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#107: Two the human observation diary of clam

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On May 21, began school fourth week Thursday. In the morning, Wang Ling such as went out to go to school in the past like that on time. 5月21日,开学第四周周四。这天上午,王令如往常那般准点出门上学去了。 In the bedroom, two clams open some awake song sleepy eyes, took out own small diary from the Wang Ling bed. 卧室里,二蛤睁开有些惺忪的睡眼,从王令的床底下取出了自己的小日记本。 The learning capabilities of two clams are quick, from drawing to being literate, again to learn/study writing, only the time that uses for short three days is not ; Two clams felt oneself have the language study ability . Moreover the monster king who cultivation compared with many same time, has the talent. Writing then earnest difficult on monster clan dark scripture studies, the radical or the structure be much more difficult than the human writing. 二蛤的学习能力很快,从画画到认字,再到学习书写,只用了短短三天不到的时间;二蛤觉得自己是有语言学习能力的,而且要比许多同期修炼的妖王,都更有天赋。妖族黑暗圣典上的文字这才叫真的难学,不论是笔画还是构架都要比人类文字难得多。 Before six years ago that monster beast raging tides approach, the gate of different arrives at the world of human beings already enough 48 times, two clams are the 49 th batch from gate of another of end connection world different monster, arrives monster king who the world of human beings does the destruction. 在六年前的那场妖兽狂潮来临之前,异界之门降临人界已经足足有四十八次,二蛤是第四十九批从连通人类世界的异界之门另一端的妖界,降临人界搞破坏的妖王。 Also was first just arrived at the world, but also without doing many destruction, by a fist the monster king who was destroyed is only left over the Yuan god who...... is the first Yuan god is imprisoned in the world, simultaneously...... is first separates a Yuan god by the monster king who the monster monster kings abandoned simultaneously with great difficulty, was forced to seize to conduct the spirit body fusion, changed the species, turned into a monster king of dog. 也是第一个刚刚降临人间,还没搞多少破坏,就被一拳毁的只剩下元神的妖王……是第一个元神被囚禁在人类世界,同时被妖界众妖王同时遗弃的妖王……更是第一个好不容易分离出元神,又被强制抓走进行灵身融合,改变了物种,变成了一条狗的妖王。 Two clams felt the own pitiful life, has not definitely been able to express in the spoken language, although two clams arrive at the world to reject from the beginning. But gradually, two clams discovered oneself started to be familiar with here, to be used to here life unexpectedly...... it even to feel gradually, in 60 these are going to the high school, only then built the base period human cultivating true virtue, was actually very lovable. 二蛤觉得自己悲惨的一生,已经完全无法用言语来表达,虽然一开始二蛤来到人类世界是拒绝的。但久而久之,二蛤发现自己居然开始渐渐熟悉了这里、习惯了这里的生活……它甚至觉得,六十中那些正在就读高中,只有筑基期的人类修真者,其实还挺可爱的。 When learned the written human writing, two clams start to decide in all and sensibility all that the world sees, records with the form of diary. Later if can have the opportunity to return to monster, this diary itself/Ben is two clam thinks to reading that oneself keep, since perhaps can also by the diary, eliminate monster and world of human beings many years misunderstanding...... 所以在学会了书写人类文字的时候,二蛤就开始决定将自己在人类世界看到的一切、感悟的一切,都用日记的形式记录下来。以后要是能有机会返回妖界,这本日记本就是二蛤自己给自己留的念想,说不定还能借由日记本,消除妖界与人界多年以来的误会…… Title: «Related Monster king Tuntian Clam, Turns into Dog First Human Observation diary» after...... 标题:《有关妖王吞天蛤,变成一条狗之后的第一篇人类观察日记》…… Date: May 21 日期:5月21日 Weather: Clear sky 天气:天晴 Mood: Complex 心情:复杂 At present wish: The present stage hopes that can try hard to cultivate the human form, after hoping this time cultivates the human form,...... me is the oval face. 目前心愿:现阶段希望能努力修炼成人形,但愿这次修炼成人形后……我是瓜子脸。 Following, is the diary main text...... 以下,是日记正文…… This morning breakfast is still the dog grain of New Orleans fly taste, after last night and king Xiaozhu( Wang Ling) the friendly discussion, he decided finally helps me go to the Guo two eggs to take one package of hot fly tastes. Since arriving at the world, very long has not eaten has burnt, thinks can eat spicily, at heart unexpectedly one type light is moved...... 今天早上的早餐依然是新奥尔良苍蝇口味的狗粮,经过昨晚和王小主(王令)的友好协商,他终于决定帮我去向郭二蛋要一包麻辣苍蝇口味的了。自从来到人类世界后,已经很久没有吃过辣了,一想到能吃辣,心里居然有一种淡淡的感动…… After observes to the world initially, the opinion is as follows. 经过对人类世界初步观察,见解如下。 One: In human eliminates extremely some evildoer/monstrous talent member, most people are some normal member also many ordinary human, and loves the peace. Such as in the monster clan hearsay has not said that has the extremely intense threat to the monster clan...... 一:人类中除极个别妖孽份子,绝大多数人都是正常的修士还有许多普通人类,并且非常热爱和平。没有如妖族传闻中所言,对妖族具有极其强烈的威胁…… Two: In the past, the hearsay person clan cultivated true virtue the expert descendant to shoot dead monster Wang Jin wu, causing the matter of monster clan public sentiment being roused to action...... in the world merely was only the legend, in fact did not have descendant person...... 二:当年,传闻人族修真高手后裔射死妖王金乌,引起妖族群情激奋之事……在人类世界仅仅只是神话传说,事实上并没有后裔这个人…… Three: In the monster clan, the legend was intruded the scorpion monster and snake monster that the gate of different seizes the clan seven bottle gourd heroes. In the world merely is only the animated cartoon, does not exist...... 三:在妖族,传说被人族七只葫芦侠闯入异界之门抓走的蝎子妖和蛇妖。在人类世界仅仅只是动画片,根本不存在…… Diary summary: So many years, the monster clan a generation of evil intention has been hired the sailors to have the rhythm by some harboring evil intentions, thus caused...... such as various clan and tribe elders to the world extremely deep misunderstanding can see this diary, can think profoundly, thorough introspection. Thus holds to hide the keyboard monster in our monster clan, avoids regenerating the wicked junction with human. 日记总结:这么多年,妖族一直在被某居心叵测之辈恶意雇水军带节奏,从而引起了对人类世界极深的误会……如各部族长老能看到此篇日记,能深刻思索,深入反省。从而抓住潜藏在我们妖族之中的键盘妖,避免与人类再生恶交。 ...... …… The first diary, should be two clams writes longest one, since many have been two clams arrives at the world six years some experiences. 第一篇日记,应该是二蛤写得最长的一篇,其中多是二蛤来到人间六年以来的一些心得体会。 Two clams have felt, the person the misunderstanding between clans and monster clans is very big, if can sit to discuss in the past well, two between relations so will not be intense. 二蛤一直觉得,人族与妖族之间的误会真的挺大的,如果当年能好好坐下来谈一谈,两界之间的关系也就不会这么紧张。 Naturally, two between contradictions happen for many years, two clams did not count on that depends on an own diary only, can take on the peaceful ambassador. A point that but has to acknowledge is, even if most people likes the peace, but in the person clan or the monster clan, have to maintain the extremist who this clan principle of righteousness angle embarks. 当然,两界之间的矛盾发生多年,二蛤也不指望单靠自己的一本日记本,就能担当和平大使。但不得不承认的一点是,哪怕是绝大多数人喜好和平,可不论是人族还是妖族中,都有着以维护本族大义角度出发的极端分子。 If the monster clan wants to be on good terms with the person clan, two clams thought that solves these extremists, is a big key aspect. 如果妖族想和人族交好,二蛤觉得解决这些极端分子,也是一大关键因素。 Wrote down such a big pile voluminous, two clams closed the diary, the stopper returned to under the bed again...... 洋洋洒洒写下了这么一大堆,二蛤合上了日记本,重新塞回了床底下…… Although two clams dropped out oneself matter heart to have the enmity to the past monster clan, but missing to monster clan hometown, was bigger than two clam's complaints eventually. 虽然二蛤对当年妖族抛下自己的事一直心有怨怼,但对妖族故乡的思念,终究还是大过了二蛤本身的怨念。 Perhaps in the past, dropping out oneself left is also the choice of having no other choice...... 也许当年,抛下自己离开也是不得已的选择吧…… Two clams by the skylight of Wang Ling bedroom, are looking at outside that wheel a little dazzling Sun. Sun of monster clan is the purple black, two clams are looking at Sun on sky, suddenly remembered own brothers small chicken. 二蛤透过王令卧室的天窗,望着外面那轮有点耀眼的太阳。妖族的太阳是紫黑色的,二蛤望着天空上的太阳,突然想起自己的兄弟幺鸡了。 small chicken, in the monster king Quan chicken king, the person delivers beginning the nickname number chicken. 幺鸡,妖王圈中的鸡王,人送外号初号鸡。 In the past and small chicken cultivated together time, every day to the morning, small chicken will send out resonantly howled...... 当年和幺鸡一起修炼的时候,每天到了早上,幺鸡就会发出嘹亮的吼叫…… If were not the gate of different closed initially ahead of time, small chicken flushed to rescue absolutely own...... 如果不是当初异界之门提前关闭,幺鸡绝对冲出来救自己的吧…… Also does not know beginning number chicken fellow how...... 也不知道初号鸡这家伙到底怎么样了…… Two clams lie on the ground, flung the green tail, in the heart such as thinks. 二蛤趴在地上,甩起了绿尾巴,心中如是想。 ...... …… ...... …… Here two clams just finished oneself observation diary, another side, Shanshui Manor Manager Song report also came out. 这边二蛤刚写完了自己的观察日记,另一边,山水庄园宋主管的调查报告也出来了。 On this day early morning time, foreign language research office in Song in charge of returning to Shanshui Manor, two subordinates have handed over the material: „Manager Song, has checked......” 这天清早的时候,宋主管回到山水庄园的外语研究办公室,身边的两个下属就已经把资料递过来了:“宋主管,已经查到了……” „Such quickly?” Manager Song was a little astonished. “这么快？”宋主管有点讶异。 „Because the face material is quite clear, moreover after the opposite party simply has not used the method that is easy to accommodate to hide the status...... our technical personnel sneak cultivates true virtue the database of police authorities, quick on ratio to result.” The suit male of tall person replied. “因为脸部资料比较清晰,而且对方根本没有利用易容的手段来隐藏身份……我们的技术人员潜入修真警局的数据库后,很快就比对出了结果。”高个子的西装男回答道。 „It seems like this person is very self-confident about oneself.” Manager Song selected the eyebrow. “看来这个人对自己还挺自信。”宋主管挑了挑眉毛。 The suit male perspiration of short person under: „Manager first looks at the material of this person...... this is the becoming famous thorn head.” 矮个子的西装男汗了下:“主管还是先看一下这个人的资料吧……这是个出了名的刺头。” Become famous...... punctures the head? 出了名的……刺头？ Only hears this description, the innermost feelings of Manager Song thump, has not a good premonition immediately. 光是听到这个描述,宋主管的内心立刻咯噔了一下,顿生起了一种不好的预感。 When he opens the survey data, sees the say/way number of this person clearly time, feeling that the whole person one scalp blasts open immediately. 而当他打开调查资料,清清楚楚看到这个人的道号的时候,整个人顿时有一种头皮炸裂的感觉。 ...... Lying trough!? How is he!? ……卧槽！？怎么是他！？ The senior manager could not bear rub Sun, if were only the general god period said but actually fortunately...... may this, was not a common person! 老主管忍不住揉了揉太阳,如果只是一般的化神期倒还好说……可偏偏这一位,不是一位寻常人啊！ Throws the thunder Daoist immortal, cultivates true virtue the forum altar/jar main...... now the Cultivation World most famous thorn head, takes doing as the typical representative of honor. Doing dying big senior in legend! Become famous crafty hooligan! 丢雷真君,修真论坛坛主……当今修真界最有名的刺头,以作死为荣的典型代表。传说中的作死大前辈！出了名的滚刀肉！
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