Chapter 488jokeopenedin a big way
第488章玩笑开大了
The whole piecenewspaperalmostdoes not have the writing, onlyusesseveraloverstriking the boldlarge charactersto writein the middle.
整张报纸几乎没有文字,只在中间用几个加粗的黑体大字写着。„News that my mother, justspreadreal, Lord Voldemortrealhis motherresurrected, has the chartto have the truth.”
“我的妈呀,刚刚传来的消息是真的,伏地魔真他妈复活了,有图有真相。”Thesetrend, the static state, the clear, fuzzypicture, aboveis demonstrating the scene of Hogwartsmagic school. Hason the standpanic-strickenextremely, palestudent. Having a faceis flustered, lookuncertainteacher. ConnellyPok, appears the timidtimidpicture.
那些动态,静态,清晰,模糊的照片,上面都显示着霍格沃茨魔法学校的场景。有看台上惊恐万分,脸色苍白的学生。有一脸慌张,神色不定的老师。还有康奈利福吉,显得胆小怯弱的照片。But a more essentialpictureis, severalsealin the newspapercenter, in the giantpictureis demonstrating the projection of sky. Insideistwogroups of confrontingpeople, sideWeishouthatscarleteye, the bigthinforms of someattractionresidenceperson of vision.
而更关键的照片是,几张印在报纸中央,巨大的照片上显示着天空的投影。里面是两群对峙的人,一方为首的正是那猩红色眼睛,吸引住所有人目光的高大削瘦的身影。Onlyneedstothateye, everyonecanunderstand that isLord Voldemort, Lord Voldemort who whohas no wayto camouflage. Absolutely truegenuine article, clearbigfiendish person.
只需要对着那双眼睛,所有人都能明白,那是伏地魔,谁也没法伪装的伏地魔。千真万确的真货,真真切切的大魔王。Thisnewspaperprintsobviouslyhastily, reported the novel. Inall of paper is printingrepeatedly the picture, the articleabsolutelydoes not have, the centralseverallarge characters, display the edition and reportershocked the innermost feelingscompletely. At that timetheirinnermost feelingscertainlyare the collapses, thisjokeopenedin a big way.
这一份报纸显然是仓促印出来的,报小说..纸的所有面上只有反复印着的照片,文章更是完全没有,只有中央的几个大字,完全表现出了编辑和记者惊呆了的内心。当时他们的内心一定是崩溃的,这玩笑开大了。Georgeputs aside the secondnewspaperconveniently, takes up the thirdnewspaper.乔治随手丢开第二份报纸,又拿起第三份报纸。
The thirdnewspaperwas more ambiguous, the overstrikingenlargement of headline, fullydoes not conform to the title of typesetting. Writeswith the crudestsimplewords.
第三份报纸就更含糊了,头条的加粗放大,完全不符合排版的标题。用最粗暴简单的话语写着。„Theyhit.”
“他们打起来了。”Aboveincreased the scene that severalDumbledoresandLord Voldemortfoughtcarelessly, in the picturehas the hotsnaketo wind around, ten thousandJianqiflew, clay sculpturenative of Malaysia. Scene that Lord VoldemortandDumbledoresbattle.
上面草草的增加了几张邓布利多和伏地魔战斗的场面,照片上有火蛇缭绕,万箭齐飞,泥塑马人。正是伏地魔与邓布利多交战的场景。Georgetakes up the fourthnewspaper.乔治又拿起第四份报纸。
The character on thisnewspaperwere many a point, but the contentis not joyful, canimagineobtains, others receivethisnewspapertime, will frighten the appearance.
这一份报纸上的字多了一点,但内容一点都不让人高兴,可以想像得出,其他人收到这份报纸的时候,会吓成样子。
The overstrikingenlargement of headline, fullydoes not conform to several lines of boldlarge characters of typesettingto write.
头条的加粗放大,完全不符合排版的几行粗体大字写着。„Dumbledoresdefeated, hewas dying, everyonehurriesto tidy upruns. The frontlinereportersends in the news said,Ihave prepared is not according to the circumstances right, immediatelyruns.”
“邓布利多败了,他要死了,大家赶紧收拾快跑吧。前线记者发来消息表示,我已经准备好见机不对,立刻就跑了。”„Dumbledoresis very goodto be very powerful, hesummonedno onehad seenten thousandsnakegiants. ButLord Voldemortwent against heaven's will, the bigfiendish personmustrule the world, Dumbledoreswas hungto hit, heis dyingimmediately. Everyonehurriesto tidy up, preparation, run.”
“邓布利多很好很强大,他召唤出了一个谁都没有见过的万蛇巨人。但伏地魔逆天了,大魔王要统治世界了,邓布利多被吊打啊,他马上就要死了。大家赶紧收拾收拾,准备,快跑吧。”Severallines of shockinglarge characters, were joined to a more frighteningpicture.
几行触目惊心的大字,配上了更让人心惊胆颤的照片。
The frontseveralpictures, areDumbledoressummonten thousandsnakegiantsto send the godgraciousnessgreatly the appearance, pursuesLord Voldemortto flee in panic. The toweringgiant on pictureis very imposing, even if away from the picture, can still see the fearfulness of thispowerfulgiant, the great strength of thismagicmost powerfulWizardcard in hand.
前面几张的照片,是邓布利多召唤出万蛇巨人大发神恩的样子,追得伏地魔仓皇逃窜。照片上的参天巨人好不威风,即使隔着照片,也能看出这威风凛凛的巨人的可怕,这魔法界最强大的巫师底牌的强大。Butwas a pityvery much, the followingseveralpicturesare more frightening. Green and lustrous, the thickfearfuldevilgreatsnake, twoas ifcanattract the personsoul the yellowbiglamp bowl. The toweringgiantquicklyturned into the deadwooddefeatwillow tree, Dumbledoresalsopouredbefore the body of devilgreatsnake.
但很可惜,后面的几张照片更加让人心惊胆颤。一头绿莹莹,粗大可怕的恶魔巨蛇,两只仿佛能吸人灵魂的黄色大灯盏。参天的巨人很快变成了枯枝败柳,邓布利多也倒在了恶魔巨蛇的身前。Isthesepictures, has detonatedentiremagicsufficiently, magicmost powerfulWizardDumbledoresthoroughsuffered defeat, even the lifemustdiscard. ButLord Voldemorthad the unprecedentedstrength, hadkilledeveryone'sstrengthwith ease.
仅仅是这几张照片,已经足以引爆整个魔法界,魔法界最强大的巫师邓布利多彻底的败北了,连性命都要丢掉了。而伏地魔拥有了前所未有的力量,拥有了轻松杀死所有人的力量。Thisno wonder, the reporterabsolutelydoes not have the confidence, preparedto escapeat any time. If not fordoes a smalldream of flash newsto hideis being ready to make troubleat heart, the reporterfeared that seesLord Voldemortto arrivefirst, fled to the wilderness.
这也怪不得,记者已经完全没有信心,随时准备逃跑了。若不是搞一个大新闻的小梦想藏在心里蠢蠢欲动,记者怕是见着伏地魔登场的第一,就落荒而逃了。Georgecanimagineobtains, suchnewshappens, what kind ofcontroversywill stirinmagic, feared that will bereallymanypeople, immediatelytidies uppreparesto escape.乔治能够想象得出,这样的新闻一旦出现,会在魔法界引起怎样的轩然大波,怕是会真的很多人,立刻收拾准备逃跑。Is goodbecause ofalsohas the followingnewspaper, heput out the newnewspaper.
好在还有接下来的报纸,他又拿出了新的一份报纸。
The content of thisnewspaperwas more relieved, abovewriteswith the large character of overstriking.
这份报纸的内容就让人安心多了,上面用加粗的大字写着。„Frontlinereportersaid,everyonecancontinueto tidy up, butleavesanxiouslyrunningtemporarily, askingeveryoneto pursuemomentarilywatches the latest report. The reporteralsorisked neckto stayin the frontline, matterhad the favorable turn.”
“前线记者表示,大家可以继续收拾,但暂时别急着跑,请大家随时追看最新的报道。记者还冒着生命危险呆在前线,事情出现了转机。”„Magicmost powerfulWizardhas changed playersunknowingly. Onegeneration of up-and-comerschange the early man, GeorgeSoros, the Hogwartsin historymost outstandingstudent, shouldchange to the Wizardworld, in historymost powerfulyoungWizard.”
“魔法界最强大的巫师不知不觉中已经换人了。一代新人换旧人,乔治索罗斯,霍格沃茨有史以来最优秀的学生,应该改为巫师世界,有史以来最强大的年轻巫师了。”„HesavedDumbledores, hechanged the bodygiant apeandLord Voldemortfightsinone, unlikeDumbledores'scollapsing at the first blow, GeorgeSorosgot the winning sidecompletely.”
“他救下了邓布利多,他变身巨猿与伏地魔战斗在了一起,与邓布利多的不堪一击完全不同,乔治索罗斯占据了上风。”Under the large characterincreasedseveralpictures.
大字下面又增添了几张照片。Picture that George and devilgreatsnakeconfronts, severalGeorgechange the magicgiant ape and devilgreatsnakefightsin the togetherpicture.
一张乔治与恶魔巨蛇对峙的照片,几张乔治变化成魔法巨猿与恶魔巨蛇战斗在一起的照片。In the sixthnewspaperdoes not have the picture of renewal, butwere manymanywriting and guesses, the writingwas finally more normal, the abovesmallcolumnwrote downsomesimplecontents.
第六份报纸上没有更新的照片,而是多了很多的文字和猜测,文字终于正常了一些,上面一个小栏写下了一些简单的内容。„Newspaperreporterstillinfrontline, but the newpicturedoes not have. GreatGeorgeSorosandLord Voldemortare fightingin the labyrinth, theirfightswere extremely intense, destroyed the magic of projection.”
“本报记者仍在前线,但新的照片已经没有了。伟大的乔治索罗斯与伏地魔正在迷宫内大战,他们的战斗太过激烈,破坏了投影的魔法。”„No oneis capable ofgoing to the short distanceto observetheirfights, is not goodincludingDumbledores. Everyoneleft the labyrinth, returned to the stand.”
“没有任何人有能力去近距离观察他们的战斗,包括邓布利多也不行。所有人都离开了迷宫,回到了看台。”„Taking advantage of the waiting that ingreatGeorgeSorosandLord Voldemortfight, the newspaperreporterleadseveryoneto organize the process that Lord Voldemortattacks. In the finalmoments of threestrongcompetitionfinals, a warriornamedCedricattained the championship.”
“借着伟大的乔治索罗斯与伏地魔战斗的等待中,本报记者带着大家疏理一下伏地魔来袭的经过。在三强争霸赛决赛的最后关头,一名叫塞德里克的勇士拿到了冠军奖杯。”„But the trophyas ifhas problems, turned into the trap, after Cedricattains the trophy, immediatelydrops down, in the trophies in threestrongcompetitionsprojects the blackdemonmark.”
“但奖杯似乎出了问题,变成了陷阱,塞德里克拿到奖杯后,立刻倒下了,三强争霸赛的奖杯里射出里黑魔印记。”„After this, the Hogwartsteachers and studentsrushed to the center of labyrinth, laterLord Voldemort and fooddeaddiscipleappearedin the labyrinthcenter. Lord Voldemortclaimed,wasDumbledores'splanhelpshimhave the opportunity of resurrecting, DumbledoresplannedmadeLord Voldemortusebloodresurrecting of Harry Potter.”
“在这之后,霍格沃茨的师生赶到了迷宫的中央,随后伏地魔与食死徒出现在了迷宫中央。伏地魔声称,是邓布利多的计划让他获得了复活的机会,邓布利多原打算让伏地魔用哈利波特的血液复活。”„It is said that thisconjunctionverylowblood, will makeLord Voldemortfall into the permanentfeebleness, butLord VoldemortDumbledores'splan, changed the material of resurrecting, letsbecomemore powerful.”
“据称,这种契合度很低的血液,会让伏地魔陷入永久的衰弱,但伏地魔了邓布利多的计划,更改了复活的材料,让变得更加强大。”„Not only that Lord Voldemortalsoaccusesto claim,makesthatprediction that hesuffers defeatisDumbledoresmakes, DumbledorestaughtLilyPotteronein secretwith the protectionincantation that the lifereleases. LuresLord Voldemortto actbythis, letshimandLilyPotterperishes together.”
“不仅如此,伏地魔还指责声称,令他败北的那个预言是邓布利多制造的,邓布利多私底下教授了莉莉波特一个用生命释放的保护咒。以此诱使伏地魔出手,让他与莉莉波特同归于尽。”„After this, Lord VoldemortchallengedDumbledoresdirectly, in the previouswarming upfight, Dumbledoreshadcertainadvantage. UntilLord Voldemortchangesas a devilgreatsnake, heeasilybeatDumbledores, whenhemustkillDumbledores.”
“在这之后,伏地魔正面挑战了邓布利多,此前的热身战斗中,邓布利多占据了一定优势。直到伏地魔变身为一条恶魔巨蛇,他轻易的击败了邓布利多,当他要杀死邓布利多的时候。”„GreatGeorgeSorosintendedto saveDumbledores, launched the decisive battlewithLord Voldemort. Now, everyoneis waiting fortheirfight, is waiting for the result of destiny.”
“伟大的乔治索罗斯出手救下了邓布利多,与伏地魔展开了决战。现在,所有人都在等着他们的战斗,等待着命运的结果。”
( To be continued.)
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