„sect master came back!” “宗主回来了！” „Junior Apprentice Sister Liu came back!” “柳师妹回来了！” All Times Sect, Li Fei shouts to shout loudly, the cultivating disciple gushes out warm welcome in abundance. 万古宗,李飞扯着嗓子大声喊道,正在修炼的弟子纷纷涌出热烈欢迎。 „Qingyang.” “青阳。” Just sat in the main hall, Jun Changxiao told: „This is newly the official apprentice, you arrange the arrangement.” 刚坐在大殿内,君常笑吩咐道:“这是新入门弟子,你去安排安排。” „Yes.” “是。” Li Qingyang brings Lin Yao to go to the inner courtyard. 李青阳带林耀前往内院。 „Elder Jiang.” “江长老。” Jun Changxiao said: „this throne left these days, nothing happened?” 君常笑道:“本座离开这些日子,没什么事情发生吧？” „Has!” “有！” Jiang Xie said: „Be responsible for sweeping clear Crossing Difficulty of inner courtyard, discovered that the Magic Transformation multipurpose vacuum cleaners, can absorb some unclean thing.” 江邪道:“负责清扫内院的渡难,发现魔改多功能吸尘器,可以摄取一些不干净的东西。” „ó?” “哦？” The Jun Changxiao vision exudes the surprise. 君常笑目光泛起诧异。 When the daily necessities that this refresh intermediate Beast Pill bought at that time, go to Sovereign City gives Crossing Difficulty, for sweeping clear the fallen leaf and dust on Martial Arts Field. 这当时刷新中级兽丹强买的日用品,前往皇城时交给渡难,用于清扫演武场上的落叶和灰尘。 „Shouted him.” “把他喊来。” „Yes.” “是。” Shortly, Crossing Difficulty walks into the main hall. 没多久,渡难走入大殿。 This fellow the elegant hair had previously shaved clean, ready ready Monk to become. 这家伙先前飘逸的头发已剃光,妥妥成和尚了。 It is not intentionally for it, mainly comes sect gate to grasp evil cultivator to kick out, the head rubs one piece on the flagstone, long comes out to require the time, shaves clean simply simply. 不是故意为之,主要来宗门抓邪修被踢出去,脑袋在石板上蹭掉一片,长出来需要时间,索性干脆剃光。 Let alone. 别说。 After the tonsure, the comprehension of Crossing Difficulty to Buddhist doctrine has a big growth, the model changed bare, grown stronger. 剃发之后,渡难对佛法的领悟有不小增长,典型变秃了,也变强了。 Jun Changxiao inquired: „Can vacuum cleaner attract the unclean thing?” 君常笑询问道:“吸尘器可以吸不干净的东西？” „Yes, sect master!” “是的,宗主！” Crossing Difficulty said: „By disciple observational study, this thing , not only can absorb the dust and junks, but can also absorb the evil aura.” 渡难道:“经弟子观察研究,此物不仅可以吸取灰尘和杂物,还能吸取邪气。” The matter mentioned also skillfully. 事说来也巧。 Some day, he routine takes the vacuum cleaner to clean inner courtyard Martial Arts Field. 某日,他例行拿着吸尘器打扫内院演武场。 Mo Shang is practicing coincidentally, the release evil aura, the result absorbs directly forcefully the energy. 墨殇刚巧正在修炼,释放邪气,结果直接将能量强行摄进去。 Jun Changxiao said: „Him shouted that demonstrates.” 君常笑道:“把他喊来演示一下。” Shortly. 没多久。 Mo Shang walked. 墨殇走了过来。 However, the head unexpectedly is brightly burnished brightly burnished. 不过,脑袋竟然锃亮锃亮的。 Jun Changxiao is surprised the different way: „Were you also disillusioned with the mortal world, become monk for the monk?” 君常笑诧异道:“你也看破红尘,出家为僧了？” „sect master.” “宗主。” Crossing Difficulty said: „The Senior Apprentice Brother Mo hair suction by the vacuum cleaner.” 渡难道:“墨师兄头发是被吸尘器吸走的。” Mentioned that this matter, the Mo Shang tears fell quickly. 提到这件事,墨殇眼泪都快落下来了。 Gets up early to go to the inner courtyard to cultivate, just released the evil aura, the energy is uncontrolled to be absorbed, the body has not stood firm, plants directly, the head aims at the flat nozzle, full pitch-black beautiful hair was attracted instantaneously. 早起去内院修炼,刚释放邪气,能量就不受控制被摄走,身子也没稳住,直接栽过去,脑袋对准扁吸嘴,满头乌黑秀发瞬间被吸进去。 Is good switches off because of Crossing Difficulty promptly, otherwise the scalp must attract. 好在渡难及时关掉,不然头皮都得吸进去。 After listening, Jun Changxiao sets out, patted the Mo Shang shoulder, said: „Was wronged......” 听完后,君常笑起身走下来,拍了拍墨殇肩膀,道:“受委屈了……” „Pū ha ha!” “噗哈哈！” „ha ha ha ha ha-” “哈哈哈哈哈--” ...... …… „sect master!” “宗主！” Martial Arts Field, the Mo Shang collapse said: „Do not test!” 演武场,墨殇崩溃道:“还是不要测试了吧！” „don’t talk nonsense.” “别废话。” Jun Changxiao takes the Magic Transformation vacuum cleaner, said: „Quickly releases your evil aura, how this throne comes to see suction!” 君常笑拿着魔改吸尘器,道:“赶快释放你的邪气,本座来看看到底怎么吸走的！” „Good.” “好吧。” Mo Shang very helpless releases the evil aura. 墨殇很无奈的将邪气释放出来。 „pā!” “啪！” The Jun Changxiao start vacuum cleaner, the strong suction erupts immediately, the flat nozzle just places the ground, the dust stone is received immediately. 君常笑启动吸尘器,强劲吸力顿时爆发,扁吸嘴刚好放在地上,尘土石块顿时被收入其中。 In this time, strange happened exactly! 恰在此时,奇怪一幕发生！ Gathered in the evil aura of Mo Shang outside the body, suddenly is uncontrolled to fly. 原本汇聚在墨殇体外的邪气,突然不受控制飞过去。 „Also really can absorb the evil aura?” Jun Changxiao is surprised the different way. “还真能摄取邪气？”君常笑诧异道。 Mo Shang is with trepidation throughout, was stood firm the body by oneself forcefully, no longer delivers the head automatically. But he does not pass, flat nozzle fly, must shortly with the forehead close contact...... 墨殇始终提心吊胆,强行让自己稳住身子,不再把脑袋自动送上门。可是他不过去,扁吸嘴自己飞来,眼瞅着就要和脑门亲密接触…… „pā!” “啪！” Jun Changxiao quickly closes. 君常笑急忙关上。 The suction dissipates immediately, Mo Shang is startled the paralysis on the ground. 吸力顿时消散,墨殇惊得瘫在地上。 flat Xizui plants the suction of eruption, although is not strength of the terrifying, when touches with his body, feels this to be attracted sincerely, within the body evil aura absorbs is the minor matter, the scalp did not have is the important matter! 扁吸嘴种爆发的吸力,虽然不是什么恐怖之力,但就在与他身体触及之际,深切感受到这要被吸上,体内邪气摄走是小事,头皮没了是大事！ „Indeed mysterious.” Jun Changxiao vision twinkle surprise. “的确神奇。”君常笑目光闪烁诧异。 The daily necessities of this purchase, can absorb the evil aura conveniently unexpectedly, is really above imagines Ah. 这种随手购买的日用品,竟然能摄取邪气,实在超乎想象啊。 „Qingyang.” “青阳。” Jun Changxiao said: „Releases your spirit energy.” 君常笑道:“释放你的灵能。” He also wants to try this thing also to have the ingestion function to normal martial cultivator. 他还想试试这玩意是不是对正常武修也有摄取功能。 Finally is very disappointed, because after Li Qingyang releases spirit energy, was not affected by the suction, even flat nozzle resentment on face, has suction slightly merely, cannot pull the body. 结果很失望,因为李青阳释放灵能后,并不受吸力影响,甚至将扁吸嘴怼在脸上,也仅仅有稍微吸力,并不能扯走皮肉。 Also shouted Yao Mengying. 又喊来姚梦莹。 Draws the conclusion after the test is, can absorb demon qi that she releases. 经测试得出结论是,可以摄取她释放的魔气。 „Got it.” “明白了。” Jun Changxiao said: „The Magic Transformation multipurpose vacuum cleaners, have not affected to normal martial cultivator, two cultivates the effect on the demon only.” 君常笑道:“魔改多功能吸尘器,对正常武修没作用,唯独对邪魔两修有效果。” „Words said.” “话说。” He holds the chin saying: „If is used to cope with the evil sect, is very effective?” 他托着下巴道:“如果用来对付邪宗,是不是很有效呢？” This effective, not only need absorb, but can also absorb high realm. 这个有效不仅要摄取,还能摄取高境界的。 „Old Ding.” “丁老。” Jun Changxiao said: „You come to release the evil aura.” 君常笑道:“你来把邪气释放一下。” Mo Shang evil cultivator of but Martial King level, he needs to test Five Absolutes Evil Saint such Martial Saint after all! 墨殇终归只是武王层次的邪修,他需要来测试五绝邪圣这样的武圣！ Ding Xingwang said proudly: „sect master, this vacuum cleaner, although is a little strange, but wants to absorb my evil aura to fear that cannot achieve.” 丁兴旺傲然道:“宗主,这吸尘器虽然有点诡异,但想摄取我的邪气怕是做不到。” In age that Martial Emperor is not born, as evil school Martial Saint’s he, completely has the capital of showing disdain for the outstanding heroes! 在武帝不出世的年代,身为邪派武圣的他,完全有傲视群雄的资本！ „Tries.” “试试。” „Good.” “那好吧。” Ding Xingwang stands in same place, the whole body erupts the domineering evil aura immediately, half evil cultivator Mo Shang and he compares, simply is the ant under big mountain foot! 丁兴旺立在原地,周身顿时爆发出强势的邪气,半个邪修的墨殇和他比起来,简直就是大山脚下的蚂蚁！ Nearby Crossing Difficulty corners of the mouth pull out. 旁边的渡难嘴角微抽。 Originally, this Elder Ding is not only evil cultivator, but also is terrifying, does the courage where oneself previously came, dare to submerge All Times Sect secretly? 原来,这个丁长老不仅是邪修,而且还非常恐怖,自己先前哪来的勇气,敢偷偷潜入万古宗？ „pā!” “啪！” Jun Changxiao turns on the vacuum cleaner, the suction erupts immediately, although felt the evil aura to want him to absorb, but the strength cannot. 君常笑打开吸尘器,吸力顿时爆发,虽然感受到了邪气很想将其摄过来,但始终力不能及。 „sect master.” “宗主。” Ding Xingwang said: „Is useless to me.” 丁兴旺道:“对我无用。” Jun Changxiao lifts the hand, builds before the button on handle, said: „Adjusts two grades.” 君常笑抬起手,搭在手柄上的按钮前,道:“调二档。” The Magic Transformation multipurpose vacuum cleaners have similar ventilator same velocity modulation function, is divided into one, two and three to keep off. 魔改多功能吸尘器有类似风扇一样调速功能,分为一、二、三挡。 Crossing Difficulty with one grade, because enough absorbed the leaf and dust. 渡难都是用一档,因为足够摄取树叶和尘土了。 „pā!” “啪！” Two grades of starts. 二档启动。 „Hū---” “呼---” Shortly, the flat nozzle place has the powerful the suction, even if maintains enough distance with the ground, the dust and leaf were also received immediately. 顷刻间,扁吸嘴处产生强力的吸力,哪怕与地面保持足够距离,尘土和树叶也顿时被收进去。 The Ding Xingwang complexion changes! 丁兴旺脸色微变！ He at this moment has felt, the evil aura was being pulled by some strength, but controllable range. 此刻的他已经感受到,邪气正被某种力量拉扯,不过尚在可控范围。 „Isn't good?” “还不行？” „pā!” “啪！” Third gear opening! 三档开启！ „hū hū shouted---” “呼呼呼---” Stronger suction promotion, Crossing Difficulty and Mo Shang and the others saw clearly, is centered on the dust and fallen leaf within sect master more than ten zhang (3.33 m) is all attracted instantaneously. 更强劲的吸力提升,渡难和墨殇等人清晰看到,以宗主为中心十多丈内的尘土和落叶全被瞬间吸进去。 The Ding Xingwang complexion is dignified suddenly. 丁兴旺脸色顿然凝重起来。 The third gear suction erupts, gathers the evil aura of whole body unable to suppress completely, toward changing the flat nozzle extends. 三档吸力爆发出来,汇聚周身的邪气完全压不住,正朝变扁吸嘴延伸过去。 Although he has been restraining diligently, but can only postpone to fly merely the past time. 虽然他一直在努力克制,但仅仅只能暂缓飞过去的时间。 The present picture is. 现在的画面是。 The strong suction erupts, the forcing evil aura, between both is getting more and more near. 强劲吸力爆发,生拉硬拽邪气,两者间越来越近。 „What kind of?” Jun Changxiao said. “怎么样？”君常笑道。 Ding Xingwang complexion ugly say/way: „Also can...... shoulder......” 丁兴旺脸色难看道:“还能……扛住……” On the mouth said that but is at heart clear, if not maintain enough distance with it quickly, release the evil aura will definitely be received! 嘴上这么说,但心里清楚,如果不赶快与之保持足够距离,释放出的邪气肯定会被收进去！ Third gear mode can embarrass Martial Saint, the suction that obviously has had the multi- terrors. 三档模式能让一名武圣如此难堪,可见产生的吸力有多恐怖了。 Naturally. 当然。 Lies in Ding Xingwang allows to make the vacuum cleaner attract. 仅仅在于丁兴旺准许让吸尘器这么吸。 If trades to be the enemy, others may the earliest possible time leave greatly, when the time comes has not affected. 如果换做敌人,人家大可第一时间离开,到时候就没作用了。 „Such being the case.” “既然如此。” Jun Changxiao said dignifiedly: „Only can open strengthens mode!” 君常笑凝重道:“就只能开启增强模式了！” „pā!” “啪！” The words finish, on red button. 话毕,点在红色按钮上。 „Ding! The host success turns on the multipurpose vacuum cleaners to strengthen mode, consumes 100 contribution value points.” “叮！宿主成功开启多功能吸尘器增强模式,消耗100点贡献值。” „Ding! sect contribution value: 49900 / 50000.” “叮！门派贡献值:49900/50000。” „fuck!” “尼玛！” The Jun Changxiao collapse said: „Flowered so many!” 君常笑崩溃道:“花这么多！” „hū hū---” “呼呼---” „hū hū ------” “呼呼------” When collapse, in the flat nozzle erupted compared with it immediately previously a more terrifying suction, has almost not grasped steadily lets go to depart directly. 崩溃之际,扁吸嘴内顿时爆发比之先前更强更恐怖的吸力,差点没抓稳直接脱手飞出。 The Ding Xingwang complexion changes with amazement, the evil aura of release such as the aerial drainage flood wells up immediately! 丁兴旺脸色骇然大变,释放的邪气顿时如泄流洪水涌去！ Cannot control, even the body controls cannot trig, with ‚thump thump thump’ staggers to go, finally the head sews on the flat nozzle directly! 根本控制不住,甚至于身体控也制不住,跟着‘噔噔噔’踉跄而去,最后脑袋直接钉在扁吸嘴上！ „It is not good!” “不好！” Jun Changxiao calls out in alarm one, quickly switches off the vacuum cleaner. 君常笑惊呼一声,急忙关掉吸尘器。 However, although the suction stops instantaneously, but after Ding Xingwang and flat nozzle are separated, that old also had connotation full Touhui to send all did not have, a head piece shiny shiny. 然而,吸力虽然瞬间停止,可丁兴旺和扁吸嘴脱离后,那苍老又有内涵的满头灰发全都没了,脑袋一片锃亮锃亮。 „Ah ------” “啊-----—” „My cover hair!” “我的茂密头发！” „......” “……” The Jun Changxiao corners of the mouth pull out, comfort saying: „Old Ding, should not be sad, this throne finds the way to make one bottle of overlord shampoos to you, to come out with should be able a duang span from now on!” 君常笑嘴角一抽,安慰道:“丁老,别伤心,本座想办法给你弄一瓶霸主洗发水,用过后应该能duang一下全长出来！”