,刚刚听完了你的两个故事……” Hole master immortal: What graciousness...... the Daoist immortal had to say?” 洞爷仙人:“恩……真君有什么想说的吗?” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: From this ancestor place, to this immortal boat, the thing that the hole brother you obtain, as if establishes above the main house gate misfortune of others?” 丢雷真君:“从这祖地,到这仙舟,洞兄你所得到的东西,似乎都建立在旁人的家门不幸之上?” Hole master immortal: „......” He had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly! 洞爷仙人:“……”他竟无言以对! This is inauspicious! Wants me to look for a familiar diviner to you a divination trigram? I am considered as am not accurate.” The vision of white garment youth is very serious, is looking at the hole master immortal: On the other hand the hole brother, how I feels that you look today my look some are not quite right?” “这不吉利啊!要不要我找个熟悉的卦师给你卜一卦?我算得并不准。”白衫青年的目光很严肃,望着洞爷仙人:“话说回来洞兄,我怎么觉着你今日看我的眼神儿有些不太对?” Without the matter...... the Daoist immortal wants to be many, front arrived in the island, I have assigned the old aunts on island to cook some vegetables/dishes, we sat down chat again.” The hole master immortal innermost feelings sighed, now plans to take a rash step on the 2nd, he only then again next idea...... “没有的事……真君想多了,前面就到岛上了,我已命岛上的老阿姨烧了些菜,咱们坐下再聊。”洞爷仙人内心叹了口气,如今二号计划失策,他只有再行下一计了…… But this third idea is also the last idea...... 而这第三计也是最后一计…… It is not successful, then dies for a righteous cause...... 不成功,便成仁…… „Did hole brother also cook the vegetable/dish specially? I am only give a gift to you, does not need is so polite.” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to say. “洞兄还特意烧了菜?我只是来送件礼物给你,不必这么客气。”丢雷真君说道。 He has not arrived at Juhua Island, wants to slide one to walk on the island. 他没来到过菊花岛,原本只是想在岛上溜一圈就走的。 Delivers here, ring six on hand, have also met him also to give Cailian honorable person, nine Tsuguo and the others to deliver. 送完这边,手上的戒指还有六个,过会他还得给彩莲真人、九次郎等人送过去。 Will not delay is too long, I have arranged the immortal car(riage), we dine on the vehicle, leads the Daoist immortal to visit while convenient everywhere.” The hole master immortal smiles to say. “不会耽误太久的,我已备好仙车,我们就在车上用餐,顺便带真君四处参观一下。”洞爷仙人微笑说道。 Good! Came one...... the hole brother too to be really polite rarely!” “那好吧!难得来一趟……洞兄实在太客气了!” The difficult to turn down an offer make with such warmth, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to comply. 盛情难却,丢雷真君只得答应下来。 Two people land on the island one after another, in Juhua Island takes a broad view to look, Juhuayuan that arranges everywhere carefully, according to the color and variety divides, looks to have a rich in poetic and artistic flavor feeling from afar. 两人相继登岛,菊花岛上放眼望去,处处都是精心布置出的菊花园,按照色彩和品种进行划分,远远望去有一种诗情画意之感。 But on island mouth stele, then with gold/metal Zitang a verse: Picks east the chrysanthemum under the fence, sees Nanshan easely...... 而在岛口的石碑上,则是用金字烫着一句诗句:采菊东篱下,悠然见南山…… Throwing the thunder Daoist immortal inspires...... the feeling whole body to be happy! 丢雷真君吸了口气……感觉浑身都舒畅起来! The spiritual energy on Juhua Island in rich dozens times compared with the metropolis, is not only the spirit chrysanthemum that because here plants has the natural spiritual energy absorption ability, is related to the special geomancy with this. 菊花岛上的灵气要比都市里浓郁数十倍,不仅是因为这里种植的灵菊具有天然的灵气吸纳能力,更与这座到特殊的风水有关。 Actually wants also to know, a past Naslin clan was also the respected family of prominence, here once settled on by a Naslin clan and occupies the entire family decides here however has own truth. 其实想也知道,当年的纳兰一族也是声名鹊起的大家族,这里曾经被纳兰一族看中并将整个家族盘踞在这里定然是有着自己的道理的。 If today is not the time catches up with...... me certainly to live on the island, hole brother here was too comfortable.” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal unable to bear say. “今日如果不是时间太赶……我一定在岛上住下来,洞兄这里太舒服了。”丢雷真君忍不住称赞道。 The hole master immortal laughs: Daoist immortal overpraised, had a lot of time for that always has the opportunity! Later to attract the chrysanthemum, so long as said one with me ahead of time, all have me to arrange.” 洞爷仙人哈哈一笑:“真君过奖,来日方长,总是有机会的!以后若是想吸菊,只要提前与我说一声,一切有我来安排。” ............ Attracts the chrysanthemum?” “…………吸菊?” My these spirit chrysanthemums attract one, prolongs the life! Outside some people attract the cat, some people attract the dog, coming here to attract the chrysanthemum...... also to be actually excellent.” “我这些灵菊吸上一口,延年益寿啊!这外头有人吸猫,有人吸狗,来我这里吸菊……其实也是极好的。” „......” “……” Does not have the words, two people pass through the chrysanthemum maze on island to thorough, throws the thunder Daoist immortal then to discover that each Juhuayuan on this island is a part of maze. 一路无话,两人走过岛上的菊花迷阵向里深入,丢雷真君这才发现这座岛上的每一处菊花园都是迷阵的一部分。 Here has under the flight ban god, once falls into the maze, will be very difficult to walk. 这里具有飞行禁制化神之下,一旦陷入迷阵,将很难走出去。 This is the maze under ancestor arrange/cloth, to protect the core refine the dwelling place refinement the compounded drug to use before.” The hole master immortal said: „My hole master clan once was also the large clan who continued the compounded drug mass production, the end of every year time manpower will recruit some peripheral refine the pill of immortality masters to come unbearably busy, making them live in the guest room in island surrounding. However...... these outsiders arrived in the island always to be sticky. Later, this maze arranged.” “这是先祖布下的迷阵,在以前是为了保护核心炼丹房炼制的丹药用的。”洞爷仙人说道:“我洞爷一族曾经也是承接丹药批量生产的大族,每年年底的时候人手忙不过来就会招收一些外围炼丹师过来,让他们居住在岛外围的客房。不过……这些外来人到了岛上总有手脚不干净。之后,这片迷阵就布置成了。” Actually the maze put now is also useless, now the legislative work is comprehensive, the monitoring everywhere was, so long as the people of brain will not a little rush at will.” The hole master immortal shrugs, shows a faint smile. “不过其实迷阵放到现在也没什么用了,现在法制建设全面,监控到处都是,只要有点脑子的人都不会随意闯进来。”洞爷仙人耸耸肩,微微一笑。 Why doesn't cancel the maze?” “为啥不把迷阵取消?” This is the method that the ancestor arranges, has applied for the patent...... the present manages this to call the intangible cultural heritage.” “这是祖上布置的手段,已经申请专利了……现在管这叫非物质文化遗产。” „......” “……” „The person who before, several southern cold countries came came my here to study the maze arrangement technique to come...... me to fear that they said this maze was they studies, gave snatches ahead of time!” “之前,有几个南寒国来的人来我这儿学习迷阵布置手法来着……我怕他们说这迷阵是他们研究出的,就给提前抢注了!” „......” “……” I am also thinking and other aren't later refine motionless pill, developing...... the popular secret room escapes this tourism of Juhua Island now? This chrysanthemum maze is the selling point!” “我还想着等以后炼不动丹了,把这菊花岛的旅游业给开发一下……现在不是流行密室逃脱么?这菊花迷阵就是卖点啊!” Hole brother has the commercial mind as always.” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to say with a smile “洞兄还是一如既往的有商业头脑。”丢雷真君啧啧笑道 Two people march forward hence, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to see finally front is stopping an immortal car(riage). 两人行进至此,丢雷真君终于看到了前边停着的一辆仙车。 At this time, threw the thunder Daoist immortal unable to bear ask: On the other hand, what vegetables/dishes did the hole brothers cook?” 这时,丢雷真君忍不住问道:“话说回来,洞兄都烧了些什么菜?” Hole master immortal secret racket head, he was almost just given the belt/bring leaning by the Daoist immortal unexpectedly! Forgot the matter! 洞爷仙人暗暗一拍脑袋,他刚刚居然差一点就被真君给带偏了!忘了正事儿! However now, he knows, oneself opportunity came! 不过现在,他知道,自己的机会来了! Is some simple dishes, no......” hole master immortal is fixing the eyes on white garment youth, that vision one cold, looks loses thunder Daoist immortal back one to send coolly. “都是些家常菜,没什么的……”洞爷仙人紧盯着身边的白衫青年,那目光一凛,看得丢雷真君背后一阵发凉。 Yuanyang Hotpot......” “鸳鸯火锅……” Sweetheart cake......” “老婆饼……” Spicy beef......” “夫妻肺片……” „......” “……” At this time, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to become aware finally suddenly: Hole brother...... I thought that today you are strange, what are you suggesting my today?” 这时,丢雷真君终于恍悟:“洞兄……我就觉得今天你怪怪的,你今天是不是在暗示我什么?” „Did Daoist immortal, you look finally?” In hole master immortal subconscious heart one happy. “真君,你终于看出来了?”洞爷仙人下意识心中一喜。 However has not waited for him to be happy, throws under the thunder Daoist immortal a few words to make him collapse directly. 不过还没等他高兴,丢雷真君下一句话让他直接崩溃。 Sees only loses thunder Daoist immortal sincere sighing, clapped on the shoulder of hole master immortal: I know, your years bring the gold/metal sometimes silver sometimes not easy...... also indeed were the time look for a stepmother to these two children.” 只见丢雷真君语重心长的叹了口气,拍了拍洞爷仙人的肩:“我知道,你这些年带着金时银时不容易……也的确是时候给这俩孩子找个后妈了。” „???” “???” Hole master immortal: „...... It is not such Daoist immortal......” 洞爷仙人:“不……不是这样的真君……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: Do not be shy, I knew that the god named a miss who forces is good. Or you and do she add a WeChat?” 丢雷真君:“你别害羞,我认识一个叫神勒的姑娘就挺不错的。要不你和她加个微信?” Hole master immortal: „......” 洞爷仙人:“……”
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