One group of people by a soap playing jokes upon, the air/Qi have not hit one, scolds, however, the lively time of while scolding, they actually panic-stricken discovered, Chen Three has pushed through the people, the half step walked toward that soap, immediately frightened looks ashen. 一群人被一块肥皂给戏耍了,气不打一处来,纷纷开骂,然而,正当骂的欢实的时候,他们却惊恐的发现,陈三拨开了众人,正快步向那块肥皂走去,顿时一个个吓得面如土色。 The shout, has not stopped the Chen Three footsteps stubbornly, the Chen Three vision is staring at ground that soap, that look as if lecher saw the beautiful woman, saw the gold money-madly, so is earnest and unbearably anxious. 身后的喊声,并没有止住陈三的脚步,陈三的目光死死的盯着地上那块肥皂,那眼神仿佛色鬼看到了美女,财迷看到了金子,是如此的热切和急不可耐。 „What is this? How like this, body unconscious......” “这是什么？怎么会这样,身体不自觉的就……” Looks at ground that soap, Chen Three clearly knows that this is not right, but that soap has a fatal attraction to him, being able not help digs the buttocks to bend the waist. 看着地上那块肥皂,陈三明知道这样不对,可那块肥皂却是对他有一种致命的吸引力,情不自禁的撅起屁股弯下了腰。 „old boss does not want!” “老大不要啊！” One crowd of lil' bro both hands grasped the head, panic-stricken shouting, particularly that several by Su Hang Thousand Years of Death lil' bro, collapsed at this moment. 一群小弟都双手抱住了脑袋,惊恐的大喊,尤其是那几个被苏航千年杀过的小弟,此刻真的是崩溃了。 But at this time, the hand of Chen Three held that soap of ground, hears the lil' bro shout, looks up slightly, immediately the whole body hit to startle. 而此时,陈三的手已经抓住了地上的那块肥皂,听到小弟们的喊声,微微抬头看去,顿时浑身打了个激灵。 The Su Hang look is solemn and respectful, both hands have tied the Thousand Years of Death hand signal. 苏航神色肃穆,双手已经结好了千年杀的手势。 „?” “啊？” Chen Three has opened the mouth panic-stricken, however, all were too late. 陈三惊恐的张大了嘴巴,然而,一切都太迟了。 „!” “唰！” „pū chī!” “噗嗤！” In the sky as if has an English daisy to be with the wind on the wane! 天空中仿佛有一朵雏菊随风凋零！ ...... …… „!” “啊！” The Chen Three cry, is really extremely tragic, in the surroundings building of residence has many residents to poke head to wait and see, sees the following weaponry, caught up to reduce. 陈三的叫声,真可谓是惨绝人寰,周围居民楼里有不少居民探出头来观望,看到下面的阵仗,又赶紧缩了回去。 „Brother Egg!” “蛋哥！” „old boss!” “老大！” One crowd of lil' bro hurried to encircle, looks front that was digging buttocks, Su Hang was a little excited, may bear, these charlatans , were very actually pitiful. 一群小弟赶紧围了上去,看着面前那一个个撅着的屁股,苏航有点心动,可还是忍住了,这些混子,其实也很可怜。 „old boss, your blood from uterus!” “老大,你血崩了！” „old boss, your wind blood!” “老大,你飙血了！” „hemorrhoids, Brother Egg hemorrhoids broke!” “痔疮,蛋哥的痔疮破了！” ...... …… With Chen Three sad and shrill miserable howling, lil' bro send out a call, Xue Qi (strange) looks in side, could not bear swallow saliva, subconscious has depended toward the wall, as if feared that Su Hang suddenly appeared behind him resembles. 伴随着陈三凄厉的惨嚎,小弟们发出声声呐喊,薛奇在旁边看着,忍不住咽了一口口水,下意识的往墙边靠了靠,似乎是怕苏航突然出现在他背后似的。 „This is Thousand Years of Death final esoterics.” Picks up conveniently in ground Absolute Soap, the Su Hang corners of the mouth flood a curve. “这才是千年杀的终极奥义。”随手捡起掉在地上的绝对肥皂,苏航嘴角泛起一丝弧度。 Assigns the match to throw, must pick, although this soap seems like useless, but if matches with the Thousand Years of Death skill, simply is invincible matches certainly. 指定对手扔出,必捡,虽然这肥皂看似无用,但是如果和千年杀的技能搭配起来,简直就是无敌的绝配。 „Chen Three, this time gives you a lesson, I do not want again next time.” This time, Su Hang kept the hand, if he just put forth fully, Chen Three perhaps continually calls unable to call now. “陈三,这次只是给你一个教训,我可不想再有下次。”这一次,苏航还是有所留手的,如果他刚刚使出全力的话,陈三现在恐怕连叫都叫不出来了。 Miserable howling the half of the day, Chen Three has closed right up against his also to calculate that the formidable will, opens out numerous lil' bro, the whole face is the tears is pointing at Su Hang, „you, should not be favorite, you think me, couldn't I govern you really? I told you, in the Xu Feng family/home was also finding the person to do you, you, you wait for death.” 惨嚎了半天,陈三靠着他那还算强大的毅力,拨开一众小弟,满脸是泪的指着苏航,“你,你别得意,你以为我,我真治不了你么？我告诉你,徐丰家里也在找人搞你,你,你就等着死吧。” A few words said stammeringly, the Su Hang ear suffices the sharp words, from the start could not listen to him to say anything. 一句话说得磕磕巴巴,要不是苏航耳朵够尖的话,压根都听不出他在说什么。 At this time, unexpectedly added these words, Su Hang also really suffices to admire his, „hurries to go to the hospital, so as to avoid a while bleeds too much, killed also to look for me.” 都这时候了,居然还说这些话,苏航也真够佩服他的,“赶紧去医院吧,免得一会儿流血过多,出了人命还得找上我。” Leaves behind a few words natural, Su Hang passes through from Chen Three one group of people, that crowd of lil' bro are gingerly, does not dare to put one fart, vanishes until Su Hang and Xue Qi (strange) in the end of lane, one group of people also silly, is only static remaining Chen Three to call out the sound. 留下一句话,苏航潇洒的从陈三一群人身旁穿过,那群小弟都是战战兢兢,连屁都不敢多放一个,直到苏航和薛奇消失在巷子的尽头,一群人都还傻愣愣的,静得只剩下陈三得嚎叫声。 The Chen Three matter is only a small interlude, has not aroused the least bit to the Su Hang's life the ripples, on the contrary is Xue Qi (strange) this boy, like the block sticky candy, actually Su Hang entangling, outside the school gate, Su Hang wanted a school gate daily, will guarantee for three seconds to appear, the goal only then, will mix to eat to mix with Su Hang to drink. 陈三的事只是个小插曲,并没有给苏航的生活激起半点的涟漪,反倒是薛奇这小子,就像块牛皮糖一样,却是把苏航给缠上了,天天在校门外等,苏航只要一出校门,保证三秒钟之内就会出现,目的只有一个,跟着苏航混吃混喝。 Solemn Xue Family young master, the blending so the appearance, Su Hang completely has been incapable of spitting the trough now, a little does him not to dare to leave the school gate. 堂堂薛家少爷,混成现在这般模样,苏航已经完全无力吐槽了,搞得他都有点不敢出校门。 Teaching Building, English class. 教学楼,英语课。 Technical is spreading a few words greatly, male and female proportion 7 to 1, pair of lover three pairs of bases. 理工大流传着一句话,男女比例七比一,一对情侣三对基。 Especially Department of Mechanics specialty, male and female proportion is serious being out of balance, on Su Hang their class all personnel 40 person, only then four female students, as for the beauty, did not have the qualifications to select, if the luck is good, could divide to 1~2 is longer much. 尤其是机械系的专业,男女比例更是严重失调,就苏航他们班全班四十人,只有四个女生,至于姿色么,已经没资格去挑了,如果运气好,或许能分到一两个长得好看些的。 The male hormone is crazy, female student, no matter is long is attractive, is the honors of class and grade. 雄性荷尔蒙狂旺,女生,甭管长得好看不好看,都是班级的荣誉。 Just entered the classroom, Su Hang hears many people to whoop, in a pupil was dodging the green and glossy light in pairs, cannot help but in the heart had doubts, takes a broad view to search , the last row, Shuai Yu (handsome home) has occupied the seat to him, was beckoning to him. 刚走进教室,苏航就听到好多人在议论纷纷,一双双眸子里闪着绿油油的光,不由得心中疑惑,放眼搜寻了一下,最后一排,帅宇已经给他占好了座位,正对着他招手。 „Today everybody interest is very high, what's the matter?” Just place to seat on, Su Hang then curious was asking to Shuai Yu (handsome home). “今天大家兴致很高啊,怎么回事？”刚座到座位上,苏航便好奇的对着帅宇问道。 Shuai Yu (handsome home) grins to smile, „heard that our class must come the new student, female.” 帅宇咧着嘴笑着,“听说咱们班要来新生,是女的。” „?” “呵？” Su Hang smiles suddenly, originally is this, the atmosphere so is no wonder active today. 苏航恍然一笑,原来是这样,难怪今天气氛这么活跃了。 „This began school for two months, but also came newborn?” After having smiled, some Su Hang surprise. “这都开学两个月了,还来新生？”笑过之后,苏航有些诧异。 Shuai Yu (handsome home) shrugs, „who knows that inserted at this time, should be a little background, doesn't know Daoist Priest what kind of? We hope that is a beautiful woman......” 帅宇耸了耸肩,“谁知道呢,这时候强插进来,应该是有点背景的吧,就是不知道长得怎么样？希望是个美女……” „, Can the beautiful woman have your share?” Su Hang despises looked at Shuai Yu (handsome home) one, this goods more and more pig elder brother. “嘁,美女还能有你的份？”苏航鄙夷的瞧了帅宇一眼,这货越来越猪哥了。 „Creaks!” “嘎吱！” The attending class bell has rung, at this time, the classrooms was shoved open, put on the leg of high-heeled shoes to step first. 上课铃响了,就在这时候,教室们被推开,一只穿着高跟鞋的腿先迈了进来。 „Came, came!” “来了,来了！” Also does not know that who lowered shouted one, in classroom instantaneous peaceful, in pairs pupil complete/even shuā shuā looked toward the classroom entrance. 也不知道谁低呼了一声,教室里瞬间安静,一双双眸子齐刷刷的向着教室门口看了过去。 Anticipated earnestly, probably held the lottery ticket to prepare to draw a lottery was the same. 热切而期待,就好像捧着彩票准备开奖了一样。 ! 唰！ A short and stout woman, walked, felt that atmosphere some are not right, turns head to look, has gawked. 一个矮胖矮胖的女人,走了进来,感觉到气氛有些不对,扭头看去,也愣了一下。 „!” “切！” The people have breathed out one disappointedly. 众人失望的嘘了一声。 40 comes the year, is fat and short, wears a red cheongsam, spreads out high, reveals is becoming known the leg, the face dresses to do one's toilet allows thickly, far away to smell a perfume of irritating the nose very much, the bridge of the nose top carriage black frame eyeglasses, is not the clown, but absolutely impossible and beautiful woman moistens above. 四十来岁,又胖又矮,穿着一身红色旗袍,高开叉,露着大白腿,脸上妆容很浓,老远都能闻到一股刺鼻的香水味,鼻梁上架着一副黑框眼镜,算不上丑,但是绝对不可能和美女沾上边。 „Visits me to do? Hasn't seen the beautiful woman?” Liu Guifen, English teacher, and Department of Mechanics automation specialty one to four classes of instructors. “都看着我干什么呢？没见过美女么？”刘桂芬,英语老师一枚,兼机械系自动化专业一至四班辅导员。 On the face often has a smiling face, although Liu Guifen is much longer, but the disposition is good, likes becoming integrated with the student. 脸上时常挂着笑,刘桂芬虽然长得不怎么样,但是性格还不错,喜欢和学生打成一片。 „Cuts......” “切……” Under is one hiss one piece, everybody as if has been used to this English teacher puts on airs. 下方又是一嘘声一片,大家似乎都已经习惯了这位英语老师的臭美。 „Teacher Liu, did not say that today can come new schoolmate? People?” This matter, Shuai Yu (handsome home) is most positive, immediately jumped. “刘老师,不是说今天要来新同学么？人呢？”这种事情,帅宇最积极,立刻蹦了起来。 This issue, was held responsible all schoolmate aspirations, in pairs pupil complete/even shuā shuā Liu Guifen that looked at mount the platform. 这一问题,也是问出了所有同学的心声,双双眸子齐刷刷的看向已经走上讲台的刘桂芬。 Liu Guifen listened, the corners of the mouth bend a curve, the powder on face like the chalk ash on blackboard, shuā shuā downward falls. 刘桂芬听了,嘴角弯起一丝弧度,脸上的粉就像黑板上的粉笔灰一样,刷刷的往下掉。