king the father just applied medicine, although the hemorrhoids are completely good, the ice crisp feeling that but that medicine leaves behind looks like Wang Zhaojun to open the greatly same stimulation in the stocks one after another...... 王爸刚刚上了药,虽然痔疮已经完全好了,但那特效药留下的冰爽感就像是王昭君接连在股间开大一样刺激…… This ice crisp feeling will continue to be very long, that intense stabbing pain conclusion after applying medicine, will have a continuous feeling paralysis, and spreads to the entire lower part, therefore king father a short time has not moved. 这股冰爽感会持续很久,在上药时那股强烈的刺痛结束以后,会产生一种持续不断的麻痹感,并且扩散到整个下半身,所以王爸这一时半会还动不了。 „Most poisonous woman will of the people!” king the father lies on the sofa, the innermost feelings deeply feel one desperate wails...... thinks after oneself, Carvin time, cannot long-time sitting ponder over the plot in the toilet, king the father very despairs, cannot bear send out the roaring toilet, is the spiritual food of each creator,...... spiritual source! “最毒妇人心呐！”王爸趴在沙发上,内心深感一阵绝望的哀嚎……一想到自己以后卡文的时候,再也不能长久的坐在马桶上琢磨剧情了,王爸就很是绝望,忍不住发出咆哮马桶,可是每一个创作者的精神食粮,呃……精神来源啊！ „......” “……” Two clams are also first the situation of seeing king the father hemorrhoids outbreak, was frightened heavily by this battle formation. 二蛤也是头一回见到王爸痔疮发作的情况,被这阵势吓得不轻。 Sometimes, two clams actually do not support clearly, some stubborn people are with hardship dedicated in oneself behavior „dignity” for anything, on hemorrhoids, two clams did not feel, if violated, definitely collects to touch the buttocks to Wang Ling without delay. 有的时候,二蛤其实挺不明白,一些固执的人苦苦执着于自己所为的“尊严”到底是为了啥,不就一个痔疮么,二蛤觉得要是自己犯了,肯定二话不说就把屁股凑过去给王令摸一下。 How touched the buttocks, not few meat! 摸一下屁股怎么了,又不会少块肉！ This is the rare daily amusing thing, and two clams thought that this issue also compares to have idealistic. 这是难得的日常趣事,并且二蛤觉得这个问题还比较带有思考性。 Therefore, finally two clams decided writes this matter in own «Human Observation diary» on, the title is if you resulted in the hemorrhoids, was touched the buttocks to be good, chooses is traced, preserves own moral integrity? 所以,最终二蛤决定把这件事儿写在自己的《人类观察日记》上,标题就是如果你得了痔疮,被摸一下屁股就能好,是选择被摸一下呢,还是保全自己的节操？ ...... …… ...... …… This is Ms. Wang below order, Wang Ling does not certainly dare personally from, in the prince short separation resort has three restrooms, altogether has three toilets. The Wang Ling bedroom has the independent bathroom, that only changed magically Sir horse in inside......, but Ms. Wang must replace, is outside that two. 这是王妈亲自下的命令,王令当然不敢不从,王家小别墅里有三间厕所,总共有三只马桶。王令的卧室是有独立卫生间的,那只被点化的马大人就在里头……而王妈要换掉的,就是外头那两只。 The Wang Ling message just gave Wang Mingfa to pass, Wang Ming is almost the instantaneous second returns: „Yo? Also thought me?” 王令的短信刚刚给王明发过去,王明几乎就是瞬间秒回:“哟？又想我了？” Wang Ling restrains the impulsion of crumb wrist watch diligently, confessed a moment ago truthfully in the message Ms. Wang's confession. 王令努力克制住捏碎腕表的冲动,把刚才王妈的交代在短信里如实交代了一遍。 But after knowing the matter beginning to end, Wang Ming is also right now happy, smiles in front of the screen cī the tooth crack, does others in research institute is inexplicable, only then Dean Qi is inserting the pocket single-handedly, that heavy-caliber drinking glass that an action the old cadre is causing, calm is looking at this, that look as if has seen through all...... 而知道事情始末之后,这下子王明也乐了,在屏幕前笑得呲牙裂缝,搞得研究所里的其他人都是一阵莫名,只有祁院长一手插着口袋,一手端着老干部使的那种大口径水杯,淡定不已的望着这幕,那眼神仿佛早已看穿一切…… Wang Ming's rapid of very message reply: „What? Did Uncle Wang's hemorrhoids violate? My previous time him told that little sits the multi- movements, the squatting toilet was not good, was easiest to initiate the bacterial infection. You could rest assured that this matter wraps on me, I will come to assemble tomorrow on the arranged person!” 王明的短信回复的很迅速:“啥？王叔的痔疮又犯了？我上次就跟他说啦,少坐着多运动,一直蹲马桶也不好,最容易引发细菌感染了。你放心,这事儿包我身上,我明儿就安排人上门组装去！” Before this is , the birthday present of setting, Wang Ming prepared early, was the issue that delivered ahead of time. 这是之前就定下的生日礼物,王明老早就准备好了,也就是个提前送的问题。 However such a delivers has another awkward situation, that was on the day of the birthday must prepare the new gift. 不过这么一送就有另外一个尴尬的情况,那就是生日那天又得准备新的礼物了。 But regarding king the father hemorrhoids event, Wang Ming also expressed own view. 而对于王爸痔疮事件,王明也表达了自己的看法。 Quick, Wang Ling received a message from Wang Ming: „Does this matter, actually on strange Uncle Wang, who make him usually the work and rest not stability come? Endocrine being out of balance, eating the multi- nutritionists is also again useless.” 很快,王令又收到了来自王明的一条短信:“这事儿吧,其实就怪王叔,谁让他平时作息不稳定来着？内分泌这一失调,吃再多营养师也没用呀。” Wang Ling stares at the message to have some being in a daze, thought own these two goods brother rare proper chapters...... are just thinking must also reply properly. 王令盯着短信有着些许发愣,心想自己这二货老哥难得正经一回……正想着要不要也正经地回复一下呢。 Wang Ming's next message sent: „Was not touched the buttocks by the son, touches to touch...... I, if hemorrhoids, you at will......” 王明的下一条短信又发过来了:“不就被儿子摸一下屁股么,摸一下就摸一下呗……我要是得痔疮,你随意……” Wang Ling pulled out the corners of the mouth: „......” He knows, this goods so will not be proper! 王令抽了抽嘴角:“……”他就知道,这货根本不会这么正经！ Another side, Wang Ming has almost been able to associate before the screen Wang Ling saw when this message expression that shows. 另一边,王明几乎已经能联想到屏幕前王令看到这条短信时所露出的表情。 Wang Ming felt own this life, except for carrying out the scientific research invention can look for a pleasure, the remaining pleasure must look from Wang Ling. Wang Ming si thinks, sexually harassing Wang Ling is a very interesting matter! The average people, may not sexually harass! 王明觉得自己这人生,除了搞科研发明能找点乐子,剩下的乐子就都得从王令身上找了。王明私以为,调戏王令是一件很有趣的事！一般人,可还调戏不到呢！ ...... …… ...... …… Here just ended the message with Wang Mingfa, chat group that has not idled as before, Wang Ling looks at the news that on a screen jumped out of...... suddenly to discover surprisedly oneself unexpectedly by drawing named „a Eight Trigrams (gossip) conference room” many chat organizations. 这边刚和王明发完短信,聊天群那头依旧没闲下来,王令看了眼屏幕上跳出的消息……突然惊奇地发现自己居然被拉到了一个叫“八卦会议室”的多人聊天组织。 And, this many people chatted are newly-built, but the founder happen to was the thunder and lightning Dharma king...... at this moment, had the increasing number of people lost in the chat group of thunder Daoist immortal by the Dharma king from the next door, draws the temporary group to here Dharma king establishing to chat. 并且,这个多人聊天是刚刚建立的,而创建者正好就是雷电法王……此时此刻,有越来越多的人正被法王从隔壁丢雷真君的聊天群里,拉到这边法王自己创立的临时群聊中。 Wang Ling swept the group member, discovered most people who chat group in...... and throw the thunder Daoist immortal except for the small silver! 王令扫了眼群成员,发现聊天群的绝大多数人都在……除了小银和丢雷真君！ Graciousness...... this direction, already quite obvious...... 恩……这个指向,已经相当明显了…… Eight Trigrams (gossip) conference room 八卦会议室 Thunder and lightning Dharma king: „! I must disclose! I must disclose! I have the Eight Trigrams (gossip), I was about unable to bear!” 雷电法王:“诸位！我要爆料！我要爆料！我有八卦,我快忍不住了！” Cailian honorable person sent several wiping away sweat expressions: „Dharma king...... calm...... said ten million/countless slowly before...... you still remember , because is too excited, creates matter that first deity thunder divulging lets the block large-scale power cut not......” 彩莲真人发了几个擦汗的表情:“法王……千万冷静……慢慢说……你还记得之前因为太激动,造成先天神雷泄露让片区大规模停电的事儿不……” The hole master immortal stares: „This matter?” 洞爷仙人一愣:“还有这事儿？” Cailian honorable person: „Yes! Afterward the Dharma king the western-style clothing warm-hearted resident repaired in a rush personally in the past...... behind is also proclaimed a multicolored silk banner.” 彩莲真人:“是啊！后来法王又洋装热心市民亲自过去抢修……后面还被颁了一面锦旗。” Before the screen, saw that Cailian honorable person disclosed that the people cannot bear hold breath cold air: What show...... this is operates!? 屏幕前,看到彩莲真人爆料,众人都忍不住倒吸一口凉气:……这是什么骚操作！？ Thunder and lightning Dharma king: „Honorable person do not interrupt, I said that the matter...... does uncover me to do short? Matter that I must say today, but must be more explosive.” 雷电法王:“真人别打岔,我说正事儿呢……揭我短干啥？我今天要说的事儿,可要劲爆多了。” The hole master mister is preparing the refine the pill of immortality, one pile of child materials prepared, prepared to start pill furnace the time is actually interrupted, some slightly some were not happy: „I said the Dharma king, how to have seen you to gossip before?” 洞爷先生正准备炼丹呢,一摞子材料都准备好了,正准备启动丹炉的时候却被打岔,略微有一些不高兴:“我说法王,咋以前没见你这么八卦呢？” Thunder and lightning Dharma king: „You do not know the explosive degree of this matter! I told you, the Daoist immortal he had the possibility the secret to get married very much!” 雷电法王:“你们是不知道这件事的劲爆程度啊！我告诉你们,真君他很有可能已经秘密结婚了！” Cailian honorable person: „Nanie???” 彩莲真人:“纳尼？？？” Hole master immortal: „Lying trough???” 洞爷仙人:“卧槽？？？” side awakens: „???” 方醒:“？？？” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Cailian honorable person deeply inspires, diligently keeps calm: „Daoist immortal did not give the thing to come to us, how you know he did marry?” 彩莲真人深吸了口气,努力保持镇定:“真君不是给我们送东西来了么,你是怎么知道他结婚了？” „Ring! I saw the Daoist immortal to wear the ring!” In the Dharma king without delay, the picture that abstained from the town/subdues soul also give to shoot to send many people directly to chat: „Sees? Daoist immortal hand is this ring! Moreover, did he also deliver me a exactly the same law to abstain from...... this unable to be telling?” “戒指！我看到真君戴戒指了！”法王二话不说,直接把镇魂戒的照片也给拍下来发多人聊天里了:“看到没？真君手里戴的就是这个戒指！而且,他还送了我一枚一模一样的法戒……难道这还不能说明问题吗？” side awakens cannot bear smiles: „Originally the Daoist immortal must deliver the law abstention to us, but...... the Dharma king relies on the ring to analyze that merely the Daoist immortal the secret has married, can be too more arbitrary?” 方醒忍不住一笑:“原来真君是要给我们送法戒啊,不过……法王仅仅凭借戒指就判断真君已经秘密结婚,会不会太武断了些？” Dharma king: „The point is that what the Daoist immortal wears is the left ring finger!” 法王:“可问题是,真君戴的是左手无名指啊！” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Dharma king: „He gave each of us to deliver a same ring, clearly, this was the show love of scarlet fruits! I thought that we need to organize one wave, inquired face to face to the Daoist immortal!” 法王:“他给我们每一个人都送了一枚一样的戒指,很明显,这是赤果果的秀恩爱啊！我觉得我们有必要组织一波,向真君当面询问一下！” Wang Ling pulled out the corners of the mouth: „......” Right now, misunderstood in a big way! 王令抽了抽嘴角:“……”这下子,误会大了！ ...... …… ...... …… Thank „fantasized that the flatter ghost” brother's 300000 beginning coins hit to enjoy! Thank the guard group regimental commander cloud Fu 60000 beginning coins to hit to enjoy! 感谢“幻想阿鬼”老哥的300000起点币打赏！感谢护卫团团长云拂60000起点币打赏！