Like the situation of this type of additive device, Su Hang or the first time meet. 像这种乱码的情况,苏航还是头一次遇到。 Very obviously, this rodman, is not simple! 很显然,这个钓鱼人,不简单！ Su Hang sat by him directly, did not speak, thinks so him to fish, he wants to have a look but actually, this person was what kind of existence. 苏航直接在他旁边坐了下来,也不说话,就这么看着他钓鱼,他倒想看看,这人是个怎样的存在。 Time one minute one second of past, the river water was as before limpid, that fishhook swung in the current of water, the sun-dried shelled shrimp did not have one, where will have the fish to nip the hook? 时间一分一秒的过去,河水依旧清澈,那鱼钩在水流中荡来荡去,虾米都没有一只,哪里会有鱼来咬钩？ Others said Jiang Taigong to fish, hoping swallows the bait, although Jiang Taigong's fishhooks are one, in the river that but others fish has the fish, in river completely empty, you are also thinking fishing! 人家说姜太公钓鱼,愿者上钩,人家姜太公的鱼钩虽然是一个的,可人家钓的河里有鱼啊,河里空空如也,你还想着钓着鱼！ „Friend, your this cannot fish the fish!” Waited for a long time, the day quick was black, Su Hang could not bear ask one finally. “老兄,你这样是钓不到鱼的！”等了许久,天都快黑了,苏航终于忍不住问了一句。 This person of hears word, turned away to look at Su Hang, „who told you, I in fishing?” 这人闻言,转脸看了看苏航,“谁告诉你,我在钓鱼的？” „......” Su Hang hears word stagnates, „takes the fishing pole not to fish, what are you fishing?” “呃……”苏航闻言一滞,“拿着鱼竿不钓鱼,那你在钓什么？” That humanity, „I fish shrimp, fishes the crab, fishes this beautiful scenery, isn't good? Again bad, I here and the others always?” 那人道,“我钓虾,钓蟹,钓这青山绿水,不行么？再不济,我在这儿等人总可以吧？” Su Hang hears word, on the forehead has covered entirely the heavy line, „does friend, you bicker with me?” 苏航闻言,额头上布满了黑线,“老兄,你这是跟我抬杠呢？” That humanity, „low voice, was startled my fish, I may probably ask with you!” 那人道,“小声一点,惊走了我的鱼,我可要拿你试问！” „Added that isn't is fishing?” Su Hang has smiled, this acknowledged especially, but also bickers here with me. “还说不是在钓鱼？”苏航笑了,这特么自己都承认了,还跟我在这儿抬杠。 That person of facial skin has shaken slightly, „, I am fishing, how? What matter obstructed your?” 那人脸皮微微的抖了一下,“是啊,我就是在钓鱼,怎么了？碍你什么事了？” Su Hang does not know whether to laugh or cry, this person of quite highest class, the speech as if a little to/clashes! 苏航哭笑不得,这人好生极品,说话似乎有点冲啊！ „You were keeping off my road!” Su Hang said directly! “你挡着我路了！”苏航直接道！ That person of hears word, turned head to look, the righteous say/way, „road so was wide, I who I came first occupied first, what Laidang did your road say? Ten square formations of your Lin, Qin Family four can break likely, is difficult to be inadequate even/including Zuoqiao to have no way? You will not walk, won't have flown?” 那人闻言,回头看了看,理直气壮的道,“路就这么宽,我先来的我先占,何来挡你路之说？你连林家的十方阵,秦家的四象阵都能破,难不成连座桥都没法过？你不会走,难道还不会飞么？” Said that is a big supercilious look? 说完就是一个大白眼？ Su Hang is dumbfounded, is this especially the bar God? If did not scan beforehand this person of information, the Su Hang's temperament, only feared that now an slap and slap in the face to the pump in this fellow! 苏航目瞪口呆,这特么是杠神么？如果不是事先扫描了一下这人的信息,苏航的脾气,只怕现在已经一耳光把这家伙给抽水里去了！ „Do you know me?” Su Hang from his words, caught the key point! “你认识我？”苏航从他的话中,捕捉到了重点！ That person smiled, „at ten thousand congresses that big crest of wave, the name of Su Hang, several don't know?” 那人笑了笑,“万界大会上出那么大的风头,苏航之名,有几个不知？” „Said, I was also a celebrity?” Su Hang has sized up up and down at present this middle-aged person, „may I ask the friend Gao given name?” “这么说,我也算是个名人了？”苏航上下打量了一下眼前这个中年人,“敢问老兄高姓大名？” That person of hears word, the head shook, just now opens the mouth, „below, Tang, Uncle, tiger......” 那人闻言,脑袋晃悠了一下,方才开口,“在下,唐,伯,虎……” „Pū!” “噗！” A Su Hang almost old blood spurts, „Tang Bohu?” 苏航差点一口老血喷出来,“唐伯虎？” Sized up earnestly in front of this beard stretch out man, Su Hang could not bear smile! 认真的打量了一下面前这个胡子拉碴的男人,苏航忍不住笑了！ „Line does not change the name to sit does not change surname, Tang Bohu!” That person shook the fishing pole in hand, a face disgruntled looks at Su Hang, „boy, my this is so funny?” “行不更名坐不改姓,唐伯虎是也！”那人晃了晃手中的鱼竿,一脸不悦的看着苏航,“小子,我这名有那么好笑么？” Su Hang stops the laughter, shook the head hastily, „is sorry, has not teased your meaning, in my hometown, has person who called Tang Bohu, but others but talented person......” 苏航止住笑声,连忙摇了摇头,“抱歉抱歉,没有取笑你的意思,在我的家乡,也有个叫唐伯虎的人,不过人家可是才子……” „What's wrong? Can't I be the talented person?” That person of face black qi, an eye is staring Su Hang, „who told you, can't the talented person like me? Is idling being all right, can't fish, blows to play a flute? Only then all day the polite arts, can be called talented person!” “怎么？我就不能算是才子了么？”那人一脸黑气,一双眼睛瞪着苏航,“谁告诉你,才子就不能像我这样？闲着没事,就不能钓钓鱼,吹吹箫？只有整日琴棋书画,才能叫做才子！” The special code, will bicker really! 特码的,真会抬杠！ In the Su Hang heart scolded one, on the face does intentionally calmly, „please ask that the uncle tiger brother, where does come, to have what background?” 苏航心中骂了一句,脸上故作镇定,“那么请问伯虎兄,打哪儿来,有什么背景？” The person of world same surname of the same name, that may be many went, light on Earth, calling Su Hang's to continue that several thousand tens of thousands, met the person who called Tang Bohu, did not have what strange! 天下同名同姓的人,那可多了去了,光是在地球上,叫苏航的就不止那几千几万个,遇上个叫唐伯虎的人,并没有什么稀奇！ That person of hears word, strange looks at Su Hang, „were the present youngster, so straightforward? Comes up to ask that has the backstage? If no backstage, you did begin on the preparation?” 那人闻言,古怪的看着苏航,“现在的年轻人,都这么直白了么？一上来就问有没有后台？如果没有后台,你是不是就准备动手了？” Su Hang stagnates, shook the head, „you are senseless, does not want to say that I walked, yourself fish your fish!” 苏航一滞,摇了摇头,“你这人无趣,不想说就算了,我走了,你自己钓你的鱼吧！” Then, Su Hang sets out to want, meets the bar essence, delays white/in vain more than double-hour. 说完,苏航起身欲走,遇上个杠精,白耽搁一个多时辰。 „Halts!” “站住！” Just set out, that person then opened the mouth to stop by calling out Su Hang. 刚起身,那人便开口叫住了苏航。 Su Hang looks down him, „also has what advice!” 苏航低头看着他,“还有何指教！” That person is black the face saying that „you shout are so loud, ran away in fear my fish, wants such to walk?” 那人黑着脸道,“你嚷嚷这么大声,吓跑了我的鱼,就想这么走了？” „Do I go?” Su Hang was dumbfounded, stares at this person to look for two seconds, „please ask, you were bumping the porcelain?” “我去？”苏航目瞪口呆,盯着这人看了两秒,“请问,你这是在碰瓷？” What this your mother is what operates? Su Hang had the idea to be ignorant. 这尼玛的是什么操作？苏航有点子懵了。 „Right, is bumping the porcelain, if you today do not compensate my fish, do not want to leave!” That person was saying, held the Su Hang's ankle area. “没错,就是在碰瓷,你今天要是不赔我的鱼,别想离开！”那人说着,一把抓住了苏航的脚踝。 Such righteous? Such is not concerned about face unexpectedly directly acknowledged? 这么理直气壮？这么不要脸的居然直接承认了？ „Friend, I know that your non- average man, do not play this grade of joke with me!” Su Hang face black, „I, treat to touch porcelain am very cruel, you look in this ditch that to have the fish, do you fish a chicken feather?” “老兄,我知道你非常人,不要与我开这等玩笑！”苏航脸黑了起来,“我这个人,对待碰瓷者是非常残忍的,你看这沟里那有鱼,你钓个鸡毛呢？” „I may, no matter that many, are those words, does not compensate the fish, do not want to walk!” That person of light say/way. “我可不管那么多,还是那句话,不赔鱼,别想走！”那人淡淡的道。 Isn't this rascal? 这不是无赖么？ Su Hang immediately like getting angry to punch, but thinks, here creates the mountains marking a border, this person origin unknown, is low key good. 苏航立马就像翻脸开揍,但想了想,这里是创界山,这人又来历未知,还是低调点的好。 „Good, not on fish? I compensate you, you let loose me, wants many, I give you many!” “好,不就鱼么？我赔你,你放开我,要多少,我给你多少！” Su Hang said that several fish, a move, has caused number of the transporting conveniently, from creating the numerous brooks of mountains marking a border transports one pile of fish and shrimp. 苏航道了一句,几条鱼而已,随手一招,使了个搬运之数,从创界山的众多溪流中搬运来一堆鱼虾。 Tornado has blown, like the raindrop, fell place! 一阵旋风吹过,就像雨点一样,噼里啪啦掉了一地！ „Sufficed? If insufficient, I do make to you again?” Su Hang said directly, he wants to have a look but actually, this person actually wants to play any pattern. “够了么？如果不够的话,我再给你弄一些？”苏航直接道,他倒想看看,这人到底想玩什么花样。 That person, actually fierce shaking the head, has referred to his inserting the fishing pole in bridgehead, „this bamboo pole is I borrows from the ginseng old men, fishes is not these small fish small shrimp......” 那人顿了一下,却猛的摇了摇头,指了指他那插在桥头上的鱼竿,“这竿子是我从参翁那儿借来的,钓的可不是这些小鱼小虾……” „What do you want to fish?” “那你想钓什么？” A Su Hang brow wrinkle, this person also especially tread nose upper eyelid? This clarified especially is acts perversely! 苏航眉头一皱,这人还特么蹬鼻子上脸了？这特么摆明了就是耍无赖嘛！ Who he does not know the ginseng old man in this population is, but he knows, at present this person is playing him intentionally. 他不知道这人口中的参翁是谁,但他知道,眼前这人是在故意的玩儿他。 That person thinks, shook the head, said, „I must fish Primal Chaos purple golden carp, the primordial chaos limitless crab, a beginning of the universe air/Qi turtle, the super invincible ruler ricefield eel!” 那人想了想,晃了晃脑袋,道,“我要钓混沌紫金鲤,鸿蒙无极蟹,混元一气龟,超级无敌帝皇鳝！” Su Hang hears word, the facial skin has shaken, this your mother, said is any gadget, listens not to hear! 苏航闻言,脸皮都抖了起来,这尼玛的,说得都是些什么玩意儿,听都没听说过！ „Compensates!” That every, directly was saying to Su Hang. “赔来！”那人手一摊,直接对着苏航道。 The Su Hang whole face is the heavy line, clenches teeth saying that „friend, front how many, I also endured, but this super invincible Emperor-King ricefield eel what gadget? At will, too chuuni name?” 苏航满脸都是黑线,咬着牙道,“老兄,前面几个,我也忍了,可这超级无敌帝王鳝又什么玩意儿？太随意,太中二的名字了吧？” „What's wrong, when you also I did speak thoughtlessly inadequate of making up wild stories?” That person of eyeball stares, is very disgruntled. “怎么,你还当我随口胡诌的不成？”那人眼珠一瞪,十分不悦。 Su Hang is black the face saying that „not?” 苏航黑着脸道,“难道不是么？”