The thing of Chapter 868 Magic Staff can it be that so inconveniencing! ( 33 ) 第868章魔杖岂是如此不便之物！ The Axel suburbs, there is an aristocrat villa. 阿克塞尔的近郊,有一座贵族别墅。 Is situated on the flat land, occupies a land area of several hundred square meters the villa, half a month ago was a being haunted haunted house, inside it is reported that had the vicious spirit to hide, no one dares to move here. 坐落在平地上,占地数百平米的这座别墅,在半个月前还是一座闹鬼的鬼屋,里面据传有凶恶的幽灵潜藏着,没人敢入住这里。 Until half a month ago, the Kazuma squad met Quest, overnight then the problem solve of spirit, the person of real estate to express gratitude, then indicated that „comments before the wickedness of villa completely vanishes, the villa gives them free to live”. 直到半个月前,和真小队接了任务,一夜之间便将幽灵的问题解决,房地产的人为了表示感谢,便表明“在别墅的恶评完全消失之前,将别墅送给他们免费居住”。 thanks to this, the Kazuma four talents passed the coldest winter safely, in addition Kazuma currently has with the Vanir cooperation, the modern thing will move to sell, at present they cross quite comfortably. 拜此所赐,和真四人才安全地度过了最寒冷的冬天,加上和真目前有和巴尼尔合作,将现代的东西搬过来卖,目前他们过得相当舒坦。 „Eldest child, please!” “老大,请！” Satou Kazuma opened the iron gate of villa, introduced the front courtyard Jiangli. 佐藤和真打开了别墅的铁门,将江离引进了前院。 He smiles a live image lackey. 他笑得活像个狗腿子。 „It seems like indeed has the spirit to exist.” “看来的确有幽灵存在过。” Jiangli's vision is observing the situation all around of villa, finally fell outside the villa, under that lofty tree in small grave. 江离的目光环视着别墅的四周,最终落在了别墅之外,那颗参天大树下的浅浅小坟上。 „Has really had, at that time frightened me has unbearable, good Aqua is powerful!” “真的有过,当时把我吓得有够呛,还好阿库娅还算给力！” Thinks that at that time was pursued the experience that runs around by the spirit, the Kazuma as before lingering fear. 想到当时被幽灵追得到处乱跑的经历,和真依旧后怕不已。 „I came back!” “我回来了！” Before arriving at the main entrance, Kazuma pulled out the key to open the front door. 来到正门前,和真掏出钥匙打开了大门。 This moment moonlight is just strong, the quarter moon hangs in the sky, impressively already to night. 此刻月色正浓,弦月高悬于天空,赫然已经到了夜晚。 After returning to Axel, Jiangli separated with Yunyun and the others. 回到阿克塞尔之后,江离就和悠悠等人分开了。 Kazuma invited him to come to the villa to gather warmly, stubborn he, about also had nothing to do, Jiangli then arrived at the residence of their squad on the way. 和真热情地邀请他来别墅一聚,拗不过他,左右也无事可做,江离便顺路来到了他们小队的这个住所。 „Kazuma, you listened to me saying that Aqua that fellow, did the person who also came to sell deceive ——?” “和真,你听我说,阿库娅那家伙,又被上门推销的人骗了——咦？” Appears in the entrance entrance hall place, is a young girl of golden hair blue eyes. 出现在门口玄关处的,是一名金发碧眼的少女。 Dresses up differently with the daytime armor, in foothold she changed a pure white home long skirt, 170 big high also want big compared with Kazuma. 和白天的铠甲装扮不同,在据点里她换了一身纯白的居家长裙,170的大高个比和真还要高大一点。 Although is seemingly young, the stature of but high selecting sends concave-convex, the stature curve highlights the perfect S shape, the feminine qualities are full. 虽然看起来年纪不大,但高挑的身材凹凸有致,身材曲线凸显出完美的S形,女人味十足。 Was called by Kazuma worthily „is responsible for the woman of labor mouth route” —— Darkness! 不愧是被和真称为“负责工口路线的女人”——达克妮丝！ „Aqua! Megumin! Came out quickly, has the guest to come!” “阿库娅！惠惠！快出来,有客人来了！” After seeing entrance Jiangli, the Darkness speed of light turned around, crashed in the living room, shouted toward another two companion one randomly. 在看到门口的江离之后,达克妮丝光速转身,冲进了客厅之中,向着另外两个同伴一通乱喊。 „What? That ultra rich did good-looking guy come?” “什么？那个超有钱的型男来了？” „What? That can become the person of my follower and wallet comes?” “什么？那个可以成为我信徒和钱包的人来了？” Entire villa is in chaotic situation. 整个别墅一阵鸡飞狗跳。 „Is up to mischief?” “搞什么鬼？” A Kazuma face was dirty, bringing Jiangli to enter in the living room. 和真一脸埋汰,带着江离走进了客厅中。 Then he dumbfounded. 然后他就呆住了。 „You, is this...... does do?” “你们,这是……干什么？” In the living room, Chuuni loli raises the cloak, Magic Staff lifts up high, the scarlet eyes are glittering the exciting red light. 客厅中,中二萝莉一掀披风,魔杖高举而起,猩红的双眼闪烁着兴奋的红光。 „My named Megumin! Crimson Demon first Magician and Explosion Magic manipulator! Is must be broken to the world the Explosion Magic pinnacle person sooner or later! Hearing you are Axel famous big Magician, comes to fight it out with me quickly! If I won, gives me you Magic Staff!” “吾名为惠惠！红魔族第一的魔法师兼爆裂魔法的操纵者！乃是迟早要穷极爆裂魔法的极致之人！听闻你是阿克塞尔有名的大魔法师,快来和我一决胜负吧！如果我赢了,就把伱的魔杖给我！” Another side, mental handicap Goddess wears the light blue pajamas, in the mouth is meditating the incantation, the side gushes out the intense Saint light, the facial expression just like the devout follower to be holy. 另一边,智障女神身穿着浅蓝色睡衣,口中默念咒语,身边涌出强烈的圣光,神情犹如虔诚的信徒般圣洁起来。 „The lamb of wrong path, stands before you holy great and beautiful may movingly and gently the person and intelligent wisdom...... female, is Heaven only name brand Goddess! Kneels down to express your belief quickly, said that I am willing to consecrate Sir Aqua who eats without paying drinks white/in vain in the future for a lifetime!” “迷途的羔羊啊,站在你面前的这位圣洁伟大、美丽动人、温柔可人、聪明智慧……的女性,乃是天界唯一的正牌女神！快跪下表达你的信仰,说我将来愿意一辈子供奉白吃白喝的阿库娅大人吧！” „Bumps!” “碰！” „Bumps!” “碰！” „Does not permit to be impolite to my eldest child!!” “不准对我的老大无礼！！” Kazuma enjoyed their two to explode the chestnut one after another, the angry roaring sound penetrating entire villa. 和真接连赏了她们两个爆栗,怒吼声响彻整个别墅。 Timely rain mother! 甘霖娘！ If were affected by this group of pit goods oneself the position in eldest child heart, making the eldest child produce me is also the misunderstanding of pit goods, what to do can that? 要是被这帮坑货影响到自己在老大心中的地位,让老大产生我也是个坑货的误会,那可怎么办？ „Trivial does Kazuma, dare to act seriously unexpectedly?” “区区和真,居然敢动真格的？” Megumin squats on the ground, the tearful eyes dances. 惠惠蹲在地上,泪眼婆娑。 „Right, trivial Kazuma, dares book of stele rubbings Goddess unexpectedly! I must curse you, curses all drink that you will have in the future to turn into the clear water! Feared? Feared that hurries to I apologize, quick apology!” “没错,区区和真,居然敢打本女神！我一定要诅咒你,诅咒你将来喝的所有饮料全都变成清水！怕了没？怕就赶紧向我道歉,快道歉！” Aqua is covering the head, looks at Kazuma complacently. 阿库娅捂着脑袋,得意洋洋地看着和真。 „Please do not care about these details, the eldest child!” “请不要在意这些细节,老大！” Kazuma disregarded violated stupid Aqua, ridiculed one to Jiangli. 和真无视了犯蠢的阿库娅,向江离讪笑一声。 Is only thinking did everything to the eldest child, forgot that family's several pit goods are very easy to collapse, hopes that the eldest child should not be overthrown by several pit goods! 光想着向老大献殷勤了,忘记家里的几个坑货很容易让人崩溃,希望老大不要被几个坑货打倒！ „Very interesting Ma!” “很有趣嘛！” Jiangli crossed the arms, seeing that chuckle. 江离双手环胸,见状轻笑一声。 „That side Chuuni loli, you , to obtain Magic Staff in my hand, under compares the stick law! That side also mental handicap Goddess, you , to make me turn into your follower, gave me ten eight Artifact to say again!” “那边的中二萝莉,你要是想得到我手里的魔杖,就来比较下杖法吧！还有那边的智障女神,你要是想让我变成你的信徒,就给我十件八件的神器再说！” „Real?” “真的吗？” „Means what he says!” “说话算话！” The Megumin eyes shine, she already in greedy Jiangli that Magic Staff for a long time! Had that Magic Staff, she releases the Explosion Magic might certainly to go a step further! 惠惠双眼放光,她早就眼馋江离手里那根魔杖好久了！有了那根魔杖,她释放爆裂魔法的威力一定能更进一步！ Aqua gust ran not to have the shadow, made Kazuma suspect all of a sudden, was difficult to be inadequate in Aqua really to hide ten eight Artifact? damn, has not given me unexpectedly! 阿库娅一阵风似的跑了个没影,以至于让和真一下子怀疑起来,难不成阿库娅手里真的藏了十件八件的神器？可恶,居然一件都没给我！ „Come!” “来吧！” Megumin raised in the hand to say no on advantage but also absolutely inexpensive ordinary Magic Staff stimulated. 惠惠亢奋地举起了手上说不上便宜但也绝对不贵的普通魔杖。 „Is blacker than the black, compared with a darkness darker blackness, sends tuo my deep red golden light in this! When awakens the arrival, absurd church degenerates chapter of principle ——” “比黑色更黑,比黑暗更暗的漆黑,在此寄讬吾真红的金光吧！觉醒之时的到来,荒谬教会的堕落章理——” „Your this tiny tot loli, is chanting what Magic!!” “你这个小不点萝莉,在咏唱什么魔法啊！！” A Satou Kazuma face looks at her panic-stricken. 佐藤和真一脸惊恐地看着她。 Explosion Magic! 爆裂魔法！ That is Explosion Magic the bastard! 那是爆裂魔法啊混蛋！ An artillery gets down, this villa do not want, can entire turn into the ruins! No, what is more important, he cannot resist Explosion Magic certainly, the meeting deceased person! 一炮下来,这个别墅就别想要了,会整个变成废墟的！不,更重要的是,他绝对抗不住爆裂魔法,会死人的！ „Pā!” “啪！” Magic Staff raids together like lightning, a stick knocked on the head of Megumin. 一道魔杖闪电般地袭来,一杖敲在了惠惠的脑袋上。 „...... Doesn't reach an agreement compared with the stick law?” “……不是说好比杖法吗？” „Right, compared with is the stick law!” “对啊,比的就是杖法啊！” Jiangli natural said/tunnel: „You thought difficultly inadequately the so-called stick law does refer to with Magic Staff releases Magic technique/technology? Narrow! Really narrow! The thing of Magic Staff can it be that so inconveniencing!” 江离理所当然地道:“你难不成觉得所谓杖法就是指用魔杖释放魔法的技术？狭隘！真是狭隘！魔杖岂是如此不便之物！” „Original, so that's how it is...... really listened to reason......” “原、原来如此……真是受教了……” Megumin the supercilious look turns immediately, lies down Magic that has not taken shape naturally dissipated. 惠惠当即白眼一翻,躺倒在地,尚未成型的魔法自然消散了。 „Was saved!” “得救了！” Kazuma relaxes immediately, the color of face being survivor of disaster. 和真顿时松了口气,一脸劫后余生之色。 He has not died in the Devil King city, almost dies in the hand of companion! 他没死在魔王城,差点死在同伴的手里！ „Really is, Megumin is also good, Aqua, everyone's response is too big!” “真是的,惠惠也好,阿库娅也罢,大家的反应都太大啦！” Darkness walks, whispered discontentedly two, moved to Megumin the sofa. 达克妮丝走上来,不满地嘀咕了两声,将惠惠搬到了沙发上。 Looked at carefully a while on Megumin carefully, had not discovered that obvious scar, she then relaxes. 在惠惠头上仔细端详了一会儿,没有发现明显的伤痕,她这才松了口气。 „Are you mother service?” “你是妈妈役？” Jiangli is stroking gently the chin, asked curiously. 江离摩挲着下巴,好奇地问道。 „Who was a mother! My only compared with them, thought greatly at least needs to shoulder the responsibility of senior!” “谁是妈妈了！我只是比她们大一点,觉得至少要担负起年长者的责任而已！” Darkness the cheek is red immediately, responded that is refuting intensely. 达克妮丝顿时脸蛋通红,反应激烈地回驳着。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)