SPCR :: Volume #24

#2381: Exceptionally

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After one grand procedure/program, Cen Daoist finally repeated calling and urging got down deer Che, arrived at the Qin general palaces surrounded by numerous ghost officer, the seat of honor sat down, side governing stood, the below many ghost officers bowed politely, looked like court of the world of mortals, very did likely a matter. 一套隆重的程序过后,岑道人终于千呼万唤的下了鹿车,在一众鬼官的簇拥下来到了秦广大殿,主位坐下,旁边御者侍立,下面众多鬼官叩拜,就像是凡间的朝庭,搞得还挺像回事。 Lou Xiaoyi embraces gold/metal Jian, makes in the person of great strength who with legend oneself displays same as far as possible, what although he hasn't seen the true immortal courtyard person of great strength is? gold/metal Jian is Cen Daoist gives him, is the dwelling place of celestial beings utensil, the material quality is good, somewhat sinks! By him now by the physical condition of seal, with this thing words that when the sword causes, not necessarily handy. 娄小乙怀抱金锏,尽量让自己表现的和传说中的力士一样,虽然他也没见过真正的仙庭力士到底是什么样？金锏是岑道人給他的,也是仙家器物,材质还不错,就是有些沉！以他现在被封印的身体状况,拿这东西当剑使的话,就未必得心应手。 From beginning to end, Cen Daoist to him had not disclosed how the plan reforms in the nether world, he had not asked that because this involves the issue how the future merit carved up ; If he offers advice, how should that this account calculate finally? Can compete? 从始至终,岑道人也没向他透露打算在阴曹地府怎么改革,他也没问,因为这涉及到了未来功德怎么瓜分的问题;如果他在其中出了主意,那最后这账该怎么算？会不会喧宾夺主？ Although two people present relations are good, but does not have to be able well the situation that the merit respectful palm reading lets. 虽然两人现在的关系还算不错,但也没好到可以把功德恭手相让的地步。 Lou Xiaoyi has taken advantage in five points of collisions, now should be one's turn Cen Daoist, this is the tacit understanding of cultivator coordination with each other. 娄小乙在五环碰撞事件中已经占了大便宜,现在就该轮到岑道人,这是修士互相配合的默契。 But he does not favor hell one line of Cen Daoist, although first time hell, but here constrains the gloomy atmosphere to make him very uncomfortable ; Although this is the nether world should have the appearance that in the understanding of mortal, but that is the thought of mortal, counted on that such atmosphere can eliminate the ti air/Qi? 但他可不太看好岑道人的地府一行,虽然头一次来地府,但这里压抑阴沉的氛围让他很不舒服;虽然在凡人的理解中这就是阴曹地府应该有的样子,但那是凡人的思维,指望这样的氛围能消除戻气？ Feared only then increases the ti air/Qi! 怕就只有增加戻气！ With his feeling, this not completely changes the matter that the system can solve! Moreover, the system will also lose shape, without immortal stares here, your front leg walks, the back leg will restore the original design. 以他的感觉,这就不完全是改变制度能解决的事！而且,制度也会走样的,没有仙人盯在这里,你前脚走,后脚就会恢复原样。 But he cannot say anything now, this time is primarily Cen Daoist, he is a person of great strength ; What is a person of great strength? Only causes the strength, does not bring the brain! 但他现在也不能说什么,这次是以岑道人为主,他就是个力士;什么是力士？就是只使力气,不带脑子！ Cen Daoren turns the looks at dossier pretentiously, actually does not have the significance. Several thousand years later, are innumerable through the mortal of here reincarnation, the previous life does not have the trace, next life traceless, the experience in nether world is bad debts, how hasn't wanted to write how to write? 岑道人装模作样的翻看着卷宗,其实就毫无意义。几千年下来,通过这里转生的凡人无数,前生无踪,来世无痕,在阴曹地府中的经历更是一笔烂账,还不是想怎么写就怎么写？ But this actually must the former play, in the egg must pick up the bone, goal only then- strikes! 但这却是必须的前戏,鸡蛋里也要挑出骨头来,目的只有一个-敲打敲打！ Knocked the double-hour, the following hell bureaucrats actually do not have one to hit to knock not to rest patiently! Listened is very earnest, but also once for a while reconsideration oneself, special book- hangs the pen such as to fly there, for fear that drops a character! 敲了个把时辰,下面的地府官僚们竟然没有一个打磕睡不耐烦的！听的很认真,还时不时的反思自己,还有专门的书-记在那里悬笔如飞,生怕落下一个字！ Lou Xiaoyi watches, sighed! Such performance nothing but is two situations, either is wholehearted wants to start with a clean slate, either is the left ear goes , the right ear comes out, one group of senior officer cunning people are deceiving the boss. 娄小乙看在眼里,不禁又叹了口气！这样的表现无非就是两种情况,要么是真心实意的想改过自新,要么就是左耳朵进去,右耳朵出来,一群老官油子在糊弄上司呢。 Is several tens of thousands of years of old cat meat to these officer ages, you thought that which type can be? 对这些官龄长达数万年的老猫肉,你觉得会是哪一种？ Lou Xiaoyi has not reminded, to immortal of 1 million years of life, the reminder insulted. 娄小乙没有提醒,对一个百万年生命的仙人来说,提醒就是侮辱。 Cen Daoren very satisfied nod, no matter real satisfaction satisfies false, he must ship out the satisfactory stance to come, particularly when he now is the status of yan. 岑道人很满意的点点头,不管是真满意还是假满意,他也必须装出满意的姿态来,尤其是他现在还是个贋品的身份时。 „I have the hell to reform ten plans, today hands down, you and others according to the idea conduct, want to come soon after to be able also the hell ringing the universe!” “我有地府改革十策,今日传下,你等依计行事,想来不久之后就能还地府朗朗乾坤！” The Cen Daoren dignified vision has swept the ghosts, saw a series of anxieties, in the heart despised , this must real thing, original feature revealed ; But this could not stop his determination, for this reason, he has prepared many years. 岑道人威严的目光扫过众鬼,看到了一系列的不安,心中鄙视,果然,这要动真格了,本来面目就都露出来了;但这阻挡不了他的决心,为此,他已经准备了很多年。 „ First, hell ghost officer hundred years of certain, on those who are able, under mediocre person! Ten palace Yama everyone may do, does not have the disciple of holding a job without doing any work possibly, Tyrant Ling bullies the generation! “第一,地府鬼官百年一定品,能者上,庸者下！十殿阎罗人人可做,再不容许有尸位素餐之徒,霸凌欺压之辈！ Second, establishes a reporting system of mutual supervision, to satisfy the behavior of oneself wicked interest carries out the firm attack to these! 第二,建立一个互相监督的举报体制,对那些为满足自身恶趣味的行为进行坚决打击！ Third, the hell is extremely brutal, has the suspicion of overcorrecting, needs to distinguish, user-friendly! 第三,十八层地狱太过残酷,有矫枉过正之嫌,需要更区别化,人性化！ ...... ” ……” Keeping saying that Cen Daoist draws, nearby Lou Xiaoyi starts the relaxing physique slowly, moves the hands and feet, the preparation opens kills! 岑道人吧拉吧拉的说个不停,旁边的娄小乙就开始慢慢的舒散筋骨,活动手脚,准备开杀！ Such way, is not changes, is looks for a job! 这样的方式,就不是来改变的,就是来找事的！ Really, Cen say/way logical expression has not said, the following ghost officers reveal completely on each one ominous eyeballs, that child respectful good docile did not see, starts to expose their original feature. 果然,岑道人话还没说完,下面的鬼官们就个个凶睛毕露,那点子恭良温顺再也不见,开始暴露了他们的本来面目。 Qin Guangwang leaps stands up, the loud interrogation, „ doesn't Exalted Immortal this want to make the subordinates feel better? I and other person here, few also served for the immortal courtyard for several tens of thousands of years, many have above 100,000 years, especially I and other palace Yama, are grow with the hell companion, without the merit also has the efforts firmly, only depends on Exalted Immortal a few words, did all that I and others made completely pay the running water? 秦广王腾地站起身,大声质问,“上仙这是不想让属下们好过了么？我等在这里的每个人,少的也为仙庭服务了数万年,多的更有在十万年之上,尤其我等十殿阎罗,更是同地府陪伴成长起来的,没有功牢也有苦劳,就只凭上仙一句话,我等所做的一切就尽付流水了？ Heavenly Dao is unfair, regards the soul like the dogs and hay worthless thing! 天道不公,视灵魂如刍狗！ This unloaded the grinding to kill the life of donkey, I and others be please unacceptable! ” 这等卸磨杀驴之命,请恕我等不能接受！” Not is only he, including his behind another nine Yama, but also including their these subordinates, one after another starts the drum to be dry, big of momentum, as if must raise Qin Guangdian the roof ornament! 不仅是他,也包括他身后的另外九位阎罗王,还包括他们的那些下属们,一个个的都开始鼓燥起来,声势之大,仿佛要掀去秦广殿的顶子！ Cen Daoist can calm down actually very much, an resembles true immortal security of like that performance, 岑道人倒是很沉得住气,表现的像一个真正仙人那般的有恃无恐, „ The custom of nether world, is decided by the immortal courtyard, rather than you! What's wrong, here abused power for tens of thousands years, really thinks that was here master? “阴曹地府的规矩,是由仙庭定的,而不是你们！怎么,在这里作威作福了几万年,就真的以为是这里的主人了么？ The immortal courtyard can you, naturally be able to take back! Chatty, I feared that your soul is not necessarily able to preserve wholely! ” 仙庭能給你们,自然就能收回！唧唧歪歪的,我怕你们连魂魄都未必能保全囫囵！” Cen Daoist somewhat knew about here after all, knows cannot be soft to these slippery customers, your soft one step, later also don't thinks reforms again successfully! 岑道人毕竟对这里有些了解,知道对这些老油子来说就不能软,你软一步,以后就再也甭想改革成功！ Ghost king stands, was Yama, „ Exalted Immortal said is! I and others all these are the immortal courtyard, otherwise does not know that now has transferred many worlds, received the pain of many worlds! 一名鬼王站了出来,正是阎罗王,“上仙说得是！我等这一切都是仙庭所予,否则现在都不知转过多少次世,受了多少世的苦！ Thank the immortal courtyard, the respect immortal courtyard, even if the immortal courtyard makes us die now, now is reincarnated to make the cow to make the horse, we did not have two words certainly! 感谢仙庭,尊重仙庭,哪怕仙庭现在让我们死,现在就转世去做牛做马,我们都绝无二话！ However, can Exalted Immortal really represent the immortal courtyard? ” 但是,上仙真的能代表仙庭么？” Cen Daoren knows that the important matter is not good, strong self-stabilization, „ how? Is this wants to revolt? Was entered you from supposing doesn't the hell, always get the reincarnation? 岑道人知道大事不好,强自镇定,“怎么？这是想造反？被打进你们自设的十八层地狱,永世不得转生？ Draws back to me, otherwise do not blame my heavy hand to destroy the soul! ” 都給我退下,否则别怪我辣手摧魂！” Shriek and howl wildly! In Qin Guangdian the has ghost officer all burst out laughing to laugh wildly, in the laughter, everyone took out the oneself weapon, the judge pen of judge, Black and White Impermanence mourning staff, the steel fork of demons in buddhist hell, the iron chain of below yama's underlings...... 鬼哭狼嚎！秦广殿中所有鬼官皆捧腹狂笑,笑声中,每人都取出了自己的武器,判官的判官笔,黑白无常的哭丧棒,牛头马面的钢叉,下面鬼卒的铁链…… Transfers the buddha to point at somebody chops, „ high-rising that bold avid follower , when my nether world has not experienced, being unable to tell true from false, was casual a person to install the god to make the immortal here? 转轮王戟指一劈,“兀那大胆狂徒,真的当我阴曹地府没有见识,不辨真伪,随便下来一个人就能在这里装神弄仙了么？ I and others respected your some abilities, since can getting down nether world, when is also the person of the world of mortals practice, in line with is respectively unrelated, main road principle upwards, for oneself, does not consider does not know, satisfying you and other wishes from going were! 我等本来敬你有些能力,既然能下来阴曹地府,当也是凡间修行之人,本着各不相干,大路朝天的原则,不为己甚,就当是不知,满足了你等心愿自去便是！ Your these two dog heads, the will of the people insatiably greedies unexpectedly insufficient, wants to interfere with the operation of nether world unexpectedly, carried everyone's rice bowl! 没成想你们这两个狗头,人心不足蛇吞象,竟然还想干涉阴曹地府的运行,端了大家的饭碗！ May endure, what else cannot be tolerated! 是可忍,孰不可忍！ Such being the case, that has done, we must have a look but actually, world cultivator came to my nether world, but also somewhat the skill can depending on holding! ” 既然如此,那就做过一场,我们倒要看看,人间修士来了我阴曹地府,还有几分本事可以凭持！”
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