SSAT :: Volume #3

#255: The sect master life is hard, can withstand to toss about


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„Does senior apprentice brother, eat the meat today?” 师兄,今天吃肉了没?” Ate, the thief is fragrant!” “吃了,贼香!” Little Dragondragon falls into the deep sleep, no longer snatches the meat to eat, the Ironbone School atmosphere immediately becomes joyful, the disciples meet to greet are happily. 小龙龙陷入深度睡眠,不再来抢肉吃,铁骨派气氛马上变得快乐起来,弟子们见面打招呼都是开开心心的。 Naturally. 当然。 It is not everyone is happy because of the sleep of fire dragon. 不是所有人因为火龙的睡眠而开心。 For example Liu Wanshi, she sits on the dining table, holding the chin saying: sect master, when Little Dragondragon can wake up.” 比如柳婉诗,她坐在饭桌上,托着下巴道:“掌门,小龙龙什么时候可以醒来呀。” Jun Changxiao ate a vegetable/dish saying: Should take 2-3 months.” 君常笑吃了口菜道:“应该需要2-3个月吧。” Liu Wanshi said: I heard that many special Fierce Beast has the sleep evolution, really hopes that Little Dragondragon can also maintain the original design, otherwise is not cute.” 柳婉诗道:“我听说很多特殊凶兽都有睡眠进化,真希望小龙龙还能保持原样,否则就不可爱了。” Jun Changxiao almost spurts the vegetable/dish. 君常笑差点把菜喷出来。 I burn so much money, is to make it grow up to guard the family in a big hurry, you hope that it maintains the original design, which type of Ah this makes! 我烧那么多钱,就是要让它快快长大好看家护院,你希望它保持原样,这是闹哪样 On the other hand. 话说回来。 This girl actually knows the sleep evolution, but also really surprises people. 这女孩竟然知道睡眠进化,还真让人意外。 Right, sect master.” “对了,掌门。” Liu Wanshi said with a smile: I have been studying vegetable/dish that recently can the lifting capacity size, now has succeeded, do you want to taste?” 柳婉诗笑道:“我最近一直在研究可以提升力量值的菜,如今已经成功,你要不要尝尝?” „The vegetable/dish of lifting capacity size?” Jun Changxiao is stunned. “提升力量值的菜?”君常笑愕然。 Liu Wanshi is proud: This is I studies, after eating, can within certain amount of time the lifting capacity size, moreover no side effect!” 柳婉诗自豪道:“这是我自己研究出来的,吃了以后可以在一定时间内提升力量值,而且还没任何副作用!” Is so fierce?” “这么厉害?” Jun Changxiao is startled, said: Comes, this throne tastes.” 君常笑一怔,道:“来来,本座尝尝。” Waits for, I take.” “等一下,我去拿。” Liu Wanshi enters the kitchen, then the serving meal box walks, said: This was I just did this morning, not cool, sect master ate before it's too late.” 柳婉诗进入厨房,然后端着饭盒走来,道:“这是我今天早上刚做出来的,还没凉呢,掌门趁热吃。” Turns on the lunch box, no difference that inside meal and usually makes. 打开饭盒,里面饭菜和平常做的没什么区别。 Jun Changxiao questioned secretly: „Can meals also the lifting capacity size, this rather too xuanhuan?” 君常笑不禁暗自质疑道:“膳食也能提升力量值,这未免太玄幻了吧?” system said: host lived in the xuanhuan world.” 系统道:“宿主本来就活在玄幻世界里。” Good that said is reasonable, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly. 说的好有道理,我竟无言以对。 Jun Changxiao holds up the chopsticks, clamps a meat to place in the mouth, the slow strip thin principle chews, then whole person dumb as a wooden chicken. 君常笑举起筷子,夹一块肉放在口中,慢条细理嚼起来,然后整个人呆若木鸡 But the fragrance is not fat, tender, but is not greasy! 香而不肥,嫩而不腻! My God! 我的天! Too was simply delicious! 简直太好吃了! Jun Changxiao is chewing repeatedly, the state of mind becomes fluctuating to be uncertain with the good food. 君常笑一遍遍嚼着,心境随着美食而变得起伏不定。 That quarter, his soul seems flies from the main body, from time to time seems sets up in the vault of heaven, from time to time seems stands in the summit, from time to time seems in the sea has a good swim unrestrained! 那刻,他的灵魂好似飞离本体,时而好似立身于苍穹,时而好似站在山巅,时而又好似在大海中无拘无束畅游! Eats meal the soul that eats to flutter, was this too exaggerating? 吃饭都吃的灵魂飘荡,这太夸张了吧? Feels exaggeratingly, can make up movie Food God of star master, can have a look at Chinese small chief. 觉着夸张的,可以去补补星爷的电影食神,可以去看看中华小当家 Jun Changxiao lowers the head to start to eat in gulps. 君常笑低头开始大口大口吃起来。 The movement seems like, although ungraceful, but to this grade of good food, has the highest respect. 动作看上去虽然不雅,但对这等美食,却有着最崇高的敬意。 Can do eats clean, cannot have any waste! 能做的就是吃光,不能有任何浪费! As food of delicacy enters the abdomen unceasingly, one thermal energy erupts in within the body, the strength is also raised. 随着美味的食物不断入腹,一汩汩热能在体内爆发而出,力量也随之提升。 This......” Jun Changxiao shock. “这……”君常笑震惊不已。 The thermal energy transforms into the strength, although is very slow, but is actually promotion Ah really! 热能转换为力量虽然很缓慢,但却是实打实的提升 Was too mysterious, too xuanhuan!” “太神奇了,太玄幻了!” system cannot bear exclaim. 系统都忍不住惊叹道。 In Falling Star Great Continent, pill medicine of improvement strength has, but promotes by one bowl of food, this is absolutely rare! 星陨大陆,提升力量的丹药有,但靠一碗饭提升上来,这绝对罕见至极! Finally, Jun Changxiao the slicing meat vegetable/dish in box lunch, including the cleanness that the cooking liquor eats completely, at once stands up. 最后,君常笑将盒饭里的一切肉菜,包括汤汁全部吃的干干净净,旋即站起身来。 kā chā!” 咔嚓!” The double fist grasps, is powerful! 双拳一握,力量十足! Liu Wanshi winks the big eye saying: „Does sect master, how feel?” 柳婉诗眨着大眼睛道:“掌门,感觉怎么样?” Crooked Gourde!” Jun Changxiao said. “歪瑞古德!”君常笑道。 Although cannot understand these words meaning, but from the sect master expression, is certainly satisfied! 虽然听不懂这句话意思,但从掌门表情来看,一定非常满意! Liu Wanshi said with a smile: According to my speculation, this bowl of meals can promote about 20% in the original strength.” 柳婉诗笑道:“根据我的推测,这碗饭菜可以在原有力量上提升20%左右。” Almost.” “差不多。” Jun Changxiao has not tested, but also roughly infers, oneself present strength value from 100,000 has been raised to 120,000. 君常笑没去测试,但也大致推断出,自己现在力量值已经从10万提升到12万。 Has one bowl of food to promote 20,000 strengths, this personally experiences, is really unbelievable! 吃一碗饭就能提升2万力量,这要不是亲身经历,实在难以置信! Dudu!” 嘟嘟!” Jun Changxiao said: How long does this effect continue?” 君常笑道:“这种效果持续多久?” Liu Wanshi holds the chin, said: I just studied, but also in experimental stage, therefore cannot set the time.” 柳婉诗托着下巴,道:“我才刚刚研究出来,还处于试验阶段,所以不能确定时间。” Originally tries...... 原来是试…… Wait a minute! 等等! The Jun Changxiao look changes, corner of the mouth twitches said: „Did you regard the white mouse this throne?” 君常笑神色一变,嘴角抽搐道:“你把本座当成了小白鼠?” Hee hee.” “嘻嘻。” Liu Wanshi smiles mischievously, said: sect master strength, naturally must try, said again but food, will not eat to go wrong.” 柳婉诗调皮一笑,道:“掌门实力强,自然要来试一试,再说只是一顿饭而已,不会吃出毛病来。” If in this world some people, because makes mistakes can also avoid the punishment, that only has one type. 这世上如果有人因为犯错还可以免于处罚,那就只有一种。 Smile of loli! luoli的微笑! Jun Changxiao came one to find the clue make to kill, said: Looks in the meal not wrong share, this throne does not investigate.” 君常笑来了一个摸头杀,道:“看在饭菜不错份上,本座就不追究了。” However, the words just said that the strength of promoting contracts immediately, his both legs one soft, not running errands booth on seat. 但是,话刚说完,提升上来的力量顿时收缩回去,他双腿一软,不听使唤摊在座椅上。 sect master!” 掌门!” Liu Wanshi said flustered: You how?” 柳婉诗慌张道:“你怎么了?” Jun Changxiao said: Entire...... the whole body is incapable, has a dizzy spell......” 君常笑道:“全……全身无力,头晕目眩……” Was saying to be saying, shows the whites of the eyes, mouth blowout foam. 说着说着,翻起白眼,嘴里喷出白沫。 This may scare Liu Wanshi, she quickly shouts greatly: „It is not good, is not good, sect master is dying!” 这可把柳婉诗吓坏了,她急忙大喊道:“不好了,不好了,掌门要死了!” Originally can also insist that a while Sect Master Jun, hears the small girl last few words, lies on the dining table directly faints. 本来还能坚持一会儿的君掌门,听到小丫头最后一句话,直接趴在饭桌上昏死过去。 What's wrong! What's wrong!” “怎么了!怎么了!” Su Xiaomo takes the lead to clash, sees to roll the eyes to spit the foam sect master, startled say/way: „Was this by the Little Dragondragon fever?” 苏小沫率先冲过来,看到翻白眼吐白沫的掌门,惊道:“这是被小龙龙烧了?” It is not right! 不对呀! The little fellow was not the hibernation! 那小家伙不是冬眠了吗! shuā! 刷! In the meantime, Li Qingyang catches up, saw that the sect master situation is not wonderful, dashes about wildly to go to toward Medicine Hall his back immediately. 就在此时,李青阳赶过来,看到掌门情况不妙,立马将其背起来朝药堂狂奔而去。 ...... …… Outside Medicine Hall. 药堂外。 The numerous disciple whole faces are waiting for anxiously. 众弟子满脸焦急等待着。 Liu Wanshi sits in the steps, the head buries in the both legs, the pea-sized teardrops drop, the eye cries to be swollen. 柳婉诗坐在阶梯上,脑袋埋在双腿间,豆大的泪珠一颗一颗滴落下来,眼睛都哭肿了。 Do not cry.” “别哭了。” By gate before Lu Qianqian lightly said. 靠在门沿前的陆芊芊淡淡道 Wū wū!” “呜呜!” The Liu Wanshi temper tantrum cries saying: Big Apprentice Sister, blames me, making sect master eat to go wrong.” 柳婉诗情绪失控大哭道:“大师姐,都怪我,让掌门吃出了毛病来。” Lu Qianqian said: „The sect master life is hard, can withstand to toss about, should no obstruct greatly.” 陆芊芊道:“掌门命硬,经得起折腾,应该没什么大碍。” If this saying to be being heard in stupor Sect Master Jun, will definitely open eye again stupor one time. 这话要是被正在昏迷的君掌门听到,肯定会睁开眼睛再昏迷一次。 zhī.” 。” Slightly, the Medicine Hall gate shoves open, Old Wei walks from inside, said: sect master has no big obstructing, was the food poisoning.” 稍许,药堂的门推开,魏老从里面走出来,道:“掌门没什么大碍,就是食物中毒了。” Although is not the doctor comes, but after all all day and medicinal herb has to do, many understands a medical skill. 虽然不是医师出身,但毕竟整天和药材打交道,多少还是懂点医术。 !” “呼!” People breathes a sigh of relief. 众人长舒一口气 Old Wei said: Rested for 2-3 months to be all right.” 魏老道:“休息2-3个月就没事了。” The people nearly fall down. 众人险些栽倒。 My Old Wei, my Hall Master Wei! 我的魏老,我的魏堂主 Rests for 2-3 months, but also called no to obstruct greatly! 休息2-3个月,还叫没什么大碍! Willow tree girl.” “柳丫头。” Old Wei said: „Did you burdock and Ding grass and three gather the azure powder in meal Riga?” 魏老道:“你是不是在饭菜里加了牛蒡、丁草和三聚青粉?” Liu Wanshi stops sobbing, is surprised the different way: How does Old Wei know?” 柳婉诗停止哭泣,诧异道:“魏老怎么知道呀?” Old Wei shakes the head saying: These three types of raw materials for medicine can work as the seasoning, puts to be all right alone, but will put together the toxigenic, light such as the sect master so whole body will be incapable, the mouth will spit the foam, heavy will endanger life.” 魏老摇摇头道:“这三种药材可以当调料,单独放没事,但加在一起就会产生毒素,轻则如掌门这般全身无力,口吐白沫,重则危及生命。” Ah!” !” Liu Wanshi opened the mouth. 柳婉诗张开了嘴巴。 Old Wei said: Tomorrow starting from, I teach you to distinguish the medicinal herb and effect, so as to avoid matches to cause the food poisoning again randomly.” 魏老道:“明天开始,我教你识别药材以及功效,免得再乱搭配引起食物中毒。” This can have.” The people expressed the support. “这个可以有。”众人表示赞同。 The sect master life is hard, can withstand to toss about, our not good Ah. 掌门命硬,经得起折腾,我们可不行 If by some chance Junior Apprentice Sister Liu with medicinal herb, when the seasoning forms the fatal toxin, that was really the beheading food! 万一柳师妹拿药材当调料形成致命毒素,那真就是断头饭了! Jun Changxiao in stupor, if knows the disciple idea, definitely takes out the blade to communicate on oneself to cut, making them know that what is the life is not hard, what cannot withstand to toss about! 昏迷中的君常笑,如果知道弟子想法,肯定取出刀来往自己身上砍,让他们知道什么叫命不硬,什么叫经不起折腾! Un!” “嗯!” Liu Wanshi seriously said. 柳婉诗认真道 Although she is the gold medal chef, but is not Medicine Master. 她虽然是金牌厨师,但不是药师 The development promotion increases the strength on the meals, often considered after the effect neglects the medicinal herb mix, toxicity that brings, must therefore take advanced courses well. 研制提升增加实力的膳食上,往往考虑效果忽略药材混合后带来的毒性,所以必须好好进修一番。 Then, must the examination question come. 那么,必考题来了。 When Sect Master Jun eats meal, under soul a while Shangtian (to fly into the heaven), is a while gallops in Jianghai, is the meal is too delicious, the performance of food poisoning? 君掌门吃饭时,灵魂一会儿上天下地,一会儿驰骋于江海中,到底是饭菜太美味,还是食物中毒的表现呢?
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