SPCR :: Volume #22

#2168: Thighs 【End of the month double asked monthly ticket】


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Daoist by a wild pig excuse, acted bashful stubbornly, in heart depressed, now are the monsters so hard to deal with? 道人被山猪一番说辞,被拿捏的死死的,心中郁闷,现在妖怪都这么难缠了? But he will not promise anything casually, 但他可不会随便就许诺什么, You said who can find the human helper is? Mentioned listens? Perhaps I also knew!” “你说的能找到人类帮手是谁?说来听听?说不定我还认识!” The wild pig clamped the small eye, although it is the pig, but it is not silly! senior brother is what welldoing it is clear, the personal enemy are more than friend, suffers to chop incautiously! 山猪夹了夹小眼睛,虽然它是猪,但它可不傻!师兄是个什么德行它再清楚不过,仇人远比朋友多,一不小心就挨剁! You must first promise me, after hearing, cannot therefore ask us to trouble!” “你得先答应我,听到后不能因此找我们麻烦!” The Daoists laugh in spite of trying not, you, when my what person? Also will make that to bring disaster to the matter of mackerel shad? Mentioned by all means that even if among us really had to grudge , are not related with you!” 道人失笑,“你当我什么人了?还会做那殃及池鱼之事?只管说来,哪怕我们之间确有嫌怨,也和你们没关系!” The wild pig had not felt relieved, „, no matter phoenix here, we want homing helper there, you cannot ask us to trouble! 山猪还不放心,“不管是凤凰这里,还是我们要寻的帮手那里,你都不能找我们麻烦! In order to show the sincerity, you first limiting our array spaces removed! ” 为表诚意,你先把限制我们的法阵空间撤了!” The Daoists are depressed, when you felt when a oneself intelligence quotient might as well pig, is such feeling. 道人郁闷无比,当你感觉自己的智商还不如一头猪时,就是这样的感觉。 Therefore removed the space limitation, like this was OK?” 于是撤了空间限制,“这样可以了么?” The wild pig thinks, looks at the expression of Daoist, while outward crowded words, 山猪想了想,一边看道人的表情,一边往外挤话, That that we look for is Half Immortal, is in a day of pupil the person!” “我们找的那为半仙,是天眸中人!” The Daoists smile, good, can not be been weak by cultivator that the day pupil selects! I also respect to the day pupil very much!” 道人一笑,“不错,能被天眸选中的修士都不弱!我对天眸也很敬重!” Under the wild pig peeps, nothing unusual, then pushes, he often in indoor scene day, therefore we cannot pass on the news......” 山猪偷看下,没什么异常,就接着挤,“他时常在内景天中,所以我们也传不出消息……” The Daoists are very surprised, ancient technique cultivator? You must say, the probability that I know was higher!” 道人很惊讶,“古法修士?你要这么说,那我认识的概率就更高了!” The wild pig final probe, he comes Zhou immortal probably, excelling at causes flying sword......” 山猪最后的试探,“他好像是出身周仙,擅使飞剑……” The person heart to move, has understood completely this pig monster wanted to express anything, was the appearance is truly upright, actually a lot of dirty tricks, 道人心中一动,已经完全明白了这猪妖到底想要表达什么,真正是面相忠厚,其实一肚子坏水, Week immortal I am also very ripe, un, several friends there.” “周仙我也很熟,嗯,还有几个朋友在那里。” Excrement to fart- eye, has to spurt, then does not spurt, perhaps Exalted Immortal was brought back the pent-up anger first to select it. 屎到屁-眼,不得不喷了,再不喷,上仙被勾起心火没准就先把它点了。 But he is actually not week immortal, un, has the line of business in the day pupil, is called Lou Yasi, possibly proposes the punishment?” “但他其实不是周仙人,嗯,在天眸中还有职司,人称娄押司,也可能是提刑?” Four monsters watch out for the complexion change of Exalted Immortal, even if also clearly knew Half Immortal happily possibly? But they cannot bear, because this fan topic makes known, is determines their destiny the time. Acts bashful as for the wild pig previous spoken language, meaningful? 四个妖怪密切注意上仙的脸色变化,哪怕也明知道都半仙了又怎么可能喜形于色?但它们还是忍不住,因为这个迷题一揭晓,就是决定它们命运的时候。至于山猪先前的言语拿捏,有意义么? Between sometimes human and human also stressed the prestige, with monster beast? Has a dream! 人类和人类之间有时候还讲信誉,和妖兽之间?做梦去吧! Really, the Daoist complexion big change, from indifferent to fame or gain freely becomes fierce fierce, hey the sound smiles, sound such as night owlet! 果然,那道人脸色大变,从恬淡自如变得狰狞凶恶,嘿声一笑,声如夜枭! Lou Tixing? Isn't Lou Xiaoyi? Does that Xuanyuan sword cultivate/repair? Also is owing me the inspiration not, bullies my law lineage/vein all sort of unable to withstand! “娄提刑?不就是娄小乙么?那个轩辕剑修?还欠着我灵机不还,欺负我法脉诸般不堪! I cannot do to him, but also cannot do to you! 我奈何不了他,还奈何不了你们么! Decided, today eats four vegetables/dishes not to have the soup, on whereabouts on your four! ” 就这么定了,今日吃四菜没汤,就着落在你们四个身上!” Cold wind same place, sees array, binds four people of bodies, cannot move! Harnesses the dark clouds, in the mouth sang: 阴风一起,又见法阵,裹住四人身体,丝毫动弹不得!驾起黑云,口中唱道: Has fish , meat, has the chicken to have the cat, builds the iron saucepan, fresh best!” “有鱼有肉,有鸡有猫,架起铁锅,新鲜最好!” Four monsters were bound in the cold wind, was on the mouth did not have the ban finally, that big bunch of piece Tang words started to blot out the sky curled to the wild pig! 四个妖怪被裹在阴风里,总算是嘴上没了禁制,那一大堆片汤话就开始铺天盖地的向山猪卷来! Actually all these, were four monsters already the wrap/sets that completed! The big cockerel soaks the gizzard shad little flower meow to exhibit intentionally slyly greedy from the gross lie serial characteristics, actually not for other, for prominent wild pig upright honest, finally by the wild pig over, with has a big mouth to solve the problem that it excels! 其实这一切,都是四个妖怪早就做好的套!大公鸡泡泡鱼小花喵故意摆出狡猾贪婪自大谎话连篇的特点,其实不为别的,就是为了突出山猪的忠厚老实,最后由山猪出头,用它擅长的口无遮拦来解决问题! Who will press a pig? Who can be calculating with a pig? Can escape from the insect group, where has stupidly? The truly straightforward present turns into the insect excrement early, returned the universe. 谁又会难为一头猪呢?谁又会和一头猪斤斤计较呢?能从虫群中逃出来的,哪有傻的?真正耿直的现在早都变成虫粪,回报宇宙了。 Originally all these are very perfect, has not actually thought that finally destroys in that personal name! 本来这一切进行的就很完美,却没想到最后还是毁在那个人名上! Was coerced by the cold wind, in constant anxiety, a little, this human Half Immortal strength is extremely at least powerful, can make two Yang Spirit two Yuan gods be at a loss, is not general Half Immortal can achieve! 被阴风裹挟,惶惶不可终日,至少有一点,这个人类半仙的实力极其强大,能让两个阳神两个元神束手无策,可不是一般半仙能做到的! Such dark darkness day, does not know where to be taken away? Outside iron saucepan has put up, can boil water to stroke the wool, the operation bloodletting? 这样昏天黑日的,也不知被带去了哪里?外面的铁锅是否已经架好,就要烧水捋毛,开刀放血? Such murky, only listens to outside Daoist to say with a smile loudly: senior brother, the luck is good today, caught four people who is all brawn and no brains, our many years have not happen to eaten the meat, boiled hit to have a sumptuous meal!” 这样昏昏沉沉,就只听外面道人高声笑道:“师兄,今日运气不错,抓了四头夯货,正好咱们多年未食荤腥,煮了来打打牙祭!” Voice side drop, four monsters had been thrown on the ground, the cold wind are not , the fetter not saves ; The big cockerel knows that their present lives are on the verge of death, under must act in unison, wallops to fiercely attack has a look to escape from one two, 话音方落,四个妖怪已经被抛在地上,阴风不在,束缚无存;大公鸡知道它们现在生命危在旦夕,就必须行动一致,猛冲猛打下看看能不能逃出一个两个, With soaking a gizzard shad cross-eye, has exchanged in secret, rapid evaluation current situation environment ; This sizes up slightly, cannot help but in the heart complained of hardship secretly, except for catching their Daoists, presented a Daoist, was senior brother, only from manner bearing, strength above the former Daoist! 和泡泡鱼一对眼,已经暗中交流,迅速研判当下的形势环境;这稍一打量,不由得心中暗暗叫苦,除了抓他们的道人,又出现了一个道人,还是师兄,只从神态气度来看,实力更在之前道人之上! How does this also escape? How to spell? 这还怎么逃?怎么拼? Is worse, sees only the wild pig and small meow has thrown one on the left and other on the right to the new Daoist, opens greatly gathers greatly, if the potential is maniac! 还有更糟糕的,只见山猪和小喵已经一左一右向新出现的道人扑去,大开大合,势若颠狂! Ended, recognized the possibility that instigated not to have! 完了,就连认怂的可能性都没有了! The big cockerel bites the tooth, carries over sound to soak the gizzard shad in secret, is the brothers, must die together! Did not have the road, if there is a next life, the chicken elder brother I no longer managed you to spit the froth certainly!” 大公鸡把牙一咬,暗中传声泡泡鱼,“是兄弟,就要死在一起!没路了,若有来世,鸡哥我绝不再管你吐泡泡!” Must rush, soaks the gizzard shad to hold on it, chicken Duke holds on a minute, I thought that their two don't go forward to go all out probably?” 才要冲上,泡泡鱼一把拉住它,“鸡公且慢,我看它们两个好像也不是上前拼命?” The big cockerel gawks, doesn't go all out? How that with seeing to kiss- is father same?” 大公鸡一楞,“不拼命?那怎么就和看见亲-爹一样?” The wild pig small meow proceeds to clash, possibly is of near the body Half Immortal by they two strengths? But the fact is such strange, they not only flushed, but also near body of success, then a monster grasped a thigh, the wild pig tears nasal mucus was boundless and small, small meow the small tail also swung the windmill to resemble, 山猪小喵往前一冲,以它们两个的实力又怎么可能近得半仙的身?但事实就是这么奇怪,它们不仅就这么冲进去了,而且还成功的近身,然后一妖抱住一条大腿,山猪眼泪鼻涕磅礴而小,小喵的小尾巴摇得风车也似, Shouts simultaneously: Azure profound senior brother, old pig small meow may want dead you!” 同声喊道:“青玄师兄,老猪‘小喵’可想死你了!” Shakes the head azure unreliably, was hugged tightly by two fellows, is not good to work loose, has to smile bitterly saying: 青玄摇摇头,被两个家伙抱得紧,也不好挣脱,只好苦笑道: Gets up, becomes what appearance! Comes I to introduce to you, this is your She She senior brother, very good person, is likes cracking a joke, likes frightening the person to play!” “起来起来,成什么样子!过来我給你们介绍,这位是你们的佘舍师兄,很好的人,就是爱开玩笑,喜欢吓唬人玩!” They play the family member to meet here, may the dumbfoundedness that the big cockerel and bubble gizzard shad do, doesn't look for Lou Tixing? How to drill two Half Immortal senior brother? This wild pig and small meow the background is very complex! The seems like later several monsters form a team, was not good to shout out casually they. 他们在这里玩亲人相会,可把大公鸡和泡泡鱼搞的目瞪口呆,不是找娄提刑么?怎么又钻出了两个半仙师兄?这山猪和小喵背景很复杂呢!看来以后几只妖怪组队,还不好随便呼喝它们了。 She She arrives at side them, said warm: Does not need to be worried, they are the old knowledge! Since you are the friends, everyone is a friend! That matter that you said must have the whereabouts, and is patient, awaits calmly then.” 佘舍来到它们身边,温言道:“不必担心,他们是旧识!你们既然是朋友,那大家都是朋友!你们所说的那件事也必有着落,且稍安勿躁,静候即可。” A while, the wild pig and small meow slightly is peaceful, must complain, stops them azure unreliably, 好一阵子,山猪和小喵才稍微安静下来,才要诉苦,青玄止住它们, Anxiously, an acquaintance, waited for one to say not!” “莫急,还有个熟人,等来了一起说吧!” Four monsters look up , a valiant female say/way plunders to empty to come by far, small meow yelled, threw directly, 四个妖怪抬头望去,远远的,一个英姿飒爽的女道掠空而来,小喵一声大叫,迎头扑了过去, Senior Sister, is small meow I!” “师姐,是小喵我啊!”
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