Justsat in meditationcultivation, Su Hangdoes not know when theycame, butthinks that onfacea littlewet, looked at the clay of thatyounggirlfullhandagain, knowsagainsillythisyoungdoll was just doing.
刚刚入定修炼,苏航也不知道她们是何时来的,但觉脸上有点湿湿的,再看那小女童满手的黄泥,再傻也知道这小女娃刚刚在干什么。Puts out a hand, givesto holdthatyounggirldirectly, thatyounggirldisperses the smallfoot, ransome little timealsoonlyhas been marking.
一伸手,直接就把那小女童给抓住,那小女童撒开小脚丫,跑了好一会儿也只在原地踏步。„elder sister, savesmequickly, Iwas heldby the bad person.” The younggirlhas flustered, tothatyoung girlloudholding.
“姐姐,快救我,我被坏人抓住了。”小女童慌了,对着那少女大声的含着。
The young girlalsojustwantsto run, hearscalling for help of younggirl, turns headto see that the younggirlwas grasped, has foldedimmediately, has been comparing a styletoSu Hang, „you, you, youare aboutto have putRu'er, otherwise, otherwiseImaynot be impolitetoyou.”
那少女也正想跑来着,听到小女童的呼救,回头看到小女童被抓,立马折了回来,对着苏航比了个招式,“你,你,你快放了茹儿,要不然,要不然我可对你不客气了。”Speechtime, islacks in resonanceobviously.
说话的时候,明显是底气不足。
It seems likeis the victim?
貌似自己才是受害者吧?
The left handwipestoward the faceon, wipesbigclay, the Su Hangwhole faceis the heavy line, fortunately, is only the clay, does not fly in circles.
左手往脸上一抹,抹下来一大片黄泥,苏航满脸都是黑线,还好,只是黄泥,不是翔。„Yourwhat is this?”Su Hangfullis the hand of mud, has handed overhanding overtowardthatyoung girl, healmostcanimagine that hecurrentlythisfacehasnot being able to withstandhow.
“你们这是什么意思?”苏航把满是泥的手,往那少女递了递,他几乎可以想象到他现在这张脸有多么的不堪。Unexpectedlywhilehesits in meditation, towardhisfaceonapplymud, the Su Hangfeeling is really toomarvel, unexpectedlyincludingsuchmatter to makehimmeet.
居然趁着他入定的时候,往他脸上涂泥,苏航感觉真是太奇葩了,居然连这样的事情都能让他遇上。Those whodothismatterisFirst Yearyoungtwofemale students, reallyhas the firenot to locateto scatter.
偏偏干这事的还是一大一小两女生,真是有火也没处撒去。„pū chī......”
“噗嗤……”As soon as the young girllistens, the visionfallson the Su Hang'sface, smiling of being able help smilingmade noise, butdoes not discoverquicklyright, endured, „you, youare aboutto have putmyyounger sister.”
那少女一听,目光落在苏航的脸上,忍俊不禁的笑出了声来,但很快发现不对,又给生生的忍了回去,“你,你快放了我妹妹。”Thatsmiles, let alone, but also is really attractive.
那一笑,别说,还真是好看。However, presentSu Hang, oneflock of alpacasare running quicklyat heart, wherewill appreciatewhatbeautiful womanto smile, „Imustputher, didn't yourun? Whyonapplymudtowardmyface?”
不过,现在的苏航,心里正一群羊驼奔驰着,哪儿会欣赏什么美人一笑,“我要放了她,你们不是就跑了么?为什么往我脸上涂泥?”„Bastard, youlet loosemequickly, otherwisethisyoung ladymustcalldiscourteously.” The younggirlstrugglesat the same time. At the same timeyelled,what a pity her strength, completelyis notonSu Hangis the strength.
“坏蛋,你快放开我,要不然本小姐要叫非礼了。”小女童一边挣扎。一边哇哇大叫,可惜她那点力道,在苏航手上完全就算不上是力量。
The young girlslistened to the Su Hang'squestion, was crooked the headto think the moment. Receivedmomentarily the stance that preparedto attack, approachedtowardSu Hang, „thiswasourPeach Sourcecustom, the externalguest, mustuseclayapplyface. In order toexpress that welcome of ourPeach Sourcetoguest, youareoutsidecome? Does not know that ourcustom, Ido not blameyou.”
少女听了苏航的问话,歪着脑袋想了片刻。收起了随时准备进攻的架势,往苏航走近了些,“这是我们桃源的习俗,外来的客人,都要用黄泥涂脸。以表示我们桃源对客人的欢迎,你是外面来的吧?不知道我们这里的习俗,我也不怪你。”your sister!尼妹!Su Hanghad almost not been suppressedinternal injuryto come, oneselfaresufficesto talk irresponsibly, cannot think that thisyoung girlwill also talk irresponsibly, clayapplyfaceis the custom, isextendswelcomefor the guest, whenyouIam a fool?苏航差点没被憋出内伤来,自己就已经算是够瞎掰的了,想不到这个少女还更会瞎掰,黄泥涂脸是习俗,是对客人表示欢迎,你当我是傻子呢?„? Originallyisthis.”Su Hang, has let loosethatyounggirl, „youearlyshouldtalk clearly. The misunderstanding, has almost been unfair totwo.”
“哦?原来是这样啊。”苏航顿了一下,放开了那小女童,“你们早该说清楚的。差点误会,对不起了二位。”Well? Did healsoreallybelieve?
咦?他还真信了?
The young girlshave gawked, has not expectedSu Hangsoto be unexpectedly goodto roarcompletely, the casualtwowords, the ghostswill not believe that heactuallybelieved.
少女愣了一下,完全没有料到苏航居然这么好哄,随便两句话,鬼都不会信,他却信了。
The girl is a little also stunned, butquickresponded,hurriedto hideSu Hangto be distant, lookedonewiththatyoung girl, ridiculedsmiled. Is ridiculingSu Hangobviouslyis a fool.
那女童也有点错愕,不过很快就反应过来,赶紧躲得苏航远远的,和那少女对望一眼,揶揄的一笑。明显就是在嘲弄苏航是个傻子。On the face is the mud, in the goodcourtyardhaswater vat, walkedhastily, fetches waterto wash the face. Whenseesin the waterthatfullis the face of thin mud, Su Hang was really incapable ofspitting the trough.
脸上全是泥,还好院子里有一口水缸,连忙走了过去,打水洗脸。当看到水中那张满是稀泥的脸,苏航真是无力吐槽了。Thesetwolady , were too rather mischievous, do Iandyouknow? Do yousuchdome?
这两姑娘,未免也太调皮了,我和你们认识么?你们就这么搞我?„Was longnot much, but also was spreadfacemudbyyou, yourthiswelcome ceremonies. Ratheralsooffending somebodyself-respect.”Su Hangleisurelywashescleanly the face, whiletotwofemalesay/way.
“本来长得就不怎么样,还被你们涂一脸泥,你们这欢迎仪式。未免也太伤人自尊了。”苏航一边慢条斯理的把脸洗干净,一边对着两女道。
The young girlwalked, is crooked the headto look atSu Hang, „youcomefromoutside?”
那少女走了过来,歪着脑袋看着苏航,“你是从外面来的么?”
The Su Hangperspiration the perspiration, wasn't yourthisasks something already known?苏航汗了汗,你这不是明知故问么?Just about to the opens the mouthreplied, the young girlalso said that „outsideamusing?”
刚要张口回答,少女又道,“外面好玩么?”„Yourthisclothesclothing material is really special, Ihave not seen.”
“你这衣服料子还真特别,我都没见过。”
......
……In a flash, Su Hangfelt that ownheadis aboutto have exploded, „younger sister, whichissue do youwantmeto answeryou?”
一瞬间,苏航感觉自己的脑袋都快炸了,“妹子,你到底要我回答你哪个问题?”
The young girls, as ifalsohad realized that ownwordsshewere many, „do thatyouname?”
少女顿了一下,似乎也意识到自己的话她多了,“那你叫什么名字?”„Su Hang.”Su Hangleisureputs outtwocharacters.
“苏航。”苏航慢悠悠的吐出两个字。„Su Hang?” The young girlshave pinched the chin, „goodstrangename.”
“苏航?”少女捏了捏下巴,“好奇怪的名字。”Faint!
晕!Su Hangshowed the whites of the eyes, which did mythisnamefeel strange?苏航翻了个白眼,我这名字哪儿奇怪了?ButSu Hangis tactfulhad not asked that if asked that will refer to the uncertainthisyoung girlalsoaskingmajorcollection of anystrangeproblems.
但苏航识趣的没问,要是问了,指不定这少女又会提出一大堆什么稀奇古怪的问题来。Appearance that looks at the young girl, shouldbethisPeach Sourceis locally born, has never gone to the outside, perhapsinthisPeach Sourcenotsurnamed Su, thereforeshewill thinkstrange.
看着少女的样子,应该是这桃源土生土长的,从未去过外界,也许这桃源里没有姓苏的,所以她才会觉得奇怪吧。At this time, thatyounggirlalsowashedcleanly the handinwater vat, „Ilistened to the eldest mastermaster saying that youwere the Elder Brother Haofriend?”
这时候,那小女童也在水缸里洗干净了手,“我听大爷爷说,你是浩哥哥的朋友?”Twobigeyesshinelooks atSu Hang, thatappearance, justdid not put in order the gucompletelylikely the Su Hang'sappearance.
两只大眼睛忽闪忽闪的看着苏航,那模样,完全不像是刚刚才整蛊过苏航的样子。„Who is Elder Brother Hao?”Su Hangasked.
“浩哥哥是谁?”苏航问道。„Elder Brother HaoisElder Brother Hao.” The younggirlnaturalsay/way.
“浩哥哥就是浩哥哥啊。”小女童理所当然的道。Su Hanglistened, was hit a stuffyfistlikely, had nothing to say in replycompletely.苏航听了,像是被打了一记闷拳,完全无言以对。Looks uptothatyoung girl, the young girlsaid,„whatRu'ersaidismyelder brother, hefew days agoleftPeach Source, grandpasaid that hedid obeisanceintoMartial WorldImmortal Sect.”
抬头看向那少女,那少女道,“茹儿说的是我哥哥,他前些日子离开了桃源,爷爷说他拜入武界仙门了。”Onehear of thissaying, Su Hangresponded, thesetwoladysaidshouldbeMin Tianhao?
一听这话,苏航反应过来,这两姑娘说的应该是闵天浩吧?„Are youMin Brotheryounger sister?”Su Hangstrangelooks that frontthisFirst Yearis small, elder brothergrowsgracefully, whereyounger sistercannot missto go, thisseedis good.
“你们是闵兄弟的妹妹?”苏航古怪的看着面前这一大一小,果然,哥哥长得帅,妹妹也差不到哪里去,这一家的种子都不错啊。„Right, IcalledMing Ru, elder sisterto callMin Rou, Elder Brother Haoto callMin Tianhao.”Younggirlloudwas sayingtoSu Hang, finished speakingwas also crooked the head, „, why do Iwantto tellyouthese?”
“对啊,我叫闵茹,姐姐叫闵柔,浩哥哥叫闵天浩。”小女童大声的对着苏航道了一句,说完又歪了歪脑袋,“咦,我为什么要告诉你这些?”
?
呃?Su Hangactuallygawked, the visionfellon the body of thatyoung girl, Min Rou, was thisLong Zethatold monstertothatwife who oneselfreferred to?苏航却是愣了一下,目光落在那少女的身上,闵柔,这就是龙泽那老怪物给自己指的那门媳妇?Is longisgood, is very beautiful, what a pitywastoo young, the bodyalsohadonesharesmallwild nature.
长得是不错,挺标致的,可惜就是年龄太小了,身上还有一股子小小的野性。Min Routouchesownface, thispersonstares atto look atanything, is difficultto be inadequateon the facealsoto have the mud.闵柔摸了摸自己的脸,这人盯着自己看什么,难不成自己脸上也有泥。„Do youlook formy hereto do? Notforonapplymudtowardmyface.”Su Hangalsorealized that like thisstares at a youngfemale studentnot to look at the politeness, has taken back the visionhastily.
“你们找我这儿来干什么?不会就是为了往我脸上涂泥吧。”苏航也意识到这样盯着一个小女生看不礼貌,连忙收回了目光。Min Rousaid,„Ru'erheardinvillagecame the bystander, mustdrawmeto come to see!”闵柔道,“茹儿听说村里来了外人,非要拉着我来看看!”„elder sisterdeceived people, wasyoumustcome to seeobviously.”Thatyounggirlboth handsare insertingwaist, is digging the mouth, expression that is not very feeling wellowndisaffection.
“姐姐骗人,明明是你自己要来看的。”那小女童双手插着腰,撅着嘴巴,十分不爽的表达了自己的不满。Min Rouhas not actually managedher, transferredaroundSu Hang, „is outsidepersonlongyourthis? Un, is the hair is a little short, the faceis a little white, the clothes that wearsis also strange, does not haveanythingspecial, un, is not good-looking.”闵柔却没有理她,绕着苏航转了一圈,“外面人都长你这样么?嗯,就是头发有点短,脸有点白,穿的衣服也稀奇古怪的,也没什么特别的啊,嗯,长得不好看。”Su Hangis speechless, was yourthisregards the monkey of zoome? Iam the outsideram not fake, butweare not an alien, pleasecommentotherslooktime, considers the feeling of litigantto be good?苏航无语,你们这是把我当成动物园的猴子了么?我是外来人不假,可咱也不是外星人啊,请你评论别人相貌的时候,照顾一下当事人的感受好不好?„I am much longer, outsideperson, is mostly longis more attractive than me.”Su Hangreturned tooneill-humoredly, „like the younger sisteryou, canbemediumat most.”
“我算是长得差的,外面的人,大多都长得比我好看。”苏航没好气的回了一句,“像妹子你们这样的,顶多能算是中等吧。”Onehear of Su Hangcommentoneselflook, Min Rouis not gladall of a sudden, both handswere forking the waist, on the face the expression was just just the sameasthatyounggirlunexpectedly, „what did yousay? Yousaid that I not attractively?”
一听苏航评论自己的相貌,闵柔一下子就不乐意了,双手叉着腰,脸上表情竟和那小女童刚刚一模一样,“你说什么?你说我长得不好看?”A few words, have exploded immediately, thislady, the temperamentis not good, do the girlspay great attention to the appearance?
只是一句话,立马就炸了,这姑娘,脾气可不好啊,女孩子都那么注重外貌么?„Youreallywill not speak, Elder Sister Rouisourhereprettiestgirl, youliecannot.”Ming Rualsouses her immaturesound, was reprovingtoSu Hang.
“你这人真是不会说话,柔姐姐可是咱们这儿最漂亮的女孩子,你这人连说谎都不会。”闵茹也用她那稚嫩的声音,对着苏航训斥了起来。„Goodall various professions, twolady, are I have eyes but fails to see, has not seen the beautiful woman, yourSirshavemassive, do not haggle overwithme.”Su Hangsomewhatcould not resist, thesetwolittle girl, the temperalso was too rather wild, thesetwoopen mouth, completelyis the knife.
“行行行,两位姑娘,是我有眼无珠,没见过美女,你们大人有大量,别跟我计较。”苏航有些招架不住了,这两小姑娘,性子未免也太野了,这两张嘴,完全就是刀子啊。Onehear of Su Hangthissaying, First Yearslightlythensatisfies, on the face of Min Rouhas shown the smiling face, „thisalsoalmost, yousaid,Iam attractive?”
一听苏航这话,一大一小这才满意,闵柔的脸上露出了笑容,“这还差不多,那你说,我漂亮么?”
Is thisis enticing itself? Unexpectedlyaskedownsuchissue, places the outside, thiswasclarifieshas enticed, but, herewasPeach Source, Su Hangcould look, Min Routhatwaspureasked.
呃,这是在诱惑自己么?居然问自己这样的问题,放在外界,这是摆明了勾引啊,不过,这里是桃源,苏航看得出来,闵柔那就是单纯的一问。„Attractive, attractive.”Su Hangis perfunctory.
“漂亮,漂亮。”苏航敷衍着。„I?”YounggirlMing Rualsojoins in the fun.
“那我呢?”小女童闵茹也来凑热闹。„Attractive, is attractive.” The Su Hangwhole faceis the heavy line, howinthesetwoannoyinglittle monsteressenceson the booth, mustthink of a wayto maketothem, otherwisemustbe entangledto refuse stubbornlyto be possible.
“都漂亮,都漂亮。”苏航满脸都是黑线,怎么就摊上这两个烦人的小妖精,得想个法子给她们弄走,要不然非得被缠死不可。„Little Ru, which did the clay of yourjustplayingcome?”Su Hangwas askingtoMing Ru.
“小茹是吧,你刚刚的玩的黄泥哪儿来的?”苏航对着闵茹问道。Ming Rulistened, is pointing around Hunshuikeng, „inthatdigs out, did youaskthisdoing?”闵茹听了,指着旁边一个浑水坑,“那里面抠来的,你问这个干嘛?”„Youdid not say, the guest who yourherecustom, welcomeoutsidecomes, does wantto spread the claytoward the faceon? when you enter a village, follow the local customs, sinceyousuchwarmlywelcomeme, does not pay a return visitdiscourteously, I should also giveonyourfacesapplychose/pointto be good.”Su Hangverysinceresay/way.
“你们不是说,你们这儿的习俗,欢迎外面来的客人,就要往人脸上涂黄泥么?入乡随俗,既然你们这么热情的欢迎我,来而不往非礼也,我也该给你们脸上涂点才行。”苏航十分真诚的道。Twogirlswere shockedimmediately, Ming Ruhurriedto run up toMin Rou.
两个女孩立马就愣住了,闵茹赶紧跑到了闵柔的身后。
Can the ownsuchwhite and tenderface, howstainsuchcontamination? Min Rouonehear, beckons with the handhastily, „does not use, thatisourcustom, youare notourperson.”
自己这么白嫩的脸,怎么能沾上那样的污物?闵柔一听,连忙摆手,“不用了,那是我们这儿的习俗,你又不是我们这里的人。”„Thatis how good, myyouwelcomeme, Ialwaysimpossibleto have expressed?”Su HangwalkedonesteptowardMin Rou, „does not spread the mudto be also good, thatdefers toourcustom, therewelcome the guest, likesspreading the dungtoward the gueston.”
“那怎么行,我你们那么欢迎我,我总不可能没有表示吧?”苏航往闵柔走了一步,“不涂泥也行,那就按照我们那儿的习俗吧,我们那儿欢迎客人,都喜欢往客人身上涂大粪的。”Dung?
大粪?Min Rouonehear, subconsciousin the futurewill have drawn backseveralsteps, a handis covering the nose, fullisdisgustinglooks atSu Hang, along with, even iflooked at the clue, „yourthisfellow, thatdid havetoward the humanspreads the dung the truth?”闵柔一听,下意识的往后退了几步,一只手捂着鼻子,满是恶心的看着苏航,随即便瞧出了端倪,“你这家伙,那有往人身上涂大粪的道理?”Sheis not silly, veryobviousSu Hangin the entireguthey.
她不傻,很明显苏航是在整蛊她们。Su Hangshrugs, „, no matteryoudo believe that whichourhassuchcustom, youwaitfirst, whereIlookto look atto have the dung, ifcould not find, I can only produce a point.”苏航耸了耸肩,“不管你们信不信,我们哪儿真有这样的习俗,你们先等等,我去找找看哪儿有大粪,如果找不到的话,我只能自己产一点了。”Saying, Su Hangwas ready to fight, but alsolooked likereallymustturn aroundto look for the dung the appearance.( To be continued.)
说着,苏航摩拳擦掌,还真像是要掉头去找大粪的样子。(未完待续。)
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