Then waits for yellow is also cool, is not the three joint hearing in prison, but is the family discipline of old demon serves. 接下来等待黄又凉的,不是监狱里的三堂会审,而是老魔头的家法伺候。 Because the mahjong group has joined the reason of making reparations class, their final judgement will therefore also delay. 因为麻将组已经加入赎罪班的缘故,他们的最终裁决也会因此而延迟。 Now the old demon and dwelling place of celestial beings mansion main as well as evil sword god, three people lived in the prison had days, felt here like the family/home. 如今老魔头、仙府府主以及邪剑神,三人都在监狱里住了有一段日子了,感觉这里就像家一样。 Inside people are the talent, the speech are also very all of pleasant to hear...... 里面的人个个都是人才,说话又很好听…… Their every day work are responsible for some crops cultivations in prison as well as help General Bai process the criminal who issues a warrant for arrest secretly, these can accumulate the merit point, when adjudicates finally time they will consider to commute a sentence according to merit points. 他们现在每天的工作就是负责监狱里的一些农作物养殖以及帮助柏将军秘密处理掉一些正在通缉的罪犯,这些都是可以积功德点的,等到最终裁决的时候他们会根据功德点的点数来考虑减刑。 As the saying goes works is not possible to work, is three people of sins is extremely grave, perhaps the remaining years of life must make reparations in the prison. 有道是打工是不可能打工的,可是三人的罪孽太过深重,恐怕余生都要在监狱里赎罪。 However old demon person is an optimist, the psychological adjustment ability is very strong, the manages that in the prison the manages eats drinks, he lives for a lifetime is all right here. So long as he General changed/easy fulfilled the initial commitment, began using the wheel of time, found the reincarnation of his girlfriend. 不过老魔头这人是个乐天派,心理调节能力很强,监狱里管吃的管喝的,他一辈子住在这里都没事。他只要易将军履行当初的承诺,启用时间之轮,找到他女友的转世。 This requires the time. 这需要时间。 The government authorities organization, understood that...... knocks a chapter in that bradypus tridactylus with crazy animal city to result. 官府机构嘛,都懂得……敲个章都跟疯狂动物城里的那只树懒似得。 Therefore must walk to the examination from the flow is very long, old demon even need to be patient, cannot anxiously be anxious. 所以从流程到审批要走很久,老魔头甚至自己需要耐心,急是急不得的。 Generally speaking, the day in first prison is also comfortable. 总体来说,松海市第一监狱里的日子还算是舒坦。 Tills the fields the work, the early rising, rests at sundown. 耕田劳动,日出而作,日落而息。 The meridians do not pass also to receive the duty that General Bai issues to process several poor fierce criminals extremely occasionally. 经络不通了还能偶尔接到柏将军布置的任务去处理掉几个穷凶恶极的罪犯。 Several days ago they have had the duty. 几天前他们才出过任务。 The goal is a rainy night sex fiend, likes revealing two wool legs to throw over a red raincoat to handle affairs in the wet weather. This person of movement rapidness extremely, there is a weather to cover, many girls by rice shoot, but also without the response seasoned person was pregnant...... 目标是一个雨夜色魔,喜欢露着两条毛腿披着一件红色雨衣在下雨天行事。这人的动作极其之快,又有天气打着掩护,不少姑娘都遭了秧,还没反应过来人就怀孕了…… When the mahjong group found this rainy night sex fiend, three people encircle this sex fiend. 麻将组找到这雨夜色魔时,三个人把这色魔团团围住。 The anomaly that „you...... you......” have not been arrested is shocked, has not thought completely can be this aspect. “你……你们不是已经……”被捕的变态惊呆,完全没想到会是这副局面。 However that is several days ago matter that does...... 不过那都是好几天前做的事了…… This kind of goods old demon and the others contacted the dark faction saw were many, caught these people to dislike dirty own hand. 这类货色老魔头等人接触暗派的时候见了多了,抓这些人都嫌脏了自己的手。 However this is also helpless the action, the road of making reparations, said that anti- is long. 然这也是无奈之举,赎罪之路,道阻且长。 ...... …… On this day, top grade prison cell inside old demon and journey Yu are studying the face-painting, without the eye shadow evil sword god has the duty is a weak chicken, therefore they must strive oneself craftsmanship. 这一天,特级牢房里头老魔头与程昱正在研究化妆术,没有眼影的邪剑神出任务就是个弱鸡,所以他们必须精进自己的手艺。 But this application obtained beam Yuchang examination. 而这份申请得到了梁狱长的审批。 beam Yuchang delivered cosmetics of gunnysack to them, inside anything thing has. 梁狱长给他们送了一麻袋的化妆品,里面什么东西都有。 „Such all?” Unties the gunnysack, the old demon gawked under. “这么全？”解开麻袋,老魔头愣了下。 „Is the airport deducts, I asked a colleague in my airport to want.” beam Yuchang moderately say/way. “都是机场扣下的,我找了我一个机场的同事要的。”梁狱长语气平和道。 The prisoners are also the person, needs some entertainments naturally, but old demon and the others inside prison except for fighting landlord and playing mahjong, is developing other entertaining projects, prison three people of mothers' good plays are performing quietly. 囚犯也是人,自然而然也需要一些娱乐消遣,而老魔头等人在监狱里头除了斗地主、搓麻将,也同时在开发着其他自娱自乐项目,一场监狱三人娘的好戏正在悄然上演。 However inside the mahjong group is three grown men, putting on make-up also is really first chapter...... 不过麻将组里头是三个大男人,化妆还真是头一回…… „How can use?” journey Yu asked. “要怎么用？”程昱问道。 The old demon first choice several cosmetics came out, he has not put on make-up, but depending on him in the impressions of these cosmetics to the former girlfriend putting on make-up package, can distinguish the lipstick and bb to be crisp vaguely, eye cream and so on thing. 老魔头挑了几件化妆品出来,他没化过妆,但凭他对前女友化妆包里那些化妆品的印象,依稀还是可以分辨出口红、bb爽、眼霜之类的东西。 When selects the thing he thought suddenly, inside the mahjong group three people, has discussed the girlfriend on him probably...... 在挑东西的时候他忽然想到了,麻将组三个人里头,好像就他谈过女朋友…… „First gives a try, this is the lipstick, spreads to him first.” “先试试看吧,这个是口红,给他涂上先。” „Doesn't practice the picture eye shadow?” “不是练习画眼影吗？” „Plays in any case, casual picture.” “反正都是玩,随便画呗。” Therefore after two people equaled next, then starts to start to fiddle with on the face of evil sword god respectively. 于是两人合计了下后,便开始各自在邪剑神的脸上开始捣鼓。 Evil sword god who does not spread the eye shadow with young wife of being a scapegoat, whatever two people practice fraud. 不涂眼影的邪剑神就跟受气的小媳妇的,任由两人上下其手。 After several minutes, has spread the lipstick, to put on the wig, to mark the eye shadow, to smear the evil sword god of cheek rouge formally to present. 几分钟后,已经涂好了口红、戴上了假发、画上了眼影、抹上了腮红的邪剑神正式亮相。 „I feel also good.” journey Yu appraises. “我觉得还行。”程昱评价。 „Un, now this degree, has been close in infinitely confusing the lip elder sister.” The old demon nods. “恩,现在这个程度,已经无限接近于迷唇姐了。”老魔头点点头。 However quick, two people knit the brows, because they discovered that this eye shadow spreads does not have the effect, the evil sword god has not changed the personality because of their dressing to do one's toilet. 不过很快,两人皱了皱眉,因为他们发现这个眼影涂得并没有效果,邪剑神并没有因为他们的上妆而改换人格。 „Spread wrong?” journey Yu a little has a headache. “涂错了？”程昱有点头疼。 „Everything is difficult to do at very beginning, comes little.” “万事开头难,一点点来吧。” The old demon pinched the face of evil sword god: „Old evil this is very lovable, don't you feel?” 老魔头捏了捏邪剑神的脸:“老邪这样还挺可爱的,你不觉得吗？” „Emmm......” journey Yuding the face of evil sword god, carefully was looking. “emmm……”程昱盯着邪剑神的脸,仔细看了看。 „old journey, you acknowledged. You like old evil, I heard your heartbeat.” Old demon deceitful smiles. “老程,你就承认了吧。你是不是喜欢老邪,我都听到你的心跳声了。”老魔头奸诈的一笑。 „Heartbeat???” The dwelling place of celestial beings mansion main is a little ignorant. “心跳？？？”仙府府主有点懵。 Indeed, in the air has a heartbeat vibration sound of very powerful, but this sound is not he sends absolutely. 的确,空气里有一股很强力的心跳震动声,但这股声音绝对不是他发出来的。 Whose heartbeat is this? 这是谁的心跳？ When several people have doubts, the front door of top grade prison cell was opened, before a prison guard, that yellow was also cool sending under custody, held inside. 正当几人疑惑时,特级牢房的大门被打开,一名狱警将之前那位黄又凉给押送了进来,一脚揣进了里头。 „Yo, comes the rookie!” The old demon went bad happily, but he saw this person of face, immediately face one black. “哟,又来新人啦！”老魔头高兴坏了,不过他看到了这人的脸,当即老脸一黑。 At this time, saw old demon and the others yellow is also cool has frightened the leg to be soft, stands cannot come to a stop, whole person tread touchdown unceasing relieving ; „You...... do not come!” 此时,见到老魔头等人的黄又凉已经吓得腿软,站都站不稳,整个人蹬着地不断后缩;“你们……你们不要过来哇！” Old demon...... 老魔头…… The dwelling place of celestial beings mansion main...... also has, evil sword god! 仙府府主……还有,邪剑神！ He believes firmly that oneself has not misread! 他确信自己没有看错！ What makes his frightened is, these three people unexpectedly also in a prison cell...... 更让他惊悚的是,这三个人居然还在一间牢房里…… Yellow the cool heartbeat quickly, nearly must suffocate extremely anxiously. 黄又凉心跳极快,紧张地近乎要窒息。 He regrets now extremely oneself in these appraisals that online sends carelessly. 他现在极度后悔自己在网上胡乱发的那些评价。 What a pity, in the world regret after the fact...... 可惜,世上并没有后悔药…… „Was you...... said that this was an oestrus Teddy?” “就是你吧……说本座是一只发情的泰迪？” The old demon light voice of melted in the middle of the air, the sound was not loud, actually brought the greatest trembling feeling. 老魔头淡淡的声音融进了空气当中,声音不大,却给人带来莫大的颤栗感。 However, the interrogation had not finished, yellow was also cool the mouth to spit the foam to faint deadly in the past. 然而,审问还没完毕,黄又凉已经口吐白沫晕死过去。 journey Yu: „Can wake him?” 程昱:“要弄醒他么？” The old demon beckons with the hand: „Might as well, today delivers to give us the van person to have many, these online have issued some improper opinions. Can call it the keyboard hero, calling the sailors is also good.” 老魔头摆摆手:“无妨,今天送进来给我们van的人有不少,这些都是在网上发布过一些不当言论的。可以称之为键盘侠,叫水军也行。” Here, finishes speaking, out of the door as if some people delivered...... 这边,话音刚落,门外似乎又有人送到了…… These are startled following the keyboard hero who the mesh wire caught in the past, now puts on the handcuff to line up in formation out the top grade prison cell. 这些都是惊柯顺着网线过去抓到的键盘侠,如今都被戴上了手铐列队在特级牢房门外。 Such momentum looks at journey Yu to shake: „So many people?” 这样的声势看得程昱都是一震:“这么多人？” These people cry one group, weeps with loud noise, frightens trembles. 这些人哭成一团,声泪俱下,吓得瑟瑟发抖。 Only is at present, this has 26, moreover population also in continuous increase. 光是眼前的,这就已经有二十六个了,而且人数还在源源不断的增加。 First, in the prison becomes such lively. 头一回,监狱里变得这么热闹。 Is this population , were too rather many...... in a short less than 15 minutes of time, the top grade prison cell entrance has stood in long lines, the population was to also rise dramatically over 100...... 就是这人数,未免也太多了点……短短十五分钟不到的时间里,特级牢房门口已经大排长龙,人数也是飙升到了一百以上…… journey Yu deeply feels to shock: „That is, network sailors......” 程昱深感震撼:“这就是,网络水军嘛……” The old demon snort/hum opened the door, one step takes, the keyboard heroes kneel beg for mercy: „I and other profound self-examinations, all listen to the big commanding officer command!” 老魔头哼了一声打开牢门,一步迈出,众键盘侠纷纷跪地求饶:“我等深刻反思,全听大都督号令！”