SSG :: Volume #15

#1412: Su Hang's nightmare!


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May I ask one, what your this boils is what food?” Su Hang looked that they such as the vicious dog throws food to be the same, such fragrance that eats, could not bear ask one, although flew in circles the Dairo great kindness to invite, but such smelly thing, Su Hang does not dare to attempt easily. “敢问一句,你们这都煮的是什么食材?”苏航看他们如恶狗扑食一样,吃的那么的香,忍不住问了一句,尽管翔大郎盛情邀约,但是这么臭的东西,苏航是不敢轻易尝试的。 Flies in circles the Dairo mouth to have one to eat, raised the head, was saying to Su Hang, yellow, in highest class yellow!” 翔大郎嘴里含着一口吃食,抬起头来,对着苏航道,“中黄,极品中黄!” Sovereign?” “中皇?” Su Hang has gawked, what gadget is the sovereign? Sovereign mountain? Said that is a medicinal herb? If the medicinal herb, such smelly can also understand. 苏航愣了一下,中皇是啥玩意儿?中皇山么?还是说是一种药材?如果是药材的话,这么臭也能理解。 big bro, I look at in this yellow, although beautiful, but cannot be regarded highest class, 15 year ago, that several hundred years of medicine age that our sovereign mountain fish comes back medium yellow, that is in the true yellow highest class!” Goro said in side. 大哥,我看这中黄虽美,但也算不得极品吧,十五年前,咱们从中皇山捞回来的那几百年药龄的中黄,那才是真正的黄中极品!”五郎在旁边道。 Unexpectedly has also gone to sovereign mountain? Su Hang cannot help but held in high esteem to these fellows. 居然还去过中皇山?苏航不由得对这些家伙刮目相看了。 Hachiro said, your this is not the idle talk, must know that may be celestial maiden draws, in the past I had had such meal, directly broke through the Monster Nascent boundary, recalls, seriously is the delicacy!” 八郎道,“你这不是废话么,要知道那可都是仙女们拉的,当年我就吃了那么一餐,就直接突破了妖婴境了,回想一下,当真是美味呀!” That also not necessarily!” The second son said, our previous time sovereign mountain fish comes back, that is only in ordinary yellow, but small celestial maiden remain, if these Monster Emperor Monster King remain, that called true highest class!” “那还不见得!”二郎道,“咱们上次从中皇山捞回来的,那只是普通中黄,只是小仙女们留的,若是那些妖皇妖王们留的,那才叫真正的极品呢!” Was a pity, in such highest class yellow, was too rare!” Flies in circles Dairo to shake the head. “可惜,那样的极品中黄,太难得了!”翔大郎摇了摇头。 Several wild strange, was discussing, while like hungry ghost same was eating. 几个野怪,一边谈论着,一边如饿鬼一样的吃着。 Su Hang dull looks at front these fellows, has a look at thing in that pot, is having a look at this group wildly strange, good long while, the mouth suppresses a few words. 苏航呆呆的看着面前这几个家伙,看看那锅里的东西,在看看这帮野怪,好半天,嘴里才憋出一句话来。 Several, in your this pots boil, won't be shi?” Although Su Hang does not want to acknowledge extremely, but could not bear ask. “几位,你们这锅里煮的,不会是shi吧?”苏航虽然极度不想承认,但还是忍不住问了出来。 This saying, several wild strange very tableware, has turned around to look in abundance to Su Hang, the say/way that Hachiro detests, „asked that dining time, can do not speak that disgusting words?” 这话一出,几个野怪都挺下了碗筷,纷纷转过身看向苏航,八郎嫌恶的道,“拜托,用餐的时候,能不能不要说那么恶心的话?” „......” “呃……” The Su Hang facial skin twitched, not? What is that?” 苏航脸皮抽搐了一下,“不是么?那是什么?” The second son said, he said that making you use an elegant name, this called yellow, looked at you to put on cleanly, so to be how vulgar?” 二郎道,“他是说,让你用一个文雅的称呼,这叫中黄,看你穿得干干净净的,怎么这么粗俗呢?” Looks at these fellow that full mouth bright yellow thing, as well as that odor, Su Hang, if has not understood that he was really a fool. 看着这几个家伙那满口的黄橙橙的东西,以及那恶臭,苏航要是还没有明白过来的话,那他就真是傻子了。 Yellow, in the person isn't yellow, what that gadget is? 中黄,人中之黄,不是那玩意儿又是什么? Su Hang drew at this time system, what marvel prepares to scan this is one crowd, when this group of wild strange information appear in the Su Hang mind, the Su Hang whole person a little collapsed. 苏航这时候才把系统拉出来,准备扫描一下这是一群什么样的奇葩,当这帮野怪的信息出现在苏航脑海之中的时候,苏航整个人都有点崩溃了。 ...... …… Many years later, Su Hang wrote in memoirs, on the day of remembers, meets one crowd in the mountain wildly strange, what good food when I they in cooking, have not thought that they are boiling shi to eat, are you willing to believe? 多年以后,苏航在回忆录中写道,记得那一天,在山中遇到一群野怪,我当他们是在烹饪什么美食,没想到他们是在煮shi吃,你肯信? Seriously is Greater Thousand Worlds, every possible strange thing, this group of Ono blame, originally is one crowd of dung beetle essences, is named the shi shell court attendant! 当真是大千世界,无奇不有,这群小野怪,原来是一群蜣螂精,俗称shi壳郎! Really is the natural disposition is especially difficult to change, almost gave the repertoire Su Hang, this remembers, regarding Su Hang, absolutely was a nightmare. 特么真是本性难改,差点把苏航都给套路了,这一段记忆,对于苏航来说,绝对是一场噩梦。 Vomits......” “呕……” Finally knows that the truth my tears remain, in the Su Hang belly starts overwhelmingly, spat instantaneously! 最后知道真相的我眼泪留下来,苏航肚子里又开始翻江倒海,瞬间又吐了! On this day, is brings upon oneself! 这一天,都是自己自找的啊! How can such matter be met by oneself? 怎么这样的事都能让自己遇到? „, Does not understand to enjoy, such delicacy, can spit unexpectedly!” “嘁,不懂享受,如此的美味,居然吐得出来!” Vomits......” “呕……” Several shi shell court attendants fine eats, while squish the mouth, is only the sound listens in the ear, has made Su Hang disgusting is not good! 几个shi壳郎精一边吃,一边吧唧嘴,光是声音听在耳朵里,就已经让苏航恶心的不行了! Good long while, several wild strange finished eating finally, Su Hang also spat similarly, thinks that solemn Heavenly Venerate Realm expert, unexpectedly disgustingly became this by several little monster, Tete collapsed simply. 好半天,几个野怪终于吃完了,苏航也吐得差不多了,想自己堂堂天尊境高手,居然被几个小妖给恶心成这样,简直太特么崩溃了。 Flew in circles Dairo to look to be snatched, but spatial Tao pot, has wiped the mouth, regret of face, brother have not had such feast for a long time, making the friend be laughed, or, did we give the friend you to boil a pot again?” 翔大郎看了看已经被一抢而空的陶锅,擦了擦嘴,一脸的抱歉,“兄弟们好久没吃过这样的大餐了,让朋友见笑了,要不,我们再给朋友你煮一锅?” Vomits......” “呕……” Does not like boiling? Explodes? Roasts? Cold food in sauce?” “不喜欢煮的么?炸的?烤的?凉拌的?” Vomits......” “呕……” „...... Friends, eats mouth soup?” “呃……朋友,要不,喝口汤吧?” ......” “噗……” Su Hang felt oneself quickly vomited dozens two blood, this especially, these fellows, absolutely were this has run into for a lifetime the most disgusting fellows. 苏航感觉自己都快呕出几十两血了,这特么的,这几个家伙,绝对是自己这一辈子遇到过的最恶心的家伙。 In the future will be very long Time, surely did not have the appetite, a dynasty carelessly, has come such a First Year cropper unexpectedly. 未来很长一段时间,肯定是没有食欲了,一朝不慎,居然栽了这么大一个跟头。 the shi shell court attendants can become a ghost, this world is really also crazy enough, now Su Hang has believed flew in circles Tarou just words, any upright and frank entered the Sun palace to take thing, myriad monster gates could not block them, but must invite them, this your mother, was one crowd carries out latrine pit cleaning up! shi壳郎都能成精,这世界也真是够疯狂的,现在苏航算是相信了翔太郎刚刚的话,什么正大光明的进太阳宫拿东西,万千妖门都拦不住他们,还得请他们,这尼玛的,就是一群搞粪坑清理的啊! Several eat shi to eat these many patterns continually, below admire, the mountain does not change, the green water long remains, we have another chance to meet!” Su Hang really wants to hurry to flee from this disgusting place, has been arching cupping one hand in the other across the chest to several people hastily, then must turn around to leave. “几位连吃shi都能吃出这么多花样,在下佩服佩服,青山不改,绿水长留,咱们后会有期!”苏航实在是想赶紧逃离这个恶心的地方,连忙对着几人拱了拱手,便要转身离开。 „The friend, sharply be not walking, do you want to go?” Sees Su Hang to worry to walk, flying in circles Dairo of hospitality has stood immediately. “诶朋友,别急着走啊,你这是要去哪儿?”见苏航着急要走,热情好客的翔大郎立刻站了起来。 Su Hang embarrasedly, sovereign mountain!” 苏航讪讪,“中皇山!” A saying name, Su Hang whole person some are not good, now hears the yellow two characters, he felt that the stomach was uncomfortable. 一说这个名字,苏航整个人都有些不好了,现在一听到中黄两个字,他就感觉胃不舒服。 Sovereign mountain?” “中皇山?” Hears this saying, several shi shell youth Jing eyes have shone, flies in circles Dairo to ask, does not know that in which the friend does want to go to the sovereign mountain?” 一听到这话,几个shi壳郎精的眼睛都亮了起来,翔大郎问道,“不知朋友要去哪个中皇山?” One hear of this saying, Su Hang somewhat was ignorant, „? In second is the sovereign mountain inadequate?” 一听这话,苏航都有些懵了,“怎么?还有第二个中皇山不成?” Flies in circles Dairo to nod, as far as I know, in these trillion mountains, in two sovereign mountain, one is the clan sovereign of Nüwa, another, is old ancestor of our dung beetle clan piles, here toward northern 300, is my dung beetle clan clan place, what a pity 300 year ago, by an old maggot occupying, in calling Huangshan!” 翔大郎点了点头,“据我所知,这亿万大山之中,有两座中皇山,一个是女娲氏的族地中皇,另外一个,是我们蜣螂族的老祖宗堆起来的,就在此处往北三百里,乃我蜣螂族族地,可惜三百年前,被一头老蛆给占了,也叫中黄山!” I go to your younger sister!” “我去你妹啊!” Su Hang showed the whites of the eyes, called the shi mountain not to be better directly? Also gives this also elegant name especially! 苏航翻了个白眼,直接叫shi山不更好?特么还取这也文雅的名字! I must go to Nüwa clan place, bye-bye everybody! You enjoy the fine food slowly!” The Su Hang chill one, light is thinks that can also know in that Huangshan has magnificently how. “我要去女娲氏族地,拜拜了各位!你们慢慢享用美餐吧!”苏航恶寒了一阵,光是想想也能知道那中黄山有多么的壮观。 Several wild strange one hear, in eye immediately on flood small star! 几个野怪一听,眼中立刻就泛起了小星星! Friend waits a minute, do you want to go to the Nüwa clan sovereign mountain really?” Flies in circles Dairo excited asking. “朋友稍候,你真要去女娲氏族地中皇山?”翔大郎激动的问道。 Su Hang nodded, deceives you to be inadequate?” 苏航点了点头,“骗你不成?” Sovereign mountain drifts from place to place, not having Nüwa clansman to lead the way, how do you go in?” Flies in circles Dairo to ask. “中皇山飘忽不定,没有女娲族人引路,你如何进去?”翔大郎问道。 I have my means.” Su Hang said. “我自有我的办法。”苏航道。 Several wild regarded one compatible, flew in circles Dalang to lick the lip, the say/way of anticipation, „that can the friend take us?” 几个野怪对视了一眼,翔大朗舔了舔嘴唇,期待的道,“那,朋友能不能带上我们一路?” Leads you to do?” Su Hang shuts out looked flew in circles Dairo eyes. “带你们干嘛?”苏航嫌弃的看了翔大郎一眼。 Flew in circles the Dairo hollow laugh, be honest with you, I and others, from the 15 year has gone a sovereign mountain, later again had not gone, to me and others realm, in ordinary yellow was very so difficult to make us strive cultivation base, if can on the sovereign mountain, not say the Monster Emperor boundary again, even if were the big Monster King boundary, even if were only one lump, made us exempt for several years the self-torture sufficiently......” 8) 翔大郎干笑了一声,“不瞒你说,我等自十五年前去过一次中皇山,之后就再没去过,到了我等这般境界,普通中黄已经很难让我们精进修为,若能再上中皇山,不说妖皇境,就算是大妖王境,哪怕只是一坨,也足以让我们免去数年苦修……”8)
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