„May I askone, whatyourthisboilsiswhatfood?”Su Hanglooked that theysuch as the vicious dogthrowsfoodto be the same, suchfragrance that eats, could not bearaskone, althoughflew in circles the Dairogreat kindnessto invite, butsuchsmellything, Su Hangdoes not dareto attempteasily.
“敢问一句,你们这都煮的是什么食材?”苏航看他们如恶狗扑食一样,吃的那么的香,忍不住问了一句,尽管翔大郎盛情邀约,但是这么臭的东西,苏航是不敢轻易尝试的。Flies in circles the Dairomouthto haveoneto eat, raised the head, was sayingtoSu Hang, „yellow, inhighest classyellow!”
翔大郎嘴里含着一口吃食,抬起头来,对着苏航道,“中黄,极品中黄!”„Sovereign?”
“中皇?”Su Hanghas gawked, whatgadget is the sovereign? Sovereignmountain? Said that is a medicinal herb? If the medicinal herb, suchsmelly can also understand.苏航愣了一下,中皇是啥玩意儿?中皇山么?还是说是一种药材?如果是药材的话,这么臭也能理解。„big bro, Ilook atinthisyellow, althoughbeautiful, butcannot be regardedhighest class, 15year ago, thatseveral hundredyears of medicineage that oursovereignmountainfishcomes backmediumyellow, thatisin the trueyellowhighest class!”Gorosaidinside.
“大哥,我看这中黄虽美,但也算不得极品吧,十五年前,咱们从中皇山捞回来的那几百年药龄的中黄,那才是真正的黄中极品!”五郎在旁边道。Unexpectedlyhas also gone tosovereignmountain? Su Hangcannot help butheld in high esteemtothesefellows.
居然还去过中皇山?苏航不由得对这些家伙刮目相看了。Hachirosaid,„yourthisis not the idle talk, mustknow that maybecelestial maidendraws, in the pastIhad hadsuchmeal, directlybroke through the Monster Nascentboundary, recalls, seriouslyis the delicacy!”
八郎道,“你这不是废话么,要知道那可都是仙女们拉的,当年我就吃了那么一餐,就直接突破了妖婴境了,回想一下,当真是美味呀!”„Thatalsonot necessarily!” The second sonsaid,„ourprevioustimesovereignmountainfishcomes back, thatis onlyinordinaryyellow, butsmallcelestial maidenremain, iftheseMonster EmperorMonster Kingremain, thatcalledtruehighest class!”
“那还不见得!”二郎道,“咱们上次从中皇山捞回来的,那只是普通中黄,只是小仙女们留的,若是那些妖皇妖王们留的,那才叫真正的极品呢!”„Was a pity,insuchhighest classyellow, was too rare!”Flies in circlesDairoto shake the head.
“可惜,那样的极品中黄,太难得了!”翔大郎摇了摇头。Severalwildstrange, was discussing, whilelikehungry ghostsamewas eating.
几个野怪,一边谈论着,一边如饿鬼一样的吃着。Su Hangdulllooks atfrontthesefellows, has a look atthing in thatpot, is having a look atthisgroupwildlystrange, good long while, the mouthsuppressesa few words.苏航呆呆的看着面前这几个家伙,看看那锅里的东西,在看看这帮野怪,好半天,嘴里才憋出一句话来。„Several, inyourthispotsboil, won't beshi?”AlthoughSu Hangdoes not wantto acknowledgeextremely, butcould not bearask.
“几位,你们这锅里煮的,不会是shi吧?”苏航虽然极度不想承认,但还是忍不住问了出来。Thissaying, severalwildstrangeverytableware, has turned aroundto lookin abundancetoSu Hang, the say/way that Hachirodetests, „asked that diningtime, cando not speak that disgustingwords?”
这话一出,几个野怪都挺下了碗筷,纷纷转过身看向苏航,八郎嫌恶的道,“拜托,用餐的时候,能不能不要说那么恶心的话?”„......”
“呃……”
The Su Hangfacial skintwitched, „not? What is that?”苏航脸皮抽搐了一下,“不是么?那是什么?”
The second sonsaid,„he said that makingyouuse an elegantname, thiscalledyellow, looked atyouto put oncleanly, soto be how vulgar?”
二郎道,“他是说,让你用一个文雅的称呼,这叫中黄,看你穿得干干净净的,怎么这么粗俗呢?”Looks atthesefellowthatfull mouthbright yellowthing, as well asthatodor, Su Hang, ifhas not understood that he was really a fool.
看着这几个家伙那满口的黄橙橙的东西,以及那恶臭,苏航要是还没有明白过来的话,那他就真是傻子了。Yellow, in the person isn't yellow, whatthatgadgetis?
中黄,人中之黄,不是那玩意儿又是什么?Su Hangdrewat this timesystem, whatmarvelpreparesto scanthisisonecrowd, whenthisgroup of wildstrangeinformationappearin the Su Hangmind, the Su Hangwhole persona littlecollapsed.苏航这时候才把系统拉出来,准备扫描一下这是一群什么样的奇葩,当这帮野怪的信息出现在苏航脑海之中的时候,苏航整个人都有点崩溃了。
......
……Manyyearslater, Su Hangwroteinmemoirs, on the day of remembers, meetsonecrowdin the mountainwildlystrange, whatgood foodwhenItheyincooking, have not thought that they are boilingshito eat, are youwillingto believe?
多年以后,苏航在回忆录中写道,记得那一天,在山中遇到一群野怪,我当他们是在烹饪什么美食,没想到他们是在煮shi吃,你肯信?SeriouslyisGreater Thousand Worlds, every possible strange thing, thisgroup of Onoblame, originallyisonecrowd of dung beetleessences, is named the shishellcourt attendant!
当真是大千世界,无奇不有,这群小野怪,原来是一群蜣螂精,俗称shi壳郎!Really is the natural dispositionis especially difficultto change, almostgave the repertoireSu Hang, thisremembers,regardingSu Hang, absolutelywas a nightmare.
特么真是本性难改,差点把苏航都给套路了,这一段记忆,对于苏航来说,绝对是一场噩梦。„Vomits......”
“呕……”Finallyknows that the truthmytearsremain, in the Su Hangbellystartsoverwhelmingly, spatinstantaneously!
最后知道真相的我眼泪留下来,苏航肚子里又开始翻江倒海,瞬间又吐了!On this day, isbrings upon oneself!
这一天,都是自己自找的啊!How can suchmatterbe metbyoneself?
怎么这样的事都能让自己遇到?„, Does not understandto enjoy, suchdelicacy, can spitunexpectedly!”
“嘁,不懂享受,如此的美味,居然吐得出来!”„Vomits......”
“呕……”Severalshishellcourt attendantsfineeats, whilesquish the mouth, is only the soundlistensin the ear, has madeSu Hangdisgustingis not good!
几个shi壳郎精一边吃,一边吧唧嘴,光是声音听在耳朵里,就已经让苏航恶心的不行了!Good long while, severalwildstrangefinished eatingfinally, Su Hangalsospatsimilarly, thinks that solemnHeavenly Venerate Realmexpert, unexpectedlydisgustinglybecamethisbyseverallittle monster, Tetecollapsedsimply.
好半天,几个野怪终于吃完了,苏航也吐得差不多了,想自己堂堂天尊境高手,居然被几个小妖给恶心成这样,简直太特么崩溃了。Flew in circlesDairoto lookto be snatched, butspatialTaopot, has wiped the mouth, regret of face, „brotherhave not hadsuchfeastfor a long time, making the friendbe laughed, or, did wegive the friendyouto boil a potagain?”
翔大郎看了看已经被一抢而空的陶锅,擦了擦嘴,一脸的抱歉,“兄弟们好久没吃过这样的大餐了,让朋友见笑了,要不,我们再给朋友你煮一锅?”„Vomits......”
“呕……”„Does not likeboiling? Explodes? Roasts? Cold food in sauce?”
“不喜欢煮的么?炸的?烤的?凉拌的?”„Vomits......”
“呕……”„...... Friends, eatsmouthsoup?”
“呃……朋友,要不,喝口汤吧?”„Pū......”
“噗……”Su Hangfeltoneselfquicklyvomiteddozenstwoblood, thisespecially, thesefellows, absolutelywerethishas run intofor a lifetime the most disgustingfellows.苏航感觉自己都快呕出几十两血了,这特么的,这几个家伙,绝对是自己这一辈子遇到过的最恶心的家伙。In the futurewill be very longTime, surelydid not have the appetite, a dynastycarelessly, has comesuch a First Yearcropperunexpectedly.
未来很长一段时间,肯定是没有食欲了,一朝不慎,居然栽了这么大一个跟头。
the shishellcourt attendantscanbecome a ghost, thisworld is really also crazyenough, nowSu Hang has believedflew in circlesTaroujustwords, anyupright and frankentered the Sunpalaceto takething, myriadmonstergatescould not blockthem, but must invitethem, thisyour mother, wasonecrowdcarries outlatrine pitcleaning up!
shi壳郎都能成精,这世界也真是够疯狂的,现在苏航算是相信了翔太郎刚刚的话,什么正大光明的进太阳宫拿东西,万千妖门都拦不住他们,还得请他们,这尼玛的,就是一群搞粪坑清理的啊!„Severaleatshi to eatthese manypatternscontinually, below admire, the mountaindoes not change, the greenwaterlongremains, wehave another chance to meet!”Su Hangreallywantsto hurryto flee fromthisdisgustingplace, has been archingcupping one hand in the other across the chesttoseveralpeoplehastily, thenmustturn aroundto leave.
“几位连吃shi都能吃出这么多花样,在下佩服佩服,青山不改,绿水长留,咱们后会有期!”苏航实在是想赶紧逃离这个恶心的地方,连忙对着几人拱了拱手,便要转身离开。„The friend, sharplybe not walking, do youwantto go?”SeesSu Hangto worry to walk, flying in circlesDairo of hospitalityhas stoodimmediately.
“诶朋友,别急着走啊,你这是要去哪儿?”见苏航着急要走,热情好客的翔大郎立刻站了起来。Su Hangembarrasedly, „sovereignmountain!”苏航讪讪,“中皇山!”
A sayingname, Su Hangwhole personsomeare not good, nowhears the yellowtwocharacters, hefelt that the stomachwas uncomfortable.
一说这个名字,苏航整个人都有些不好了,现在一听到中黄两个字,他就感觉胃不舒服。„Sovereignmountain?”
“中皇山?”Hearsthissaying, severalshishellyouthJingeyeshave shone, flies in circlesDairoto ask, „does not know that inwhich the frienddoes wantto go to the sovereignmountain?”
一听到这话,几个shi壳郎精的眼睛都亮了起来,翔大郎问道,“不知朋友要去哪个中皇山?”Onehear of thissaying, Su Hangsomewhatwas ignorant, „? Insecond is the sovereignmountaininadequate?”
一听这话,苏航都有些懵了,“怎么?还有第二个中皇山不成?”Flies in circlesDairoto nod, „as far as I know, inthesetrillionmountains, in two sovereignmountain, oneis the clansovereign of Nüwa, another, isold ancestor of ourdung beetleclanpiles, here towardnorthern300, ismydung beetleclanclanplace, what a pity300year ago, by an oldmaggotoccupying, incallingHuangshan!”
翔大郎点了点头,“据我所知,这亿万大山之中,有两座中皇山,一个是女娲氏的族地中皇,另外一个,是我们蜣螂族的老祖宗堆起来的,就在此处往北三百里,乃我蜣螂族族地,可惜三百年前,被一头老蛆给占了,也叫中黄山!”„Igo toyour younger sister!”
“我去你妹啊!”Su Hangshowed the whites of the eyes, called the shimountainnotto be betterdirectly? Alsogives this alsoelegantnameespecially!苏航翻了个白眼,直接叫shi山不更好?特么还取这也文雅的名字!„Imustgo toNüwaclanplace, bye-byeeverybody! Youenjoy the fine foodslowly!” The Su Hangchillone, lightisthinks that can also knowinthatHuangshanhasmagnificentlyhow.
“我要去女娲氏族地,拜拜了各位!你们慢慢享用美餐吧!”苏航恶寒了一阵,光是想想也能知道那中黄山有多么的壮观。Severalwildstrangeonehear, ineyeimmediatelyonfloodsmallstar!
几个野怪一听,眼中立刻就泛起了小星星!„Friendwaits a minute, do youwantto go to the Nüwaclansovereignmountainreally?”Flies in circlesDairoexcitedasking.
“朋友稍候,你真要去女娲氏族地中皇山?”翔大郎激动的问道。Su Hangnodded, „deceivesyouto be inadequate?”苏航点了点头,“骗你不成?”„Sovereignmountaindrifts from place to place, not havingNüwaclansmanto lead the way, how do yougo in?”Flies in circlesDairoto ask.
“中皇山飘忽不定,没有女娲氏族人引路,你如何进去?”翔大郎问道。„Ihavemymeans.”Su Hangsaid.
“我自有我的办法。”苏航道。Severalwildregardedonecompatible, flew in circlesDalangto lick the lip, the say/way of anticipation, „that can the friendtakeus?”
几个野怪对视了一眼,翔大朗舔了舔嘴唇,期待的道,“那,朋友能不能带上我们一路?”„Leadsyouto do?”Su Hangshuts outlookedflew in circlesDairoeyes.
“带你们干嘛?”苏航嫌弃的看了翔大郎一眼。Flew in circles the Dairohollow laugh, „be honest with you, Iand others, from the 15yearhas gone a sovereignmountain, lateragainhad not gone, tomeand othersrealm, inordinaryyellow was very so difficultto makeusstrivecultivation base, ifcanon the sovereignmountain, not say the Monster Emperorboundaryagain, even ifwere the bigMonster Kingboundary, even ifwere onlyonelump, madeusexemptfor several years the self-torturesufficiently......”8)
翔大郎干笑了一声,“不瞒你说,我等自十五年前去过一次中皇山,之后就再没去过,到了我等这般境界,普通中黄已经很难让我们精进修为,若能再上中皇山,不说妖皇境,就算是大妖王境,哪怕只是一坨,也足以让我们免去数年苦修……”8)
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