SPCR :: Volume #24

#2380: Imperial envoys

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In sinkhole, besides having the hell, ten main hall distributed in. 天坑中,除了有十八层地狱,还有十个大殿分布其中。 Cen Daoist told: „Goes to Qin Guangwang Palace, there has the palace bell, can call everyone to meet!” 岑道人就吩咐道:“去秦广王殿,那里有殿钟,能召集大家来开会！” The deer car(riage) circles, without the ghost cheers, without soul fear, here all souls actually on a condition- numb. 鹿车盘旋而下,没鬼欢呼,也没魂害怕,这里的所有的魂魄其实就一个状态-麻木。 Even does not have the ghost officer to come out to welcome, especially several thousand years have appeared without immortal, naturally, they would have no to consider possibility that immortal has. 甚至也没有鬼官出来相迎,尤其已经好几千年没仙人出现,自然而然的,他们就没考虑仙人出现的可能。 Outside Qin Guangwang Palace on the cableway bucket, is hanging a giant bell- death knell. 秦广王殿外吊斗上,挂着一口巨大的钟-丧钟。 Lou Xiaoyi flutters before the bell, lifted the hand to pick up the drumstick ; The way that he marches forward here flutters, but this fluttering is not magical power acts, but is here all things is fluttering! With the world normal walks to be the same, here does not have the land! 娄小乙就飘到钟前,抬手拾起了鼓槌;他在这里行进的方式就是飘,但这种飘不是法力施为,而是这里所有的东西都在飘！就和人间正常的走路一样,这里没有大地！ „Did death knell call for whom?” “丧钟为谁而鸣？” Lou Xiaoyi heaved a sigh, while held up the drumstick, effort pounded. 娄小乙一边唉声叹气,一边举起鼓槌,用力的砸了下去。 This a time is very bewildered traveling schedule, the goal was not explicit, the method is far-fetched, the objects are not the person...... the completely strange system, not only refers to the bureaucrats in nether world, the force system of also including him most caring about! 这是一次很莫名其妙的行程,目标不明确,方法不靠谱,对象都不是人……完全陌生的体系,不仅是指阴曹地府的官僚们,也包括他最关心的力量体系！ The death knell depressed sound reverberation in the entire sinkhole, the special material quality, the bell frequency of intentionally lowering shakes is popular is scared, this is immortal to create the atmosphere but desirably is, all for the gloomy terrifying, destroy the soul the will! 丧钟沉闷的声音回荡在整个天坑中,特殊的材质,故意调低的钟频震得人心中发毛,这是仙人们为了营造气氛刻意而为,一切都为了阴森恐怖,摧残灵魂的意志！ Naturally, this possibly is not the immortal original intention, who makes the mortals think? 当然,这可能也并不是仙人的本意,谁让凡人们都是这么认为的呢？ Although the ding is low and deep, the penetrating power is incomparable! Almost in a flash, in each main hall flew the innumerable forms, these liked soul body panic-stricken staring of good-for-nothing in the numbness in a big way the eye, cannot help but nearby looked for a dependence, then poked head , the uneasy waiting possible accident, has become accustomed to them, not worst, was worse! 钟声虽然低沉,却穿透力无比！几乎一瞬间,各个大殿中都飞起了无数的身影,那些在麻木中有如行尸走肉的灵魂身体则惊恐的瞪大了眼睛,不由自主的就近找个依靠,然后探出头,忐忑不安的等待可能的变故,对他们来说早就习以为常,没有最坏,只有更坏！ Comes quickly is Qin Guangwang, a potbellied fatty, the brain withstand/top the long lump, the eyebrows upturned at the ends hangs slantingly, both eyes suddenly/violently Tu, mouth like large-mouthed vessel ; The upper body is extremely long is extremely fat, lower part of the body two waste of flax legs ; A large red robe, the strong point of extravagant, as if must hang to the utmost all family belongings...... 来得最快的就是秦广王,一个大腹便便的胖子,脑顶长瘤,吊眉斜挂,双目暴突,口如血盆;上身极长极胖,下身两条麻杆腿;一身大红袍,极尽奢豪之能事,仿佛要把所有的家当都挂上去似的…… Is one group of subordinate officials, the height degree of stoutness, the appearance varies, but the common features, ugly are extremely extremely ominous, looks is not the good branch! 身后是一群属僚,高矮胖瘦,形貌各异,但有一个共同的特点,极丑极凶,一看就不是什么善岔！ Listens to nearby Lou Xiaoyi to sigh, in deer Che Cen Daoist is also very helpless! 听娄小乙一旁叹气,鹿车中的岑道人也很无奈！ „ This cannot blame the immortal courtyard being aesthetic! Who lets mortal world to description of nether world character is such? All domain, all characters construct the picture, the characters to nether world leaves does not look at the ominous ugly essence! “这倒不能怪仙庭审美不佳！谁让凡人世界对阴曹地府人物的形容都是这样的呢？所有的界域,所有的人物构画,对阴曹地府的人物都离不看凶丑的本质！ They do not understand that anything is cultivates true virtue, therefore simple thinks good certainly is handsome, bad definitely is ugly...... 他们不明白什么是修真,所以就简单的认为好的就一定是俊的,坏的就肯定是丑的…… Must discover such a group of worthless people, initially immortal of first management hell may not have few fee/spent strengths, afterward immortal was disinclined to look simply again, gathers together is coming! ” 要找出这么一大群的歪瓜裂枣,当初第一位管理地府的仙人可没少费力气,后来的仙人就干脆懒得再找,凑和着来吧！” looks at these ghost officers rub gently in not far away, wants to come everyone all assembleds to come to meet in again, is very strange, 看着这些鬼官在不远处磨磨蹭蹭,想来是在等大家聚齐了再过来相见,就很奇怪, „Being the officer are many! Is this each main hall must match one set of bureaucracy? I thought that each palace has to sentence government authorities Monarch and Zhong Kui probably, Black and White Impermanence, demons in buddhist hell and goddess......” “属官不少呢！这是每个大殿都要配一套官僚体系么？我看他们每个殿好像都有判官府君、钟馗、黑白无常、牛头马面、孟婆神……” Cen Daoist is also actually disinclined to explain, because all of this place make him speechless, but since the sword cultivates to ask, but also has to waste the argument, 岑道人其实也懒得解释,因为这地方的一切都让他无语,但既然剑修问起来,还不得不浪费口舌, „, when according to the understanding of mortal, after the person dies, by goes to seize the soul Black and White Impermanence, the judge places on trial, the demons in buddhist hell is a goon, finally the yama determines guilt, after enough suffers, hands over by the Meng women fills the soup, probably is such a procedure/program. “按照凡人的理解,人死之后当由黑白无常前往拘魂,判官审判,牛头马面是打手,最后阎王定罪,受够折磨后再交由孟婆灌汤,大概就是这么一套程序。 But in this is the errors is actually full of! 但这里面其实是错漏百出的！ First if counted on that arrests the person Black and White Impermanence, will die of exhaustion their! Really so the operation, the hell probably needs millions of Black and White Impermanence. 首先如果指望黑白无常去拘人,会累死他们的！真如此操作,地府可能需要千千万万个黑白无常。 The judges are impossible to try these souls one by one passing, that bad debts, the yamen of reference world of mortals knows, cannot toss about! 判官也不可能挨个审判这些灵魂的过往,那都一笔笔的烂账,参照凡间的衙门就知道,折腾不起！ The Meng women are actually idle, she actually does not need to fill the soup, because in the embryo the riddle is reincarnated on being doomed soul cannot stay behind any memory, cultivator cannot achieve, let alone ordinary mortal? 孟婆倒是清闲,她其实也根本不用灌汤,因为胎中之谜就注定灵魂转世不会留下任何记忆,修士都做不到,何况普通凡人？ Therefore that radically is reckless Latang, according to the Meng woman's hobby decides, has what food to use anything on hand, pure ceremony feeling...... 所以那根本就是胡辣汤,根据孟婆的爱好而定,手头有什么食材就用什么,纯粹的仪式感…… Many similar things, everyone is deceiving, does not know that whom is deceiving! ” 还有很多类似的东西,大家都在糊弄,也不知道到底在糊弄谁！” Complaining of Cen Daoist is incessant, „, therefore, the Golden Immortal conscience wants to establish one through the nether world with the cultivator reincarnation similar system, serves the purpose of rewarding virtue and punishing vice while convenient, but passed this many years, finally discovered that they setting up one corrupt hell system, anything has not achieved! 岑道人的吐槽滔滔不绝,“所以,金仙们本心是想通过阴曹地府来建立一个和修士转生类似的系统,顺便达到惩恶扬善的目的,但过去了这许多年,结果发现他们除了建立起一套腐败的地府制度外,什么也没做到！ Even, wants dark hundred times compared with mortal world among! Because here has not cultivated true virtue the strength to keep in balance! ” 甚至,比凡世间还要黑暗百倍！因为这里没有修真力量来制衡！” In talking endlessly of Cen Daoist, ten palace Yama finally all assembleds! 在岑道人的喋喋不休中,十殿阎罗终于聚齐了！ Ten Yama, Qin Guangwang, the Chujiang king and Song Diwang, the medical examiner officer king, Yama, the equal king, the Mount Tai king, the metropolis king and Bian Chengwang, the revolutions buddha, simultaneously trod a arrange/cloth upward, opened the mouth by Qin Guangwang of lead, 十个阎罗王,秦广王、楚江王、宋帝王、仵官王、阎罗王、平等王、泰山王、都市王、卞城王、转轮王,齐齐往上踏出一布,由领头的秦广王开口, „Exalted Immortal arrival, I and others greeted late, many neglects, but also asked Exalted Immortal to forgive!” “上仙驾临,我等迎接来迟,多有怠慢,还请上仙恕罪！” What they look is deer Che, like the cultivating true virtue utensil besides immortal, no one can use in the nether world, cannot use, without this condition. 他们看的是鹿车,像这样的修真器物除了仙人外,在阴曹地府就没人能用,也用不起,没这个条件。 The Cen Daoist clear and bright voice of spreads, „ I am immortal officer north conceals, this time is ordered, because just the hell in 3000 has not belonged to the immortal courtyard order, lost the control, is chaotic, has the lost/carrying Heavenly Dao care for all living things! 岑道人清朗的声音传出,“吾乃仙官北藏,此次受命下来,正因为地府三千年未曾归入仙庭秩序,失了管束,混乱不堪,有负天道好生之德！ thou and others, when gathered palace of in Qinguang, prepares the palace service respectively, when I teach to ask! ” 汝等当聚于秦广之殿,各备殿务,等我训问！” He not polite, points to the goal, this is also the consistent histrionics of immortal management nether world, with some ghosts, even if the powerful ghost, what also there are may say politely? 他没有客气,直指目的,这也是仙人管理阴曹地府的一贯作派,和一些鬼魂,哪怕是强大的鬼魂,又有什么客气可讲？ Naturally, he now is counterfeit Exalted Immortal, but cannot have one's speech softened because of this, otherwise here big deceitful greatly wicked person quite a lot, is all shrewd and crafty, will not be careful is seen the flaw. 当然,他现在是假冒的上仙,但正因为如此就更不能嘴软,否则这里的大奸大恶之人颇多,个个老奸巨猾,一个不小心就会被人看出破绽。 Yama are timid, they already the way of having been used to this type and immortal is together, did not think that has anything is not right, lost the dignity ; Here, loses face in front of immortal is not the issue, so long as can keep the oneself position to be good, other is unimportant. 阎罗王们唯唯诺诺,他们早已习惯了这种和仙人相处的方式,也不觉得有什么不对,就失了尊严;在这里,在仙人面前丢面子不是问题,只要能维持自己的地位就好,其它的都不重要。 In their opinion, each immortal gets down time, basically is the same arguments, first with the boast wicked sound pressure you, the glancing through dossier that then puts on airs, what can also turn out truly? So long as everyone displays is more respectful more and submissive, the attitude is sincere, knows must change mistakenly, was perfunctory one also on the past, this was their experiences, made tens of thousands years of procedure/program, was not all that serious. 在他们看来,每一次的仙人下来,基本上都是同一个调调,先拿大话恶声压你,再装模作样的翻阅卷宗,又能真正翻出什么来？只要大家表现的恭顺些,态度诚恳,知错必改,好歹敷衍一阵也就过去,这是他们的经验,都做了几万年的程序,也没什么大不了。 These ghost officers arranged two rows, respectful, has not known where did the red carpet, had the sound of string and woodwind instruments, the insignia stood in great numbers, made a fullness human emperor that set of thing, this probably was the most grand formality that they can think, also without the means that who let them is not the cultivator family background? 这些鬼官们排成了两列,恭恭敬敬,还不知从哪里搞出了红地毯,有丝竹之声,还有仪仗林立,把人类皇帝那一套东西做了个十足,这大概就是他们能想到的最隆重的礼节,也没办法,谁让他们都不是修士出身呢？
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