Guilin City explosion. 桂林城爆炸了。 In the city martial artist was discussing! 城内武者都在争相议论！ Originally, previously recruited Sect Master Jun of disciple in Huamanlou is the fake goods, spends the youngster who 10,000 taels goes is really Sect Master Jun! 原来,先前在花满楼招募弟子的君掌门是冒牌货,花一万两进去的少年才是真君掌门！ A little randomly, a little circles. 有点乱,有点绕。 many martial artist analyzes the most talent to stroke smooth the matter. 很多武者足足分析大半天才把事情捋顺。 „I said, Sect Master Jun enrolls the Heavenly Edict Academy students unable to receive, how to possibly come our Guilin City to recruit the disciple!” “我就说,君掌门收天谕学府学生都收不过来,怎么可能会来我们桂林城招募弟子呢！” „How didn't you say from the beginning?” “你一开始怎么不说？” „I...... I said that you can believe!” “我……我说了,你们能信吗！” „, Belated action!” “切,马后炮！” „Major patriarch this time lost face to lose in a big way.” “各大家主这次丢脸丢大了。” The people while are loving dearly patriarch in Guilin City, is paying silent tribute for that fake goods. 众人都在心疼着桂林城内的家主们的同时,也在为那冒牌货默哀。 Sect Master Jun is a fierce person. 君掌门是个猛人。 You pretend to be him, was held by him, this result is definitely pitiful! 你冒充他,又被他抓住,这结局肯定非常悲惨！ ...... …… „Sect Master Jun!” “君掌门！” The open country, the white clothing youngster was tying up by vine rope, the whole person hangs upside down on the tree, the whole face hyperemia said: „I...... I made a mistake, I later do not dare, but also please bountiful my poor life!” 野外,白衣少年被藤绳绑着,整个人倒吊在树上,满脸充血道:“我……我错了,我以后再也不敢了,还请饶了我这条小命吧！” Jun Changxiao has not paid attention, is taking inventory his space ring. 君常笑没理会,在清点他的空间戒指。 Money is a lot. 钱不少。 6.002 million. 六百万两。 A yellow powder that passes sends the vigorous imposing manner, wants small item that comes then pretends to be the Sword and Martial Double King imposing manner. 还有一种透发浑厚气势的黄色粉末,想来便是冒充剑武双王气势的小道具了。 „Un?” “嗯？” Jun Changxiao saw named ‚deceives record’ diary. 君常笑又看到一本名为‘行骗录’的日记本。 Opens one page casually, above records the white clothing youngster to deceive the record each time, calculates from the date, really had ten years! 随便翻开一页,上面记载白衣少年每次行骗纪录,从日期来算,竟然有十年了！ Deceives for the first time in an eighth time. 第一次行骗是在八岁时候。 Deceives the little girl to kiss by the sugar bean initially, finally took the stick to pursue ten li (0.5 km) by the parents. 以糖豆骗小女孩初吻,最后被人家父母拿着棍子追十里地。 Second deceiving. 第二次行骗。 Deceives for the third time...... 第三次行骗…… Until turns to the last page, deceiving the number of times total is 2019 times. 直至翻到最后一页,行骗次数共计为2019次。 Closes to deceive the record, Jun Changxiao corner of the mouth twitches said: „Boy, your is not deceiving every day, Ah on road of deceiving.” 合上行骗录,君常笑嘴角抽搐道:“小子,你这每天不是在行骗,就是在行骗的路上啊。” During ten years deceive more than 2000 times, this absolutely is a swindler who has willpower. 十年间行骗两千多次,这绝对是一个有毅力的骗子。 „Monarch...... Sect Master Jun.” “君……君掌门。” The white clothing youngster accompanies the weeping voice saying: „On me has 180 -year-old mother, below has one group of crying for food younger brother younger sisters, but also please the Sir have massive, forgave my dog's life.” 白衣少年伴着哭腔道:“我上有一百八十岁老母,下有一群嗷嗷待哺的弟弟妹妹,还请你大人有大量,饶了我这条狗命吧。” „sect master.” “掌门。” Liu Wanshi said: „What he said is real?” 柳婉诗道:“他说的是真的吗？” Jun Changxiao shakes the head, said: „This boy mouthful truth, easily should not be deceived by him.” 君常笑摇摇头,道:“这小子满嘴没一句实话,不要轻易被他骗了。” White clothing youngster sorrowfully howling say/way: „Sect Master Jun, I, although deceives to be innumerable on Jianghu, but this time real, has not deceived you absolutely!” 白衣少年悲痛地嗷嚎道:“君掌门,我虽在江湖上行骗无数次,但这次是真的,绝对没骗你！” „Right?” “是吗？” Jun Changxiao walks, a fist bang comes without delay. 君常笑走过来,二话不说一拳轰过来。 Bang- 嘭-- „wā!” “哇！” The white clothing youngster spurts the blood. 白衣少年喷血而出。 The Sect Master Jun strength acts bashful is very good, namely gave him the pain, has not harmed and life. 君掌门力量拿捏的很好,即给了他痛苦,又没伤及性命。 „Sect Master Jun...... I...... I made a mistake......” “君掌门……我……我错了……” Bang! Bang! Bang! 嘭！嘭！嘭！ The Jun Changxiao rainstorm pear flower is oppressive. 君常笑暴雨梨花虐起来。 The moment time, the white clothing youngster by oppressive black and blue, was then hard to withstand fainting of pain in the past. 片刻功夫,白衣少年便是被虐的鼻青脸肿,难以承受痛苦的昏死过去。 „Isn't this good?” “这就不行了？” Jun Changxiao shakes the head, conducts the back toward Hurricane Wolf King him loses, said: „Dudu, we continue to hurry along.” 君常笑摇摇头,将他往飓风狼王背上一丢,道:“嘟嘟,我们继续赶路。” After several double-hour . 几个时辰后。 The white clothing youngster comes soberly, the whole body bone must break probably. 白衣少年清醒过来,全身骨头都好像要散架了。 „Awoke?” “醒了？” Jun Changxiao said: „That continues oppressively.” 君常笑道:“那就继续虐。” Bang! Bang! Bang! 嘭！嘭！嘭！ Did not have a while, the white clothing youngster by oppressive fainting in the past. 没一会儿,白衣少年又被虐的昏死过去。 Two days of road walks, he was almost wreaked havoc once in a while, it may be said that lives to might as well die. 两天路走下来,他几乎每隔一段时间就被施暴,可谓生不如死。 Jun Changxiao has not wanted this person of life. 君常笑也没要此人性命。 Walks oppressively, finally him oppressively to Ironbone School. 就这么走一路虐一路,最终把他虐到铁骨派。 Dares to pretend to be own given name to deceive outside, a blade butchered was a pity, must therefore suffer him slowly. 敢冒充自己的名号在外面行骗,一刀宰了多可惜,所以必须慢慢折磨他。 When Sect Master Jun returns to Ironbone School, the Heavenly Edict King City promulgation law, any will pretend to be the person of Ironbone School sect master to will certainly punish mercilessly. 君掌门返回铁骨派时,天谕王城颁布律令,任何冒充铁骨派掌门之人必将严惩不贷。 In order to punish one as a warning to others. 为了杀鸡儆猴。 Was closed the fake goods in firmness, but also has been punished in the presence of everyone, egregious discards cultivation base directly. 被关在牢里的冒牌货,还当众得到严惩,性质恶劣的更是直接废掉一身修为。 ...... …… „sect master and Dudu came back!” “掌门和嘟嘟回来了！” The Su Xiaomo big throat makes a sound in the outer court, on the cultivating disciple face exudes the wild with joy color. 苏小沫大嗓子在外院响起来,正在修炼的弟子脸上泛起狂喜之色。 They think is not sect master, what thought is Liu Wanshi. 他们想的不是掌门,想的是柳婉诗。 In these days of because not being, eats food that Second Senior Apprentice Brother makes, is such as swallows rice polishings xi completely! 因为不在的这些天里,吃二师兄做的饭,完全就是如咽糠粞！ Li Qingyang is also very excited. 李青阳也很激动。 Little Apprentice Sister comes back, oneself no longer went to the kitchen finally! 小师妹回来,自己终于不再下厨了！ „senior apprentice brother were thin.” “师兄们都瘦了。” Liu Wanshi looks at everyone grievedly, the eye was moist. 柳婉诗心痛的看着大家伙儿,眼睛湿润了。 Su Xiaomo and Li Fei and the others are also in abundance tears, almost hugs to wail in the same place. 苏小沫和李飞等人也是纷纷泪目,差点抱在一起嚎啕大哭起来。 „Cries a wool.” “哭个毛。” Jun Changxiao said: „Dudu won the cook Great Competition championship, to this throne happy smiles!” 君常笑道:“嘟嘟夺得了厨艺大比的冠军,都给本座开开心心的笑起来！” „Little Apprentice Sister powerful!” “小师妹威武！” „Little Apprentice Sister powerful!” “小师妹威武！” Su Xiaomo and the others shout in abundance. 苏小沫等人纷纷呼喊起来。 pā! 啪！ Magic Transformation Sound Speaker opens, sings: „Reforms the spring breeze to blow everywhere...... simultaneous/uniform Delong, simultaneous/uniform Dongqiang......” 魔改音响打开,唱起:“改革春风吹满地……齐德隆,齐东强……” On Martial Arts Field. 演武场上。 Under several thousand disciples in ‚the king of reciting poetry’ Divine Comedy, as well as sect master lead, cheerful dancing. 数千名弟子在‘念诗之王’神曲,以及掌门带领下,欢快的跳起舞来。 The original formula, is the original flavor. 还是原来的配方,还是原来的味道。 ...... …… „Wū wū......” “呜呜呜……” In cafeteria, when Su Xiaomo eats the meal that Liu Wanshi made, immediately tears class/flow whole face. 食堂内,当苏小沫吃了一口柳婉诗做的饭菜,顿时泪流满脸。 Li Fei and the others are also in a complete mess of crying. 李飞等人也是哭的一塌糊涂。 „Two...... Second Senior Apprentice Brother.” “二……二师兄。” Su Xiaomo builds on the Tian Qi shoulder, is crying the say/way: „...... You do not mind, we do not shut out the food that you make to be unpalatable...... wū wū......” 苏小沫搭在田七肩膀上,哭着道:“你……你别介意,我们绝不是嫌弃你做的饭难吃……呜呜呜……” ...... …… After eating food that Liu Wanshi has made, the Ironbone School disciple glows the new student|life, full of vigor walks from the cafeteria. 吃过柳婉诗做的饭后,铁骨派弟子焕发新生,精神饱满从食堂走出来。 However, quick also encircles the white clothing youngster. 不过,很快也将白衣少年围起来。 „Boy.” “小子。” Su Xiaomo walks, grins to say with a smile: „Dares to pretend to be sect master, your courage is really big.” 苏小沫走过来,咧嘴笑道:“敢冒充掌门,你胆子真大。” „Li Fei!” “李飞！” He shouts to shout: „Joyful football serves!” 他扯着嗓子喊道:“快乐足球伺候！” „Good!” “好嘞！” shuā! 刷！ Li Fei falls back on beyond hundred meters, places the under foot joyful football. 李飞退到百米外,将快乐足球放在脚下。 Although the white clothing youngster does not know that what that is, but a dangerous feeling well ups, therefore said panic-stricken: „Why you...... you must......” 白衣少年虽然不知那是何物,但一股危险感涌上心头,于是惊恐道:“你……你要干什么……” Bang! 嘭！ The Li Fei big foot opens, the rubber ball drags to entrain the arc to fly, accurate incomparable bang on his face. 李飞大脚一开,皮球拖拽弧线飞过去,精准无比轰在他脸上。 This kicks has tasteful, because center after joyful football on white clothing youngster face, very perfect rebound. 这一脚踢得非常有讲究,因为快乐足球正中白衣少年脸上后,又非常完美的反弹回来。 Bang! 嘭！ Li Fei starts again, joyful football explodes shoots to go. 李飞再次起脚,快乐足球爆射而去。 Bang! Bang! Bang! 嘭！嘭！嘭！ Before the goal, the white clothing youngster tied hands on the chair, the joyful rubber ball drags to entrain the arc, bang on his face, times rebound. 球门前,白衣少年被五花大绑在椅子上,快乐皮球拖拽弧线,一次次轰在他脸上,一次次反弹回去。 The scene is horrible to look at! 场面可谓惨不忍睹！ If the China football team has Li Fei such footwork, what Chouti does not have/leave Asia, cannot score World Cup. 如果华夏足球队有李飞这样的脚法,何愁踢不出亚洲,踢不进世界杯呢。 ...... …… „sect master.” “掌门。” Just sat in the main hall, Li Qingyang reported: „Inner courtyard has transformed.” 刚坐在大殿上,李青阳来报道:“内院已经改造完毕。” „How many people can accommodate?” Jun Changxiao said. “能容纳多少人？”君常笑道。 Li Qingyang said: „After the transformation and extension of disciple, can accommodate 20,000 people now.” 李青阳道:“经弟子的改造和扩建,现在可以容纳两万人。” „20,000 people.” “两万人么。” Jun Changxiao twittering said: „Is temporarily sufficient.” 君常笑呢喃道:“暂时还算够用。” „Right.” “对了。” He said: „, Will soon after have a group of students to enter the faction, you are responsible for arranging.” 他道:“不久之后,会有一批学生入派,你负责安排一下。” „Student?” “学生？” Li Qingyang is a little puzzled, said: „Yes.” 李青阳有点不解,却也道:“是。” In the afternoon. 下午时分。 Chu Xiunan and Huo Ling and the others then rushed to Ironbone School. 楚修南和霍灵等人便赶到了铁骨派。 When they just walked into the outer court, but also without appreciates the sect construction with enough time, saw that Li Fei was still kicking joyful football, still at bang on white clothing youngster face. 当他们刚走入外院,还没来得及欣赏门派建筑,就看到李飞仍在踢着快乐足球,仍在一次次轰在白衣少年脸上。 Bang! 嘭！ Bang! 嘭！ Foot two feet, the foot foot is explosive. 一脚两脚,脚脚劲爆。 Huo Ling and the others looked at the corners of the mouth fiercely to twitch, looks at behind the raising intermittent chill in the air. 霍灵等人看得嘴角剧烈抽搐,看得背后升起阵阵寒意。 What situation is this? 这是什么情况？ In the disciple who the penalty does violate religious commandment? 难道,在惩罚犯戒的弟子？ Thinks that Jun Changxiao previously in violent that the school displayed, they realized immediately, this sect affirmed all was one crowd wreaks havoc crazy Ah! 想到君常笑先前在学府表现的那么暴力,他们顿时就意识到,这个门派肯定全是一群施暴狂啊！ Father, mother. 爹,娘。 Child seemed like the dangerous spot! 孩儿好像进了龙潭虎穴！