SSG :: Volume #9

#829: How which to have you!

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„old man, you play me, has broken off to me this anything broken line quickly, otherwise I pull out light your beard.” Bajie is pointing at shouting of moon/month old boss sound. “老头儿,你玩我是吧,快把这什么破线给我弄断了,要不然我拔光你的胡子。”八戒指着月老大声的喊道。 You said that what matter this did call? Where some person and does own right hand form the companion? This may compared with pulling red line, upset, good Sun Wukong here, otherwise has not known mistakenly will be ridiculed any appearance. 你说这叫什么事儿？哪儿有人和自己的右手结成伴侣的？这可比牵错了红线,更让人闹心,还好孙悟空没在这里,要不然还不知道会被嘲笑成什么模样。 Elderly Yue is unhurriedly, pulls out little gold/metal scissors from the sleeve, „this is Predestined Marriage Scissors, Heaven and Earth is pregnant Saint Tool of living, special to subdue|grams one on marriage affinity fate, Greater Thousand Worlds, as big as celestial Buddha, slightly to ants vegetation, regardless of how reliable marriage affinity, so long as with this scissors scissors, the marriage affinity instantly cuts off.” 月老不慌不忙,从袖子里抽出一把小金剪刀来,“此乃姻缘剪,天地孕生之圣器,专克一应姻缘命数,大千世界,大到神仙佛陀,小到蝼蚁草木,无论多么牢固的姻缘,只要用这剪刀一剪,姻缘即刻断绝。” Bajie has collected the hand immediately, „hurries, gives me this shear.” 八戒立马把手凑了过去,“赶紧的,给我把这剪断。” Elderly Yue has actually smiled, „Predestined Marriage Scissors does not want with be able to use, the marriage affinity day is doomed, cuts one randomly is to go against heaven's will the line, the matters of line of going against heaven's will, will draw on to go against heaven's will the penalty, I can help you shear it, but, you must prepare to accept heavenly punishment.” 月老却是笑了,“姻缘剪不是想用就能用的,姻缘天注定,乱剪一通就是逆天而行,行逆天之事,就会招来逆天刑罚,我可以帮你剪断它,不过,你得准备好接受天罚。” „Day, day, heavenly punishment?” “天,天,天罚？” The Elderly Yue voice falls, the Bajie's mouth actually trembled, immediately the hand receiving, heavenly punishment, thing that the person of cultivate most abstained from. 月老的话音落下,八戒的嘴巴却哆嗦了,立马又把手给收了回来,天罚呀,修行之人最忌讳的东西。 „Haven't you cracked a joke?” Bajie some do not believe firmly looks at Elderly Yue. “你没开玩笑吧？”八戒有些不确信的看着月老。 Elderly Yue nods slightly, „you destroy the marriage affinity that the heaven has been doomed, pulls one round to move the whole body, toward big said that has confused the destiny, you thought that the heaven will let off you?” 月老微微颔首,“你破坏了老天注定的姻缘,牵一发而动全身,往大了说就是搅乱了命运,你觉得老天会放过你么？” „You did not say that this is the bad karma? I must break the bad karma, isn't that Karmic Virtue?” Say/Way that Bajie refuses to accept. “你不是说这是孽缘么？我要断了孽缘,那不是功德么？”八戒不服的道。 „Bad karma is also the reason, since has been doomed, that cannot easily revise, you changed him, the heaven will punish you, lowers the god thunder, deducts the powder powder you.” Moon/Month Old Daoist. “孽缘也是缘,既然注定了,那就不能轻易修改,你改了他,老天就会罚你,降下神雷,将你劈成齑粉。”月老道。 Bajie face one white, suddenly has extended the hand, „did not fear, my family/home owner and Dao Ancestor have old, Dao Ancestor should not fall mean-spiritedly punish in my.” 八戒脸一白,忽的又把手伸了出去,“不怕,我家主人和道祖有旧,道祖应该也不会那么小气降罚于我的。” Sweat! 汗！ This fellow, has actually drawn Su Hang, when the backstage, the so-called day, nothing but is Dao Ancestor Hongjun, wants to come in Bajie, by relations of Su Hang and Hongjun , he if the small counter day, Dao Ancestor looks in the Su Hang face, should not fall punishes? 这家伙,却是拉了苏航当后台,所谓的天,无非就是道祖鸿钧,在八戒想来,以苏航和鸿钧的关系,他要是小逆个天,道祖看在苏航面子上,应该也不会降罚吧？ Has saying that the abacus plays well. 不得不说,算盘打得不错。 Bajie at heart thinks now, but hurried on being troublesome the red line cutting, if otherwise which day were seen by other people, had not been smiled. 八戒现在心里想的,只是赶紧把缠手上的这根红线给剪了,否则要是哪天被旁人看到,还不被笑死。 „That may not necessarily.” “那可不见得。” Elderly Yue shook the head, „harasses the marriage affinity, that is the big crime, is not 1~2 individual face can look , the heaven does not lower the god thunder to extinguish you, feared that also will punish you to reenter samsara, refers to the uncertain next life spreading anything.” 月老摇了摇头,“扰乱姻缘,那是多大的罪过,可不是一两个人的面子就能照顾得过来的,老天就算不降下神雷灭你,怕也会罚你再入轮回,指不定下一辈子遍什么。” „Is short here says things just to frighten people, making you cut, you hurried to give to cut, but also worked as itself the dish really?” Bajie had the ignition to be big, turned up sleeves, as if prepared to play rough at any time. “少在这儿危言耸听,让你剪,你就赶紧给剪了,还真把自己当盘菜了么？”八戒有点火大了,捋了捋袖子,似乎是随时准备动粗。 Su Hang hints Bajie to be slightly peaceful should not be dry, vision careful stared at Elderly Yue to look at a long time, „Elderly Yue, how I felt, the tone of this speech, a little looks like with a friend who I did know?” 苏航示意八戒稍安勿燥,目光仔细的盯着月老瞧了老半天,“月老,我怎么感觉,你这说话的口气,和我认识的一个朋友有点像？” From sees Elderly Yue to start, Su Hang had this type to feel, that was a very familiar feeling, other people are unable to realize. 从一见到月老开始,苏航就有这种感觉了,那是一种很熟悉的感觉,旁人根本无法体会。 „?” Elderly Yue, immediately said with a smile, „, the life are all over the world innumerable, although all living things all phenomena on earth, but this grows resembles, is not infrequent, is not extraordinary, is not extraordinary.” “哦？”月老顿了一下,随即笑道,“普天之下,生灵无数,虽众生万象,但这长得相像的,也不在少数,不出奇,不出奇。” The Su Hang brow wrinkled. 苏航眉头皱了一下。 „Do not install, your this dead Dragonfly.”, Su Hang has stood suddenly, has seen through the Elderly Yue status likely, asks for then to grasp the beard of Elderly Yue. “别装了,你这只死蜻蜓。”陡然间,苏航站了起来,像是识破了月老的身份,伸手便要去抓月老的胡子。 Su Hang's attacks suddenly, making people somewhat unexpected, but, Elderly Yue very much easily has evaded, has stood fiercely, body in the future gently one supine, then avoided Su Hang this to grasp. 苏航的突然袭击,让人有些猝不及防,不过,月老还是很轻易的避过了,猛的站了起来,身子往后轻轻一仰,便避开了苏航这一抓。 Therefore, amazed occurred, Elderly Yue changes, changes to purple clothes Daoist, three people look, who isn't this Dao Ancestor Hongjun is? 于是,让人惊诧的一幕发生了,月老摇身一变,化作一个紫衣道人,三人一看,这不是道祖鸿钧又是谁？ Short stunned, Bajie and Amita one knelt on the ground. 短暂的错愕,八戒和弥陀一下就跪在了地上。 „Disciple pays a visit Dao Ancestor.” “弟子拜见道祖。” The Bajie whole person must bury in earth, frightens that to call a pig face to turn green, this Elderly Yue, unexpectedly is the Dao Ancestor incarnation, has subverted his three views completely, just he was also shouting to moon/month old boss slightly shouts, isn't this courts death especially? 八戒整个人都要埋进土里似的,吓得那叫一个猪脸发青,这月老,居然是道祖化身,完全颠覆了他的三观,刚刚他还对着月老大呼小叫,这特么不是找死么？ Amita is a little also panic-stricken, yesterday in Kunlun Mountain has seen one side Hongjun, today unexpectedly saw, moreover in this manner, makes him a little unable to accept. 弥陀也是有点惊慌失措,昨日在昆仑山才见过鸿钧一面,今日居然又见了,而且还是以这样的方式,都让他有点接受不过来。 Early should think, can control world marriage affinity, this skill, in entire world, except for governing Heavenly Dao Dao Ancestor, but who can also have this skill? 早该想到的啊,能掌控世间姻缘,这本事,寰宇之内,除了掌管天道的道祖,还能有谁有这本事？ Holds public office in the Heavenly Court low-rank god, where will have to control the Rule ability, clearly, this is the Dao Ancestor incarnation. 一个供职于天庭的下位神,哪里会有掌控规则的能力,很明显,这就是道祖的化身啊。 Elderly Yue appears the Hongjun true body, really must frighten to urinate the person. 月老一显出鸿钧真身,真是要把人吓尿了。 Two people, lie on the ground, does not dare to set out, which Su Hang sits looks at Hongjun, is really quite speechless. 两个人,趴在地上,都不敢起身,苏航坐哪儿看着鸿钧,真是相当的无语。 „How which to have you?” Has suppressed good long while, Su Hang suppresses such a few words. “怎么哪儿都有你？”憋了好半天,苏航才憋出这么一句话。 Hongjun listened, the corners of the mouth bend a curve, „fresh myriad things, nowhere not Hongjun.” 鸿钧听了,嘴角弯起一丝弧度,“道生万物,无处不鸿钧。” One hear of this install to compel the pinnacle the words, Su Hang is the supercilious look turns, „illuminated you saying that roadside **** also possibly was you? What Elderly Yue is all right to install, is very good to play?” 一听这句装逼到极致的话,苏航更是白眼一翻,“照你这么说,路边的****也可能是你了？没事装什么月老,很好玩儿么？” „I do not install Elderly Yue, my itself is Elderly Yue.” Hongjun gives a calm smile, „was a pity, unexpectedly was given to see through by you, later can also joyful playing? It seems like in this world most understands my, only then you.” “我可不是装月老,我本就是月老。”鸿钧淡然一笑,“不过可惜,居然被你给识破了,以后还能快乐的玩耍么？看来这世上最了解我的,还是只有你啊。” Su Hang perspiration perspiration. 苏航汗了汗。 From the beginning saw Elderly Yue, Su Hang had this type to guess, after all Hongjun fiddled with by him, among two people had the feeling that an average man is unable to persuade by reasoning, just started Su Hang unable to conclude, when he demonstrated that surpassed completely the low-rank god should have the ability that Su Hang has been able to conclude that this Elderly Yue was Hongjun. 从一开始见了月老,苏航就有这种猜测了,毕竟鸿钧是被他捣鼓出来的,两人之间有一种常人无法理喻的感觉,刚开始苏航还不敢断定,但是当他展示出完全超出下位神该有的能力的时候,苏航已经能断定这月老就是鸿钧了。 The marriage affinity is the destiny is, controls Rule, only then Heavenly Dao Realm can achieve, but present Great Cosmos world, Heavenly Dao Realm may only then a Hongjun person . Moreover, in Hongjun or Heavenly Dao Realm to strong Heavenly Dao, only has him to have this minute of skill. 姻缘乃是命运之属,掌控规则只有天道境才能做到,而如今的大宇宙世界,天道境可就只有鸿钧一人,而且,鸿钧还是天道境中的至强天道,也唯有他才有这分本事。 Su Hang rolled the eyes at him, „I may, no matter you are really Elderly Yue or install Elderly Yue, sees you to be just right, Bajie to Chang'e unreasoning passion one piece, as his owner, I from, when helps him achieve the wish, your Divine Ability are general, and told Bajie, whether Chang'e was reincarnated, now where?” 苏航白了他一眼,“我可不管你是真月老还是装月老,见到你正好,八戒对嫦娥痴情一片,身为他的主人,我自当帮他达成心愿,你神通广大,且告诉八戒,嫦娥是否转世,现在又在何处？” Meets Hongjun, pours does not need to look for any record of one's horoscope again, did not need to borrow Samsara Mirror again, in any case he was Dao Ancestor, anything knows, directly asked he was. 遇上鸿钧,倒也无需再找什么生辰八字,也无需再去借用轮回镜了,反正他是道祖,什么都知道,直接问他就是。 Hongjun is caressing the beard, a face is impatient, „ I am very busy, where has Time control these other people's business? „ 鸿钧抚着胡须,一脸的不耐烦,“我很忙的,哪儿有时间管这些闲事？“ Su Hang thinks so him. 苏航就这么看着他。 What is busy at? Is busy playing the role of Elderly Yue, pulls the red line everywhere randomly? 忙什么？忙着扮月老,到处乱牵红线么？ Perhaps was looked by Su Hang somewhat embarrassed, returning to the table to sit down, Hongjun said, „this matter is a little troublesome.”( To be continued.) 或许是被苏航看得有些不好意思吧,回到桌边坐下,鸿钧道,“这事有点麻烦啊。”(未完待续。)
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