SSG :: Volume #4

#362: when you enter a village, follow the local customs!


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Just sat in meditation cultivation, Su Hang does not know when they came, but thinks that on face a little wet, looked at the clay of that young girl full hand again, knows again silly this young doll was just doing. 刚刚入定修炼,苏航也不知道她们是何时来的,但觉脸上有点湿湿的,再看那小女童满手的黄泥,再傻也知道这小女娃刚刚在干什么。 Puts out a hand, gives to hold that young girl directly, that young girl disperses the small foot, ran some little time also only has been marking. 一伸手,直接就把那小女童给抓住,那小女童撒开小脚丫,跑了好一会儿也只在原地踏步。 elder sister, saves me quickly, I was held by the bad person.” The young girl has flustered, to that young girl loud holding. 姐姐,快救我,我被坏人抓住了。”小女童慌了,对着那少女大声的含着。 The young girl also just wants to run, hears calling for help of young girl, turns head to see that the young girl was grasped, has folded immediately, has been comparing a style to Su Hang, you, you, you are about to have put Ru'er, otherwise, otherwise I may not be impolite to you.” 那少女也正想跑来着,听到小女童的呼救,回头看到小女童被抓,立马折了回来,对着苏航比了个招式,“你,你,你快放了茹儿,要不然,要不然我可对你不客气了。” Speech time, is lacks in resonance obviously. 说话的时候,明显是底气不足。 It seems like is the victim? 貌似自己才是受害者吧? The left hand wipes toward the face on, wipes big clay, the Su Hang whole face is the heavy line, fortunately, is only the clay, does not fly in circles. 左手往脸上一抹,抹下来一大片黄泥,苏航满脸都是黑线,还好,只是黄泥,不是翔。 Your what is this?” Su Hang full is the hand of mud, has handed over handing over toward that young girl, he almost can imagine that he currently this face has not being able to withstand how. “你们这是什么意思?”苏航把满是泥的手,往那少女递了递,他几乎可以想象到他现在这张脸有多么的不堪。 Unexpectedly while he sits in meditation, toward his face on apply mud, the Su Hang feeling is really too marvel, unexpectedly including such matter to make him meet. 居然趁着他入定的时候,往他脸上涂泥,苏航感觉真是太奇葩了,居然连这样的事情都能让他遇上。 Those who do this matter is First Year young two female students, really has the fire not to locate to scatter. 偏偏干这事的还是一大一小两女生,真是有火也没处撒去。 pū chī......” 噗嗤……” As soon as the young girl listens, the vision falls on the Su Hang's face, smiling of being able help smiling made noise, but does not discover quickly right, endured, you, you are about to have put my younger sister.” 那少女一听,目光落在苏航的脸上,忍俊不禁的笑出了声来,但很快发现不对,又给生生的忍了回去,“你,你快放了我妹妹。” That smiles, let alone, but also is really attractive. 那一笑,别说,还真是好看。 However, present Su Hang, one flock of alpacas are running quickly at heart, where will appreciate what beautiful woman to smile, I must put her, didn't you run? Why on apply mud toward my face?” 不过,现在的苏航,心里正一群羊驼奔驰着,哪儿会欣赏什么美人一笑,“我要放了她,你们不是就跑了么?为什么往我脸上涂泥?” Bastard, you let loose me quickly, otherwise this young lady must call discourteously.” The young girl struggles at the same time. At the same time yelled, what a pity her strength, completely is not on Su Hang is the strength. “坏蛋,你快放开我,要不然本小姐要叫非礼了。”小女童一边挣扎。一边哇哇大叫,可惜她那点力道,在苏航手上完全就算不上是力量。 The young girls listened to the Su Hang's question, was crooked the head to think the moment. Received momentarily the stance that prepared to attack, approached toward Su Hang, this was our Peach Source custom, the external guest, must use clay apply face. In order to express that welcome of our Peach Source to guest, you are outside come? Does not know that our custom, I do not blame you.” 少女听了苏航的问话,歪着脑袋想了片刻。收起了随时准备进攻的架势,往苏航走近了些,“这是我们桃源的习俗,外来的客人,都要用黄泥涂脸。以表示我们桃源对客人的欢迎,你是外面来的吧?不知道我们这里的习俗,我也不怪你。” your sister! 尼妹 Su Hang had almost not been suppressed internal injury to come, oneself are suffices to talk irresponsibly, cannot think that this young girl will also talk irresponsibly, clay apply face is the custom, is extends welcome for the guest, when you I am a fool? 苏航差点没被憋出内伤来,自己就已经算是够瞎掰的了,想不到这个少女还更会瞎掰,黄泥涂脸是习俗,是对客人表示欢迎,你当我是傻子呢? „? Originally is this.” Su Hang, has let loose that young girl, you early should talk clearly. The misunderstanding, has almost been unfair to two.” “哦?原来是这样啊。”苏航顿了一下,放开了那小女童,“你们早该说清楚的。差点误会,对不起了二位。” Well? Did he also really believe? 咦?他还真信了? The young girls have gawked, has not expected Su Hang so to be unexpectedly good to roar completely, the casual two words, the ghosts will not believe that he actually believed. 少女愣了一下,完全没有料到苏航居然这么好哄,随便两句话,鬼都不会信,他却信了。 The girl is a little also stunned, but quick responded, hurried to hide Su Hang to be distant, looked one with that young girl, ridiculed smiled. Is ridiculing Su Hang obviously is a fool. 那女童也有点错愕,不过很快就反应过来,赶紧躲得苏航远远的,和那少女对望一眼,揶揄的一笑。明显就是在嘲弄苏航是个傻子。 On the face is the mud, in the good courtyard has water vat, walked hastily, fetches water to wash the face. When sees in the water that full is the face of thin mud, Su Hang was really incapable of spitting the trough. 脸上全是泥,还好院子里有一口水缸,连忙走了过去,打水洗脸。当看到水中那张满是稀泥的脸,苏航真是无力吐槽了。 These two lady , were too rather mischievous, do I and you know? Do you such do me? 这两姑娘,未免也太调皮了,我和你们认识么?你们就这么搞我? Was long not much, but also was spread face mud by you, your this welcome ceremonies. Rather also offending somebody self-respect.” Su Hang leisurely washes cleanly the face, while to two female say/way. “本来长得就不怎么样,还被你们涂一脸泥,你们这欢迎仪式。未免也太伤人自尊了。”苏航一边慢条斯理的把脸洗干净,一边对着两女道。 The young girl walked, is crooked the head to look at Su Hang, you come from outside?” 那少女走了过来,歪着脑袋看着苏航,“你是从外面来的么?” The Su Hang perspiration the perspiration, wasn't your this asks something already known? 苏航汗了汗,你这不是明知故问么? Just about to the opens the mouth replied, the young girl also said that outside amusing?” 刚要张口回答,少女又道,“外面好玩么?” Your this clothes clothing material is really special, I have not seen.” “你这衣服料子还真特别,我都没见过。” ...... …… In a flash, Su Hang felt that own head is about to have exploded, younger sister, which issue do you want me to answer you?” 一瞬间,苏航感觉自己的脑袋都快炸了,“妹子,你到底要我回答你哪个问题?” The young girls, as if also had realized that own words she were many, „do that you name?” 少女顿了一下,似乎也意识到自己的话她多了,“那你叫什么名字?” Su Hang.” Su Hang leisure puts out two characters. 苏航。”苏航慢悠悠的吐出两个字。 Su Hang?” The young girls have pinched the chin, good strange name.” 苏航?”少女捏了捏下巴,“好奇怪的名字。” Faint! 晕! Su Hang showed the whites of the eyes, which did my this name feel strange? 苏航翻了个白眼,我这名字哪儿奇怪了? But Su Hang is tactful had not asked that if asked that will refer to the uncertain this young girl also asking major collection of any strange problems. 苏航识趣的没问,要是问了,指不定这少女又会提出一大堆什么稀奇古怪的问题来。 Appearance that looks at the young girl, should be this Peach Source is locally born, has never gone to the outside, perhaps in this Peach Source not surnamed Su, therefore she will think strange. 看着少女的样子,应该是这桃源土生土长的,从未去过外界,也许这桃源里没有姓苏的,所以她才会觉得奇怪吧。 At this time, that young girl also washed cleanly the hand in water vat, I listened to the eldest master master saying that you were the Elder Brother Hao friend?” 这时候,那小女童也在水缸里洗干净了手,“我听大爷爷说,你是浩哥哥的朋友?” Two big eyes shine looks at Su Hang, that appearance, just did not put in order the gu completely likely the Su Hang's appearance. 两只大眼睛忽闪忽闪的看着苏航,那模样,完全不像是刚刚才整蛊过苏航的样子。 Who is Elder Brother Hao?” Su Hang asked. 浩哥哥是谁?”苏航问道。 Elder Brother Hao is Elder Brother Hao.” The young girl natural say/way. 浩哥哥就是浩哥哥啊。”小女童理所当然的道。 Su Hang listened, was hit a stuffy fist likely, had nothing to say in reply completely. 苏航听了,像是被打了一记闷拳,完全无言以对。 Looks up to that young girl, the young girl said, what Ru'er said is my elder brother, he few days ago left Peach Source, grandpa said that he did obeisance into Martial World Immortal Sect.” 抬头看向那少女,那少女道,“茹儿说的是我哥哥,他前些日子离开了桃源,爷爷说他拜入武界仙门了。” One hear of this saying, Su Hang responded, these two lady said should be Min Tianhao? 一听这话,苏航反应过来,这两姑娘说的应该是闵天浩吧? „Are you Min Brother younger sister?” Su Hang strange looks that front this First Year is small, elder brother grows gracefully, where younger sister cannot miss to go, this seed is good. “你们是闵兄弟妹妹?”苏航古怪的看着面前这一大一小,果然,哥哥长得帅,妹妹也差不到哪里去,这一家的种子都不错啊。 Right, I called Ming Ru, elder sister to call Min Rou, Elder Brother Hao to call Min Tianhao.” Young girl loud was saying to Su Hang, finished speaking was also crooked the head, „, why do I want to tell you these?” “对啊,我叫闵茹,姐姐闵柔,浩哥哥闵天浩。”小女童大声的对着苏航道了一句,说完又歪了歪脑袋,“咦,我为什么要告诉你这些?” ? 呃? Su Hang actually gawked, the vision fell on the body of that young girl, Min Rou, was this Long Ze that old monster to that wife who oneself referred to? 苏航却是愣了一下,目光落在那少女的身上,闵柔,这就是龙泽老怪物给自己指的那门媳妇? Is long is good, is very beautiful, what a pity was too young, the body also had one share small wild nature. 长得是不错,挺标致的,可惜就是年龄太小了,身上还有一股子小小的野性。 Min Rou touches own face, this person stares at to look at anything, is difficult to be inadequate on the face also to have the mud. 闵柔摸了摸自己的脸,这人盯着自己看什么,难不成自己脸上也有泥。 „Do you look for my here to do? Not for on apply mud toward my face.” Su Hang also realized that like this stares at a young female student not to look at the politeness, has taken back the vision hastily. “你们找我这儿来干什么?不会就是为了往我脸上涂泥吧。”苏航也意识到这样盯着一个小女生看不礼貌,连忙收回了目光。 Min Rou said, Ru'er heard in village came the bystander, must draw me to come to see!” 闵柔道,“茹儿听说村里来了外人,非要拉着我来看看!” elder sister deceived people, was you must come to see obviously.” That young girl both hands are inserting waist, is digging the mouth, expression that is not very feeling well own disaffection. 姐姐骗人,明明是你自己要来看的。”那小女童双手插着腰,撅着嘴巴,十分不爽的表达了自己的不满。 Min Rou has not actually managed her, transferred around Su Hang, „is outside person long your this? Un, is the hair is a little short, the face is a little white, the clothes that wears is also strange, does not have anything special, un, is not good-looking.” 闵柔却没有理她,绕着苏航转了一圈,“外面人都长你这样么?嗯,就是头发有点短,脸有点白,穿的衣服也稀奇古怪的,也没什么特别的啊,嗯,长得不好看。” Su Hang is speechless, was your this regards the monkey of zoo me? I am the outsider am not fake, but we are not an alien, please comment others look time, considers the feeling of litigant to be good? 苏航无语,你们这是把我当成动物园的猴子了么?我是外来人不假,可咱也不是外星人啊,请你评论别人相貌的时候,照顾一下当事人的感受好不好? I am much longer, outside person, is mostly long is more attractive than me.” Su Hang returned to one ill-humoredly, like the younger sister you, can be medium at most.” “我算是长得差的,外面的人,大多都长得比我好看。”苏航没好气的回了一句,“像妹子你们这样的,顶多能算是中等吧。” One hear of Su Hang comment oneself look, Min Rou is not glad all of a sudden, both hands were forking the waist, on the face the expression was just just the same as that young girl unexpectedly, what did you say? You said that I not attractively?” 一听苏航评论自己的相貌,闵柔一下子就不乐意了,双手叉着腰,脸上表情竟和那小女童刚刚一模一样,“你说什么?你说我长得不好看?” A few words, have exploded immediately, this lady, the temperament is not good, do the girls pay great attention to the appearance? 只是一句话,立马就炸了,这姑娘,脾气可不好啊,女孩子都那么注重外貌么? You really will not speak, Elder Sister Rou is our here prettiest girl, you lie cannot.” Ming Ru also uses her immature sound, was reproving to Su Hang. “你这人真是不会说话,柔姐姐可是咱们这儿最漂亮的女孩子,你这人连说谎都不会。”闵茹也用她那稚嫩的声音,对着苏航训斥了起来。 Good all various professions, two lady, are I have eyes but fails to see, has not seen the beautiful woman, your Sirs have massive, do not haggle over with me.” Su Hang somewhat could not resist, these two little girl, the temper also was too rather wild, these two open mouth, completely is the knife. “行行行,两位姑娘,是我有眼无珠,没见过美女,你们大人有大量,别跟我计较。”苏航有些招架不住了,这两小姑娘,性子未免也太野了,这两张嘴,完全就是刀子啊。 One hear of Su Hang this saying, First Year slightly then satisfies, on the face of Min Rou has shown the smiling face, this also almost, you said, I am attractive?” 一听苏航这话,一大一小这才满意,闵柔的脸上露出了笑容,“这还差不多,那你说,我漂亮么?” Is this is enticing itself? Unexpectedly asked own such issue, places the outside, this was clarifies has enticed, but, here was Peach Source, Su Hang could look, Min Rou that was pure asked. 呃,这是在诱惑自己么?居然问自己这样的问题,放在外界,这是摆明了勾引啊,不过,这里是桃源,苏航看得出来,闵柔那就是单纯的一问。 Attractive, attractive.” Su Hang is perfunctory. “漂亮,漂亮。”苏航敷衍着。 I?” Young girl Ming Ru also joins in the fun. “那我呢?”小女童闵茹也来凑热闹。 Attractive, is attractive.” The Su Hang whole face is the heavy line, how in these two annoying little monster essences on the booth, must think of a way to make to them, otherwise must be entangled to refuse stubbornly to be possible. “都漂亮,都漂亮。”苏航满脸都是黑线,怎么就摊上这两个烦人的小妖精,得想个法子给她们弄走,要不然非得被缠死不可。 Little Ru, which did the clay of your just playing come?” Su Hang was asking to Ming Ru. 小茹是吧,你刚刚的玩的黄泥哪儿来的?”苏航对着闵茹问道。 Ming Ru listened, is pointing around Hunshuikeng, in that digs out, did you ask this doing?” 闵茹听了,指着旁边一个浑水坑,“那里面抠来的,你问这个干嘛?” You did not say, the guest who your here custom, welcome outside comes, does want to spread the clay toward the face on? when you enter a village, follow the local customs, since you such warmly welcome me, does not pay a return visit discourteously, I should also give on your faces apply chose/point to be good.” Su Hang very sincere say/way. “你们不是说,你们这儿的习俗,欢迎外面来的客人,就要往人脸上涂黄泥么?入乡随俗,既然你们这么热情的欢迎我,来而不往非礼也,我也该给你们脸上涂点才行。”苏航十分真诚的道。 Two girls were shocked immediately, Ming Ru hurried to run up to Min Rou. 两个女孩立马就愣住了,闵茹赶紧跑到了闵柔的身后。 Can the own such white and tender face, how stain such contamination? Min Rou one hear, beckons with the hand hastily, does not use, that is our custom, you are not our person.” 自己这么白嫩的脸,怎么能沾上那样的污物?闵柔一听,连忙摆手,“不用了,那是我们这儿的习俗,你又不是我们这里的人。” That is how good, my you welcome me, I always impossible to have expressed?” Su Hang walked one step toward Min Rou, does not spread the mud to be also good, that defers to our custom, there welcome the guest, likes spreading the dung toward the guest on.” “那怎么行,我你们那么欢迎我,我总不可能没有表示吧?”苏航闵柔走了一步,“不涂泥也行,那就按照我们那儿的习俗吧,我们那儿欢迎客人,都喜欢往客人身上涂大粪的。” Dung? 大粪? Min Rou one hear, subconscious in the future will have drawn back several steps, a hand is covering the nose, full is disgusting looks at Su Hang, along with, even if looked at the clue, your this fellow, that did have toward the human spreads the dung the truth?” 闵柔一听,下意识的往后退了几步,一只手捂着鼻子,满是恶心的看着苏航,随即便瞧出了端倪,“你这家伙,那有往人身上涂大粪的道理?” She is not silly, very obvious Su Hang in the entire gu they. 她不傻,很明显苏航是在整蛊她们。 Su Hang shrugs, „, no matter you do believe that which our has such custom, you wait first, where I look to look at to have the dung, if could not find, I can only produce a point.” 苏航耸了耸肩,“不管你们信不信,我们哪儿真有这样的习俗,你们先等等,我去找找看哪儿有大粪,如果找不到的话,我只能自己产一点了。” Saying, Su Hang was ready to fight, but also looked like really must turn around to look for the dung the appearance.( To be continued.) 说着,苏航摩拳擦掌,还真像是要掉头去找大粪的样子。(未完待续。)
To display comments and comment, click at the button