TDLOIK :: Volume #10 惊柯篇②

#931: Wang Ming's conference call


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If Wang Minghe Zhai because of sees, this conference call came the magic weapon academic specialist of the world, including several are the characters of highly respected person rank. Wang Ming's line of sight swept, the eye transmitted lightly the disappointed color. 如王明和翟因所见,这一次视频会议来了全球各地的法宝学术专家,其中有几位都是泰山北斗级别的人物。王明的视线扫了一圈,眼睛传来了淡淡地失望之色。 „Aren't they very fierce? Are you a little seemingly unhappy?” Zhai because of saying. “他们不是很厉害吗?你看上去好像有点不开心?”翟因说道。 Carries out the invention comes are too few, moreover famous is also I to that several that you said that remaining all studies the cannon.” “搞发明的来的太少,而且有名的也就是我跟你说的那几位,剩下的全都是研究大炮的。” Because Zhai: Munitions?” 翟因:“军火?” Wang Ming: Mouth artillery.” 王明:“嘴炮。” Because Zhai: „......” 翟因:“……” Mouth artillery, this is a very mysterious thing, can produce the war, can bring the peace...... in this world even some people with the art of mouth artillery to conduct to wash white or the blackening from the origin to somebody. The only limitation is, blackening strong one time, washes the white weak three points...... 嘴炮,这是一种很神奇的东西,可以引发战争,也可以带来和平……这世界上甚至有人可以用嘴炮的艺术来自由来对某人进行洗白或者黑化。唯一的局限性在于,黑化强一倍,洗白弱三分…… No wonder old Qi is not willing to attend the meeting, it seems like knows the conference list early. 难怪老祁不愿意来参会了,看来是早知道会议名单。 Wang Ming bie shrivelled mouth. 王明瘪了瘪嘴。 The officers greatly first-level run over the person! He has not rejected old Qi's reason...... 官大一级压死人呀!他并没有拒绝老祁的理由…… Pondered, Wang Ming sighed. 思考了下,王明叹了口气。 Words he who these people said that has not actually will listen, at that time entertainment...... 这些人说的话其实他未必要听,就当时娱乐吧…… In any case is also only the artillery who one crowd can only be an armchair strategist. 反正也只是一群只会纸上谈兵的炮兵而已。 The conference call does not need to consider that issue of language barrier, anybody spoke the built-in software was the simultaneous interpretation. 视频会议不需要考虑到语言不通的问题,任何人讲话的时候内置软件都是同声传译的。 In other words what sits the person before video says will be own native language, the software will actually translate the language of understanding others will listen to his words. 也就是说坐在视频前的人讲的是自己的母语,软件却会把他的话翻译成其他人听的懂的语言。 Approximately after crossed for 20 minutes, the conference call starts. 大约又过了二十分钟后,视频会议开始。 The experts appear in the video picture, they were divided very small video dense and numerous arrangement in the network conference room, only then to speech link time their video picture by the intelligent identification, the enlargement will put in finally. 各国专家出现在视频画面中,他们被分割成很小的视频密密麻麻的布置在网络会议室中,只有到发言环节的时候他们的视频画面才会被智能识别,最后放大投放出来。 Wang Ming has not worried to say his set of theory, but wants to listen to other overseas experts to say what way. 王明没有着急说出自己的那套理论,而是想听听国外其他专家能说出什么门道来。 At this time, the picture of video enlarged suddenly, a whole body wore the white robe, to wear the canvas white cap, the uncle of whole face full beard opens the mouth. 这时,视频的画面突然放大,一个浑身穿着白袍、头戴帆布白帽,满脸络腮胡子的大叔开口。 The translation software of simultaneous interpretation turned out thick curry taste his words: Everyone came from the friend in whole country to be good, I cultivate/repair country's the ordinary professor of magic weapon research institute manager and strategy magic weapon research society from seal, my name was Prault water incited Hughes. Everyone can also call my Hughes, in view of this unusual energy burst, all my brand-new analysis reports.” 同声传译的翻译软件将他的话语翻出了一股浓浓的咖喱味:“各位来自全国各地的朋友好,我是来自印修国的法宝研究所所长兼战略法宝研究学会的正教授,我的名字叫普罗水・滋舒・修斯。大家也可以叫我修斯,针对这次异常能量爆发事件,我所有一份全新的分析报告。” In the video many people are peaceful immediately, some sit respectfully a face look to look at this Professor Hughes earnestly, some are lowers the head to seem like the correct use small book to make anything to record. 视频中许多人顿时安静下来,有的正襟危坐一脸神色认真地看着这位修斯教授,有的则是低着头似乎正用小本本做着什么记录。 This Professor Hughes, Wang Ming deeply had not understood before very much, therefore many do not make the appraisal. 这位修斯教授,王明之前没有很深入的了解过,所以也不好多做评价。 However since can become seal to cultivate/repair the manager of country that side research institute, should also be the person of a little thing. 不过既然能成为印修国那边研究所的所长,应该也是个有点东西的人。 We analyzed initially, this unusual fluctuation of energy, should print to cultivate/repair the famous good food curry of country's to have very big relation with us.” “我们初步判断,这一次的异常能量波动,应该和我们印修国的著名美食咖喱有很大的联系。” Wang Ming, Zhai because of deeply inspire simultaneously: „......” 王明、翟因同时深吸了一口气:“……” Really, this year was a manager can talk nonsense...... 果然,这年头是个所长都可以胡说八道了…… Professor Hughes very self-confident saying: Everyone knows that curry of our India fragrant, now we most famous trick/recruit + curry mixes the food sauce to represent by international renowned movie star Mr. king Jingze. This fluctuation of energy, brought troublesome to everyone, I print to cultivate/repair the country certainly to be thoroughly responsible. Our kings had decided, the curry order of various countries, we give the 20% discount! Therefore......” 修斯教授非常自信的说道:“大家都知道我们印度的咖喱有多香,现在我们最著名的招+牌咖喱拌饭酱都已经由国际著名影星王境泽先生代言。这一次的能量波动,给大家带来了麻烦,我印修国一定会负责到底。我们的国王已经决定,各国的咖喱订单,我们给予八折优惠!所以……” The words, the video of Professor Hughes shut off at this point directly. 话说到这里,修斯教授的视频直接被切断了。 Because Zhai: What's the matter?” 翟因:“怎么回事?” Wang Ming hehe smiles: Ultra managed to seal his room.” 王明呵呵一笑:“超管来把他房间封了呗。” Zhai because of shock: This also has the ultra manages unexpectedly......” 翟因震惊不已:“这居然还有超管……” Ultra manages is that side UN, all conference calls have the ultra manages. seal cultivates the country this year's financial statement to be not quite attractive, it is estimated that this manager was also forced sold through this conference call.” Wang Ming is quite evil saying with a smile. “超管就是联合国那边的,所有视频会议都有超管。印修国今年的财务报表不太好看,估计这所长也是被逼无奈通过这个视频会议来推销了。”王明颇为邪性的笑道。 However although the video of Professor Hughes the surpassed manages shut off, but the advertising purpose was achieved obviously...... 不过修斯教授的视频虽然被超管切断了,但是广告目的显然是已经达到了…… The video of this conference call meets the backup to arrive at leaders there when the time comes, always has the leader who wants to buy the curry can see. 这个视频会议的视频到时候会备份到各国领导人那里,总有想买咖喱的领导人能看到。 In order to sell the curry, Professor Hughes was given 72 hours of banning words to prohibit the punishment...... 为了卖咖喱,修斯教授被给予了72小时的禁言封禁处罚…… But Professor Hughes the winding shortly , the video picture enlarges again, is long with the bear same military might coarse ore, puts on the scientist opens the mouth of white coat: Hello I am the wool has cultivated Elizabeth Putin.” 但修斯教授下线没多久,视频画面再度放大,一个长得跟熊一样威武粗矿,穿着白大褂的科学家开口:“大家好我是毛修过的伊丽莎白普金。” This is a bandit. 这是一个毛子。 hair Xiuguo, as a famous fight nationality, moreover is a weapon great nation. 毛修国,作为一个有名的战斗民族,而且还是一个武器大国。 Wang Ming to them about this group of people quite knew, is Wang Ming thinks that in the gang the comparison has one group of people of truly learned and genuinely talented. Because of magnificence Xiuguo research institute many new-style weapons being developed, carries out the cooperation with hair Xiuguo here scientific researchers. 王明对他们还是对这伙人比较了解的,也算是王明认为一伙人里比较有真才实学的一群人。因为目前华修国研究所许多正在研发的新式武器,很多都是与毛修国这边的科研人员进行合作的。 Everyone, according to the analysis of our research institute. We suspected that this unusual fluctuation of energy one time is swallowed the phenomenon.” “各位,根据我们研究所的分析。我们怀疑这一次的异常能量波动是一次吞噬现象。” But really does not have/leave Wang Ming's anticipation, this put forward and Wang Ming's same view from Mr. hair Xiuguo Elizabeth. 而果然不出王明的期待,这位来自毛修国的伊丽莎白先生提出了和王明相同的看法。 Wang Ming saw after the experts hear the word, raised the head, a series of barrages transmit. 王明看到各国专家学者闻言后,都是抬起头,一连串的弹幕发送过来。 Zhai because of startled: Also can send the barrage?” 翟因又惊了:“还能发弹幕?” Conference call, the voice inquiry issue are too many, therefore sent barrage function also to be transplanted to the international conference call in comes. Moreover similarly, the software will directly conduct the writing translation.” Wang Ming said. “视频会议嘛,语音提问问题太多,所以发弹幕这个功能也被移植到国际视频会议里来了。而且同样,软件会直接进行文字翻译。”王明说道。 Because Zhai: „......” 翟因:“……” Then, many barrages cultivate/repair the head of country bandit to flutter from this wool...... 然后,许多的弹幕从这位毛修国毛子的头上飘过…… Most people were inquiring, anything is swallows phenomenon. 大多数人都在询问,什么是“吞噬现象”。 But regarding this, this expert also made explained: If popular, this phenomenon is very likely the sudden phenomenon that an extraterrestrial invades to create. Why however does not know, they decided to give up the invasion suddenly, the unusual energy that therefore we monitored returned to normal.” 而对此,这位专家也做出了解释:“如果说的通俗一点,这一次现象很有可能是一次外星入侵造成的突发现象。但是不知道为什么,他们突然决定放弃了入侵,所以我们监测到的异常能量才恢复了正常。” If they do not have the choice to give up, only requires less than day, our Earth will be caught to cover by this energy completely.” The bandit expert said very vividly, he explained the situation also in while hit the radical with the hand signal: Therefore to deal with the extraterrestrial civilization invasion, will attempt to swallow the situation of Earth to happen in the future, I proposed, we should unite global cultivating true virtue to start to carry out to roam about immediately Earth to plan!” “如果他们没有选择放弃,只需要不到一天的时间,我们地球就会被这层能量完全捕捉覆盖。”毛子专家说得非常形象,他一边说明情况还在一边用手势打笔画:“所以为了应对未来外星文明入侵,企图吞噬地球的情况发生,我提议,我们应该联合全球修真者立即开始执行流浪地球计划!” Roams about Earth to plan...... 流浪地球计划…… The people are suddenly enlighted, in abundance by this big plan shocking. 众人恍然大悟,纷纷被这个大计划给震撼到。 What concrete operation has?” Some people raise hand to inquire. “有什么具体的操作?”有人举手提问。 The bandit expert raises up a finger to reply: „The first step! Constructs the restroom in side of Earth newly! Moreover the quantity is certainly big! My preliminary plan must construct the restroom park that enough entire Earth half cultivating true virtue goes to bathroom!” 毛子专家竖起一根手指回答:“第一步!在地球的一面新兴建厕所!而且数量一定要庞大!我的初步计划是要建造够全地球一半修真者上厕所的厕所公园!” Wang Ming shocked...... 王明震撼了…… Constructing the restroom...... this is anything operates...... 建厕所……这是什么操作…… ...... …… ps: Sorry, with character that the cell phone types...... knee fitness time injured, in hospital reexamination...... ps:抱歉,用手机打的字……膝盖健身的时候伤到了,医院复查中……
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