After a while, originally this Sir horse refers to unexpectedly is a toilet!? 搞了半天,原来这个马大人居然指得是马桶！？ „......” “……” The Dharma king want to hit the wall now, god he meow Sir horse! 法王现在很想去撞墙,神他喵的马大人！ He thought that oneself could not have kept up with the brain circuits of these big seniors. 他觉得自己已经跟不上这些大前辈们的脑回路了。 Now cultivates true virtue, not only needs to depend upon the talent, is the brain hole very also important?! 难道现在修真不仅需要依靠天赋,脑洞也很重要么？！ Regarding this, the Dharma king fell into the deep thinking. 对此,法王陷入了深深的思索。 In fact, the thing that in the prince short separation resort Wang Ling changes magically conveniently also really has many, besides horse Sir also has an Sir hold/container. But this Sir hold/container cannot melt the human form obviously, was neglected by the rubber automatically. 事实上,王家小别墅里王令顺手点化的东西还真有不少,除了马大人以外还有一个包大人。只不过这个包大人不能显化出人形,就被橡皮给自动忽略了。 The prototype of Sir hold/container is a Donkey package package. 包大人的原型是一只“驴”牌的包包。 This is king the father gives Ms. Wang the marriage 20 th anniversary the commemorating gift, in order to enables Ms. Wang window-shops attire more things, is sending out the same day of gift, Wang Ling gives this package „to open light”...... 这是王爸送给王妈结婚二十周年的纪念礼物,为了能让王妈逛街的时候能装更多的东西,在送出礼物的当天,王令就给这包“开了光”…… Sir hold/container is all-resourceful, except for can help Ms. Wang have the lots, Ms. Wang, if meets the mishap on the road, but can also sneak in hold/container Sir the storage space of directly ; In brief, the space of Sir hold/container, to is more practical than the machine cat. Firm of skin, surpasses the fall clothing and autumn trousers. 包大人神通广大,除了可以帮王妈装很多东西,王妈要是在路上遇到不测,还能直接钻进包大人的储物空间里;总而言之,包大人的空间,大到比机器猫实用。皮肤之坚固,赛过秋衣和秋裤。 ...... …… ...... …… Here, in witnessing prince short separation resort all sorts of strange Dharma king also when ponder life, in the sky outside villa has light together to be close rapidly. 这边,在目睹了王家小别墅里种种奇异的法王还在思考人生的时候,别墅外的天空中有一道光飞速接近。 Afterward, that seat Baiyi, a beautiful hair man drop from the clouds, throws the thunder Daoist immortal. 随后,那一席白衣、一头秀发的男子从天而降,正是丢雷真君。 He carries not a well-known immortal sword behind, the waist as before is that several seemingly unusual bad risk gray bang heavenly thunder. 他身后背着一把不知名的仙剑,腰间依旧是那几颗看上去非常凶险的灰色轰天雷。 This loses the journey standard configuration of thunder Daoist immortal. 这是丢雷真君的出行标配。 However this appearance for a part, if makes the subway, certainly must be grasped at the scene. 不过这幅扮相,要是去做地铁,肯定要被当场抓起来。 That bang heavenly thunder throws the special coffin in thunder Daoist immortal family, the lethality strong, ruination fierce the person eyes is obvious to all in the past has seen. 那轰天雷是丢雷真君家族里的独门秘器,杀伤力之强、毁灭性之猛在以往见过的人眼里都是有目共睹的。 And. This is also a hidden weapon, and is also situated in hidden weapon lethality list's first, can wound the god...... 而且。这还算是一门暗器,并且还位居暗器杀伤力榜第一位,可以炸伤化神…… Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „Yo, everyone's good!” 丢雷真君:“哟,大家好！” „Sees has thrown the thunder Daoist immortal senior!” The rubber and fountain pen set out to greet in abundance. “见过丢雷真君前辈！”橡皮和钢笔纷纷起身打招呼。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „? Sheep! How I discovered that you did fall the color? Then comes to uncle here, the uncle gives your body to hit a wax again, on a paint!” 丢雷真君:“诶？绵羊！我咋发现你又掉色了呢？回头来叔叔这里,叔叔再给你的身体打个蜡、上个漆！” „Good good!” The sheep claps happily. “好呀好呀！”绵羊开心地拍起了手。 As soon as he passes through the gate, greets toward the fountain pen, rubber and sheep frank saying with a smile ground , one side he sees the Dharma king stiffly, the smile immediately one. 他一进门,就朝地上的钢笔、橡皮、绵羊爽朗的笑道打了个招呼,紧接着,他又看到一边的法王,笑容当即一僵。 Afterward, the choice disregards at the scene, has turned around the broccolis of several big bags tries to get close raises to bring to the kitchen and Old Master king and Ms. Wang. 随后,当场选择无视掉,转过身提着自己带的几大袋子的西兰花到厨房和王老爷子、王妈套近乎去了。 An about 2-3 minutes of time, several exchanging greetings time, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to come out from the kitchen. Before the expression on face seemed like recently, relaxed many. 大约2-3分钟的工夫,几番寒暄的时间,丢雷真君从厨房里出来了。脸上的表情看上去比来之前轻松不少。 „Daoist immortal!” The Dharma king lifted the hand, with throwing the thunder Daoist immortal greeted. Before passed through the gate time, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to neglect him directly, making him seem a little awkward. “真君！”法王抬了抬手,和丢雷真君打招呼。之前进门的时候,丢雷真君直接忽视掉他,令他显得有点尴尬。 „You......” “你呀……” Threw the thunder Daoist immortal first to look at the ground to be sealed up the dwelling place of celestial beings man in acupuncture point, is looking at the Dharma king, sighing that a little expected too much: „As the Saint relic first successor of deity thunder, did not lead a pious life assiduously even, daily is thinking earned the extra income in Xiao Family Courtyard. You have first deity thunder in the hand, can actually lose...... this with this goods confrontation aura is the consequence of shiftless!” 丢雷真君先是看了眼地上被封住穴道的仙府男子,然后望着法王,有点恨铁不成钢的叹了口气:“作为圣遗物先天神雷的传人,不刻苦修行就算了,天天想着在萧家大院赚外快。你有先天神雷在手,却和这种货色对阵气息都能输掉……这就是不思进取的后果！” The Dharma king did not have the words instantaneously, fell into silent. 法王瞬间无话了,陷入沉默。 Because the fact is so. 因为事实就是如此。 12 big ancient clan later generation, he is the losing lineage/vein that the thunder clan leaves behind only, is thunder Zusheng the relic only successor. After all, first deity thunder is at present in all known preserving Saint relics, came from the big battle qi period completely and evolution complete Saint relic, relied on the spirit strength to actuate merely. 十二大古族后人,他是雷族唯一留下的遗脉,也是雷族圣遗物唯一的继承人。毕竟,先天神雷是目前所有已知的存留圣遗物中,完全从大斗气时期过来并进化完全的圣遗物,仅仅凭借着灵力就能够驱动了。 The Dharma king have felt, thunder clan the honor depending on has restored taking advantage of oneself less than formerly, therefore these years have hugged are hitting the thunder nomen number, earn a living taking advantage of the idea that first deity thunder makes money. 法王一直觉得,雷族的荣光光凭借着自己已经恢复不到从前了,所以这些年一直都抱着打着雷族名号,借着先天神雷赚钱的想法过活。 The Dharma king think, even if oneself do not lead a pious life, depends upon this Saint relic, can still obtain the powerful strength. 法王本以为,自己就算不修行,依靠这圣遗物,也能获得强大的力量。 However after today arrives at the prince short separation resort, the Dharma king discovered oneself are really only a frog in a well...... is really, was too tiny! 不过今天来到王家小别墅后,法王发现自己真的只是一只井底之蛙而已……实在是,太渺小了！ „Many words I did not say that later you must finish diligently are good, made the honorable person is our goal.” “多的话我就不说了,以后你得更加努力精修才行,令真人就是我们的目标。” Sees the Dharma king to lower the head the introspection, threw the thunder Daoist immortal is also disinclined to say again, before said wanted him to draw back group that is only the angry words. In the final analysis, in group is the brothers and sisters, sometimes spoke does not need to be excessive, till then. 见法王在低着头反省,丢雷真君也懒得再多说,之前说要他退群那只是气话。说到底,群里的都是自家兄弟姐妹,有时候说话也不必过重,点到为止即可。 Everyone melts the god period, is building up for the impact empty and diligently, always a little compels the number at heart. 大家都是化神期,都在为冲击炼虚而努力,心里总是有点逼数的。 „Throws the thunder Daoist immortal senior, you come just in time. This person is in the dwelling place of celestial beings that we catch the person. Moreover should be a character of cadre rank. His spirit hole hole already been startled Sir Ke sealed up.” The rubber referred to under the sheep buttocks man saying. “丢雷真君前辈,你来的正是时候。这个人就是我们抓到的仙府中人。而且应该还是一位干部级别的人物。他的灵窍穴已经被惊柯大人封住了。”橡皮指了指绵羊屁股底下的男子道。 „Un, this time was really laborious you. Also provides for a rainy day thanks to your elder brother, knows that this group of people can look for trouble.” “恩,这次真的辛苦你们了。也多亏令兄未雨绸缪,知道这群人一定会来找麻烦。” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to show a faint smile, that smile seems like especially the sunlight: „Even if actually does not catch this tongue today, after your elder brother comes back, still had the means to find the foothold in dwelling place of celestial beings. Initially in my family entrance, your elder brother buried a thunder in the evading deep pool sword of that red hair dwelling place of celestial beings youth, can trace the position of that youth.” 丢雷真君微微一笑,那笑容看上去格外阳光:“其实就算今天不抓到这个舌头,等令兄回来以后也有办法可以找到仙府的据点。当初在我家门口,令兄在那名红发仙府青年的避渊剑中埋了一颗雷,可以一直追踪那青年的位置。” The rubber and fountain pen hears word were silent, because this matter they know. 橡皮和钢笔闻言都是默了默,因为这件事他们都知道。 But throws the thunder Daoist immortal to say these words, actually said hears intentionally to this man. 而丢雷真君说出这番话,其实是故意说给这名男子听得。 Later, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to put out a hand a finger/refers, untied the tongue hole of man directly: „Therefore now, what words you do have to confess?” 之后,丢雷真君伸手一指,直接解开了男人的舌穴:“所以现在,你有什么话想交代吗？” This tall and strong dwelling place of celestial beings man mouth is very hard: „Hehe, I have nothing wants to say. Do not want from my wrap/sets to any news. Moreover...... I urged you should better not to try to examine my memory, in our dwelling place of celestial beings the human left leeway mansion main incantation seal, if who wants to force to look at our memories, will explode same place. When the time comes, you must die.” 这位魁梧的仙府男子嘴巴很硬:“呵呵,我并没有什么想说的。你们别想从我这里套到任何消息。而且……我劝你们最好也别想试图查看我的记忆,我们仙府中人身上都留有府主的咒印,谁要是想强制看我们的记忆,就会原地爆炸。到时候,你们都得死。” „Same place explosion? Is must add a Thomas to be spiral the spin to ascend to heaven again? Dares to fool us?” “原地爆炸？是不是还要再加个托马斯全旋螺旋升天啊？敢唬我们？” The fountain pen snort/hum, wants to go forward to teach this person. 钢笔哼了一声,想上前教训一下这个人。 However has not begun, was thrown the thunder Daoist immortal to block: „Slow!” 不过还没动手,就被丢雷真君拦下了:“慢！” Threw the thunder Daoist immortal to pull up own beautiful hair, examined under the nape of this man carefully, at once sighs: „He said should real, after the neck, indeed has the trace of incantation seal.” 丢雷真君撩了撩自己的秀发,仔细查看了下这男子的后颈,旋即叹了口气:“他说的应该是真的,脖子后的确有咒印的痕迹。” The Dharma king knit the brows: „Should the Daoist immortal, should do now?” 法王皱了皱眉:“那真君,现在该如何是好？” „Only can make he himself relent the confession.” “只能让他自己松口交代了。” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to look the man who ground said: „Do the people in dwelling place of celestial beings like building up established law own some strange sacrifice? But I heard, this man is extremely as if self-confident about oneself tong strength......” 丢雷真君看着地上的男子说道:“仙府的人都喜欢把自己的某个奇怪祭炼成法器？而我听说,这个男人似乎对自己的曈力极其自信……” The rubber nods: „His tong strength is very indeed strong, the Dharma king Sir had not intended to be shaken the ophthalmorrhagia at that time!” 橡皮点点头:“他的曈力的确很强,法王大人当时还没出手就被震得眼出血了！” The Dharma king felt oneself knee an arrow: „......” 法王感觉自己的膝盖又中了一箭:“……” Can not propose this! Very ashamed! 能不提这茬儿了么！很羞耻啊！ „Very good.” “很好。” Threw the thunder Daoist immortal to smile secretly, sets out to clap on the shoulder of Dharma king: „Dharma king, you wipe out a disgrace now arrived!” 丢雷真君暗暗一笑,起身拍了拍法王的肩:“法王,现在你雪耻的时候到了！” Dharma king: „???” 法王:“？？？” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „Comes the person, hides his eye to me opens. Then the Dharma king you flashes blindly his dog eyes with first deity thunder directly! Till he is willing to incur!” 丢雷真君:“来人,把他的眼皮子给我撑开。然后法王你就用先天神雷直接闪瞎他的狗眼！直到他肯招为止！” Dharma king: „......” 法王:“……”