SSG :: Volume #1

#40: Urinates calmly calm!


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Sister......, fuck me!” “姐……,卧槽!” At this time, the gate of office did not have the indication is shoved open, Xue Qi (strange) stood in the entrance, a face was startled to accommodate, as if saw to let his unbelievable one, the philosophy avalanche, almost did not have one to fall down on the ground. 就在这时候,办公室的门毫无征兆的被人推开了,薛奇站在门口,一脸惊容,仿佛看到让他难以置信的一幕,人生观都崩塌了,差点没一头栽倒在地上。 ?” “唔?” Xue Xuan hears the sound, turns head to see Xue Qi (strange), turns head to look again, the face one was red, which looks like from Xue Qi (strange), this posture, this angle, thinks that does not make the person daydream difficult. 薛萱听到声音,扭头看到薛奇,回头再一看,脸唰的一下就红了,从薛奇哪儿看来,这姿势,这角度,想不让人遐想都难。 Hurries to pick up Absolute Soap, stood body, Xue Xuan was just about to explain, Xue Qi (strange) held the head to draw back. 赶紧捡起绝对肥皂,站直了身体,薛萱正要解释,薛奇却捧着脑袋退了出去。 short life and long life, short life and long life!” 夭寿啦,夭寿啦!” Xue Qi (strange) shouts, while ran like fleeing from calamity, leaves behind Xue Xuan and Su Hang look at each other in blank dismay, awkward, was too awkward. 薛奇一边大喊,一边像逃难一样跑了,留下薛萱苏航面面相觑,尴尬,太尴尬了。 On ice-frost same face rare has hung up blushing, because of a soap, the atmosphere moment in office is strange. 冰霜一样的脸上难得的挂上了红晕,因为一块肥皂,办公室里的气氛片刻诡异。 „Do you, how also along bring a soap?” The complexion quickly returned to normal, Xue Xuan looked at Su Hang one ill-humoredly, put out a hand to hand over to Su Hang that soap, after all was Xue Family eldest miss, regarding melting awkwardly, that was convenient. “你,怎么还随身带块肥皂?”脸色很快恢复了正常,薛萱没好气的瞧了苏航一眼,伸手将那块肥皂给苏航递了过去,毕竟是薛家大小姐,对于化解尴尬,那是再顺手不过了。 This, hē hē, I have mysophobia, washes the hands the convenience.” Su Hang hollow laugh, puts out a hand to meet. “这个,呵呵,我有洁癖,洗手方便。”苏航干笑一声,伸手去接。 pā dā!” 啪嗒!” I drop a day!” Su Hang really must collapse, just that matter one noisy, does him a little slightly anxious, soap that Xue Xuan hands over, a hand is not steady, has not caught, fell the ground unexpectedly. “我滴个天!”苏航真是要崩溃了,刚刚那事一闹,搞得他有点小紧张,薛萱递过来的肥皂,一个手不稳,没接住,竟然又落到了地上。 The entire office falls the needle to hear. 整个办公室落针可闻。 Looks Absolute Soap that on the floor skids, this time is not throws, should some people not pick? 看着地板上滑动的绝对肥皂,这次不是自己扔的,应该不会有人去捡吧? Looks up toward Xue Xuan, the Xue Xuan's look changed, the body complete looks like is uncontrolled bending the waist. 抬头往薛萱看去,薛萱的眼神又变了,身体完全像不受控制般的弯下了腰。 Sister, I just anything had not seen......, Oh , no!” “姐,我刚刚什么都没看到……,oh,no!” The matter is such as luck would have it, gate opened, Xue Qi (strange) goes to return, as to apologize, however, what making him not think, unexpectedly made him see that shocked his immature mind. 事情就是这么赶巧,门又开了,薛奇去而复返,似乎是想道个歉,然而,让他没想到的是,居然又让他看到了那震撼他幼小心灵的一幕。 Three person such big eyes are staring the small eye, finally, Xue Qi (strange) has drawn back silently, the expression on that small face, was too simply complex, seems is thinking, his noble solemn elder sister, how will do that matter in the office? Moreover shows that bashful posture. 三个人就这么大眼瞪着小眼,最后,薛奇默默的退了出去,那小脸上的表情,简直太复杂了,似乎是在想,他那个高贵端庄的姐姐,怎么会在办公室里做那种事呢?而且还摆出那么羞羞的姿势。 Really hit was clever, Xue Xuan picked up Absolute Soap once more, in the heart only thinks strange, picked the soap to not to have anything, after all was she subjectively wants to pick, had not thought that this soap had any issue, what was strange, twice, Xue Qi (strange) successively came was so punctual, with beforehand rehearsed well was the same. 真是撞了鬼了,薛萱再次捡起绝对肥皂,心中只觉得诡异,捡肥皂到还没什么,毕竟是她自己主观上想去捡,并没觉得这块肥皂有什么问题,诡异的是,先后两次,薛奇都进来的这么准时,就和事先排练好的一样。 The key, just that posture, simply made her be red in the face! 关键,刚刚那姿势,简直让她自个儿都面红耳赤! This time, Su Hang both hands receive, hurry to hold in the pocket, for fear that again falls, is too awkward, was too distressed, Su Hang a little embarrassed looks at Xue Xuan. 这一次,苏航双手接了过来,赶紧揣进兜里,生怕再掉出来,真太尴尬,太狼狈了,苏航都有点不好意思看薛萱 Meanwhile, in the Su Hang heart also a little wonders, although Absolute Soap is invalid to host, the time of but, to others throwing, must host assign the object who picks the soap, some people will pick, was just the accident/surprise falls completely, how to have an effect to Xue Xuan? 同时,苏航心中也有点儿纳闷儿,绝对肥皂虽然对宿主无效,但是,对别人扔出的时候,也须得宿主指定一个捡肥皂的对象,才会有人去捡,刚刚完全就是意外掉落,怎么就对薛萱起作用了呢? Is it possible that in oneself subconscious wants to make Xue Xuan pick? Moreover is twice? Own is so dreadful? Is so dirty? 莫非,自己潜意识里是想让薛萱去捡的?而且还是前后两次?自己的有那么猥琐么?有那么龌龊么? „, This......” atmosphere is awkward, Su Hang does not know how should open the mouth. “呃,这个……”气氛尴尬,苏航都不知道该怎么开口了。 Blushing on Xue Xuan face flashes past, „, no matter he, do not give me the telephone number?” 薛萱脸上的红晕一闪而过,“甭管他,你不是要给我电话号码么?” „, Yes.” Su Hang nodded hastily, takes up the cell phone to go to come the electricity to Xue Xuan. “呃,对对对。”苏航连忙点了点头,拿起手机给薛萱去了个来电。 Saved the number of opposite party, Xue Xuan shook the cell phone, when the time comes called you.” 存好对方的号码,薛萱晃了晃手机,“到时候给你打电话。” „!” Su Hang nods slightly, „, if no other any matters, I walked first.” “诶!”苏航微微颔首,“如果没什么其他事的话,我先走了。” Now, he only wants to hurry to leave this awkward place! 现在,他只想赶紧离开这个尴尬的地方! Was right, this you are taking.” Xue Xuan listened, turns round that to come a card from table, has handed over toward Su Hang. “对了,这个你拿着。”薛萱听了,回身从桌上那来一张卡,往苏航递了过去。 Su Hang looks, is gold card of firm. 苏航一看,是一张商行的金卡 What meaning is this?” Su Hang has not met, raised the head the doubts looks at Xue Xuan. “这是什么个意思?”苏航没有接,抬头疑惑的看着薛萱 Xue Xuan said, for these days, my younger brother with you, has given many troubles to you, money are not many, gives your compensation, cannot make you suffer a loss.” 薛萱道,“这几天,我弟弟跟着你,给你添了不少麻烦,钱不多,算是给你的一点补偿,不能让你吃了亏。” Sweat, I also think that you think ** I.” Su Hang has wiped the sweat of forehead, feigns appearance that has a lingering fear. “汗,我还以为你想**我呢。”苏航擦了擦额头的汗水,佯装出一副心有余悸的样子。 talkative!” Xue Xuan one hear, was white Su Hang one, pū chī one has actually smiled to make noise. 贫嘴!”薛萱一听,却是白了苏航一眼,噗嗤一声笑出声来。 Originally awkward also melts in this moment. 原本的尴尬也在这一刻消融。 Su Hang has ridiculed, has pushed that bankcard, is not the important matter, were we also the friend? Among the friends, does not need to discuss money.” 苏航讪笑了一下,把那张银行卡推了回去,“也不是什么大事,咱们也算是朋友了吧?朋友之间,就不必谈钱了。” Xue Xuan has gawked, smiles, right that said that discussed that money hurts feelings.” 薛萱愣了一下,嫣然一笑,“说的对,谈钱伤感情。” Has taken back the bankcard, the Xue Xuan also no longer smalltalk, if she filled to Su Hang at this time again, at the same time hurts feelings, another convenience also appeared too artificial. 收回了银行卡,薛萱也不再客套,如果这时候她再强塞给苏航,一方面伤感情,另一方便也显得太矫情了。 Su Hang, you halt to me.” 苏航,你给我站住。” Downstairs hall, Su Hang is just about to go out, behind hears one to shout, turns head to look, is Xue Qi (strange)! 楼下大厅,苏航正要出门,后面传来一声喊,回头一看,是薛奇 Which ran? I also everywhere look for you, hurries, delivers me to return to the school.” Su Hang said. “跑哪儿去了?我还到处找你,赶紧的,送我回学校。”苏航道。 Delivers your younger sister!” Xue Qi (strange) angrily walked, high and low has sized up Su Hang one, line, it seems like I really must hold in high esteem to you, unexpectedly had my sister's idea to come, you said, you gave my sister to fill any magic potion.” “送你妹!”薛奇气冲冲的走了过来,上下打量了苏航一眼,“行啊,看来我真得对你刮目相看了,居然打起我姐的主意来了,你说,你给我姐灌了什么迷魂汤。” Is sick!” “有病!” Su Hang listened, showed the whites of the eyes, is disinclined to respond this goods, you do not walk, I may walk.” 苏航听了,翻了个白眼,懒得搭理这货,“你不走,我可走了。” Throws down a few words, does not have including the explanation, Su Hang turns around to walk toward the Great Building entrance directly. 丢下一句话,连解释都没有,苏航直接转身往大厦门口走去。 wait a moment!” 等会儿!” Seeing Su Hang must walk, Xue Qi (strange) hurries to overtake, outstretches the both arms to block Su Hang. 苏航要走,薛奇赶紧追上,伸开双臂将苏航拦下。 I said Eldest Young Master Xue, do you want to do? I very busy good?” A Su Hang face speechless looks at Su Hang. “我说薛大少爷,你这是想干嘛?我很忙的好不好?”苏航一脸无语的看着苏航 You do not talk clearly you and my sister today are anything relate, I will not ask you to leave.” A Xue Qi (strange) face tenacious looks at Su Hang, today that sees in the office, has made his Mortal World observe the avalanche completely, he is not clear, his solemn noble elder sister, how will take a liking to front this weak chicken same man, but also in office....... “你今天不说清楚你和我姐是什么关系,我可不会让你走。”薛奇一脸固执的看着苏航,今天在办公室看到的那一幕,已经完全让他的世界观崩塌,他不明白,他那个端庄高贵的姐姐,怎么会瞧上面前这个弱鸡一样的男人,还在办公室里……。 Su Hang helpless sighing, has hesitated, put out a hand to pat on the shoulder of Xue Qi (strange) gently, I and your older sister were pure, you just saw, was only the misunderstanding.” 苏航无奈的叹了口气,沉吟了一下,伸手在薛奇的肩膀上轻轻的拍了一下,“我和你姐是清白的,你刚刚看到的,只是误会。” Misunderstanding?” Xue Qi (strange) has gawked, you have not teased you, can the misunderstanding also misunderstand two? You told me, did you and my sister do in the office?” “误会?”薛奇愣了,“你没逗吧你,误会还能误会两次?那你告诉我,你和我姐在办公室里干什么?” „......” “呃……” Su Hang stagnates, this is really difficult to explain, picks the soap? Do not tease, who believes? 苏航一滞,这还真难解释,捡肥皂?别逗了,谁信? Your wait a moment, I urinate calmly calm.” Has not waited for the Su Hang opens the mouth, Xue Qi (strange) to throw down a few words, running of turning around half step to the washroom. “你等会儿,我去撒泡尿冷静冷静。”还没等苏航开口,薛奇丢下一句话,转身快步的跑向洗手间。 Su Hang helpless shaking the head, this matter was really a little has not talked clearly, but, he was also disinclined to give Xue Qi (strange) to explain anything, he liked misunderstanding to make him misunderstand, did not close oneself anything matter in any case. 苏航无奈的摇了摇头,这事还真是有点说不清了,不过,他也懒得给薛奇解释什么,他爱误会就让他误会去,反正不关自己什么事。
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