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#932: Pushes Earth

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The bandit expert said fervently, clearly has the self-confidence regarding the entire plan, he printed oneself blueprint in the face of the video, has several hundred densely and numerously fully, above contains the carrying out theory after belt/bring all kinds of planning drawing, formula and modeling, regarding this plan, the bandit expert has planned very much obviously was very long, only misses an implementing opportunity. 毛子专家说得慷慨激昂,显然对于整个计划非常有自信,他在视频面前晒出了自己的图纸,密密麻麻足有数百张之多,上面含带各种各样的规划图、公式以及模拟实验后的推行理论,很显然对于这个计划,毛子专家已经策划了很久,只差一个实行的机会。 For many years, actually various countries have had on the topic of extraterrestrial culture invasion discuss. 多年来,其实各国一直有就外星文化入侵的话题进行探讨。 They must face nothing but is between the different civilizations collides, establishing diplomatic relations that no matter shows good will is the impolite invasion, will rub the spark. 他们要面对的无非就是不同的文明之间碰撞,不管是示好的建交还是无礼的入侵,都会摩擦出火花。 How then to let the control spark through the existing method, does not let its detonation, making the original cultural exchange nuclear bomb that brings the global disaster, this is various countries' research institutes until now in the issue of research. 那么怎么通过现有的手段让控制火花,不让其引爆,让原本的文化交流成为带来全球灾难的核弹,这就是各国研究所一直以来在研究的问题。 But plan that clearly, the bandit expert proposed, was an ultra-large project. 而很明显,毛子专家提出的计划,是一个超大的工程。 „Why can construct the restroom?” Some people raised the question. “为什么要建设厕所？”有人提出疑问。 „It is well known, our Earth spiritual energy has been at the deficient condition, before finding to replace the spiritual energy the versatile energy, my plan was so long as had human, sustainable development plan that can continue to conduct.” “众所周知,目前我们地球灵气已经处于匮乏状态,在没有找到代替灵气的全能的能源之前,我的这个计划是只要有人类在,就可以一直持续进行的可持续发展计划。” The bandit expert said: „We altogether must construct conforms to the god period cultivating true virtue kinesiology god period toilet 2 billion. Although globalized god period cultivating true virtue not so many numbers, but sets the god period the upper limit, considered for later. even/including Huashen the period uses not the bad toilet, melts god period following cultivating true virtue also to have no alternative naturally.” 毛子专家说道:“我们总共要建设符合化神期修真者人体工学的化神期马桶共二十亿个。虽然全球化神期修真者并没有那么多的数目,但把上限定为化神期,也是为了以后所考虑。连化神期都用不坏的马桶,化神期以下的修真者自然而然也无可奈何。” „Therefore, the first plan of Mr. Elizabeth in the construction restroom park, and does build 2 billion to conform to the god period standard toilet? Does this plan need to do?” “所以,伊丽莎白先生的第一步计划就是在建设厕所公园,并打造二十亿只符合化神期标准的马桶？这个计划到底要干什么？” „Naturally to prevent the extraterrestrial invades , to promote the Solar System Earth!” “当然是为了防止外星入侵,把地球推出太阳系！” Professor Elizabeth spoke these words, the entire video conference room fell into the middle of for a long time silence. 伊丽莎白教授说完这句话,整个视频会议室都是陷入了一阵许久的沉默当中。 They as if cannot believe oneself ear, but indeed already by bandit expert crazy and idea of powerful and unconstrained style shocking. 他们仿佛不能相信自己的耳朵,但的的确确已经被毛子专家这段疯狂而天马行空的想法给震慑到了。 „Promotes the Solar System? How does push the law?” After the people shocked for a long time, finally some people asked the crucial question. “推出太阳系？怎么个推法？”在众人震撼了许久后,终于有人问出了关键性的问题。 The bandit expert analyzes to say seriously: „Imagination was too bad! After you should hear restroom park idea, should in the mind have the train of thought to be right! I had said before, now the spiritual energy on Earth is deficient, if takes the propelling force with the compression spiritual energy, being insufficient makes us promote the Solar System Earth radically.” 毛子专家一本正经的分析道:“各位的想象力实在太差了！你们应该听到厕所公园这个想法后,就应该头脑中有了思绪才对！我之前说过,现在地球上的灵气匮乏,如果用压缩灵气作为推动力,根本不足以让我们将地球推出太阳系。” „Before I noticed that on the barrage some people inquired, whether can make the real immortal level powerhouse push to Earth with joint forces, this method was also untenable! The real immortal level powerhouse fights can Earth destruction real, but must push Earth to the Solar System, even the strength of real immortal level is still hard to shake the slightest.” “之前我看到弹幕上有人提问,是否能让真仙级强者合力推离地球,这个方法也是不成立的！真仙级强者打架可以将地球毁灭是真的,但要将地球推离太阳系,即便是真仙级的力量也难以撼动分毫。” At this point, the bandit expert opened a picture. 说到这里,毛子专家打开了一张图片。 This is a construction blueprint of huge propulsion device, Professor Elizabeth not only picture is very detailed, relative proper that but also the concrete parameter marks continually. 这是一张巨大推进装置的构建图纸,伊丽莎白教授不仅画的很详细,而且连具体的参数都标记的相当到位。 „This blueprint, is my preliminary thought chart.” Professor Elizabeth said: „My preliminary thought is, lets the global gold/metal pill period and above cultivating true virtue jointly goes to the restroom park to go to the bathroom, takes the propelling force by own filthy air/Qi. Was right, the filthy air/Qi also has an easy to understand name, is the fart!” “这张图纸,是我的初步构想图。”伊丽莎白教授说道:“我的初步构想是,让全球金丹期及以上的修真者联合去厕所公园如厕,以自身的污浊之气作为推动力。哦对了,污浊之气还有个通俗易懂的称呼,就是屁！” People: „......” 众人:“……” „However when the equipment that everyone sees, can conduct the decomposition to condense the air/Qi of their filthiness in a short time, extracts the effective ignition material. It is well known, the fart and average person who cultivating true virtue puts are different, does not know that everyone has broken wind to analyze has not had. In our fart besides some harmful materials, actually can also be the energy to recycle.” “而大家看到的这个装置,就时可以将他们的污浊之气在短时间内进行分解凝聚,提取出有效的引燃物质。众所周知,修真者放的屁和普通人并不同,不知道大家自己放过屁化验过没有。我们的屁中除了一些有害的物质之外,其实也是可以作为能源重新回收的。” „......” “……” „The fart ingredient of average person for nitrogen 59, hydrogen 21, carbon dioxide 9, methane 7, oxygen 3, other 1, but fart of our cultivating true virtue based on the above foundation, moreover had/left the content extremely low Yin spiritual energy ingredient. These Yin spiritual energies, is we when the exhaust gas that transporting the merit produces, the boundary higher cultivating true virtue content are more......” “普通人的屁成分为氮气59、氢气21、二氧化碳九、甲烷七、氧气三、其他一,而我们修真者的屁基于以上基础上,另外多出了含量极低的阴灵气的成分。这些阴灵气,也就是我们在运功时所产生的废气,境界越高的修真者含量越多……” „......” “……” „Therefore wants the density to be high enough, we then can with the Yin spiritual energy union methane that oneself within the body discharges, as the energy of injection gear. Finally ignites Earth! Runs out of the Solar System! Seeks for new Sun, launches the brand-new life!” “所以只要浓度足够高,我们便可以用自身体内排出的阴灵气结合甲烷,作为喷射装置的能源。最后引燃地球！冲出太阳系！寻找到新的太阳,展开全新的生活！” „......” “……” „Was right, the implementation of this plan probably needs a long time, perhaps needs our posterity to complete together. But this plan, is the true people's plan! Moreover the plan also helped promote the sweet potato economy of the world, in a long time, the sales volume of sweet potato will reach the peak value in the future! My no talent, even propagandized the language to think! Eats the sweet potato together, entire family is best! Roams about Earth to plan...... you to be worth having!” “哦对了,这个计划的实施可能需要很长的一段时间,也许需要我们子孙后代一起来完成。但这个计划,是真正的全民计划！而且本计划还有助于推动全球的地瓜经济,在往后很长的一段时间里,地瓜的销量将达到峰值！鄙人不才,连宣传语都已经想好了！一起吃地瓜,全家顶呱呱！流浪地球计划……你值得拥有！” „......” “……” The words of bandit expert at this point, in the conference call the experts from various countries all shocking...... them even frightened the pen on hand to fall by this shocking opinion...... 毛子专家的话说到这里,视频会议中来自各国的众专家全都被这番骇人听闻的言论给惊呆……他们吓得连手上的水笔都掉了…… Wang Ming switched off the monitor silently, and produced to own life deeply suspected...... 王明默默地关掉了显示器,并对自己的人生产生了深深地怀疑…… ...... …… ...... …… September 1 on Friday, summer vacation formally started 19 th day. 9月1日周五,暑假正式开始的第十九天。 On this day, before fought suddenly in 60 of bureau Internet cafe visit the squad, Chen Chao, the Guo two eggs and young peanut three people were excitedly are bad. 这天,之前去战忽局网吧参观的六十中小分队,陈超、郭二蛋、小花生三个人都是激动坏了。 This time can resist the star lord of Shintoism star smoothly, Chen Chao several people are render meritorious service, but before Guo even, has said at the game, after the game ended, they will receive to fight suddenly the reward of bureau Internet cafe. 这一次能顺利对抗神道星的星主,陈超几个人都是立了功的,而郭平之前在游戏说过,在游戏结束之后,他们会收到战忽局网吧的奖励。 Since words saying, naturally must this play making entire. 既然话说出口了,自然要把这场戏给做全。 Throwing the thunder Daoist immortal is not the mean-spirited person, online ordered three exactly the same total information game cabins very early in the morning delivering to inside three others directly. 丢雷真君也不是什么小气人,直接在网上订购了三台一模一样的全息游戏舱大清早给送到了三人家里头。 Several people of parents are all shocked...... do not know when completely own son and fought on the bureau vehicle to relate suddenly, moreover others sect gates sovereign also mention by name latest the total information game cabin to deliver to their family/home the present market, withstood/top with the total information game cabin, this was better several million! 几人的父母全都惊呆……完全不知道自家儿子啥时候和战忽局车上联系了,而且人家宗门宗主还点名把现在市面上最新款的全息游戏舱送到他们家里来,顶配的全息游戏舱,这一台可是要好几百万啊！ Chen parents expression of gratitude staff who while very low voice inquiry comes to install: „Can this...... affect to study!” 陈家父母一边道谢一边很小声的询问上门安装的工作人员:“这……会不会影响学习啊！” „Parents felt relieved, the machine is our sect all trades lord has custom-made. Before the college entrance examination ended, every day uses the computer has the time limit. Moreover inside named «Fengxian County» games, the needs to brush the topic to overcome an obstacle every day, otherwise does not have the means to play other games. Naturally, if they dislike bothersomely, can wait for the game in burning down the lock and dog licked the meter, the chicken pecked”...... them to be able then to play. “二老放心,机器是咱们宗门门主定制的。在高考结束以前,每天上机都有时间限制。而且里面有一款名叫《凤仙郡》的游戏,需要每天刷题闯关,不然就没办法玩其他游戏。当然,他们要是嫌烦,也可以等游戏的里的火烧断了锁、狗舔完了面,鸡啄完了米……他们才能接着玩。” Chen parents: „......”. 陈家父母:“……”. /0. m. /0。m.
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