TOHG :: Volume #2

#168: Old men


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Great Ruins, Disabled Elderly Village. 大墟,残老村 Village Chief as usual, sits down exhausted with Apothecary together in the deck chair of village, sluggish drinking tea. Suddenly, Apothecary is sideways saying: Village Chief, your such paralysis for a long time? Probably recent two days you are such paralysis, when darkness attack has not moved, hasn't returned to the room to sleep? I get up this morning, then saw your paralysis here.” 村长和往常一样,与药师一起瘫坐在村口的躺椅中,慢吞吞的喝茶。突然,药师侧身道:“村长,你这样瘫着好久了吧?好像最近两天你都是这样瘫着,黑暗侵袭时也没有动弹,没有回到房里睡觉吧?我今天早上起来,便见你瘫在这里了。” Village Chief is languid, narrowing the eyes, said: Apothecary, your mentally confused. Since Mu'er walked, your heart was then chaotic.” 村长懒洋洋,眯着眼睛,道:“药师,你的心乱了。自从牧儿走了之后,你的心便乱了。” Apothecary sneers saying: My mentally confused? Was your mentally confused was obviously right! You looked that I also comb the hair and wash the face every day cleanly, actually you, dishevelled hair and dirty face, the difference has not only died on the deck chair.” 药师冷笑道:“我的心乱了?明明是你的心乱了才对!你看我每天还梳洗得干干净净,倒是你,蓬头垢面,只差没有死在躺椅上。” Village Chief said: Was you moved to the village me obviously yesterday morning, then to the evening, you had forgotten that delivered me to return to the room, wasn't your mentally confused? The matter that you handle every day, you then forgot to do suddenly.” 村长道:“明明是你昨天早上把我搬到村口,然后到了晚上,你忘记送我回屋,不是你的心乱了?你每天都做的事情,突然间你便忘记做了。” The Apothecary air/Qi smiles extremely: I forgot that delivers you to return to room, won't yourself walk? Won't fly? Can cultivation base of your this exceedingly high penetrating place come what to use?” 药师气极而笑:“我忘记送你回屋,你自己不会走回去?不会飞回去?你这通天彻地的修为要来何用?” The Village Chief silent moment, said low-spirited: You also know that I do not have the leg, but also does not have the hand......” 村长沉默片刻,黯然道:“你也知道,我没有腿,还没有手……” Apothecary grasps crazily, this dead old man dried in the sun yesterday evening in darkness, the curse and demonic monster in darkness have not killed him, he also had a face to say unexpectedly oneself did not have the leg. 药师抓狂,这个死老头子昨天晚上被晾在黑暗中,黑暗中的诅咒和魔怪都没有弄死他,他居然还有脸说自己没有腿。 He is planning to argue strongly based on reason, suddenly raised the head, Village Chief also immediately startles, is more energetic, says with a smile: Has the friend from the distant place, delight? The fellow daoist, you were eased.” 他正打算据理力争,突然抬起头,村长也立刻激灵起来,倍加精神,笑道:“有朋自远方来,不亦乐乎?道友,你一身轻松了。” One old one were few is coming up from the Surging River downstream, arrived at outside the village, walked to the village. 一老一少正从涌江下游上来,来到了村外,向村子走来。 Village Chief looks to Apothecary, quickly said: Your comb? Do not hide, I know that on you are bringing the comb frequently, in bosom! Takes quickly, are my two days have not combed the hair and wash the face, how good to receive guests?” 村长看向药师,连忙道:“你的梳子呢?别藏了,我知道你身上经常带着梳子,就在怀里!快拿出来,我两天没有梳洗了,怎好见客?” Apothecary sneers, remains unmoved. 药师冷笑一声,不为所动。 Village Chief compensates to say with a smile: Was I was disinclined over the two days, my mistake.” 村长赔笑道:“是我这两天懒得动,我的错。” Apothecary gives him the comb, Village Chief origin qi controlling causes the comb, combed the hair, the good and evil was neater. 药师将梳子给他,村长元气驭使梳子,梳了梳头,好歹整齐了一些。 Young Patriarch and Law Enforcement Elder walks, pauses to salute upon meeting, Village Chief said with a smile: Incomplete person, is unable to return salute, but also asked the fellow daoist to excuse me. Please sit down. Apothecary, looks at the tea.” 少年祖师执法长老走来,停步见礼,村长笑道:“残缺之人,无法还礼,还请道友见谅。请坐。药师,看茶。” Young Patriarch sat down, looks to stand in Law Enforcement Elder, said with a smile: I no longer am Saint Cult Patriarch, without that many customs, sits down together.” 少年祖师坐下,看了看站在身边的执法长老,笑道:“我已经不再是圣教祖师了,没有那么多规矩,一起坐下吧。” Law Enforcement Elder also sat, one side behind bamboo basket will unload, places. 执法长老也坐了下来,将身后的竹篓卸下,放在一边。 Apothecary brings the tea set, has heated pot water newly, invests the tea leaves, stuffy a small little while, pours tea for two people. 药师取来茶具,新烧了一壶水,投入茶叶,闷了一小会儿,为两人斟茶。 Apothecary is the south drinking law.” Young Patriarch said with a smile. 药师是南方的喝法啊。”少年祖师笑道。 Apothecary said with a smile: „South I come, drank the southern tea. The northern tea is used to look at the shoot rise ups and downs, the southern tea soup bottom clear photo passes the will of the people, has the advantage respectively.” 药师笑道:“我出身南方,喝惯了南方的茶。北方的茶惯看嫩芽起落沉浮,南方的茶汤底清亮照透人心,各有好处。” Young Patriarch said with a smile: No wonder you frequently sit here. Village Chief, did I go for shelter on the several th, how under your opinion?” 少年祖师笑道:“难怪你们俩经常坐在这里。村长,我来投奔几日,你意下如何?” Village Chief has not spoken with enough time, Apothecary claps to say with a smile: Good, good! After this old gentleman since Mu'er walks, nearly can suffocate me, daily the dead paralysis here, did not speak does not move.” 村长还未来得及说话,药师拍手笑道:“好,太好了!这老爷子自从牧儿走后,险些能把我闷死过去,天天死瘫在这里,不说话也不动弹。” Village Chief stares his one eyes, said to Young Patriarch: You were now idle, comes several day static brain is also a happy event.” 村长瞪他一眼,向少年祖师道:“你现在清闲了,来住几日静静脑子也是一件快事。” Young Patriarch said: I admire to Dao Brother, Saint Cult Master obtains cultivation, is really certainly certainly remarkable, out of the ordinary, therefore wants to consult. Saint Cult Master inborn Overlord Body, moreover practice Overlord Body Three Elixir Art, an ability is really uncommon. I experience shallowly, does not know that this in world also has Overlord Body, these days happen to ask for advice to Dao Brother......” 少年祖师道:“我对道兄钦佩有加,圣教主得到诸位栽培,真是绝绝卓越,非同凡响,因此想来请教。圣教主天生霸体,而且修炼霸体三丹功,一身本领着实不凡。我见识浅,不知这世间还有霸体,这几日正好向道兄讨教……” Overlord Body!” 霸体!” Village Chief and Apothecary look at each other one, suddenly smiled to spurt, two old man ages were not small, smiled the mouth Boss, smiled the tears nasal mucus together, smiled has not gasped for breath. 村长药师对视一眼,突然笑喷了,两个老头年纪也都不小了,笑得嘴巴老大,笑得眼泪鼻涕一起下,笑得喘不过气来。 Overlord Body...... Ha!” 霸体……哈哈哈!” Village Chief smiles stumbles and falls, get lost/rolled from deck chair, Apothecary also smiles to plant from the deck chair, both hands thump place, cannot crawl. 村长笑得打跌,从躺椅上滚了下去,药师也笑得从躺椅上栽到下来,双手捶地,爬不起来。 Young Patriarch and Law Enforcement Elder was smiled bewilderedly by them, Law Enforcement Elder sends being afraid/painful at heart: These two usually in bored? Did not have anything to smile obviously, smiles including being mad is about not to have. I and Patriarch stay overnight here, did time grow has been able also to turn into this crazy appearance?” 少年祖师执法长老被他二人笑得莫名其妙,执法长老心里发憷:“这两人平日里有多无聊?明明没有什么笑点,偏偏笑得连气都快没了。我和祖师留宿在这里,时间长了会不会也变成这幅疯癫模样?” Village Chief stopped the moment, lies down whistling gasps for breath on the ground, Apothecary points at Young Patriarch to say with a smile: We also deceived Devil Cult Patriarch! Hahahaha!” 村长消停了片刻,躺在地上呼呼喘气,药师指着少年祖师笑道:“我们把魔教祖师也糊弄了!哈哈哈哈!” Village Chief crazily laughs, Apothecary in thump place. 村长又疯狂大笑起来,药师又在捶地。 Crossed long time, Village Chief fluttered, falls on the deck chair, origin qi curls the comb to comb the chaotic hair. Apothecary walks away, has patted dust, washed the face, then escapes from another small comb from the bosom, reorganizes, this comes back, sitting down formally, said apologetically: Two Dao Brother, in the village remaining both of us, are only stuffy daily, the hen dragon ran to gang up with one Duke, hatched hatches one pile of small hen dragons. Some rare people spoke a joke to listen to us, therefore somewhat was unavoidably rude.” 过了良久,村长飘了起来,落回躺椅上,元气卷着梳子梳理乱糟糟的头发。药师走远一些,拍了拍身上的尘土,又去洗了把脸,然后从怀中逃出另一个小梳子,整理一番,这才回来,正儿八经的坐下,歉然道:“两位道兄,村里只剩下我们俩,天天闷得要死,鸡婆龙都跑出去勾搭了一只公的,抱窝孵出一堆小鸡婆龙。难得有人讲个笑话给我们听,所以难免有些失态。” Young Patriarch behind looks to them that sees only a person of high hen dragon to bring one flock of small hen dragons to take a stroll in the village, that hen has patted flapping the wings, starts strong winds. 少年祖师向他们身后看去,只见一只一人多高的鸡婆龙带着一群小鸡婆龙正在村子里溜达,那只母鸡拍了拍翅膀,掀起一阵狂风。 Overlord Body what's the matter?” 霸体到底是怎么回事?” Young Patriarch consults modestly, said: Also please two be liberal to grant instruction. My truly vision shallow......” 少年祖师虚心请教,道:“还请两位不吝赐教。我确实眼界浅了点……” Let alone.” “别说了。” Village Chief bears smile: I told you then am.” 村长忍住笑:“我告诉你们便是。” Passed the moment, knew that the truth Young Patriarch and Law Enforcement Elder is stunned, like was rumbled 100 to be trampled 100 by the heavenly thunder by the herd, long time cannot get back one's composure. 过了片刻,得知真相的少年祖师执法长老错愕,有如被天雷轰了100遍又被蛮牛群践踏了100遍,半晌回不过神来。 Most formidable Overlord Body, can be the body of average person unexpectedly, most formidable Overlord Body Three Elixir Art, can be unexpectedly as ordinary brings stronging and healthy body Daoyin Art as the average people! 最强大的霸体,竟然会是普通人的身体,最强大的霸体三丹功,竟然会是普通到普通人都拿来强身健体的导引功 However Qin Mu also practice this cultivation technique, but also thinks oneself are Overlord Body. 但是偏偏秦牧修炼了这种功法,还以为自己是霸体 This is also not the key, what is essential, believing in firmly Qin Mu, with Mortal Body and Daoyin Art, hits other talented person great ability talents scared shitless, just like true Overlord Body! 这还不是关键,关键的是,深信不疑的秦牧,用凡体导引功,把其他人才大才天才打得屁滚尿流,活脱脱一个真正的霸体 Village Chief and Apothecary are complacent, look at each other one, Village Chief said quietly: You look at their expressions, with exactly the same that I think.” 村长药师得意洋洋,对视一眼,村长悄声道:“你看他们的表情,和我想的一模一样。” Young Patriarch puts out foul air, facial color is strange: So that's how it is, so that's how it is...... However Overlord Body Three Elixir Art really has the issue, is uncommon.” 少年祖师吐出一口浊气,面色古怪:“原来如此,原来如此……但是霸体三丹功确实有问题,非常不凡。” Overlord Body Three Elixir Art, although is finding at everywhere Daoyin Art, but indeed has the issue. Can this cultivation technique practice to Mu'er this level, very few, can definitely say that only has Mu'er one.” 霸体三丹功虽然是随处可见的导引功,但的确有问题。只是,能够将这门功法修炼牧儿这种层次的,少之又少,完全可以说只有牧儿一个。” Village Chief stern say/way: Most lowers me not to see. I suspected that this cultivation technique is Great Ruins turns into Great Ruins beforehand cultivation technique, should not go bad, does not know how to spread, then has become most common Daoyin Art, but I cannot determine. No one can think that this cultivation technique really has one day that was built up.” 村长正色道:“最低我没有见过。我怀疑,这门功法大墟变成大墟之前的功法,应该还不坏,不知怎么流传下来,便成了最普通的导引功,但是我不敢确定。谁也想不到,这门功法竟然有被人炼成的一天。” The Young Patriarch vision flashes: Could say, before Great Ruins turned into Great Ruins, the average person can also practice, this Overlord Body Three Elixir Art then be the method of that time average person practice. Because a big accident, causing the average person unable practice, Four Great Spirit Bodies also appeared after that became the present mainstream.” 少年祖师目光闪动:“或许可以说,在大墟变成大墟之前,普通人也是可以修炼的,这霸体三丹功便是那时的普通人修炼之法。但是因为一场大变故,导致了普通人不能修炼,四大灵体也是在那之后出现,成为了现在的主流。” The Apothecary heart moves slightly, said: „Isn't average person able practice, how Mu'er to be can practice? Only depends on him to study hard hundred times not to be justified compared with other people merely, in the world also has certainly compared with his more studious person. Is hundred times of other average people cannot only be justified depending on the resources that he consumes, possibly some people will give up the expenditure so huge resources to stimulate Mortal Body. Then, he has certainly with the average person different place.” 药师心头微动,道:“普通人无法修炼,牧儿是如何能够修炼的?仅仅只凭他比其他人用功百倍说不过去,世上一定还有比他更用功之人。仅凭他消耗的资源是其他普通人的百倍也说不过去,可能会有人舍得花费如此庞大的资源激发凡体。那么,他一定有与普通人不一样的地方。” The Village Chief heart jumps, said: Perhaps he is Great Ruins turns into the Great Ruins beforehand average person.” 村长心头一跳,道:“或许他是大墟变成大墟之前的普通人。” Three people look at each other one, approves this idea respectively. Young Patriarch said: „, Does the average person before this cataclysm, where come?” 三人对视一眼,各自认同这个想法。少年祖师道:“那么,他这个灾变前的普通人,是从哪里来的?” Village Chief and Apothecary said with one voice: Carefree Village!” They said that vision looking at each other, some heart vibrations. 村长药师异口同声道:“无忧乡!”两人说罢,目光对视,心头都有些震动。 Only then protects buddhist law Elder brain them not to transfer quickly, cannot insert the mouth. 只有护法长老脑筋没有他们转得快,云里雾里,没能插上嘴。 I thought that my thought cannot follow them......” Protector Elder to have a naturally pushed aside feeling. “我觉得我的思维跟不上他们……”护法长老有一种天然被排挤的感觉。 Carefree Village?” 无忧乡?” In the Young Patriarch heart moves slightly, said: May I ask this Carefree Village where?” 少年祖师心中微动,道:“敢问这无忧乡在何处?” Village Chief shows a faint smile: Does not know. However if fellow daoist interested, tonight, we can leave the village to look.” 村长微微一笑:“不知道。不过道友若是有兴趣的话,今天晚上,我们可以出村去找一找。” Leaves the village?” “出村吗?” Young Patriarch turns the head, looks to vast boundless Great Ruins, the heart somewhat is suddenly intense, some anticipations. 少年祖师转头,看向浩瀚无垠的大墟,心头突然有些紧张,又有些期待。 Came right. 来对了。 In his heart secretly thought. 他心中暗道。 For a long time did not have this type to feel excitedly excitedly, the Disabled Elderly Village's old bastards made him have the risk and impulsion of youth time. 好久没有这种激动兴奋的感觉了,残老村的老坏蛋们又让他有了少年时期的冒险和冲动。 The old man who two treadons into coffin, adds on old man again, middle-aged person not old Apothecary, goes to the wrapped in a shroud of obscurity Great Ruins deep place to experience dangers together, moreover experiences dangers in darkness, thinks really to be rousing. 两个一只脚踏入棺材里的老头,再加上一个老人,一个半老不老的药师,一起去神秘莫测的大墟深处历险,而且是在黑暗之中历险,想一想还真令人兴奋呢。 Saint Overlooking Mountain, Qin Mu told: Ling’er, this mountain, although is my Heavenly Saint Cult Holy Land, but I am also the first time come here, does not know that which bad risks this place also has, do not run all over the place in all directions, when I build the teleporation method on this wall, then leads you to exit.” 圣临山,秦牧吩咐道:“灵儿,这座山虽是我天圣教圣地,但我也是头一次来到这里,不知道此地还有哪些凶险,你不要四处乱跑,等我修成这面墙上的传送法门,便带你出去。” Hu Ling'er has complied with one, turns around to run this palace. 狐灵儿应了一声,转身跑出这座宫殿。 Qin Mu sat before the wall, sizes up the teleporation method on wall carefully. 秦牧在墙壁前坐了下来,细细打量墙上的传送法门。 The teleporation method on this wall is one type the means of refining the treasure, various rune, formation and divine ability in, cannot the independent employment, probably refine the treasure, ability urge the round of teleporation effect. 这面墙壁上的传送法门是一种炼制宝物的办法,其中的各种符文阵法神通,都不可以单独使用,必须要炼制成宝,才能催发传送的效果。 Heavenly Devil Cult many high levels have refined Teleportation Flag, the teleporation clothes, is this truth. 天魔教许多高层炼制了传送旗,传送衣,就是这个道理。 The place that Teleportation Flag one volume, the flag blocks from, can pass on entirely, can carry off many people. But the teleporation clothes blocks from the body, can carry off. 传送旗一卷,大旗遮住的地方,统统可以传走,可以带走多人。而传送衣遮住身体,可以将自己带走。 Qin Mu perceives through meditation the teleporation method carefully mystery, in one day the time, will perceive through meditation the teleporation method on wall finally thoroughly, in the heart actually starts to calculate. 秦牧仔细参悟传送法门的奥妙,过了一天时间,总算将墙壁上的传送法门参悟透彻,心中却开始盘算起来。 The Heavenly Devil Cult teleporation method stimulates formation by rune, formation stimulates to movement divine ability, because is too complex, displays very much difficultly directly divine ability, causes to refine the treasure, can carry on teleporation. 天魔教传送法门是靠符文来激发阵法,阵法来催动神通,因为太复杂,很难直接将神通施展出来,导致必须要炼制成宝物,才可以进行传送 If can display divine ability directly, can have the teleporation effect, definitely the Teleportation Flag teleporation clothes and so on treasure is more flexible. 倘若可以直接施展神通,也可以有传送的效果,肯定比传送旗传送衣之类的宝物更加灵活。 Moreover, Qin Mu perceives through meditation such for a long time, discovered that this teleporation method, needs to calculate the skill actually wisely, cultivation base in algorithm is higher, ability grasps teleporation divine ability quickly. 而且,秦牧参悟这么久,发现这传送法门,其实需要高明的计算技巧,在算法上的修为更高,才能更快掌握传送神通 I need wiser technique of calculation ancient book!” “我需要更为高明的术数典籍!” Today three, do not have fourth, the brothers do not want the ranking four. 今天三更,没有第四更了,兄弟们不要等第四更哦。
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