SMGHP :: Volume #8

#708: Practical joke commodity

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„Really was too splendid.” “实在是太精彩了。” Is seeing that interesting banner, Harry and Ron cheers called out, „was really good.” 见着那有趣的横幅,哈利和罗恩欢呼叫道,“真是太棒了。” They push in high spirits the crowd, took the lead in crushing into the joke shop. 他们兴冲冲的挤开人群,带头挤进了笑话店。 In the shop is thriving, everywhere is the guests. After they force one's way, discovered that more walks toward , the person are more, they cannot push simply in front of the shelf. 店里生意火爆,到处都是客人。当他们挤进去之后,发现越往里走,人就越多,他们简直挤不到货架前面。 George taking advantage of the advantage of height, relaxed is sizing up, arrangement in shop. 乔治借着身高的优势,轻松的打量着,店里的陈设。 Paper box has piled on the ceiling, above uses the illegible large character to write, „fast-acting skipping classes sugar.” By the large character is also introducing with the small character, the variety introduction of skipping classes sugar. 纸箱子一直堆到了天花板上,上面用潦草的大字写着,“速效逃课糖。”大字旁边又用小字介绍着,逃课糖的品种介绍。 What on the shelf sells most are most is nosebleed ox Zhatang, because of extremely the selling well, on the shelf is only left over the final half box. 货架上卖得最多的是鼻血牛扎糖,因为太过热销,货架上只剩下最后的半盒。 Several opening boxes, what inside is suspending is the trick magic wand. 还有好几个打开的箱子,里面摆着的是戏法魔杖。 The sales clerks are explaining to front customer, these small advantages, wield can turn into the rubber chicken and pants. Most expensive that can change many fists, opponent punching ruthlessly. 店员们正在向面前的顾客解释着,那些便宜的,一挥就能变成橡皮鸡和裤子。最贵的那种,可以变出很多的拳头,将对手狠狠的揍上一顿。 On the shelf the boxes of feather pen, is also labelling the respective use with the label , vies to answer first and other functions including the automatic ink jet and spell check quick-wittedly. 货架上还有一盒盒的羽毛笔,用标签标注着各自的用途,包括自动喷墨、拼写检查、机智抢答等功能。 At this time, the front of crowd was in a tumult. George looks toward that side, is seeing one group of ten -year-old children, they are gazing at excitedly, a wood/blockhead villain reaches the stair slowly, crawls to one set of lifelike hangman's rope frame. This two kinds thing, withstand/top in a box. 这时候,人群的前方骚动了一下。乔治朝那边看去,正看见一群十来岁的孩子,他们兴奋地注视着,一个木头小人慢慢地登上台阶,爬向一套逼真的绞索架。这两样东西,都在一个箱子顶上。 On the box writes: The spelling that may use repeatedly plays «Executioner», if cannot put together the correct word, hangs his executioner is a spelling game toy. Generally comprised of gallows and villain, the person who if attended the game, the spelling has certain mistake, the villain will be put on the gallows to be executed.! 箱子上写着:可反复使用的拼字游戏《刽子手》,如果拼不出正确的单词,就吊死他刽子手是一种拼字游戏玩具。一般由一个绞架和小人组成,如果参加游戏的人,拼写发生一定的错误,小人就会被放到绞架上被处死。！ George is sizing up slowly, careful is pondering over. Fred and Qiao's the product in joke shop, is truly novel, but must say that the words of use , is very for a while difficult to say. 乔治慢慢打量着,细细的琢磨着。弗雷德和乔的笑话店里的产品,确实很新颖,但要说用处的话,一时也很难说出来。 If locates merely the toy, attraction that these products are very difficult to be lasting customer. 如果仅仅是定位成玩具的话,这些产品很难持久的吸引到顾客。 After all, if he is the teacher, sees the student always to feign illness to skip classes, he will not have what favorable impression to these students. 毕竟,如果他是老师的话,见着学生老是装病逃课,他可不会对那些学生有什么好感。 The product of practical joke, if to evade study, perhaps he will consider, forbidding these commodities to appear in the school. 恶作剧的产品,如果是为了逃避学习的话,他也许会考虑,禁止这些商品出现在学校。 Starting from this year, he will be the Hogwarts principal. According to his plan and idea, Hogwarts will have very big change this year. The students this year, need to face many duties, many changes. 从今年开始,他将担任霍格沃茨的校长。按照他的打算和想法,霍格沃茨今年会有很大的变化。学生们在今年,需要面对很多的任务,很多的变化。 When this key, he is impossible to tolerate some, will affect the unexpected appearance that he plans. 在这种关键的时候,他不可能容忍一些,会影响到他计划的意外出现。 Has his restraint, Fred and Qiao's practical joke commodity, over the next several years, will even fear that this year was very difficult to open the sale among the student. 有着他的约束,弗雷德和乔的恶作剧商品,今年甚至未来几年,怕是很难在学生当中打开销路了。 If the students, do not even plan to buy these things. Fred and Qiao's product, but was very difficult to find other guests, the receptivity of grown Wizard to these practical joke commodities will be only lower. 如果连学生们,都不打算买这些东西的话。弗雷德和乔的产品,可就很难找到其他的客人了,成年巫师对这些恶作剧商品的接受程度只会更低。 In the George heart silently, paid silent tribute for several seconds for Fred and Qiao, under his iron hand management, Hogwarts may be unable to accommodate best-selling of these joke toys. 乔治心中默默的,为弗雷德和乔默哀了几秒钟,在他的铁腕管理之下,霍格沃茨可容不下这些笑话玩具的畅销。 Commercial mind that this does not blame Fred and Qiao, they have done very well. 这不怪罪弗雷德和乔的商业头脑,他们已经做得很不错了。 The entertainment industry is in the life is huge, the industry of also long-time not fading. If in the usual situation, these commodities can have the good sale, only blames them not to catch up with the time, just hits George to change in the Hogwarts muzzle. 娱乐产业是生活中非常庞大,也长久不衰的一个产业。如果是通常的情况下,这些商品会有不错的销路,只怪他们没有赶上好时候,刚好撞到乔治要改变霍格沃茨的枪口上。 However he also not worried for Fred and Qiao, Fred and Qiao are young, this time is the luck is very better, bought the place of shop price. 不过他也并不为弗雷德和乔担心,弗雷德和乔还年轻,这次更是运气很好的,买到了店铺价格的地点。 Their joke toy store, even the short-term operation is not good, will not affect their future. 他们的笑话玩具店,即使短期经营不好,也并不影响他们的未来。 Even said that frustration of short time, but can also help them. Let them the thoughts, returns to the study and magic. As Wizard, needs the powerful strength after all. 甚至于说,短时间的挫败,还能帮助他们。让他们将心思,重新放回到学习和魔法上来。作为巫师,终归还是需要强大的力量。 Short time, when they from the entrance, push to the counter in several minutes. George already to Fred and Qiao's joke shop, thought the pitiful home to return. 短短的时间当中,当他们从门口,挤到柜台的几分钟内。乔治已经给弗雷德和乔的笑话店,想好了悲惨的归宿。 After beginning school, he will definitely forbid in the school, 开学后,他肯定会在学校里禁止, These joke toy that affects the students to study. Before showcase of counter, is suspending Fred and in Qiao shop, another special patent commodity, „daydream incantation!” 那些影响学生们学习的笑话玩具。柜台的陈列柜前,摆着弗雷德和乔店里的,又一个特别的专利商品,“白日梦咒！” On the box is printing a colorful drawing: A handsome youth and a deluded miss, they are holding hands, stands in the deck of pirate ship together. 箱子上印着一幅色彩鲜艳的图画:一位英俊青年和一个如痴如醉的姑娘,他们正牵着手,一起站在海盗船的甲板上。 The introduction writing on box writes, so long as recited an incantation, you can enter one with high quality, extremely lifelike 30 minutes of daydream. 箱子上的介绍文字写着,只要念一个咒语,你就能进入一场高质量的、绝顶逼真的三十分钟的白日梦。 Attends class for the ordinary school, simple in operation, is absolutely unobservable. Side effect including expression delay and slight mouth-watering. Does not sell to below 16 youngster. 适用于普通学校上课,操作简单,绝对令人难以察觉。副作用包括表情呆滞和轻微流口水。不向十六岁以下少年出售。 Looks at these meaningful explanations, George cannot bear the suspicion. Where Fred and Qiao, obtain these experience, realizes in these experience the magic. They as if in the school, have not made the girlfriend. 看着这些意味深长的解释,乔治忍不住怀疑。弗雷德和乔是从哪里,获得那些体验,又将那些体验实现到魔法里去的。他们似乎在学校里的时候,并没有交女朋友。 „This magic may be really unusual!” “这种魔法可真奇特！” Hermione lowers the head, is reading the introduction writing on box. 赫敏低着头,阅读着箱子上的介绍文字。 „For a long time does not see, George.” A sound said behind them. “好久不见,乔治。”一个声音在他们后面说。 Being all smiles Fred Station before them, his body wears one set of red long gown, matches with his fiery-red hair in the same place is very uncoordinated, is very dazzling. 笑容满面的弗雷德站在他们面前,他身上穿着一套红色的长袍,跟他火红色的头发配在一起很不协调,十分耀眼。 „How are you, Harry, hello/you good, Hermione.” He patted the shoulder of Ron, they hinted toward Harry, „you have a liking for anything, can select several free.” “你好吗,哈利,你好,赫敏。”他拍了拍罗恩的肩膀,朝着哈利他们示意了一下,“你们看上什么,可以免费挑几个。” Vred is leaning the body, „in also some novel things, I lead you to transfer the revolutions.” 弗雷德侧着身子,“里面还有一些新奇的东西,我带你们转转。” After obtaining everyone's agreement, Fred leads everyone to walk toward the shop, inside has in an outdoor shop, is suspending the playing card and rope trick. 得到大家的同意之后,弗雷德带着大家朝小店里面走去,里面有一个摊子上,摆着纸牌和绳索戏法。 „muggles magic!” Fred refers to them happily to everyone looks, „the muggles commodity, is novel and cheap, and does not break a prohibition. Sold to my father that odd person who specially likes the muggles thing, earns not many, but takes care of your pennies and dollars will take care of themselves. Very interesting gadget” “麻瓜的魔术！”弗雷德高兴地把它们指给大家看,“麻瓜的商品,新奇又便宜,而且不违禁。专门卖给我爸爸那种喜欢麻瓜东西的怪人,赚得不多,但细水长流。都是非常有趣的玩意儿” „, Qiao to come.” Fred toward one, exactly the same Wizard to beckon with him. “哦,乔来了。”弗雷德朝着一个,和他长得一模一样的巫师招了招手。 Fred's twin brothers, shake hand with everyone enthusiastically. 弗雷德的双胞胎兄弟,热情地跟大家握手。 „We continue to transfer the revolutions, has a look to behind. That is the place that we make money truly.” “我们继续转转,到后面去看看。那才是我们真正赚大钱的地方。” „If who dares to steal the thing, when the time comes must pay incessantly was Galleon!” He issues the warning to a young boy suddenly, the boy hurries from marking the hand „may eat black demon mark- who eats whose nausea!” In the plastic bottle shrank. “如果谁敢偷东西,到时候要付出的就不止是加隆了！”他突然对一个小男孩发出警告,那男孩赶紧把手从标着“可食用黑魔标记-谁吃谁恶心！”的塑料瓶上缩了回去。 Qiao lifts by a muggles magic thing curtain screen, inside is one is darker, the arrangement neat room. Arranges the product packaging on rack, seems very low-key, is not extraordinary. 乔掀开麻瓜魔术用品旁边的一个帘子,里面是一个更加黑暗、排列整齐的房间。排在架子上的产品包装,显得非常低调,毫不出奇。
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