The youngster cheer up, knows how many this is certainly small- elder sister discussed the examination question that leaves taking advantage of the tastes of maidservant, the bright colors is a matter, the attitude toward the life is a different matter, the same importance, which young girl is not willing to look for a temperament to be irascible, the androcentrism is serious, even there are husband of family/home violent tendency is not? 众少年振作精神,知道这一定就是几位小-姐商量出的考题,借丫鬟之口道出,文彩是一回事,对生活的态度是另一回事,同样的重要,哪个少女也不愿意找一个脾气暴燥,大男子主义严重,甚至有家暴倾向的丈夫不是？ The front fighting poem has spelled to try compared with the word, no one is willing loosen one breath in this final crucial point, therefore sits respectfully in abundance, lets people have a correct understanding of the facts. 前面的斗诗比词已经拼尽了全力,谁也不肯在这最后的节骨眼上松这一口气,于是纷纷正襟危坐,以正视听。 Having two people are aloof, charlatans in two scholar, 只有两个人无动于衷,两个读书人之中的混子, Third Young Gentleman Li is in the family/home rich, what female can't do? Must say the outstandingly beautiful, folk alley also not necessarily compared with wealthy and prominent family wealthy and powerful families comes badly, not to need to receive these salt za air/Qi here! 李三郎是家里有钱,什么女子搞不到？要说绝色,民间小巷的也不见得就比高门大户的来得差,还不用在这里受这些腌臜气！ He comes to here, similarly was entrusted by the family/home, actually does not care at heart, really married such female, is the latter half of one's life how pitiful? 他来这里,同样是受家中嘱托,其实心里是不在乎的,真娶了这样的女子,后半生何其悲惨？ Lou Xiaoyi is the rejection all whitening of formally instinct is sweet, that is the pit, jumps that cannot crawl! 娄小乙则是本能的拒绝一切形式上的美白甜,那都是坑,跳进去就爬不出来的那种！ loser did for a long time, could not forget that free freedom, even if sometimes this freedom obviously was very lonely. 屌丝做久了,就忘不了那种无牵无挂的自由,哪怕有时这种自由会显的很孤独。 The maidservants discussed leisurely, „ here has an issue, asking Young Master to report that held the conscience to answer! 丫鬟款款而谈,“这里有一个问题,请各位公子禀持本心而答！ Said: If three people of lines in the riverside, mother and wife all fall in the water, 说:如果三人行于河边,母与妻皆落水, Asked, which monarch first do rescue? ” 问,君先救哪个？” Is auditing a Lou Xiaoyi almost old blood spurted, in his previous life the issue does not know how many heroes baffled, where has the true right key? 一旁听着的娄小乙差点一口老血喷了出来,在他前世的这个问题不知难倒了多少英雄好汉,又哪有真正的正确答案可言？ Can it be that in front of this small mother skin is also puts on, can ask that so burns the issue of brain? 这面前的小娘皮莫不是也是个穿的,能问出如此烧脑的问题？ „Saves mother!” Wushuang/peerless, he is very without hesitation clear, this model answer, wants first to vie to answer first can reveal its Baishan filial piety for first training. “救母！”无双毫不犹豫,他心里很清楚,这种标准答案,就一定要第一个抢答才能显其百善孝为先的修养。 „!” This is greedy, not only does not want to take on that unfilial name, does not think wickedly the present beautiful woman. “一手一个！”这是贪心的,既不想担那不孝之名,又不想恶了眼前的佳人。 „Slips off the trousers, tears in half, by parfait it, grips tightly, may result in aerocyst two, so, mother and wife all settle!” “褪下长裤,撕成两半,以气鼓之,扎紧,可得气囊两只,如此,母与妻皆安！” This is the tool class/flow, he does not think, really encounters a difficulty does that has not waited for his aerocyst to complete, is afraid of water two people had passed away. 这是工具流的,他就不想想,真遇事这么做,还没等他气囊做好,怕水中两人早已一命呜呼了。 „Saves the wife! My mother Shan swims!” This special is opportunistic, who knows that his mother can swim? “救妻！我母擅游！”这特么是取巧的,谁知道他母亲到底会不会浮水？ „No one rescues, takes off the clothes to prepare warmly! My mother not only can swim, but can also the disciple in the water fight with the bare hands the fish turtle! Therefore, feared that has not waited for me to launch, my mother holds the wife to come ashore, the life matter is small, being disloyal matter is big, at this time, I when binds it with the whole body clothing!” “谁都不救,脱衣备暖！我母不仅会水,还能在水中徒手搏鱼鳖！故此,怕还未等我下水,我母已托妻上岸,性命事小,失节事大,当此时,我当以全身衣物裹之！” This is a clever and resourceful person, obviously was inspired by previous student answer, actually in fame and integrity that focused on the female most placing great emphasis on, was do not ward off the xi diameter. 这是个机灵鬼,显然受到了前一个书生答案的启发,却把重点放在了女子最看重的名节上,也算是别辟徯径。 Last student is leisure, „after getting married, when I the training mother and wife swim, therefore, this issue does not exist!” 最后一个书生慢条斯理,“成亲后,我当训练母与妻浮水,所以,这问题是不存在的！” ...... Special talent! Nearby Lou Xiaoyi is gasping in admiration that listens, this answer each one standards, have to admire the dealing with changes ability of this world scholar, wants wise innumerable times compared with his original that world answer! ……都特么的人才啊！旁边娄小乙是听的叹服不已,这答案个个标准,不得不佩服这个世界读书人的应变能力,比他原来那个世界的答案要高明无数倍！ Also is left over two charlatans not to reply, saw the vision of maidservant sweeps, Third Young Gentleman Li is ingenuous and straightforward, in heart one anxious, revealed the truth, 还剩下两个混子没回答,眼看丫鬟的目光扫过来,李三郎是个憨直的,心中一急,就露了实话, „I, I, I shouted the person......” “我,我,我喊人……” „Shouted the person?” Facing the so irresponsible reply, the maidservant determined. “喊人？”面对如此不负责任的回答,丫鬟确定了一下。 The Third Young Gentleman Li hurried explanation, „I cannot swim! Jumping to be useful, at that time from drowned two lives to turn drowned three lives, everyone walked, gathering up dead bodies does not have!” 李三郎急忙解释,“我也不会水啊！跳下去有什么用,那时就从一溺两命变成了一溺三命,大家都走了,连个收尸的都没有！” This is really an incomparably real answer, what a pity, does not score points! 这真是个无比真实的答案,可惜,不得分！ In the Lou Xiaoyi heart laughs, this Li Family Third Young Gentleman looks at is vulgar, is outstanding person, even is bad, perhaps has not gone bad to the bone, is also no worse compared with the students of these mouthful morality and justice. 娄小乙心中发笑,这李家三郎看着粗俗,也算是个妙人儿,就算是坏,恐怕也还没坏到骨子里,比那些满嘴道义的书生们也差不到哪里去。 Then, he discovered that all vision stared on his body, this realized that original oneself was also in the pursuer member, must answer this awkward issue. 然后,他发现所有的目光都盯在了他的身上,这才意识到原来自己也是追求者中的一员,也是要回答这个尴尬的问题的。 „Can reply?” He is the sincerity does not want to answer this meaningless issue. “一定要回答么？”他是真心不想回答这种毫无意义的问题。 The maidservants said earnestly: „ Yes, Young Master, since sat here, tacitly approved your goal, then others had replied, were you why unusual? 丫鬟认真道:“是的,公子既然坐在了这里,就默认了你的目的,那么别人都回答过了的,您为什么就要与众不同呢？ Moreover, as far as I know, your home old madame has a high and respected position year to year, will be impossible also to swim? 另外,就我所知,贵府老夫人常年养尊处优,不可能还会浮水吧？ Reminded one again, was small- elder sister cannot! ” 再提醒一句,小-姐也不会！” This maidservant is hateful, died of suffocation his escape route directly, others can be opportunistic, is why alone he unable? 这丫鬟可恶,直接把他的后路堵死了,别人都能取巧,为什么就独他不能？ But he is not the character of being oppressed does not answer back, 但他可不是个由人压迫不还嘴的性格, „, I asked you! Don't three people of lines, why lead the servant servant? Why wants near the decorative band over a curtain? How could it not be to hear fire and water have no mercy, blames oneself without the luck? “如此,我来问你！三人行,为何不带奴仆下人？为何就一定要走水边？岂不闻水火无情,无福自咎？ Under the gentleman not vertical danger wall, should lead the wife's mother in the depth of drowning? ” 君子不立危墙之下,难道就应该带妻母涉于溺水之深？” The maidservant argue obstinately, „always has the accident/surprise, always has accidentally......” 丫鬟强辩,“总有意外,总有偶然……” Lou Xiaoyi is unforgiving, „again is accidental, manner, is husband, should guard beforehand? Had not considered that the lovely wife old mother can't swim? Has not thought avoids the place of deep water as far as possible? Has not thought that even if as a last resort, oneself should also walk the flank of being near water?” 娄小乙不依不饶,“再是偶然,为人子,为人夫者,也应该事先有所提防吧？就没考虑到娇妻老母不会水？就没想过尽量避开深水之处？就没想过哪怕万不得已,自己也应该走在临水的外侧？” The maidservants are still obstinate argumentative, „I said that is only a supposition, an imagination, possible situation......” 丫鬟犹自嘴硬,“我说是只是一个假设,一种想象,可能出现的情况……” Lou Xiaoyi is relentless, „supposition? Imagination? That should not! The parents raise you greatly is not so easy, suffer great hardships, excrement holds up a baby so it can urinate, how you do not think that they do select? The long life, what the happy life is endless, how can imagine them to fall into the water? Is this matter that the person child should think? Is this younger generation should to the hope of elder?” 娄小乙毫不留情,“假设？想象？那就更不应该了！父母养你这么大不容易,含辛茹苦,一把屎一把尿的,你怎么就不想他们点好？长命百岁,福寿无疆什么的,怎么就能去想象他们掉进水里呢？这是人子该想的事么？这是晚辈应该对长辈的盼望么？” The maidservants are defeated, she really does not know how should deal with this Lou Residence Young Master machine-gun the soul to interrogate and torture! Not is only she, including secret three instigator, keeps silent, does not know how should reply. 丫鬟败下阵来,她实在是不知道该怎么应对这个娄府公子连珠炮似的灵魂拷问！不仅是她,也包括幕后的三个主使者,也哑了口,不知该怎么回答。 Lou Xiaoyi however serves tea to drink tea leisurely, is reckless Jiaohe, this is his excelling. 娄小乙施施然端茶品茗,就是胡搅和呗,这是他的擅长。 „Coughs......” “咳……” After flower case, has the female sound to cough to make noise lightly, the maidservant then responded, she can be selected to manage this scene, eloquence quick-witted some, knows that met this jerk, the best way do not pester with him, otherwise more entangled is more troublesome, did not talk clearly rational, looked at this posture in any case, this Lou Residence Young Master was also doomed the bamboo basket to fetch water, why also to be rigid? 花案后有女音轻咳出声,丫鬟这才反应过来,她能被挑出来主持这种场面,口才急智都有些,知道遇到了这种衰人,最好的办法就是不要和他纠缠,否则越缠越麻烦,有理也说不清,反正看这架式,这娄府公子也注定了竹篮打水,又何必执着？ „ Good, the first issue ended, everyone's reply has the creativity very much, I think, various flowers enter various human eyes respectively, does not need the maidservant to make remarks here. “好,第一个问题结束,大家的回答都很有创意,我想,各花各入各人眼,也不需要小婢在这里评头论足。 Then, the second issue is, wife forever is right, did everyone to these words, how understand? ” 那么,第二个问题是,妻子永远是对的,各位对这句话,怎么理解？” „Sage in first, the national next best, the family again, to the individual, no one can is always right, no matter the wife, is a husband!” “圣人在先,国家次之,家族再次,对个体来说,没有谁能总是对的,不管是妻子,还是丈夫！” Wushuang/peerless was still a school of being concerned first about the welfare of all bearing , in the morals, his reply was at least perfect. 无双仍然是一派先天下之忧而忧的气度,至少,在道德上,他的回答完美无缺。 „At home, wife is right, outside, the law is the criterion!” “在家,妻子是对的,在外,法度是准绳！” „Wife forever is right, then puts where mother -in-law? Wants me to look, both are right!” “妻子永远是对的,那把婆婆置于何处？要我看,两个都是对的！” ...... Was one's turn Third Young Gentleman Li, is the frank talk, „had the son, to are more ; Had the daughter, to few some......” ……轮到了李三郎,还是大实话,“生了儿子,就对的多些;生了女儿,就对的少些……” Saw that everyone's vision looked to oneself, Lou Xiaoyi this useless person urged, 看到大家的目光都看向了自己,娄小乙这次没用人催, „ Un, wife forever is right, this saying forever is right! “嗯,老婆永远是对的,这话永远是对的！ But has an issue, the wife not necessarily forever is a wife! ” 但有个问题,老婆不一定永远是老婆！”