TDLOIK :: Volume #2 石鬼面篇

#242: These changed magically big shot


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If not the Dharma king personally sees, he cannot think in the villa absolutely besides these three seniors, but also is hiding such many big shot! That powder sends the grey robe little girl of meatball head to be simply terrorist, time that she moves, the whole person results in light together flies...... Ka not to dare to play everywhere randomly! 如果不是法王亲眼所见,他绝对想不到别墅里除了这三位前辈之外,还隐藏着如此之多的大佬!那个粉发丸子头的灰袍小女孩简直恐怖,她动起来的时候,整个人就跟一道光似得到处乱飞……迪迦都不敢这么玩! Side the little girl two muscle robust men, a person wear the straw hat, a person wears the strong armor, the whole body muscle is sturdy, the skeleton is sturdy, stands seems like the mountain general military might there, invisible in gives the person to bring the intense constriction. 还有小女孩身边的两个肌肉壮汉,一人头戴草帽,一人身披坚甲,浑身肌肉壮实,骨骼粗壮,站在那里像是山一般威武,无形之中给人带来强烈的压迫感。 The Dharma king shrank the neck, the vision falls to the nearby old gentleman on: King old seniors...... please ask that these three seniors are?” 法王缩了缩脖子,目光落到边上的老爷子身上:“王老前辈……请问这三位前辈是?” „, You said them.” The old gentleman scratches the head: These are Lingling have changed magically, the prototype that wears the straw hat is the rubber, the body has the prototype of armor is a fountain pen, as for that little girl, the prototype is a tricycle is coming. A short time ago gave back to her to coat with lacquer, apply Guola.” “哦,你说他们啊。”老爷子挠挠头:“这些都是令令点化过的,那个戴草帽的原型是橡皮,身上有铠甲的原型是钢笔,至于那个小女孩,原型是一辆三轮车来着。前不久雷雷还给她上过漆、涂过蜡。” The Dharma king dumbfounded: „......” 法王呆住了:“……” Originally also has this operation? 原来还有这种操作的么? No wonder in this little girl hand takes a tire not to put...... 怪不得这小女孩手上拿着个轮胎不放呢…… Is discussing with Old Master king, entrance sheep man that dwelling place of celestial beings entraining villa, on this him spirit hole hole been startled sealing up, wants the average person compared with the average person now, has no merit to speak of except for the physique greatly radically, perhaps even Ms. Wang this middle-aged women who refine the body period cannot be victorious. 正和王老爷子讨论着呢,门口绵羊已经把那仙府的男子给拽进别墅了,这丫身上的灵窍穴都被惊柯给封住了,现在比普通人还要普通人,除了块头大一点根本一无是处,也许连王妈这个炼体期的中年妇女都打不过。 The men were drawn the gate, then opens big mouth makes the sound, the Dharma king is very strange: He was sealed up the spirit hole hole, how to say the words?” 男子被拖进门,便是张大嘴发出“唔唔唔”的声音,法王很是奇怪:“他被封住了灵窍穴,怎么连话都不会说了?” „, I just sealed up his tongue hole.” The rubber replied: Matter of interrogation, gives to throw the thunder Daoist immortal senior to come, we are the layman are coming.” “哦,我刚刚又封住了他的舌穴。”橡皮回答道:“审讯的事,还是交给丢雷真君前辈来吧,咱们都是外行来着。” The Dharma king are in great surprise: „Did you shout the Daoist immortal?” 法王又是大惊:“你把真君喊来了?” Yes, made the young lord say to us before, throws the thunder Daoist immortal senior to investigate the matter of dwelling place of celestial beings. He has expected the person in this crowd of dwelling places of celestial beings unable to calm down to find the villa to seek troublesome, therefore has passed with us aerobic, once runs into the person in dwelling place of celestial beings to catch directly, then assists to throw the thunder Daoist immortal to come the investigation.” “是啊,之前令小主子对我们说过,丢雷真君前辈一直在调查仙府的事。他早就料到这群仙府的人会沉不住气找到别墅来寻麻烦,所以早就跟我们通好气了,一旦遇到仙府的人直接就地捕捉,然后协助丢雷真君过来调查。” Originally is this......” “原来是这样……” The Dharma king nod, in the heart admired to Wang Ling, makes the honorable person, even these step calculated! Really predicts with great accuracy! 法王点点头,心中对王令更加敬佩了,到底是令真人,连这一步都算到了!果然是料事如神! Was right, in addition, what did the Daoist immortal add?” After having gotten back one's composure, the Dharma king is a grinning expression, he thought that oneself this time delivers the sword personally, how the Daoist immortal must praise him one is! “哦对了,除此之外,真君还说了啥?”回过神后,法王又是一副笑嘻嘻的表情,他觉得自己这次亲自来送剑,真君怎么着也得表扬他一下才是! The rubber falls into once again silent, he did not plan saying that because he knows joke that throws the thunder Daoist immortal, since asked in this share, the rubber decided to reply the doubts of Dharma king finally. 橡皮又一次陷入沉默,原本他不打算说出口的,因为他知道那只是丢雷真君的玩笑话,不过既然问到这个份上了,橡皮最终还是决定回答一下法王的疑惑。 After pondering the moment, the rubber direct opens the mouth, spoke frankly: Threw the thunder Daoist immortal senior saying that wanted you to draw back the group. Also without starting backlashed by the aura, loses face.” 思考了片刻后,橡皮直接开口,直言不讳:“丢雷真君前辈说,要你退群。还没开打就被气息反噬了,太丢脸。” As a man, the carefree and contented body is big, such straightforward. 作为一名汉子,心宽体胖身子大,就是这么的耿直。 The Dharma king have tears streaming down the face: „......”, therefore, oneself this was disliked by the Daoist immortal?! 法王泪流满面:“……”所以,自己这是被真君讨厌了么?! This finishes speaking, dwelling place of celestial beings man, when Malaysia is riding the sheep, the vision looked at a Dharma king strangely. 这话音刚落,把仙府男子当大马骑着的绵羊,目光奇怪地看了眼法王。 She heard the sound of anything disruption probably...... 她好像听到了什么东西碎裂的声音…… ...... …… ...... …… Later, in the kitchen transmitted one hiss the cooking sound, Old Master king and Ms. Wang go to the kitchen personally. Thinks that throws the thunder Daoist immortal to cross the meeting to come, the old gentleman the broccoli gives one previous time is storing and cooks pot soup. 之后,厨房里传来了一阵“嘶啦啦”地炒菜声,王老爷子和王妈亲自下厨。想到丢雷真君过会要来,老爷子把上次屯着的西兰花都给一并炖成了一锅汤。 But in living room in Wang Villa, sits many people, after carrying out task, the fountain pen and rubber are the plan change the primary form directly, but they want, when throws the thunder Daoist immortal to connect with, the duty was ended truly. Therefore before then, they are still staying the human form condition. 而王家别墅的客厅里,也坐着不少人,原本在执行完任务以后,钢笔和橡皮是打算直接变回原形的,不过他们要等到丢雷真君过来交接完毕,任务才算真正结束。所以在此之前,他们依然保持着人形状态。 But Old gentleman, actually demon had not worked as the bystander these Wang Ling have changed magically, quite polite invitation demons have the lunch together. 而老爷子,其实一直没把这些王令点化过的“精怪”当外人,相当客气的邀请精怪们一起共进午餐。 Therefore that noon time, the living room of prince especially lively. 所以这天中午的时候,王家的客厅格外的热闹。 The rubber, fountain pen and sheep have the Dharma king to play the werewolf to kill in the living room, but tied up dwelling place of celestial beings man is treated as the meat pad to sit by the sheep under the buttocks. 橡皮、钢笔、绵羊还有法王正在客厅里玩狼人杀,而被捆住的仙府男子则是一直被绵羊当做肉垫坐在屁股底下。 In villa, besides your three, should have other made honorable person has changed magically the senior?” The Dharma king read eye oneself status card, when leisure of playing cards, asked weakly. “别墅里,除了你们三个,应该还有其他被令真人点化过的前辈吧?”法王看了眼自己的身份卡,趁着打牌的休闲之余,弱弱问道。 Senior is not at all, we were made the demon who the young lord changes magically, is unable to practice, the boundary strong and weak entirely depends on the master. The Dharma king Sir depends on own effort to practice step by step this stage, you are the big senior.” “前辈不敢当,我们只是被令小主子点化的精怪,无法修行,境界的强弱完全取决于主人。法王大人靠着自己的努力一步步修行到这个阶段,您才是大前辈。” The rubber laughs, is humble: In villa naturally continues our three to be changed magically, but can condense the human form besides three of us, the quantity is very limited. Remaining only then pen immortal Sir and Sir horse.” 橡皮哈哈大笑,非常谦逊:“别墅里当然不止我们三个被点化过,但能凝聚成人形的除了我们仨之外,数量很有限。剩下的就只有笔仙大人和马大人了。” These two are......” thunder and lightning Dharma king. “这二位是……”雷电法王。 Pen immortal Sir and ability of Sir horse actually almost, pen immortal Sir, so long as draws a circle, can lead to a random place, but is only restricted in the place that at present in the world can find out by secret inquiry, the effect is similar to transmitting the gate. But space that Sir horse connects, is the extremely dangerous place, possibly is the different dimension, once were curled goes, perhaps this whole life did not come back.” The rubber answered. “笔仙大人和马大人的能力其实差不多,笔仙大人只要画一个圈,就可以把人带到任意的一个地点,不过仅限于目前世界上所能探知到的地点,效果类似于传送门。而马大人所连通的空间,都是极其险恶之地,可能是异次元,一旦被卷进去,也许这辈子都回不来了。”橡皮解释道。 Dharma king hears word, felt that own world outlook was renovated. 法王闻言,感觉自己的世界观被刷新了。 Made the honorable person unexpectedly as strong as this situation, changed magically the magic weapon that became at will, had the so strong ability unexpectedly. 令真人居然强到了这个地步,随意点化而成的法宝,一个个居然都拥有如此强大的能力。 I have an issue......” “我还有一个问题……” The Dharma king deeply inspire, he felt that oneself touched the topic of what taboo, however actually really could not bear the desire of innermost feelings Eight Trigrams (gossip): Three know, origin of startled Sir Ke?” 法王深深吸了口气,他感觉自己触及到了什么禁忌的话题,然而却又实在忍不住内心八卦的欲望:“三位知道,惊柯大人的来历吗?” „, Did you say startled Sir Ke? I also think that the Dharma king senior must ask any strange issue......” rubber hehe smiles. “哦,你说惊柯大人啊?我还以为法王前辈要问什么奇怪的问题呢……”橡皮呵呵一笑。 Actually the concerned startled origin, this matter has not been the secret, initially lost the thunder Daoist immortal arrives at the prince short separation resort the time, Old Master king used short less than ten seconds the startled origin, said. 其实有关惊柯的来历,这事儿早已经不是秘密了,当初丢雷真君来到王家小别墅的时候,王老爷子一口气把惊柯的来历用了短短不到十秒的时间,就讲完了。 Startled Sir Ke, this was made the father of young lord wash initially from the flower-and-bird market.” Rubber brief and to the point reply. “惊柯大人,这是当初令小主子的爸爸从花鸟市场淘来的。”橡皮言简意赅的回答。 Dharma king: „...... Ended?” 法王:“……完了?” Right...... ended.” “对啊……完了。” The rubber nods saying: Moreover, 9981, treat both the young and old honestly!” 橡皮点点头说道:“而且,九九八一把,童叟无欺!” „......” “……” The Dharma king think now very much calm. 法王现在很想冷静一下。 ...... …… ...... …… Probably after moment, Ms. Wang and old gentleman have prepared the lunch, the Dharma king estimated the next time, thought that the Daoist immortal also almost arrived at the villa entrance quickly. 大概一刻后,王妈和老爷子已经准备好午饭了,法王估算了下时间,觉得真君也差不多快到别墅门口了。 The Dharma king looked up in a building: Can call the immortal Sir and Sir horse gets down dines together?” 法王抬头看了眼楼上:“要叫笔仙大人和马大人下来一起用餐吗?” „, This does not use.” The rubber shakes the head: Pen immortal Sir has a problem, is very hypersomnia. Sleeping time, should better not to disturb him.” “哦,这个不用。”橡皮摇摇头:“笔仙大人有个毛病,就是很嗜睡。睡觉的时候,最好不要打扰他。” Dharma king: That...... Sir horse?” 法王:“那……马大人呢?” The fountain pen, rubber and sheep hears word, reveal the frightened look: „Is Dharma king senior, you willing to eat meal with the toilet together?” 钢笔、橡皮和绵羊闻言,纷纷露出惊悚的眼神:“法王前辈,您难道愿意跟马桶一起吃饭么?” Dharma king: „......” 法王:“……”
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