SPCR :: Volume #22

#2167: Four the vegetables/dishes do not have the soup 【End of the month double asked monthly ticket】

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The big cockerel has to stand, the big ritual pays respect, „Exalted Immortal forgives, our that is cracking a joke, really does not eat......” 大公鸡不得不站出来,大礼参拜,“上仙恕罪,我们那是在开玩笑,也不是真吃……” Small meow shook the cathead, must start talking, was actually stopped by the look of big cockerel severely, including wild pig! Mentioned the understanding human, the big cockerel confessed profoundly. 小喵晃了晃猫头,就要开口说话,却被大公鸡的眼神严厉制止,也包括山猪！说起在对人类的了解,大公鸡自认还是入木三分的。 It knows that small meow will say anything, that definitely is draws the fierce appearance to pull the flag, exhibits the oneself backstage- Lou Tixing! 它知道小喵会说什么,那肯定是拉虎皮扯大旗,摆出自己的后台-娄提刑！ But human world complex they cannot imagine, trade a public situation, under big crowd of people, does that indisputable ; But is not here good, because of without the witness, without the viewer audience, is the situation of dying no verifying, if this Daoist is Lou Tixing enemy, four monster lives must explain here! 但人类世界的复杂非他们能想象,换一个公开的场合,大庭广众之下,这么做无可厚非;但在这里不行,因为没有见证人,没有看客观众,是个死无对证的场合,如果这道人是娄提刑的敌人,四条妖命就都得交待在这里！ Lou Tixing does have the enemy? Had! Spreading the universe is! 娄提刑有敌人么？太有了！遍宇宙都是！ Therefore, before making clear the origin and tendency of Daoist, solid is not suitable to carry out this big god! Does it draw out at present this Half Immortal details hopefully? Feared that is also in vain however! Therefore, Lou Tixing cannot raise! 所以,在搞清楚道人的来历和倾向前,实不宜搬出这尊大神来！它有希望套出眼前这位半仙的底细么？怕也是枉然！所以,娄提刑就根本不能提！ First said phoenix pass/test Chuang in the past again! 先把凤凰这一关闯过去再说！ „Exalted Immortal appearance/allow report/give, I and others passed by accidentally, is thinking has not come to the phoenix nest, for a while is curious, has one's interest in an old hobby revived upon seeing somebody else doing, is holding the attitude of look......” “上仙容禀,我等偶然路过,原想着从来没有来过凤巢,一时好奇,见猎心喜,抱着观瞻的态度……” Its here mouthful talked nonsense, the lie opened mouth comes, the side wild pig was indifferent, but soaked the gizzard shad and small meow actually hears restlessly, this was the chicken Duke the old problem violated, showed off its cleverness in trivial matters, it does not think, others linked a cat three to eat know, obviously they these words had fallen into others ears before, what but also there is good to conceal? for no reason makes one take lightly! 它这里满嘴胡扯,瞎话张嘴就来,旁边山猪还无所谓,但泡泡鱼和小喵却听得如坐针毡,这是鸡公又老毛病犯了,卖弄它的小聪明呢,它就不想想,人家连一猫三吃都知道,可见他们之前那些话早就落入了人家耳中,还有什么好隐瞒的？平白让人看轻！ Therefore holds the foot, seizes the chicken neck, soaks the gizzard shad to mediate, 于是一个抱脚,一个掐住鸡脖子,泡泡鱼打着圆场, „ Exalted Immortal appeases anger, this cockerel old problem violated, frequently is insane, mouthful nonsense ; I and others are asks others for help, but does not have the friendship with the phoenix, but is related to difficult of beast clan, therefore the quiet face comes, here bumps into Exalted Immortal, disturbing Exalted Immortal to cultivate/repair clear, truly was the crime. “上仙息怒,这只公鸡老毛病犯了,常常失心,满嘴胡言乱语;我等是来求人的,但和凤凰也没交情,但事关兽族之难,所以恬脸而来,这里撞见上仙,打扰了上仙清修,真正是罪过。 I and others are knows wrong, is walks remains, all takes responsibility depending on Exalted Immortal, I and others do not dare to have two words! ” 我等已是知错,是走是留,全凭上仙做主,我等绝不敢有二话！” The wild pig is not glad there, „why? Keeps here him to provide food? I and other , he whom hit to suffer a loss truly who profits has not said......” 山猪在那里不乐意了,“凭什么？留在这里他管饭么？我等四个,他才一个,真正打起来谁吃亏谁占便宜还不好说呢……” Small meow covers the mouth of wild pig hastily, under this operation, the words had not said that several have started the civil strife, covers mouth to seize by the throat, looked that the obtaining enlightenment person is speechless. 小喵又连忙去捂山猪的嘴,这一通操作下,话没说几句就已经开始内乱,捂嘴掐脖子的,看得道人无语。 „ Long and short of the story, the root foot root, gives me one by one to draw on truthfully! If you thought that oneself has four, opportunity, might as well tries, I did not mind! “来龙去脉,根脚根源,給我一一如实招来！如果你们觉得自己有四个,还有机会,也不妨一试,我不介意！ If decides honestly, first decides a speech, be not saying again was saying hits again mutually! 如果决定老老实实,就先定个说话的,别再说着说着再互相打起来！ I only listen, if there is to conceal groundless, the consequence is proud! ” 我只听一遍,若有隐瞒不实,后果自负！” „I am the team head, this/should me!” The big cockerel exclaimed. “我是队首,该我来说！”大公鸡吼道。 „My logic is distinct, compared with having orderliness!” Soaks the gizzard shad to offer to volunteer. “我逻辑分明,比较有条理！”泡泡鱼自荐。 „Or, me?” Small meow is really afraid these two disorderly fellows to annoy to have an accident to implicate everyone again, he who therefore always does not struggle also opens the mouth. “要不,我来说？”小喵是实在害怕这两个没头脑的家伙再惹出什么事来连累大家,所以一向不争的他也开了口。 Handyman in buddhist temple vision one round, knows that depends on these goods, forever also rips not to break off clearly, looked only then oneself assigns is. 道人眼光一轮,知道就凭这几个货,永远也撕掰不清楚,看就只有自己指定才是。 A finger/refers of wild pig, „you, other shutting up!” 一指山猪,“你来说,其它的闭嘴！” The wild pig is complacent, its heart is big, since birth this, does not consider so many, 山猪就得意洋洋,它心大,生来就这样,也不考虑那么多, „ You looked, is Exalted Immortal is insightful, knows that in our these I truly am actually suitable to melt the matter! “你看,还是上仙有眼光,知道咱们这几个中其实我才真正适合化事！ However I dare saying that you do dare to listen? ” 不过我敢说,你敢听么？” Another three monsters in great surprise, know this wild pig important criminal is muddy, must open the mouth to prevent, actually resulted in the mouth unable to say by a strength limit, the body cannot move, knows that this is the method of Exalted Immortal, in heart desperate, doesn't this disparity seem like general big? 另外三个妖怪大惊,就知道这山猪要犯浑,才要开口阻止,却被一股力量限制得口不能言,身不能动,知道这是上仙的手段,心中绝望,这差距好像不是一般的大？ The Daoist eyes narrowed the eyes, absorb the vision of person to look at it, that posture was a word does not gather, immediately under wants the killer. 道人眼睛一眯,摄人的目光看定了它,那架式就是一言不合,立刻要下杀手。 „? You said, what I do have not to dare to listen? Reached an agreement enjoyed! The being able to reach an agreement words, next year today, are your anniversaries!” “哦？你来说说,我有什么不敢听的？说好了有赏！说不好的话,明年今日,就是你们的周年！” In the big cockerel three hearts complained of hardship secretly, actually suffered from itself being imprisoned, anything could not do, cannot help but started to greet the relatives and friends of wild pig. 大公鸡三个心中暗暗叫苦,却苦于自身被禁锢,什么都做不了,不由得开始问候起山猪的亲友来。 The wild pig as if no to think, „old pig dares saying that but feared that you listened are also a turtle, does not dare to manage! Then said that in did not say is also useful? You do not dare to manage also indifferently, I can find the person to manage, but feared that Exalted Immortal thinks the success and failure the face, took advantage finally simply left near no one, killed us to eliminate a potential informant! Then, Exalted Immortal you listen, doesn't listen?” 山猪却仿佛毫无所觉,“老猪敢说,但就怕你听了也是个缩头乌龟,也不敢管！那么说于不说又有什么用？你不敢管也无所谓,我能找人管,但就怕上仙又觉得失了面子,最后干脆趁左近无人,杀了我们灭口！那么,上仙你是听,还是不听呢？” This is the wisdom of wild pig alone! Its wanderer universe several thousand years, silly can the really words live now? Talks big depending on an appearance violent swearing of gruff gruff brain intentionally, to Taoism that these have self-respect authentic especially effective! 这是独属于山猪的智慧！它闯荡宇宙几千年,真傻的话能活到现在？就是凭一副憨头憨脑的样子故意暴粗口说大话,对那些爱惜羽毛的道家正宗是格外的管用！ The goal only then, grasps the opposite party not under extreme methods, as for later, where to calculates gruffly. 目的只有一个,拿住对方不会下死手,至于以后,憨到哪算哪儿吧。 The Daoists gawk, air/Qi and funny, unknowingly crashed into the jar of gruff pig, 道人一楞,又气又好笑,不知不觉就坠入了憨猪的瓮中, „Can I kill you to do really? You do not need to stir up me, said the reason, I had the position! Should manage on the manages, words that should not manage, was difficult to be inadequate because of your two piece Tang words also on such as your intent?” “我非得杀你做甚？你也不用来激我,说出原由,我自有主张！该管就管,不该管的话,难不成因为你这两句片汤话还就如了你的意了？” The wild pig goal is achieved, well satisfied, have't one flock of silly chicken silly fish silly cats, can the pig grandfather stand finally? 山猪目的达到,心满意足,一群傻鸡傻鱼傻猫,最后还不得猪爷爷站出来了事？ „Matter is this, presented an insect group in the northern day likely......” “事情是这样的,在北象天出现了一个虫群……” The wild pig said the long and short of the story, its very clear weight, lies in front of high rank human cultivator courts death, not Tathagata leniency to those who confess, the truly essential place hits a careless eye is, 山猪把来龙去脉说了一遍,它很清楚轻重,在高阶人类修士面前说谎就是找死,就不如来个坦白从宽,真正关键处打个马虎眼就是, The Daoists hear to be very earnest actually, sometimes the non- phase asked, „you said that you simply haven't been close to that insect group the core?” 道人倒是听得很认真,时不时相问,“你是说,你们就根本没接近那个虫群的核心？” The wild pig hmph hmph saying: „ Wood has! It is not does not think, but cannot go in! Must say the strength that we gather is not weak, Yang Spirit big monster ten, actually do not know incomparable aggrievedness why hits, therefore in the suspicion insect group has the Half Immortal big insect, does not have the evidence. 山猪哼哼道:“木有！不是不想,而是根本进不去！要说我们聚集的实力也不算弱,阳神大妖也有十来个,却不知为什么打的无比的憋屈,所以就怀疑虫群内是有半仙大虫子的,却没有证据。 We also lobbied human major by this, including top like Zhou immortal, but we did not have the evidence, others think that this was the method of our flickering human cultivator participation. 我们也是以此游说人类各大界,也包括像周仙这样的顶尖强界,可我们没证据,人家都以为这不过是我们忽悠人类修士参与的手段。 Without believing us, therefore has to look for the phoenix, wants to look in is in a share of monster beast clan northern Latvia day monster clan! ” 没相信我们,所以就只好来找凤凰,希望看在同为妖兽一族的份上拉北天妖族一把！” The Daoists show neither approval nor disapproval, „, since the suspicion has the Half Immortal insect, why doesn't inform human Half Immortal to go to find out?” 道人不置可否,“既然怀疑有半仙虫子,为什么不通知人类半仙前往一探究竟？” The wild pig cried out hit day bends, „ we also thought! Where can bump obtains? Hear several times has human Half Immortal to appear somewhere, when we catch up tightly overtake slowly, the immortal wool does not remain one! 山猪叫起了撞天屈,“我们也想啊！可哪里碰得到？有好几次听闻某处有人类半仙出现,等我们紧赶慢赶过去,就连仙毛都不剩一根！ Exalted Immortal your is first Half Immortal that we during dozens years see, but must eat the appearance of monster, we, no one loves no one to manage painstakingly...... bumps into you also to watch a person's every mood with great difficulty, feigns madness and plays dumb, you said that we are easy? ” 上仙您这还是我们数十年间见到的第一个半仙,还一副要吃妖怪的模样,我们苦啊,没人疼没人管……好不容易碰到您还要察言观色,装疯卖傻的,您说我们容易么？” The Daoists heard are understood what is heard finally, this blames him indeed? How does this is calculate? 道人听到最后算是听明白了,这敢情是怪他咯？这是怎么算的？ Who is the pig? 到底谁才是猪？
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