Since the hospital Chen father fierce such as the mouth of tiger is escaping the attack after beam tiger one, four -year-old Chen Chao as if comprehended related „the art of language”...... 自打医院里陈爸对着梁虎一顿猛如虎的嘴遁进攻后,四岁的陈超似乎领悟到了有关“语言的艺术”…… Therefore, next day Chen Chao has not stared at that to be continued the to rub tree by the to rub half bare old locust tree, but held «Mutual promotion of the five elements Comprehensive work» looked under locust tree's bottom. 于是,隔日的陈超没有盯着那颗已经被撸的半秃的老槐树继续撸树,而是捧了一本《相生大全》在槐树底下看了起来。 Chen father thought that Chen Chao received the stimulation from yesterday's matter probably, has not recovered. Sits reads this operation under locust tree's bottom, being away from look far away to having the illness was the same. 陈爸觉得陈超大概是从昨天的事情里受了刺激,还没回过神来。坐在槐树底下看书这种操作,隔着大老远看过去就跟得了自闭症一样。 He has not worried to urge Chen Chao to cultivate, but follows to sit side Chen Chao enlightens carefully: „Son, cultivates the body technique, self-cultivation. You bravely stepped forward yesterday, saved that pitiful mute miss, the father I am very gratified.” 他也没着急催着陈超去修炼,而是跟着坐在陈超身边细心开导:“儿子,修炼体术,修身养性。你昨天挺身而出,救了那位可怜的哑姑娘,老爸我很欣慰。” To be honest, Chen Chao progress is very big, as the father, Chen Yi indeed felt a joyful feeling from the heart. Nowadays, holds throwing down old women needs the courage, a person had/left the 5 or 6-year-old child facing several not to mention solitarily greatly. 老实说,陈超的进步很大,作为父亲,陈义的确感到了一种发自内心的喜悦感。这年头,扶个摔倒的老太太都是需要勇气的,更别提只身一个人面对几个比自己大出了五六岁的孩子。 Chen father thought that in Chen Chao bone 100 inherited his gene, some above, somewhat hot blooded, is a fearless individuality, moreover this individuality wants to come some. 陈爸觉得陈超的骨子里面100是遗传了他的基因,有些上头、有些热血、是个天不怕地不怕的个性,而且这种个性要比自己来得更甚一些。 When four -year-old Chen Chao, looks like in Chen father compared with his four years old of that little while, has the courage. 四岁时的陈超,在陈爸看来要比他四岁那会儿,更有勇气。 All hit beam tiger matter regarding Chen Chao yesterday, Chen father has no blame completely, but is a person assumes full responsibility of this burden/shoulder pole, right and wrong Liang and his son heart like bright mirror. Yesterday he paid that medical expenses at the scene, making beam Heng unable to pick up the fault completely, instead was the son who his did not make every effort to succeed is unforgiving in the hospital, making many people look at the joke. 所有对于陈超昨天打了梁虎的事,陈爸完全没有任何责怪,而是一个人将这担子包揽下来,是非对错梁家父子心如明镜。昨天他当场将那医药费给付了,让梁恒完全挑不出错处来,反而是他那不争气的儿子在医院里不依不饶的,让不少人看了笑话。 However does not know that which link had problems, today's Chen Chao appears, as if some „self-closing”...... 但是不知道哪个环节出问题了,今天的陈超显得,似乎有些“自闭”…… Chen father in the organization language, he wants to ascertain: „Son, yesterday's matter, you not wrong, therefore......” 陈爸在组织语言,他想问清楚:“儿子,昨天的事,你没有错,所以……” „I know.” Chen Chaopeng «Crosstalk Comprehensive work» replied: „Father, I now, is pursuing the language the art.” “我知道。”陈超捧着《相声大全》回答:“老爸,我现在,正在追求语言的艺术。” „Language...... the art of language?” “语……语言的艺术？” „Gentleman talked does not begin, the father beam tiger of your resentment was dumbfounded yesterday, was really graceful! Therefore I felt, usually in except for the practicing body four limbs, the glib lips must cultivation.” Chen Chao whole face excited replied. “君子动口不动手,老爸昨天你怼的梁虎哑口无言,实在是太帅了！所以我觉得,平日里除了修行身体四肢,嘴皮子也得修炼一下。”陈超满脸激动的回答道。 Chen father had nothing to say in reply at once unexpectedly, indeed was the yesterday's last link has problems! 一时之间陈爸竟无言以对,敢情是昨天最后一个环节出问题了啊！ He really could not get used to seeing the bad attitude that beam tiger is unforgiving at that time, this spur...... teaches this kind of bear child is very actually easy, yesterday was only that several issues that he asked that to beam tiger this having neither learning nor skill second generation of rich, was sees the blood radically. 他当时是实在看不惯那梁虎不依不饶的恶劣态度,这才出嘴的……教训这类熊孩子其实很容易,昨天光是他提的那几个问题,对梁虎这种不学无术的富二代而言,根本就是针针见血。 Chen father does not have to think oneself stimulated oneself son unexpectedly regarding the charm of pursue language art. 陈爸没想到自己无意间居然激发了自家儿子对于追求语言艺术的魅力。 He cannot bear smile: „Do you in this crosstalk comprehensive work, what language discover the art?” 他忍不住笑起来:“那你在这相声大全里,都发现什么语言的艺术啦？” Four -year-old Chen Chao thinks, replied earnestly: „Smokes!” 四岁的陈超想了想,认真回答:“抽烟！” Chen father: „......” 陈爸:“……” Chen Chao: „Drinks!” 陈超:“喝酒！” Chen father: „......” 陈爸:“……” Chen Chao: „Gets a permanent!” 陈超:“还有烫头！” Chen father: „But you are a child, the minor does not permit to smoke to drink, this is also the parental instruction of our family/home.” 陈爸:“可你是小孩子,未成年人不准抽烟喝酒,这也是我们家的家训。” Chen Chao: „But...... this does not have to get a permanent!” 陈超:“可是……这不是还有烫头么！” „Un, you said very reasonable, son.” Chen father shows a faint smile. “恩,你说的很有道理呢,儿子。”陈爸微微一笑。 Therefore, in Chen Chao fourth that year. 于是,在陈超四岁那年。 For does not let son excessive pursue „the art of language”, wholly-absorbed practices from the matter technique, Chen father tricked in the barber shop Chen Chao, and issued the general code word of haircut to the barber: „Helps my son clip little on the line.” 为了不让儿子过分的追求“语言的艺术”,专心的从事体术修行,陈爸把陈超忽悠到了理发店里,并对理发师下达了理发的通用暗语:“帮我儿子剪短一点点就行。” That year, Chen Chao four years old...... 那一年,陈超四岁…… That year, Chen Chao head turned into the board inch. 那一年,陈超的头型就变成了板寸。 And, this head plate inch has continued today...... 并且,这一头板寸一直延续到了今天…… ...... …… After Liang had that friction, the strength ultra martial arts school of Chen, the business suddenly improved. Chen father new month, in the martial arts school recruited about 20 disciples, before is studies, compared with Chen Chao at the worst is several years old. 和梁家产生了那次摩擦之后,陈家的力超武道馆,生意突然变好了起来。陈爸这新的一个月,武道馆里又多招收了将近二十个弟子,很多都是学前的,比陈超大不了几岁。 Can facilitate the reason of this matter to have two. 能促成这件事的原因有二。 First, a balanced magic arts hall of Liang is always the signboard hall in this block, the son who may be the hall manager, a beam/sorghum tiger ten -year-old child lost to four -year-old Chen Chao, this matter passed on at that time from the hospital. 第一,梁家的均衡法术道馆一直以来都是这片区的招牌道馆,可作为道馆馆长的儿子,粱虎一个十岁的孩子输给了四岁的陈超,这事儿当时就从医院里头传出去了。 Therefore the day, people exclaim in surprise in „iron palm” might. 于是那一天,人们都惊叹于“铁砂掌”的威力。 No one thinks that a four -year-old child palm gets down, can make into the mummy beam/sorghum tiger...... 没人想到一个四岁的孩子这一掌下去,能把粱虎打成木乃伊…… Naturally, in this matter naturally also has the exaggerating ingredient of incorrectly relaying an erroneous message, after all no one is matter experience, the person who first spreads the news knew by the event of hearsay, recombination beam/sorghum tiger that pitiful miserable chart, the map-read speech. 当然,这事儿里面自然也有以讹传讹的夸张成分,毕竟谁都不是事情经历者,最先传出消息的人就知道凭借着道听途说的事件,再结合粱虎那张可怜兮兮的惨图,看图说话了。 Second, Chen Chao and beam tiger this, helped the strength ultra martial arts school make the reputation directly. The body technique hall that Chen father operated is not bad in the original prestige, since the magic arts class/flow emerges, the apprentices in inn tailed off slowly. But of present, made the current capacity the hall forcefully...... 第二,陈超与梁虎这一架,也是直接帮力超武道馆打出了名声。原本陈爸经营的这家体术馆在原来的声誉也不差,可是自从法术流兴起之后,馆子里的学徒才慢慢变少了。而现在的这一架,硬生生地把道馆打出了流量来…… On in addition the person, is an animal that likes following. 外加上人嘛,都是一种喜欢跟风的动物。 The guardians thought that the children of others family/home are more outstanding, the first response definitely will not be own child learning capability will have the issue, more guardian's responses thought will be the way of making up for a missed lesson is not certainly right! 家长们觉得别人家的孩子更优秀,第一反应绝对不会是自家的孩子学习能力是不是有问题,更多家长的反应是觉得一定是补课的方式不对！ After Chen Chao and matter of beam tiger time beam tiger ends, had the guardian to register immediately Chen father's body technique hall, however here population of this registration more changed more...... also many people to draw back the school expense to come from the balanced say/way hall to register much. 陈超和梁虎的时间梁虎的事情落幕后,就有家长立刻报名了陈爸的体术馆,然而这报名的人数越变越多……还有不少人是从均衡道馆那边退了学费来这边报名的。 Chen father has almost been able to associate to beam Hengqi results in the appearance of heart stopper. 陈爸几乎已经可以联想到梁恒气得心塞的模样。 In brief this matter to Chen father is advantages are accompanied by disadvantages. 总之这件事对陈爸来说算是有利有弊。 The advantage is, the business of their family/home improved, in the evening goes back not to use, because the business is too bad is punished by forcing to kneel to rub the clothes board...... 利处在于,他们家的生意变好了,晚上回去再也不用因为生意太差被罚跪搓衣板…… But the drawback is also very obvious. 但弊端也很明显。 His that Senior Brother beam Heng, started to like with him struggling from before. 他的那位师兄梁恒,从以前开始就喜欢与他争。 In the past their a university female teacher, because the real soul talk took risk to kiss his greatly, his Senior Brother thinks that this teacher was his girlfriend, next month this female teacher capturing/raiding, was then performing the tongue to kiss the wiredrawing in front of the valentine day to him...... 当年他们的一个大学女老师因为真心话大冒险亲了他一下,他的师兄就以为这老师是他女友,下个月就把这个女老师给攻略了,然后在情人节面前对着他表演舌吻拉丝…… Now captures the business of his balanced say/way hall, what god knows can this unlucky Senior Brother have to damage to draw on to cope with itself? 现在自己这边无意间抢了他均衡道馆的生意,天知道这倒霉的师兄又会出什么损招来对付自己？ Chen father are actually indifferent. 陈爸自己倒是无所谓。 He looked at inside garden Chen Chao, always thought that is a little in suspense. 他看了眼庭院里头的陈超,总觉得有点放心不下。 During is considering, the courtyard entrance of their family/home came a pair of familiar person's shadow. 正思量之中,他们家的院子门口来了一对熟悉的人影。 Wang Xiaoling and her mother, appeared in the entrance of Chen Jia dao Hall, mother and daughter snuggle mutually is standing in that „strength ultra say/way hall” under the inscribed horizontal tablet, in the vision had several points to feel grateful, brings some timid. 王小玲和她的母亲,出现在了陈家道馆的门口,母女两人互相依偎着站在那块“力超道馆”的匾额下方,目光中带着几分感激,也带着些许的胆怯。 „I am looks for the manager......” Wang Xiaoling's mother open the mouth, the sound somewhat shivers. “我是来找馆长的……”王小玲的妈妈开口,声音有些颤抖。