„Get lost......” “滚……” Su Hang one hear, almost does not have one to soak the saliva to spit on the face of Shuai Yu (handsome home), the real man did not raise was brave in the past, cannot raise the past clown, although at that time Su Hang was low the period of time, but now, he was considered as on is the life winner. 苏航一听,差点没一泡口水吐在帅宇的脸上,好汉不提当年勇,更不能提当年的丑,虽然那时苏航是低迷了一阵子,可现在,他已经算得上是人生赢家了。 Let Su Hang not be feeling well, is only the Ke Chen two characters in this goods mouth, but also looks like with very much, is this is scolding itself ugly? 让苏航不爽的,只是这货口中的磕碜两个字,还和自己很像,这算是在骂自己丑么？ Shuai Yu (handsome home) hehe smiles, „he because of being lovelorn, but is melancholy, a while eats meal to be called him together, you also help me enlighten him, all day is melancholy, entire my was a little melancholy.” 帅宇嘿嘿笑着,“他正因为失恋而忧郁着,一会儿吃饭叫他一起,你也帮我开导开导他,整天忧郁,整的我的有点忧郁了。” Was saying, Shuai Yu (handsome home) while pulls out the key to open the door. 一边说着,帅宇一边掏出钥匙开了门。 „!” “靠！” „!” “靠！” Shuai Yu (handsome home) pushes the door to go in first, may just go, hears two ‚by’ sound, one is Shuai Yu (handsome home), one is a strange male voice. 帅宇是先推门进去的,可刚一进去,就听到两个‘靠’声,一个是帅宇,一个是个陌生的男声。 Su Hang searches to go, sees only near the Shuai Yu (handsome home) bed, sits stature thin and small male student, the picture that in the computer on table is broadcasting indecently, because that male student is bringing the earphone, therefore cannot hear the sound. 苏航探进头去,只见帅宇的床位边上,坐着一个身材瘦小的男生,桌上的电脑里播放着一幕幕不堪入目的画面,因为那男生带着耳机,所以听不到声音。 Su Hang goes, that male student pants have raised, but the fool can also look, were this goods just doing. 苏航进去的时候,那男生的裤子已经提了起来,但是傻子也看得出来,这货刚刚在干什么。 Being thrown into confusion wants to close the video, may be busy at making a mistake, the computer a little halts, such card in a very primitive and wild picture. 手忙脚乱的想关了视频,可忙中出错,电脑有点死机,就这么卡在一个十分原始和狂野的画面上。 This, making Su Hang somewhat disorderly, could not bear want to smile. 这一幕,让苏航都有些凌乱了,忍不住想笑。 „My grass, but who also thinks is, how do you come not to knock on a door?” That male student is not first time experiences this situation obviously, quick calm, complaint looks at Shuai Yu (handsome home). “我草,还以为是谁,你怎么进来也不敲门啊？”那男生显然已经不是第一次经历这种情况了,很快就淡定了下来,埋怨的看着帅宇。 „Knocks your younger sister?” The Shuai Yu (handsome home) air/Qi does not hit one, walks is a head collapses, „don't you have the computer? My grass, watches the piece with my computer, was to fire/rub on my bed?” “敲你妹啊？”帅宇气不打一处来,走过去就是一个脑瓜崩,“你自个儿没电脑么？我草,用我的电脑看片,是不是撸我床上了？” Saying, Shuai Yu (handsome home) hurries to inspect on bed, fortunately, has not discovered any unidentified liquid. 说着,帅宇赶紧在床上检查,还好,没有发现什么不明液体。 „The to fire/rub fart, I am looked that you watch the piece often. Feared that your computer has the virus, helping you inspect, kills the anti-virus while convenient, who knows that you were so skillful?” That male student argue obstinately said. “撸屁啊,我是看你经常看片。怕你电脑有病毒,帮你检查一下,顺便杀杀毒,谁知道你这么巧回来了？”那男生强辩道。 Shuai Yu (handsome home) one hear. The eyeball one stared, „Laozi has grasped present, but also quibbled?” 帅宇一听。眼珠子一下就瞪了起来,“老子都抓了现行了,还狡辩？” ...... …… Two people, play treasure argued some little time, finally. Under Shuai Yu (handsome home) formidable martial force, male student of that small fellow has submitted quickly, runs to go to the balcony to wash the hands, is timid to Shuai Yu (handsome home). 两个人,耍宝似的争辩了好一会儿,终于。在帅宇强大的武力之下,那个小个子的男生很快就屈服了,跑去阳台洗了个手回来,对着帅宇唯唯诺诺。 „Looked that your boy has been lovelorn pitifully, today must punch you one.” Shuai Yu (handsome home) scolded that small fellow male student one, who the non- quality is guaranteed or the item will be replaced was, does a time of bedroom see some people's left hand right hand slow motion on own bed, the mood definitely quite complex? “要不是看你小子失恋了可怜,今天非揍你一顿不可。”帅宇数落了那小个子男生一句,不管换了是谁,一回寝室就看到有人在自己的床上左手右手一个慢动作,心情肯定会相当的复杂吧？ Hears Shuai Yu (handsome home) this saying, that male student immediately has become the embarrassed character eyebrow, in an instant has exchanged a melancholy expression. Moreover sighing of gently, as if immediately fell into the role of broken heart person. 听到帅宇这话,那男生立马就成了囧字眉,刹那间换上了一副忧郁的表情。而且还轻轻的叹了一口气,仿佛立刻陷入了断肠人的角色。 „Comes, gives you to introduce a friend.” Shuai Yu (handsome home) is not feeling well very much his such expression, the atmosphere of as if entire bedroom was lowered by pulling was the same, puts out a hand a racket on his shoulder, courses Su Hang. “过来,给你介绍个朋友。”帅宇很不爽他这样的表情,仿佛整个寝室的气氛都被拉低了一样,伸手在他肩上一拍,引向苏航。 Until this time, that male student as if discovered that in the bedroom also has other person. 直到这个时候,那男生似乎才发现寝室里还有别的人。 This male student named Lu Lin, computer department, is First Year, does not know how to divide to the Department of Mechanics bedroom comes. But looks like in Su Hang, perhaps is the roommate disagrees mostly, naturally, may be the bedroom of computer department not be insufficient. 这男生名叫卢林,计算机系,也是大一,不知怎么分到机械系的寝室来了。但在苏航看来,恐怕多半是和室友不和吧,当然,也有可能是计算机系的寝室不够用。 Sizes up carefully. This male student is thin and small, the hair is disorderly, but also is greasy, puts on is also casual, the beard stretches out, thick bottle bottom eyeglasses. Is sending out rich loser breath from top to bottom, particularly that smiling face, perhaps although he did not think, but indeed has such several points of dreadfulness. 仔细一打量。这男生又瘦又小,头发凌乱,还油腻腻的,穿得也很随便,胡子拉碴,厚厚的瓶底眼镜。浑身上下都散发着一股浓郁的吊丝气息,尤其是那笑容,虽然他自己或许并不觉得,但的确是有那么几分的猥琐。 If is a woman, will be will definitely not like such person, no wonder will be lovelorn, will really be excusable. 如果自己是个女人,也是肯定不会喜欢上这样的人的,难怪会失恋,真是情有可原。 Name: Lu Lin. 姓名:卢林。 Age: 20 years old. 年龄:20岁。 Rank: level 3 Class 6. 等级:3级6品。 May withdraw the special skill: Loser's Certain Kill Skill 【sealed condition】( 6000 points) 可提取特长:吊丝必杀技【封印状态】（6000点） Computer Specialized Knowledge( 30 points) 计算机专业知识（30点） I big fork! 我嘞个大叉！ Scanned Lu Lin's information, Su Hang almost the eyeball being startled, level 3 Class 6, haven't oneself misread? 无意间扫描了一下卢林的信息,苏航差点没把眼珠子给惊掉,3级6品,自己没看错吧？ That is Class 6 Martial Master realm powerhouse, in the school will hide has such expert? 那可是6品武师境界的强者,学校里会隐藏有这样的高手？ But this obviously is only a ordinary person, Su Hang almost can conclude that this Lu Lin definitely is not martial artist. 可这明明就只是一个普通人而已,苏航几乎可以断定这个卢林肯定不是武者。 That only then an explanation, that is this person like Deng Wentao such, depends upon the specialty domain special skill of far supernormal person, became existence that endures to compare Level 3. 那就只有一种解释,那就是这个人就像邓文涛那样,依靠远超常人的专业领域特长,成为了堪比三级的存在。 Lu Lin is computer specialty, making people very easy to associate to his Computer Specialized Knowledge, is, Lu Lin's specialty knowledge also merely only value 30 points, is ordinary standard. 卢林是计算机专业的,让人很容易联想到他的计算机专业知识,可是,卢林的专业知识也仅仅只价值30点而已,也就是普普通通的水平。 On the contrary is that any Loser's Certain Kill Skill, unexpectedly the value entire 6000 points, this was makes in the Su Hang heart raise the incomparable curiosity. 反倒是那个什么吊丝必杀技,居然价值整整6000点,这却是让苏航心中升起了无比的好奇。 What certain kill skill can loser have? 吊丝能有什么必杀技？ Dreadful? 猥琐？ Difficult to be inadequate this Lu Lin to depend upon the excellent dreadfulness, has achieved Level 3 Class Six realm? 难不成这个卢林依靠过人的猥琐,达到了三级六品的境界？ Was this too also inconceivable? What meaning that is sealed condition? Difficult to be inadequate Lu Lin's this ability also by seal, hadn't been developed? 这也太不可思议了吧？那个封印状态是什么意思？难不成卢林的这项能力还被封印着,没有被开发出来？ „Hey, the buddy, you such stares at me to look, I will misunderstand.” Lu Lin sees Su Hang damn the same look to look at itself with one type, immediately has a back door to send the cool feeling. “喂,哥们儿,你这么盯着我看,我会误会的。”卢林见苏航用一种见了鬼一样的眼神看着自己,顿时有种后门发凉的感觉。 Sweat, Su Hang has taken back the vision, felt oneself a little were just rude, this Lu Lin a little meaning, has opportunity research slowly. 汗,苏航收回了目光,也感觉自己刚刚有点失态了,这个卢林有点意思,有机会再慢慢的研究一下。 Unexpectedly some people depend upon the loser special characteristics, can achieve Level 3 Class Six realm, Su Hang really has also been drunk, on this Mortal World is really every possible strange thing. 居然有人依靠吊丝的特质,能达到三级六品的境界,苏航也真是醉了,这世界上真是无奇不有。 „Just listened to Shuai Yu (handsome home) to mention you, is really in the person Dragon-Phoenix.” Su Hang is contrary to convictions was smiling to Lu Lin, this person absolutely is one millenniums marvel that is difficult to meet. “刚刚就听帅宇说起你,果然是人中龙凤啊。”苏航违心的对着卢林笑了笑,这人绝对是一朵千年难遇的奇葩。 Lu Lin has ridiculed two, the small appearance has blushed unexpectedly shyly, but also thinks Su Hang in sincerity quart him. 卢林讪笑了两声,小模样居然羞涩的脸红了,还以为苏航是在真心的夸他。 Introduced after Shuai Yu (handsome home) one, was knew, at noon the meals and snacks arrived, outside three people then organized a group to go to eat meal. 经过帅宇的一番介绍,也算是认识了,中午饭点一到,三人便组团去外边吃饭。 In the process of eating meal, Su Hang from the Shuai Yu (handsome home) mouth, had also known anything is loser in the true sense. 吃饭的过程中,苏航也从帅宇的口中,得知了什么才是真正意义上的吊丝。 Last semester fine arts department, is that department that in Schoolmate Lu that dream Goddess is, organizing the children for mountainous area to contribute the clothing to show the kindness, therefore this Schoolmate Lu after hearing, made in history the matter of craziest man (Han) he to turn the window to climb the classroom in the night, discovered the T-shirt that Goddess has contributed in that bunch of clothing of contribution and steals, silently this clothes, when the pajamas have put on for several months. 上学期美术系,也就是卢同学那位梦中女神所在的那个系,组织为山区的孩子捐衣物献爱心,于是这位卢同学在听说之后,做出了史上最痴汉的事情他于夜晚翻窗爬进教室,在捐献的那堆衣物中找出了女神捐出的t恤并偷回,默默把这件衣服当睡衣穿了好几个月。 This matter also knows on Shuai Yu (handsome home), at this time worked as Su Hang saying that made Su Hang broaden the outlook simply, was the Schoolmate Lu loser behavior expressed that heartfelt admiring, broadened the outlook simply. 这事也就帅宇知道,这时候当着苏航说出来,简直让苏航大开眼界,为卢同学的吊丝行为表示由衷的佩服,简直就是大开眼界。 Lu Lin is a little as if shy and introverted, Su Hang cannot knowing extremely well like Shuai Yu (handsome home) jokes with him, but, a little pays attention him, existence of this Level 3 Class Six, is not ordinary loser can compare. 卢林似乎有点腼腆和内向,苏航也不能像帅宇那样熟稔的和他开玩笑,不过,还是有点留意他,这个三级六品的存在,可不是普通吊丝能够比拟的。 Where Shuai Yu (handsome home) is incessant, is speaking various Lu Lin's loser events, this makes Su Hang have to suspect that this goods called the goal that Lu Lin ate meal together, what perhaps were more was only asks him to seek pleasure? 帅宇在哪儿滔滔不绝,讲着卢林的各种吊丝事件,这让苏航不得不怀疑这货叫卢林一起来吃饭的目的,恐怕更多的只是找他来取个乐吧？ It can be said that by such achievement, if loser can open sect Lipai, Lu Lin can become one generation of guru absolutely. 可以说,以这样的成就,如果吊丝可以开宗立派的话,卢林绝对能成为一代宗师。 „Brother Hang, heard before you, had been flung by the female student?” Waited for the Shuai Yu (handsome home) lecture with great difficulty, Lu Lin had then found the thread of conversation, was asking to Su Hang. “航哥,听说你以前也被女生甩过？”好不容易等帅宇讲完了,卢林这才找到了话头,对着苏航问道。 Su Hang listened, but also is not cruel enough to attack him, is only slightly nodded, „is, but, everything must look forward, although you lost a tree, you must believe, front forever stretch of the forest of length and breadth is waiting for you.” 苏航听了,还真不忍心打击他,只是微微点了点头,“算是吧,不过,凡事都得向前看,虽然你失去了一颗树,你要相信,前面永远都有一片广袤的森林在等着你。” „wait a moment.” Shuai Yu (handsome home) has knocked on tabletop lightly, was saying to Lu Lin, „Little Forest, others Brother Hang that had, it can be said that was flung, you, others that female students have not responded you, how can you call to be flung?” “等会儿。”帅宇轻叩了一下桌面,对着卢林道,“小林子,人家航哥那是曾经拥有过,可以说是被甩,你呢,人家那女生从来都没有搭理过你,你怎么能叫被甩呢？” Lu Lin one hear, embarrassed, the resentment read looks at Shuai Yu (handsome home), „Yu elder brother, can you not attack me? I at heart am uncomfortable now, like, like at heart was dug one lump.” 卢林一听,囧了起来,怨念的看着帅宇,“宇哥,你能不打击我么？我现在心里很不是滋味,就像,就像心里被挖去了一坨一样。” Su Hang also white Shuai Yu (handsome home), this fellow just also called himself to help to comfort Lu Lin to come, now actually attack anxiously from hi, completely is a through friend who is a bad influence. 苏航也白了帅宇一眼,这家伙刚刚还叫自己帮着安慰卢林来着,现在却巴巴的打击自嗨了起来,完全就是一彻头彻尾的损友。 Shuai Yu (handsome home) listened, was actually the surface not red air/Qi does not breathe heavily, puts out a hand to pat the Lu Lin's shoulder, with the say/way of numerous feelings, „buddy did not attack you, was encouraging you, knows that son, when strove to improve, you must buoy up, sooner or later will make that woman regret, those words were mentioning? God has closed a leafed door to you, definitely also will leave behind a window to you, your this stature, not being able to get away main entrance, can turn the window.” 帅宇听了,却是面不红气不喘,伸手拍了拍卢林的肩膀,与众心肠的道,“哥们儿不是打击你,是在激励你,知道么,男儿当自强,你得振作起来,早晚让那女人后悔,那句话怎么说来着？上帝给你关上了一扇门,肯定还会给你留下一扇窗的,就你这身材,走不了正门,可以翻窗啊。” „Out of the window 30 building, do you jump?” Lu Lin showed the whites of the eyes, an appearance of dispirited. “窗外三十楼,你跳啊？”卢林翻了个白眼,一副萎靡的模样。 Shuai Yu (handsome home) somewhat is in a jam, „you are lack self-confidently, you have a look at others Brother Hang, the present is many female students pursues but actually, this is the example.” 帅宇有些发窘,“你就是缺乏自信,你看看人家航哥,现在可是好多女生倒追,这就是榜样。” Lu Lin changed Su Hang, in the pupil has filled with the anticipation, „Brother Hang, directed the wrong way.” 卢林转向苏航,眸子里充满了期待,“航哥,指点迷津啊。” Su Hang is helpless, says with a smile, „do not listen to this fatty to talk nonsense, you are young, 20 year, studies well, in the future will become outstanding, but also feared that can't pursue the female student? Moreover, your image, should better also much pay attention to some, the female student, is the custom is clean.” 苏航无奈,笑道,“别听这胖子胡说,你还小,才二十岁,还是好好学习吧,将来出人头地,还怕追不到女生？另外,你这个人形象,最好也是多注意一些,女生嘛,都是习惯干净整洁的。” Was gives a tactful suggestion, Lu Lin listened, was appearance looking pensive, in the pupil was bringing some none remaining, but quick dispirited. 算是给了一个委婉的建议,卢林听了,也是若有所思的样子,眸子里带着些许的精光,但很快又萎靡了下去。 Su Hang knows, perhaps his these words spoke in vain, which the loser makings so are easy to change. 苏航知道,他这一番话恐怕是白说了,吊丝气质哪儿是那么容易改变的。 „Your these words, I may tell him spread innumerably.” Shuai Yu (handsome home) also answers in side. “你这些话,我可跟他说了无数遍了。”帅宇也在旁边搭腔。 Lu Lin hollow laugh. 卢林干笑了一声。 Su Hang thinks, „female students like out of the ordinary male student, Lu Lin, what special skill do you have? If any, before the female student, could award marks!” 苏航想了想,“女生都喜欢与众不同的男生,卢林,你有什么特长没？如果有的话,在女生面前,或许可以加分！” „Special skill?” Lu Lin one hear, on the face has shown the dreadful smiling face of advertisement, in that smiling face quite contains the profound meaning. “特长？”卢林一听,脸上露出了招牌的猥琐笑容,那笑容中颇含深意。 Su Hang showed the whites of the eyes, is quite speechless, naturally knows that he in thinking anything, this boy, the quality is bad, simply is dreadfulness from inside to outside, the fighter aircraft in loser.( To be continued.) 苏航翻了个白眼,相当无语,自然知道他在想什么,这小子,好坏坏,简直就是由内而外的猥琐,吊丝中的战斗机。(未完待续。)