„hē hē......” “呵呵……” Wang Zha (king explodes) hollow laugh, panic-stricken, turns around and runs, the sole rubs the oil, runs fast. 王炸干笑了一声,惊恐之下,转身又跑,脚底抹油,跑得飞快。 A mountain, two mountains...... 一座山,两座山…… Wang Zha (king explodes) do not know oneself ran far, time when he stops again, does not have the accident/surprise, on that mountain top. 王炸自己都不知道自己跑了多远,等他再一次停下来的时候,不出意外,又在那个山头上。 So the relapse, he does not know that ran many to return, was tired out of breath, looks again, was on that mountain top. 如此反复,连他自己都不知道跑了多少回,累得上气不接下气,再一看,果然,还是在那山头上。 „Hu-hu, hu-hu......” “呼哧,呼哧……” Wang Zha (king explodes) does not run simply, sits on the ground, breathing heavily in gulps, this is the ghost builds a wall especially, if not for knows that has caused the method by these two at present, he must illuminate the procedure of native place, urinated to be evil directly. 王炸索性不跑了,一屁股坐在地上,大口大口的喘着粗气,这特么就是鬼打墙啊,若不是知道是被眼前这两人给使了手段,他恐怕都得照着老家的做法,直接撒泡尿去邪了。 Did not have the reason to run was so long, transferred, was front these two is clearly being up to mischief, oneself, when the monkey played, oneself were that Tathāgata Buddha palm grandson monkey, in any event could not escape. 没理由跑了这么久,又转了回来,分明就是面前这两人在搞鬼,把自己当猴子玩儿,自己就是那如来佛掌心里的孙猴子,无论如何都是逃不掉的。 „You, you know that who I am? I, I am the Buddha Sect Amitabha disciple, Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor junior brother, new Cleaning Altar Envoy Wang Zha (king explodes) is, you, you dare to move me, my Master senior brother will definitely not let off you.” Wang Zha (king explodes) out of breath, simply the unhealthy person broken falls, then may really acknowledge that the punishment is deserved. “你们,你们知道我是谁么？我,我是佛门阿弥陀佛的弟子,如来佛祖的师弟,新任净坛使者王炸是也,你,你们敢动我,我师父师兄肯定不会放过你们。”王炸上气不接下气,索性破罐子破摔,这下可真是认栽了。 Wang Zha (king explodes) these words, if places later generation, person who that must certainly startled draw back a ticket, but, do not forget, where here is, any Tathāgata Buddha Ancestor, has not formed including the embryo! 王炸的这番话,如果放在后世,那肯定是要惊退一票的人,但是,不要忘了,这里是什么地方,什么如来佛祖,连胚胎都还没有形成呢！ „Just asked you to leave, you do not walk, now wants to walk, feared that was late!” At this time, sat Lin Xuan has opened the mouth in the ground was leisurely and carefree, the sound could not listen pleasantly, did not contain the least bit sentiment. “刚刚让你走,你不走,现在想走,怕是迟了！”这时候,坐在地上悠闲着的林轩开口了,声音听不出喜乐,不含半点感情。 „No!” Wang Zha (king explodes) sets out hastily, „my what had not seen, what has not heard, your Old Man works as me, putting, senior? big bro? eldest master?” “别啊！”王炸连忙起身,“我什么都没看到,什么都没听到,您老人家就把我当个屁,给放了吧,前辈？大哥？大爷？” This fellow, really does not have bottom line, did not have the moral integrity! 这家伙,真是太无底线,太无节操了！ Lin Xuan raised the head, glanced his one eyes with an unusual vision, „is you must with, you thought, I will let off you?” 林轩抬头,用一种异样的眼光瞟了他一眼,“是你自己要跟来的,你觉得,我会放过你么？” Wang Zha (king explodes) makes an effort has swallowed a saliva, earnest say/way, „meeting!” 王炸使劲的咽了口口水,认真的道,“会！” Lin Xuan somewhat was given air/Qi to be happy by him, „makes me think, this, you, if requests me to be the Master, I could consider that temporarily does not kill you!” 林轩都有些被他给气乐了,“让我想想,这样吧,你若拜我为师,我或许可以考虑暂时不杀你！” „Acknowledges you as the teacher?” This saying, Wang Zha (king explodes) was actually shocked, some little time recovers, „Su Hang said that you are not a good person, if I acknowledge you as the teacher, to collaborate?” “拜你为师？”这话一出,王炸却是愣住了,好一会儿才回过神来,“苏航说你不是好人,我如果拜你为师,岂不是同流合污？” „You may be really honest enough!” Lin Xuan shook the head, this fellow, was really any words dares to say! “你可真够坦白的！”林轩摇了摇头,这家伙,真是什么话都敢说啊！ Wang Zha (king explodes) hollow laugh, „I fat, is gluttonous and lazy, why everybody want to receive me to be the apprentice, I am not outstanding, senior, what did you have a liking for my?” 王炸干笑一声,“我长得又胖,又好吃懒做,为什么人人都想收我做徒弟,我没有那么优秀的,前辈,你看上了我什么啊？” Formerly, already by Amita muddleheaded received the disciple forcefully, gave back shaved greatly baldly, this is ten points not happy encountering, now emits to receive itself to be the apprentice, Wang Zha (king explodes) this, was really the heart is tired! 先前,已经被弥陀稀里糊涂的强行收入门下,还给剃了个大光头,这已经是一段十分不愉快的遭遇了,现在又冒出个要收自己做徒弟的,王炸这个,真是心累！ „You have no merit to speak, but, you are shameless enough, single this point was enough!” Lin Xuan visits him lightly. “你是一无是处,不过,你够无耻,单这一点就足够了！”林轩淡淡的看着他。 Wang Zha (king explodes) listened, the facial skin shakes crazily, has such praised the person, was this praises the person or harms others? 王炸听了,脸皮狂抖,有这么夸人的么,这是夸人还是损人呢？ „Amitabha, the monk is the Buddha Sect disciple, always observes the Buddha Sect buddhist monastic rule, will the honest and upright work style, how be shameless?” Wang Zha (king explodes) holds their palms together, mouth declares Fohao, an appearance of obtaining enlightenment monk, said unexpectedly oneself are shameless, this was also too shameless! “阿弥陀佛,小僧乃是佛门弟子,向来遵守佛门清规,作风正派,怎会无耻？”王炸双手合十,口宣佛号,一副得道小僧的模样,居然说自己无耻,这也太无耻了！ „Is placed in front of you, only then two roads, either enter my disciple, either, death!” Lin Xuan simply does not have the opportunity, that but coldly. “摆在你面前的,只有两条路,要么入我门下,要么,死！”林轩根本没有机会,只是冷冷的一句。 „pū tōng!” “噗通！” The voice just fell, only listened to pū tōng one, Wang Zha (king explodes) then numerous kneeling on the ground, snatched baldly, shouted high, „disciple paid a visit Master!” 话音才刚刚落下,只听噗通一声,王炸便重重的跪在了地上,光头抢地,高喊道,“徒儿拜见师父！” Simply, is so direct, the previous second is still installing honestly, the latter second gave to kneel directly, making Lin Xuan accidental/surprised, this especially, simply except for shameless, could not find the word to describe him. 这么干脆,这么直接,前一秒还在装正派,后一秒直接就给跪了,让林轩都意外了一下,这特么的,简直除了无耻,已经找不到词来形容他了。 The moral integrity has broken to pieces place. 节操碎了一地。 „hā hā hā hā......” “哈哈哈哈……” Lin Xuan hā hā has laughed, smiles periphery the mountain forest to shake. 林轩哈哈大笑了起来,笑得周围山林共震。 „hē hē......” “呵呵……” Wang Zha (king explodes) raised the head, looks that this becomes his third, appoint Master man, the smiling face on face, is really the ratio cries to be ugly. 王炸抬起头来,看着这个成为他第三任师父的男人,脸上的笑容,真是比哭还要难看。 „Good, you already such as my disciple, when for my eighth disciple, then bestows your one for the Master, in the future, you will then call from now on the tortoise to explode!” After having smiled, Lin Xuan serious was saying to Wang Zha (king explodes). “好,你既如我门下,当为我第八弟子,为师便赐你一名,从今往后,你便叫王八炸！”笑过之后,林轩一脸严肃的对着王炸道。 „Do tortoise explode?” Wang Zha (king explodes) listened to this saying, raised the head immediately, a little does not know whether to laugh or cry, what is this? Puts in order me intentionally? “王八炸？”王炸听了这话,立马抬起头来,有点哭笑不得,这是什么名？是故意整我吧？ „Tortoise do not explode of pleasant to hear, Master, do we trade the name line not?” Wang Zha (king explodes) kneels on the ground, a face cries. “王八炸不好听,师父,咱换个名字行不？”王炸跪在地上,一脸的哭相。 „What do you want to call?” A Lin Xuan face funny looks at Wang Zha (king explodes). “那你想叫什么？”林轩一脸好笑的看着王炸。 Some discussed, Wang Zha (king explodes) eye one bright, „tortoise do not explode well, might as well call the Wang Zha (king explodes) day!” 有的商量,王炸眼睛一亮,“王八炸不好,不如叫王炸天！” The Wang Zha (king explodes) day, this name does not lose Wang Zha (king explodes) in imposing manner, exploded compared with that any horrible to look at tortoise may stronger hundred times, if must change name, that wanted this name. 王炸天,这名字在气势上可一点都不输王炸,比那什么惨不忍睹的王八炸可要强了百倍,如果一定要改名字的话,那一定要这个名字。 Lin Xuan nods slightly, did not mind, „as you like then, changed name, will be makes you turn over a new leaf, from now on the future, you must mediate the past, I will be your day!” 林轩微微颔首,并不介意,“随你的便吧,改个名字,是让你重新做人,从今往后,你要了断前尘,我就是你的天！” „disciple respectfully follows master's order!” Wang Zha (king explodes) this guy, does not know that has to hear the Lin Xuan words, the kowtowing table is by all means loyal! “徒儿谨遵师命！”王炸这厮,也不知有没有听到林轩的话,只管磕头表忠心！ ...... …… Such, Wang Zha (king explodes) muddleheaded revolted Buddha Sect, changed to invest too under the sovereign entrance, blamed this fellow luck, Master that skill many, as a result of circumstance, the chance coincidence, this has not done obeisance actually seemed one by one fucking awesome. 就这么的,王炸稀里糊涂的叛出了佛门,改投入了太皇山门下,也怪这家伙运气,本事没多少,因缘际会,机缘巧合,这拜的师父却好似一个比一个牛叉。 „Main body!” “本尊！” Lin Xuan has not paid attention to Wang Zha (king explodes) again, side that doubts is doppelgänger, goes forward as if to have the words to Lin Xuan say. 林轩没再理会王炸,旁边那疑是分身,上前对林轩似乎有话要讲。 „Also non- homing?” Lin Xuan looks at that person, coldly said one. “还不归位？”林轩看着那人,冷冰冰的道了一句。 „Obeys the aim!” “遵旨！” That humane, immediately, making one that Wang Zha (king explodes) stared dumbfounded occur, saw only that person to walk toward Lin Xuan directly. 那人道了一句,随即,让王炸瞠目结舌的一幕发生了,只见那人直接往林轩走了过去。 Two semblance exactly the same people, like two water drops, the rapid fusion, just that person, unexpectedly such had been working as the Wang Zha (king explodes) front, melted the body of Lin Xuan. 两个外表一模一样的人,就像两滴水一样,迅速的融合到了一处,刚刚那个人,竟然就这么当着王炸的面前,融进了林轩的身体。 „Master, Master, you, you are......” Wang Zha (king explodes) stammeringly, on the face has filled surprisedly. “师,师父,你,你这是……”王炸磕磕巴巴,脸上充满了惊讶。 At this time, Lin Xuan has turned away to come to see to Wang Zha (king explodes), „you did not say how Heavenly Dao Realm was rare? Today, is the Master then must prove among this Heaven and Earth first Heavenly Dao.” 这时候,林轩转过脸来看向王炸,“你不是说,天道境如何难得么？今日,为师便要证这天地间第一尊天道。” „first Heavenly Dao?” The Wang Zha (king explodes) whole face is stunned, can the meaning become first Heavenly Dao Realm powerhouse? “第一尊天道？”王炸满脸错愕,意思是要成为第一个天道境强者么？ „Snort......” “哼……” Has not waited for Wang Zha (king explodes) to respond, then hears Lin Xuan cold snort/hum, the boundless imposing manner blooms from the body, covers to the four directions, billowing torrential, Heaven and Earth for it look changes, the innumerable lives pressing kneels to bend down by the formidable pressure that drops from the clouds in the place. 还没等王炸反应过来,便听到林轩一声冷哼,无边的气势从身上绽放而出,覆盖向四方,滚滚滔滔,天地为之色变,无数生灵被那从天而降的强大威压给压得跪伏在地。 Wang Zha (king explodes) bore the brunt, frightens sits on the ground, the whole body trembled. 王炸首当其冲,吓得一屁股坐在了地上,浑身瑟瑟发抖。 ...... …… At this moment, does not know that many powerhouse look up to the horizon, on the face anxious layer on layer/heavily. 这一刻,不知多少强者抬头望向天边,脸上忧虑重重。 Must cloud over! 要变天了！ ...... ……