Wang Ling has not thought that an own gift can let throw the thunder Daoist immortal unexpectedly is so happy, the issue was just in villa, when the white garment youth receives the gift although the expression on face has the color of pleasant surprise, but does not have to probably by singing ecstatically to express the sentimental situation...... 王令没想到自己的一件礼物竟能让丢雷真君这般高兴,问题是刚刚在别墅里的时候,白衫青年收到礼物时脸上的表情虽然有着惊喜之色,但也没有心花怒放到要靠唱歌来抒发感情的地步…… Wang Ling suddenly felt oneself unearthed probably a hidden attribute that throws the thunder Daoist immortal. 王令突然觉得自己好像挖掘了丢雷真君的一个隐藏属性。 This general idea, is doing one -man show in legend...... 这大概,就是传说中的闷骚吧…… Wang Ling has felt this problem, only then have. 王令一直觉得这毛病只有自己才有。 However on the other hand, Wang Ling remembers that this «Led You Travel» should be recently quite hot. Couple days ago finished class also saw that Chen Chaodai earphone single bent/tune circulated, even/including Mei in the schools of midday rest broadcast on Thursday also lets off, does the entire campus to be permeated with love aura. 不过话又说回来,王令记得这首《带你去旅行》应该是最近比较火的一首。之前几天下课的时候还看到陈超戴耳机单曲循环来着,连每周四午休的校间广播也放过,搞得整个校园都洋溢着一股恋爱的气息。 But besides this song, recently another song of comparison brainwashing was «Our Different»...... 而除了这首歌以外,最近还有另外一首比较洗脑的歌曲就是《我们不一样》…… But the issue is, he has not listened to throw the thunder Daoist immortal to sing! When saw that loses thunder Daoist immortal does the sound to sing, not only Wang Ling, others in group also in front of screen stiff three seconds. 但问题是,他从没听过丢雷真君唱歌啊！所以当看到丢雷真君这一段干声献唱的时候,不只是王令,群里的其他人也都是在屏幕前僵了三秒。 The Dharma king gawked the moment, typed one line of characters in the group directly: „Daoist immortal, although I have not listened, but do you know...... the fat tiger?” 法王愣了片刻,直接在群里打了一行字:“真君,虽然我还没听,但你知道……胖虎么？” People: „......” 众人:“……” Cailian honorable person: „Dharma king...... you should listen to be quite good, this is very disrespectful behavior.” 彩莲真人:“法王……你应该还是听一下比较好,这样是很失礼的行为。” Dharma king: „My this is not the worry, the Daoist immortal studied what temperament weapon, looks us to do the experiment......” 法王:“我这不是担心,真君又研究出了什么音律武器,来找我们做实验么……” Suddenly, in the group fell into a short silence. 一时间,群里陷入了一阵短暂的沉默。 Because who thinks that does not understand how today the Daoist immortal was, unexpectedly attended the meeting unable to bear sing loudly one happily. 因为谁都想不明白今天真君到底是怎么了,居然高兴到会忍不住高歌一曲。 But at this time, the small silver takes the lead to support: „Everyone listens, the Daoist immortal sang good!” 而这个时候,还是小银率先捧场:“大家都来听听啊,真君唱的挺好的！” Un...... 恩…… Held the attitude of connoisseurship, Wang Ling is selecting that voice that lost the thunder Daoist immortal sonorous singing. 抱着鉴赏的态度,王令点开了丢雷真君清唱的那段语音。 As Saint beast, small silver, although usually does not listen to the music that human makes, but the appraisal ability has. 作为圣兽,小银虽说平时不怎么听人类做的音乐,但品鉴能力还是有的。 But the fact also indeed like the small silver said that Wang Ling thought that unexpectedly threw the thunder Daoist immortal to sing...... was very good! 而事实也的确像小银说的那样,王令觉得丢雷真君居然唱的……很不错！ Not only each sound in accent, but also the sound of singing time also very has the characteristics, unlike sound that usually spoke normally completely, the feeling of warm male school leader in inside! 不仅每一个音都在调上,而且唱歌时候的声音还挺有特色,与平时正常说话的声音完全不同,有一种暖男学长的感觉在里头！ Two clams also feel somewhat pleasantly surprised: „It seems like the Daoist immortal is somewhat the skill!” 二蛤也觉得有些惊喜:“看来真君还是有几分本事的！” But waits for Wang Ling then to look at the chat group again the time, has a point to approve the cheer. 而等王令回头再看聊天群的时候,已是有了一片点赞叫好之声。 Cailian honorable person is somewhat excited, a face sends out several thumbs: „What Daoist immortal sang was really good! First one listens to the Daoist immortal to sing, can record this with the cell phone...... is really fierce!” 彩莲真人有些激动,一脸发出好几个大拇指:“真君唱的真是不错啊！头一回听真君唱歌,用手机都能录成这样……实在是厉害！” The hole master immortal cannot bear the praise: „Indeed sang was very good.” 洞爷仙人也忍不住夸赞:“的确唱的很好啊。” At this time, lost the voice of thunder Daoist immortal to sing the content of main song part merely, started to broadcast to the vice- song...... 这个时候,丢雷真君的语音仅仅只是唱完了主歌部分的内容而已,紧接着开始播放到副歌了…… Wang Ling felt suddenly where has probably to be not quite right. 王令陡然觉得,好像有哪里不太对。 Cailian honorable person: „Did Daoist immortal sing the wrong lyrics? The lyrics of vice- song part how before me hears probably is not quite a little same? First shouldn't be I wants to lead you to go to romantic Turkey......?” 彩莲真人:“真君是不是唱错歌词了？副歌部分的歌词怎么跟我之前听到的好像有点不太一样？第一句不应该是我想要带你去浪漫的土耳其……么？” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to reply finally: „Has not sung wrong, I changed the word. I sang to have a custom, was the custom changes the word.” 丢雷真君终于回复:“没唱错,我改了词的。我唱歌有个习惯,就是习惯改词。” Cailian honorable person replies: „So that's how it is, the word of Daoist immortal changes also very rhyme, at least for the first time sounds, felt that also has no being out of sorts feeling.” 彩莲真人回复:“原来如此,不过真君的词改的还挺押韵,至少乍听上去,感觉还没啥违和感。” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „Right? Ha! I also thought that I have the talent of composing fixed-style verses!” 丢雷真君:“是吗？哈哈哈！我也觉得我自己有填词的天赋啊！” About after three seconds, throws the thunder Daoist immortal very self-confidently word that oneself reform, pasted...... 大约三秒后,丢雷真君非常自信的把自己改过的词,贴了上来…… «Leads You Travel» loses the thunder Daoist immortal demon edition correction, vice- song lyrics: 《带你去旅行》・丢雷真君魔改版,副歌歌词: I want to lead you to go to romantic numb Maipi...... 我想要带你去浪漫的麻卖批…… Sacred place that then cultivates true virtue together...... 然后一起去修真的圣地…… Actually I quite like in the dwelling family/home...... 其实我比较喜欢宅家里…… Eats package of simple noodles to appease hunger...... 吃包干脆面来充饥…… ...... …… Sees the lyrics the writing content, the entire chat group fell into a deathly stillness instantaneously. 看到歌词的文字内容,整个聊天群瞬间陷入了一片死寂。 Wang Ling held breath a cold air/Qi: „......” In order to enabled the lyrics the rhyme...... too the mourning to get sick! 王令倒吸了一口冷气:“……”为了能让歌词能押韵……太丧病了！ ...... …… ...... …… The time has arrived at afternoon in an instant, after the Wang Ling point opens throws that segment song that the thunder Daoist immortal sang, his mood cannot for a very long time tranquil...... 时间转眼已经来到下午,在王令点开丢雷真君唱的那段歌以后,他的心情久久不能平静…… But at this time, Wang Ling heard in the villa to spread king a father's pitiful yell sound suddenly, sad and shrill of that pitiful yell sound, discovered crime just like the Kornan major supporting roles general...... 而就在这个时候,王令忽然听到别墅里传出了一阵王爸的惨叫声,那惨叫声之凄厉,宛若柯南里的各大配角发现凶案现场一般…… Two clams lift the dog head suddenly: „What situation?” 二蛤猛然间抬起狗头:“啥情况啊？” Wang Ling does not need to look also knows, this was king father's old problem violates certainly. Wang Ling can from the pitiful yell degree of king father frigid sound, judge that king the father exactly what happened, calls out...... Wang Ling to judge like this brutal pain, definitely was king father's hemorrhoids violates. 王令不用看也知道,这一定是王爸的老毛病又犯了。王令可以从王爸惨烈声的惨叫程度,来判断王爸到底发生了啥事儿,像这种惨无人道般的痛苦嚎叫……王令判断,肯定是王爸的痔疮又犯了。 This is the valuable experience of under Wang Ling many years accumulation in the villa. 这是王令多年在别墅里积累下的宝贵经验。 The hemorrhoids were king father's old problem, the main reason with lacking the movement as well as for a long time sat motionless related, caused as a result of the bad habits and customs completely. 痔疮属于王爸的老毛病了,最主要的原因还是跟缺乏运动以及久坐不动有关,完全是由于不良的生活习惯而引起的。 First, how king the father hardly goes out, all day sits the symbol on the chair of study room. But in addition, the toilet of bathroom is king the father is next to the study room chair, place that most likes patronizing. According to Ms. Wang said that if sits the time in toilet king the father adds, can ponder that three live third, perhaps can also see ten li (0.5 km) peach blossom...... 首先,王爸几乎不怎么外出,整天都在书房的靠椅上坐着码字。而除此之外,卫生间的马桶就是王爸仅次于书房靠椅,最爱光顾的地方。按照王妈说的,如果把王爸坐在马桶上的时间都加起来,可以让人思考完三生三世,说不定还能看到十里桃花…… But the most essential point is, king father's hemorrhoids have the big extremely characteristics are the drug resistance are strong! The common medicine could not have cured! The hemorrhoids violated each time, must scratch the medicine that the hole master immortal develops to be good. 而最关键的一点是,王爸的痔疮有个极其之大的特点就是耐药性非常强！寻常的药还治不好！每次痔疮犯了,都得擦洞爷仙人研制的特效药才行。 That medicine Wang Ling has also seen, is one pile of powder, is seemingly sparkling, the touch of fingertip is icy cold. Pours the contracting place to stay for about 30 seconds to recover immediately. But for the price that it pays is, heartrending ache...... 那药王令也见过,是一堆粉末,看上去亮晶晶的,指尖的触感非常冰凉。倒在患处停留大约三十秒就能马上痊愈。但为之付出的代价是,钻心般的疼痛…… Naturally, like this slight illness, Wang Ling actually can also cure...... 当然,像这种小病,王令其实也能治好…… However king father not agrees makes him treat. 然而王爸死活不肯让他来医治。 Came to treat the hemorrhoids by own son to oneself, king the father thought that this is very ashamed! As the household head, his such only slight illness could not overcome, but also how the body selected the heavy responsibility!? This is the dignity of man! Is the man, overcomes the hemorrhoids! 让自家儿子来给自己治痔疮,王爸觉得这很羞耻！身为一家之主,他连这样区区一个小病都克服不了,还怎么身挑重任！？这可是男人的尊严！是男人,就自行克服痔疮！ This is king the father after the past years resulted in the hemorrhoids for the first time, in oath that the heart establishes...... 这是王爸在当年第一次得了痔疮后,在心头立下的誓…… Enough one minute, king father's pitiful yell sound continuous transmits...... 足足一分多钟,王爸的惨叫声持续不断的传来…… These used time probably was a little long, Wang Ling decided to look. 这一次好像用时有点久了,王令决定看一看去。 Generally, about 30 seconds pitiful yell sound should end was right. 一般情况下,三十秒左右惨叫声就应该结束了才对。 ...... …… ...... …… Wang Ling just went downstairs, king father's cry just stops, being sweating profusely lying on sofa, weakly like the woman of quality who just had a child...... 王令刚刚下楼,王爸的叫声刚好停止,正满头大汗的趴在沙发上,虚弱地就像刚刚生完孩子的贵妇…… Ms. Wang receives the drugs, cannot bear blame: „Your this problem looks at the cell phone to look that in the toilet, then you go to bathroom, I net pinching!” 王妈收好药品,忍不住责备道:“你这毛病就是在马桶上看手机看的,回头你上厕所,我就把网给掐了！” „It is not good! Even if I hurt! You cannot break my net!” king a father excitement: „Every morning sits these days in toilet, is I opens the time that the trumpets and sprayers fight!” “不行！我就算疼死！你也不能断我网！”王爸一阵激动:“每天早上坐在马桶上的这段时间,就是我开小号和喷子们战斗的时间！” „That line...... unceasing net. I have other means.” “那行……不断网。我还有别的办法。” Ms. Wang cannot bear smiles, this smile brings a deceit, looks at Wang Ling and two clams is startled. Ms. Wang turns the face away to look at Wang Ling: Just right that „Lingling, you come. Then under relation small bright, making him send your father's birthday present ahead of time.” 王妈忍不住一笑,这笑容带着一丝狡诈,看得王令和二蛤都是一怔。紧接着,王妈扭脸看着王令:“令令啊,你来的正好。回头联系下小明,让他把你爸的生日礼物提前送来。” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” king father: „What? Did small clear(ly) prepare the gift to me?” 王爸:“啥？小明给我准备礼物了？” Ms. Wang smiles: „Yes, this is small bright has custom-made to you personally!” 王妈微笑:“是啊,这是小明亲自给你定制的！” king father: „My birthday is not also...... worries anything early! On the other hand, what gift is this?” 王爸:“我生日不是还早么……着急个啥！话说回来,这是啥礼物？” Ms. Wang continues to maintain the smile: „Intelligent against hemorrhoids temperature adjustment toilet.” 王妈继续保持微笑:“智能防痔疮调温马桶。” king father: „......” 王爸:“……” Wang Ling ; „......” 王令;“……” Ms. Wang: „This toilet sits is longer, the temperature is higher. Small clear(ly) said, even the Yuan infant period, sits less than five minutes to stand.” 王妈:“这马桶坐的越久,温度越高。小明说,就算是元婴期,坐不到五分钟都得站起来。” king father: „......” 王爸:“……” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……”