TDLOIK :: Volume #10 惊柯篇②

#936: You have the skill to hit me!( This chapter is extremely comfortable)

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These ip addresses that white Qiaocha arrives in online really have the considerable excessive opinion, their occupations are different, some are the official, some are the ordinary office worker, some are the students in school, the details of these people by white Qiaoba upside down, on the difference are known the underpants were what color. 白鞘查到的这几个ip地址在网上确实都有相当过分的言论,他们的职业都不一样,有的是公务员、有的是普通的上班族、有的则是学校里的学生,这些人的详细资料都被白鞘扒了个底朝天,就差知道内裤是什么颜色了。 Although the occupation different and variously aged and is different, but their common ground that is: Lives is failed. 虽然职业不同、年龄不同、性格不同,但他们有一个共同点那就是:活得都很失败。 „Later I will first ask them to chat, if they do not admit mistakes, you fly to know directly.” white Qiaodian the root spicy strip, said. “待会我会先去找他们聊天,要是他们不认错,你就直接飞过去知道吗。”白鞘点了根辣条,说道。 „Graciousness......” startled nods. “恩……”惊柯点点头。 Without the means that family's young married women are too really maneating, he has to comply according to the meaning of white sheath. 没有办法,家里的婆娘实在太凶悍,他只好按照白鞘的意思照做。 The person who must first check, the ip address came from the valuable bay, this is magnificence Xiuguo provinces and cities, but is a little special, this provinces and cities are located in an island, faces each other across the sea to magnificence Xiuguo, to very nearly. However since the ancient times then with magnificence Xiuguo all as one, is magnificence Xiuguo an inalienable part! 第一个要查的人,ip地址来自于宝湾,这是华修国的一个省市,不过有点特别,这个省市位于一座小岛上,离华修国隔海相望,离得很近。但是自古以来便和华修国俱为一体,是华修国不可分割的一部分！ the coordinates of ip address is one calls to render back the money the place of game work room to send, this gizmondo mainly produces some terrifying games, because «Cultivates true virtue the relations of Simulator» fire, in the manufacture person heart of work room is not balanced, then mobilizes the staff members to brush the difference to comment. ip地址的坐标是一家叫还钱游戏工作室的地方发出来的,这个游戏公司主要制作一些恐怖游戏,因为《修真模拟器》大火的关系,工作室的制作人心中不平衡,便发动全体员工刷差评。 Then the responsible person, the white sheath naturally found on this work room boss. 那么责任人,白鞘自然找到了这位工作室老板身上。 Renders back the money the game work room boss, yellow is also cool, the valuable bay province person, 43 years old, is engaged in the independent game research and development effort mainly. 还钱游戏工作室老板,黄又凉,宝湾省人,43岁,主要从事独立游戏研发工作。 Because «Cultivates true virtue the Simulator» fire, issued massive difference comments made white Qiao catch, but white Qiao also discovered through the same ip address other excessive opinions that this yellow the cool boss online issued...... this person insulted unexpectedly cultivates true virtue the leader in country's!- Simply is bold! 因《修真模拟器》大火,发布了大量差评让白鞘逮了个正着,而白鞘也通过同一ip地址发现了这位黄又凉老板在网上发布的其他过分的言论……这个人居然侮辱修真国的领导人！-简直是胆大包天！ white Qiao could not bear, interrogated with Boss yellow with the compulsory method directly directly. 白鞘忍不住了,直接用强制性手段直接与黄老板进行质问。 Today's Boss yellow is still very depressed and aggrieved, «Cultivates true virtue Simulator» attains changing beyond all recognition that successfully makes him envy greatly, he also plays the game, why hasn't he obtained the proper return?- It is not good! This is the mistake of the world! 今天的黄老板依旧很郁闷和憋屈,《修真模拟器》的大获成功使他嫉妒的面目全非,他也是做游戏的,为什么他就没有得到应有的回报？-不行！这都是世界的错！ Boss yellow sits in the toilet, starts to land own trumpet crazily is cursing various matters. 黄老板坐在马桶上,开始登陆自己的小号疯狂的咒骂着各种事。 In the domestic news, he must go to a ginseng/partake foot: „What? Does the home have to hold the blade offending somebody? The home is unsafe! Overseas good! Immigrates to go to the overseas like me a bit faster! The overseas air is good! Never has the haze! Democracy and freedom! Moon may be round!” 国内新闻上,他要去参一脚:“什么？国内又有持刀伤人事件啦？国内就是不安全啊！还是国外好！快点像我一样移民到国外去吧！国外的空气多好啊！从来没有雾霾！又民主又自由！月亮可圆啦！” In the entertainment story, he must go to a ginseng/partake foot: „What? Did Kun Kun turn into nba to propagandize the ambassador? Why this Kun Kun? I also think that is my family's Kun Kun, my family Kun Kun is good! Repairs the country in the meter/rice is a world famous pet dog, why does Kun Kun of your human bring to compare with my family overseas Kun Kun?” 娱乐新闻上,他要去参一脚:“什么？坤坤变成nba宣传大使了？为什么这个坤坤？我还以为是我家的鲲鲲,我家鲲鲲多好啊！在米修国就是一条国际知名的宠物犬,你们人类的坤坤凭什么拿来和我家国外的鲲鲲比？” In the social news, he must butt in: „Yeah, I said, the domestic house price is expensive, price is expensive, overseas many! Our overseas anything is cheap! Going to the foreign life is to maintain important matter that may continue holds the development! Immigrates with me a bit faster together!” 社会新闻上,他要去插一脚:“哎,我就说,国内房价贵、物价贵,国外就好多啦！咱们国外什么都便宜！去国外生活才是维持可续持发展的大计！快点跟我一起移民吧！” The life news said, he must butt in: „Said the domestic false between-meal snack are many! The rice is the plastic does! The oil is the hogwash oil! I never eat! These trash between-meal snack, for example the potato chips, the spicy strip and simple surface, do not know that fries in oil with anything, I never bump!” 生活新闻说上,他还要插一脚:“都说了国内假零食多！大米都是塑料做的！油都是地沟油！我从不吃！那些垃圾零食,比如薯片、辣条、干脆面,都不知道是用什么油炸出来的,我从来不碰！” Just sent these words, Boss yellow felt suddenly heart one cold, he sat in the toilet felt that oneself back was similar the pair of dead fish eye to gaze at itself. 刚刚发完这句话,黄老板突然感觉心头一凛,他坐在马桶上感觉自己的背后仿佛有一双死鱼眼在注视着自己。 What situation? 什么情况？ How to feel coolly? 怎么感觉凉飕飕的？ About Boss yellow looked in all directions, his back obviously is a porcelain brick wall! 黄老板左右四顾了下,他的背后明明是一堵瓷砖墙啊！ Will he in the restroom single room in work room, how feel a feeling of line of sight gaze? 他在工作室的厕所单间里,怎么会感觉到一股视线注视的感觉？ „Hey! Yellow cool boss, do you know, commentary that oneself online send very not ok? You, very motorcycle!” In order to let Boss yellow is clearer the mistake that make, the white sheath affixes the imperial seal the bay province special place tone inquiry intentionally. “喂！黄又凉老板,你知不知道,自己在网上发的评论很不好喔？你这个人,很机车誒！”为了让黄老板更明白自己所犯的错误,白鞘故意用宝湾省特殊的地方语气询问。 In the restroom, Boss yellow felt own excrement intent does not have, he is clearly releasing the news to comment with the cell phone, finally the cell phone is poisoned to be the same unexpectedly probably, suddenly jumps a ball frame of Macao Casino, shooting in the frame is another person to his interrogation. 厕所里,黄老板感觉自己屎意全无,他分明正在用手机发新闻评论,结果手机居然像是中了毒一样,突然跳出来一个澳门赌场的弹框,弹框里面则是另一个人对他的质问。 „Who are you roar?” Boss yellow in the input inside rapid typing of ball frame. “你是谁吼？”黄老板在弹框的输入项里面飞速打字。 „Who I am unimportant, more importantly your improper opinion! Do you know that you did make a mistake oh? If you Bujidao, I have 1000 methods to make you know that I made a mistake oh!” white Qiao replies. “我是谁并不重要,重要的是你的不当言论！你知不知道自己错了噢？你要是布吉岛的话,我有一千种方法让你知道自己错了噢！”白鞘回复。 „Your this mountain Hou, really executed, who are you roar? Knows that hides scolds me in the screen? I do not fear you, the person who your executes, has the skill we to come out to select only, my hits your ten!” “你这山猴,真是逊毙了,你到底是谁吼？就知道躲在屏幕里面骂我？我才不怕你,你这个逊毙的人,有本事我们出来单挑,我一个打你十个！” „Said that your not agrees did apologize?” The white sheath last confirmed. “这么说你是不肯道歉咯？”白鞘最后一遍进行确认。 „The apology of your deity, the mental illness roars you!” Boss yellow is very unyielding. “道你神仙的歉,神经病吼你！”黄老板很硬气。 He first bumps into such interesting hacker, unexpectedly speaks the last words with him behind the screen, asked that he yellow is also cool online curses at people innumerably, does the person deliver the nickname treasure bay's first keyboard hero to have unearned reputation can it be that? Bickers with him, does simply! 他还是头一回碰到这么有意思的黑客,居然在屏幕后面和他叫板,试问他黄又凉在网上骂人无数,人送外号宝湾第一键盘侠又岂是浪得虚名？跟他抬杠,简直是作死呀！ Yellow the cool boss hehe smiles, he closes the phone screen, is preparing to clean up, finally the present scene suddenly changes, previously he clearly still in the single room in restroom, this moment one raised the head he as if to appear in a prison entrance finally...... 黄又凉老板呵呵一笑,他将手机屏幕关上,正准备擦屁股,结果眼前的景象忽然一变,先前他分明还在厕所的单间中,结果此刻一抬头他似乎出现在了一家监狱门口…… „The first prison......” “松海市第一监狱……” Yellow read an signboard coolly, was startled directly,...... does this have a very far distance from the valuable bay? Did oneself draw an excrement also to pass through? 黄又凉看了眼招牌,直接惊了,松海市……这距离宝湾可是有着一段很远的距离啊？自己拉个屎怎么还穿越了？ However has not waited yellow is also cool wants to understand the event, a child correct use pair of dead fish eye that wears the white surcoat is staring at him, yellow winked coolly the time of eye, startled has disappeared does not see. 然而还没等黄又凉想明白事件,一个身穿白色外袍的孩童正用一双死鱼眼盯着他,黄又凉眨了个眼的工夫,惊柯已经消失不见。 But at this time, the infrared laser sweeps together, flashes by in yellow the cool boss at present. 而此时,一道红外线激光扫来,在黄又凉老板眼前一晃而过。 Short after more than ten seconds, more than ten tread on the flying sword to wear the man of immortal robe to fall from the day, their hands hold the he-ne laser analgesia law enforcement spirit ball spear/gun, surrounds him all round. 短短十几秒后,十几个脚踏飞剑身披仙袍的男子从天而落,他们手执激光麻醉执法灵弹枪,将他团团包围。 Yellow is also frightened cool again. 黄又凉再度惊悚。 Is cultivates true virtue the police headquarters law enforcement brigade unexpectedly...... 竟然是修真警署执法大队…… One of them takes out the exponential horn, was shouting to him: „The person who front defecates halts do not move, you had been cultivated true virtue the police headquarters law enforcement brigade to surround by!” 其中一人取出扩音喇叭,对着他大喊:“前面拉屎的人站住别动,你已经被松海市修真警署执法大队包围了！” „......” “……” Yellow the cool boss has not worn the pants with enough time, immediately raised both hands high, he looks nervous: „Why you catch me! What crime I committed!?” 黄又凉老板连裤子都没来得及穿,当即高高举起了双手,他神情紧张:“你们凭什么抓我！我犯了什么罪！？” A team leader jumps down from the immortal sword to yellow was also saying coolly: „Yellow is also cool, now arrests you by the name issue of trumpet to comment in the network by the Internet security management illegal regulations officially, attempts the behavior of splitting the country!” 一名队长从仙剑上跳下来对着黄又凉说道:“黄又凉,现在以网络治安管理违法条例正式逮捕你在网络上以小号的名义发布评论,企图分裂国家的行为！” Yellow raises both hands coolly: „You...... you do not have the evidence!” 黄又凉举起双手:“你们……你们没有证据！” „Doesn't have the evidence?” The law enforcement team leader smiles: „Several trumpets that you use, can I send out the name to believe?” “没有证据？”执法队长笑了笑:“你用的几个小号,我都能报出名字来信不信？” „You cannot jump the ranks the law enforcement! Even if must catch me, must by the valuable bay that side......” “你们不能越级执法！就算要抓我,也要由宝湾那边……” „Made a mistake, is not the valuable bay, is the valuable bay province! Is the valuable bay province! Is the valuable bay province!” The team leader hehe smiles: „After you went, first punishes you to write down from memory 1000 before the old demon.” “错了,不是宝湾,是宝湾省！是宝湾省！是宝湾省！”队长呵呵一笑:“等你进去以后,先罚你在老魔头面前默写一千遍。” „Old...... old demon?” Yellow is also cool is trembling. “老……老魔头？”黄又凉在发抖。 „Did old demon you forget? A while ago the old demon is arrested, you did not say that he is oestrus Teddy?” “老魔头你都忘了？前阵子老魔头被捕,你不是说他是条发情的泰迪吗？” „......” “……” Sougou reading website: 搜狗阅读网址:
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