„Is this?” “是这样么？” While willow Huasheng prepared to say anything time, actually listened to Su Hang to open the mouth, looked up, then saw Su Hang near spatially to aim at them to select. 正当柳花生准备开口说些什么的时候,却听苏航开口了,抬头看去,便见苏航临空一指向着他们点了过来。 several white flowing light, then submerge with these yamen runners the willow tree peanut instantaneously, side that master grandson two people then panic-stricken discovered, willow Huasheng and the others the bodies probably melting were the same by that white light. 数道白色的流光,瞬间便将柳花生和那些个衙役一起淹没在内,旁边那爷孙二人便惊恐的发现,柳花生等人的身体就好像被那白光给融化了一样。 Changed the shape quickly, when that dazzling white light retrogression, where also has willow tree peanut these people at present, displacing, only then becomes known the fat pig and one flock of mole cricket. 很快改变了形状,待那耀眼的白光消退,眼前哪里还有柳花生那些人,取而代之的只有一头大白肥猪和一群土狗。 Nearby clothes pants sprinkle place, the master grandson two people have grown up the mouth, surprised could not speak completely. 旁边衣服裤子洒满一地,那爷孙二人都长大了嘴巴,吃惊的完全说不出话来。 This, this really changed, said that changed gives changes? Really changing the pig became ill that group of people? 这,这真的变了,说变就给变了？真把那群人给变猪变狗了？ Su Hang turns away to look toward that master grandson two people, as if a bystander, what matter has not happened to be the same likely, „can venerable, satisfy now?” 苏航转脸往那爷孙二人看去,仿佛像个没事人,什么事都没发生一样,“老先生,现在可满意了么？” Three machines Adam's apple rolled, making an effort has swallowed saliva, quite a while cannot say the words. 洛三机喉结滚动了一下,使劲的咽了一口口水,半天没能说出话来。 „Big, big, Great Immortal, I spoke thoughtlessly such saying, how did you give to turn into the pig dog them really?” Good long while, three machines suppress words. “大,大,大仙,我就随口那么一说,你怎么真就把他们给变成猪狗了呢？”好半天,洛三机才憋出句话来。 Just he truly indignant under said such words, simply has not thought that Su Hang gave them really changed, the pig dog that looks at this place, a moment, some of his ignorant/veiled encircled. 刚刚他确实是气愤之下说出这样一番话,根本没有想到苏航真就把他们给变了,看着这一地的猪狗,一时间,他都有些蒙圈了。 Su Hang shrugs, „here, does not have the matter that anything spoke thoughtlessly, since I Chen Nuo you, that must cash, now I also help you punish them, among us matter, calculates that we have been predestined friends say goodbye.” 苏航耸了耸肩,“在我这儿,可没什么随口说说的事,我既然陈诺了你,那就得兑现,现在我也帮你惩罚他们了,咱们之间的事,也算已经了了,咱们有缘再见吧。” „Great Immortal!” “大仙！” Three machines calf a little flashes, stopped by calling out Su Hang hastily, said, „Great Immortal, you cannot such walk away.” 洛三机腿肚子都有点打闪,连忙叫住了苏航,道,“大仙,你可不能这么一走了之啊。” „How, did you also depend on me inadequately?” Su Hang disgruntled visits him. “怎的,你还赖上我了不成？”苏航不悦的看着他。 Three machines are afraid freely, but said that „Exalted Immortal, willow tree peanut guy, although was given to send by you, is his brother in law also , the willow tree peanut leads the yamen runner today is being catches me to come, finally makes into this, his brother in law will definitely not let off our master grandson two people, my old bones, feel sorry for my this granddaughter but actually, may the 13 year, the excellent time passage.” 洛三机尽管害怕,但还是道,“上仙,柳花生这厮虽然被你给打发了,可是他那个姐夫还在,柳花生今天带着衙役是抓我来的,结果弄成这样,他那个姐夫肯定不会放过我们爷孙二人的,我一把老骨头倒还罢了,可怜我这孙女,可才十三岁,大好的年华呢。” „Was good, stops, stops.” Su Hang stopped him hastily, installs with oneself especially pitifully. “好了,打住,打住。”苏航连忙叫停了他,又特么跟自己装可怜。 Three machines put on a long face, „Great Immortal, your good person achieves the bottom, delivers Buddha to deliver to the west.” 洛三机哭丧着脸,“大仙,你就好人做到底,送佛送到西吧。” finished speaking, must kowtow to Su Hang. 说完,又要给苏航磕头。 „Really cannot bear you.” Su Hang helpless shaking the head, turned away to look, arrived at side, tore off three leaves from the branch of nearby tree. “真是受不了你。”苏航无奈的摇了摇头,转脸看了看,走到旁边,从旁边一颗树的树枝上扯下三片叶子来。 Three machines look, puzzled its meaning, actually saw Su Hang to hand his front that leaf. 洛三机看着,不解其意,却见苏航将那叶子递到了他的面前。 Su Hang said, „these three leaves, by my uses/gives Guofa, later looked at who is not pleasing to the eyes, takes this leaf, becomes ill his then pig.” 苏航道,“这三片叶子,被我施过法,以后看谁不顺眼,就拿这叶子,把他便猪变狗吧。” „?” Three machines hears word, the facial skin twitched slightly, caught that leaf hastily in the hand. “啊？”洛三机闻言,脸皮微微的抽搐了一下,连忙将那叶子抓在了手里。 Su Hang said, „has remembered, a leaf can only use one time, used to be invalid.” 苏航道,“记住了,一片叶子只能用一次,用过就无效了。” He has left behind Rule on this leaf, common Technique of Transformation, is simply simple, naturally, is disposable, this also to prevent this old man used his strength to do evil, which day refers to being uncertain to give to turn into the pig dog the entire planet people. 他在这叶子上留下了规则,寻常的变化之术,简直再简单不过,当然,都是一次性的,这也是为了防止这老头利用他的力量作恶,指不定哪天把整个星球的人都给变成猪狗了。 The greed of person is inexhaustible, once obtains the formidable strength suddenly, will step onto evil dao very much easily. 人的贪欲是无穷无尽的,一旦骤然得到强大的力量,很容易就会走上邪道。 On being just like, if you one day had the stealth ability suddenly, only fears the a big part person, will go first to the ladies' room, in the female bathhouse walks. 就好比,如果你突然有一天拥有了隐身的能力,只怕很大一部分人,都会首先去女厕所,女澡堂里面走一遭。 This is the evil thought that strength that obtains suddenly, is very easy to fall into error. 这就是邪念,骤然得到的力量,很容易让人误入歧途。 „This leaf, really?” Three machines surprise is looking in hand these three leaves, although he wants to believe the Su Hang's words, but, these three leaves, clearly are he see with one's own eyes Su Hang to pick from the tree. “这叶子,真的？”洛三机诧异的看着手中这三片叶子,虽然他想相信苏航的话,但是,这三片叶子,分明就是他亲眼看到苏航从树上摘下来的啊。 Isn't will be flickering oneself? Does celestial have big flickering? 不会是在忽悠自己吧？神仙也有大忽悠？ „Real, you have used apparent, is at least more reasonable than your long life liquor.” Su Hang said. “真不真,你用过便知,至少比你那长生酒靠谱。”苏航道。 „long life liquor?” Three machines hears word, has thought suddenly also this issue, including hurriedly said, „Great Immortal, you climbed mountains a moment ago, can see celestial maiden in mountain?” “长生酒？”洛三机闻言,忽然也想到了这个问题,连忙道,“大仙,你刚才上山,可见到了山中的仙女？” „What's wrong? Also wants to ask the long life liquor?” Su Hang somewhat funnily visits him. “怎么？还想去求长生酒？”苏航有些好笑的看着他。 Three machines awkwardness/ridicules however, „, if Great Immortal you have any long life pill medicine to grant, decrepit then does not climb mountains, formerly Exalted Immortal complied to decrepit thousand two gold, does not need to give.” 洛三机讪然,“若大仙你有什么长生丹药可以赐予,老朽便不上山了,先前上仙答应要给老朽的千两黄金,也不必给了。” „, Thinks is actually very beautiful.” Su Hang is incapable of spitting the trough simply, „just now gives you that three leaves, not only the thousand gold (daughter), cultivates the behavior not wants the heart to be corrupt, knows when to stop, we said goodbye......” “呵,想的倒是挺美。”苏航简直无力吐槽,“方才给你那三片树叶,又岂止千金,做人莫要心贪,适可而止吧,咱们就此别过……” The voice falls, figure vanished, the master grandson about two people look in all directions, where also has the Su Hang's half form? 话音落下,身形已经消失,爷孙二人左右四顾,哪里还有苏航的半个身影？ „Great Immortal? Great Immortal?” “大仙？大仙？” Three machines called several, did not see the Su Hang response. 洛三机叫了几声,已经不见苏航回应。 „grandpa, Great Immortal walked.” little girl said. “爷爷,大仙已经走了。”小姑娘道。 Three machines recover, excited say/way, „girl, our grandfather and grandchild were to see really celestial today.” 洛三机回过神来,激动的道,“丫头,咱爷俩今天是见到真神仙了。” little girl is also excited repetitive nod, then has referred to nearby that flock of frightened pig dogs, „grandpa, how do these fellows handle?” 小姑娘也是激动的连连点头,接着指了指旁边那一群恐惧的猪狗,“爷爷,这些家伙怎么处置？” Three machines hears word, became known pig to look toward that „, surnamed Liu, do you have today?” 洛三机闻言,往那大白猪儿看了过去,“嘿嘿,姓柳的,你也有今天？” Comes up is becoming known the pig one to pull out, the pig flying dog that pulls out to that jumps straight hēng hēng. 上去就是对着那头大白猪一顿抽,抽的猪飞狗跳直哼哼。 „These horses are the yamen, cannot touch, but these domestic animals? Should be able to sell several money.” This old man, cheaply does not fall actually, this little while time, starts to consider that changed money with these domestic animals. “这些马是衙门的,不能碰,不过这些个畜生么？应该能卖几个钱。”这洛老头,倒是一点便宜都不落下,才这会儿功夫,就开始考虑拿这些畜生换钱了。 „But grandpa, they are......” little girl a little stammer. “可是爷爷,他们是……”小姑娘有点磕巴。 „What is?” Three machines indignant cold snort/hum one, „these fellows, before are the domestic animals, now is also the domestic animal, snort/hum, karma retribution, this is the celestial decree, they should have this report.” “是什么？”洛三机气愤的冷哼了一声,“这些个家伙,之前是畜生,现在也是畜生,哼,因果报应,这是神仙的旨意,他们是该有此报。” little girl no longer spoke, hurried to look for a branch, started to catch up with the pig to expel the dog, the movement was very actually skilled. 小姑娘不再说话,赶紧找了根树枝,开始赶猪撵狗,动作倒是熟练得很。 „Walks, returns to the city, tidies up the prefectural governor Sir who that pig dog is inferior.” Three machines remember fully, raised the head to throw out the chest, at this moment was the wainscot was stiffer, the posture that walked, resembled the high school the foremost person in the field to be the same. “走,回城,收拾那个猪狗不如的府尊大人。”洛三机志得满满,抬头挺胸,此刻却是腰板都挺直了许多,那走路的姿势,就好像高中了状元一样。 ...... …… „Oh, in world why these many marvel?” The matter, Su Hang had not stopped over again, left this planet directly, toward Earth Immortal Continent. “唉,世上为什么这么多奇葩？”事情已了,苏航并未再逗留,直接离开了这一星球,往地仙大陆去了。 „Yes, in the world multi- marvel, only has you to establish a new school.” The demon heart said. “是啊,世上多奇葩,唯有你独树一帜。”界魔心道。 Su Hang hears word, attains the left hand at present, „are you are praising me to damage me?” 苏航闻言,将左手拿到眼前,“你这是在夸我呢还是在损我呢？” „Do not care about these details, first hurries to handle that any Holy Mother pardoned crime.” The demon heart said. “不要在意这些细节,先赶紧把那个什么圣母原罪搞定吧。”界魔心道。 Su Hang nods slightly. 苏航微微颔首。 „You looked, I do worry for you? My matter, you must care, soon will help me handle the mortal body.” The demon heart said. “你看,我多为你操心？我的事,你也要放在心上,早日帮我搞定肉身。”界魔心道。 Su Hang shook the head, looks for the accurate direction, Space transfers greatly, presents again time, has been under Earth Immortal Continent Heavenly Capital Mountain. 苏航摇了摇头,找准方向,一个空间大挪移,再次出现的时候,已经身在地仙大陆天都山下。