Jun Changxiao called Jun Changxiao, was because the parents hope that he was always smiles for a lifetime, happily. 君常笑之所以叫君常笑,是因为父母希望他一辈子笑口常开,开开心心的。 Passes through Falling Star Great Continent, after becoming school of sect master opens system, he had completely forgotten, oneself should smile happily with what way. 穿越星陨大陆,成为一派掌门开启系统后,他已经完全忘记,自己该用什么方式来开开心心笑起来。 Letting Ironbone Unyielding School becomes most sect, the drawing 100,000 disciples join a group, this is absolutely difficult such as to ascend to heaven! 让铁骨铮铮派成为最门派,拉十万弟子入伙,这绝对难如登天！ Let alone. 更何况。 Hundred years of deadline! 还有百年期限！ system of others family/home delivers the equipment either, either delivers the experience, either blade 999 levels, why to here so damn? 别人家的系统要么送装备,要么送经验,要么一刀999级,为何到我这里就如此操蛋？ „Yeah.” “哎。” Jun Changxiao sighed: „As transmigrator, goes out bumps into the peer, how to feel all right with them greets?” 君常笑一声叹息道:“身为穿越者,出门碰到同行,怎么好意思和他们打招呼？” Dejectedly turns over to dejectedly. 沮丧归沮丧。 Since came, goes on living well is not? 既然来了,就得好好活下去不是？ Sect Master Jun starts to communicate obviously is the space ring of bracelet, relates with it establishment quickly. 君掌门开始沟通明明是镯子的空间戒指,很快与之建立关系。 „Hopes inside bright attire masterstroke/divine skill.” “希望里面有神装神技吧。” Jun Changxiao prayed, the thought integrates in the marvelous space. 君常笑祈祷,念头融入奇妙空间里。 After entering the space ring interior, discovers the illusory region besides together the brick, again nothing. 进入空间戒指内部后,发现虚无缥缈区域除一块板砖外,再没任何东西。 God attire, masterstroke/divine skill! 神装呢,神技呢！ Again badly to the divine beast egg, making me hatch also line of Ah slowly. 再不济给个神兽蛋,让我慢慢孵化也行啊。 What a pity. 可惜。 What does not have, only has a brick! 什么都没,只有一块砖头！ Jun Changxiao does not lose heart walks, secretly say/way of anticipation: „Is it possible that is the divine tool?” 君常笑不死心的走过去,暗自期待的道:“莫非是神器？” The book looked at he, knew qualified transmigrator, Heaven’s Chosen Child, stone that even if dug out in the latrine pit, can be lost very long antiquity divine tool! 书看多了的他,知道一名合格穿越者,一名天选之子,哪怕在茅坑挖出的石头,都会是失传很久的上古神器！ Sect Master Jun starts to fantasize that the left hand holds the brick, the right hand holds the string, rushed to the Jianghu wonderful picture natural. 君掌门开始幻想左手持砖,右手持串,潇潇洒洒闯江湖的美妙画面了。 „pā.” “啪。” Jun Changxiao holds on the brick, the obvious feeling has the slight beat. 君常笑抓住砖头上,明显感觉有轻微跳动。 In his heart suddenly great happiness: „Has the heartbeat, is difficult to be inadequate in the brick to hide flamboyant mighty figure, will awaken later will pass on my extremely marvelous ability?” 他心中顿然大喜道:“有心跳声,难不成砖头里藏着一名牛逼大能,唤醒以后会传我绝顶神功？” More is more excited, attains the divine tool at present. 越想越激动,将神器拿到眼前。 The backhand looked, on the Jun Changxiao face the expression solidifies suddenly, within the body blood cannot suppress, has along the possibility that the throat withstand/top. 反手一看,君常笑脸上表情顿然凝固,体内血液抑制不住,有着顺喉咙顶上来的可能。 The brick presents the screen, above demonstrates the writing and one string of digits- from exploding surplus time 99 years 355 days of 23 : 58 : 46. 砖头呈现屏幕,上面显示文字和一串数字-自爆剩余时间99年355天23时58分46秒。 The left bottom has little segment character, Explanatory Note: In hundred years complete main mission, the exploder relieve. 左下角有一小段字,注解:百年内完成主线任务,爆炸装置自行解除。 „Ding! Ding!” “叮！叮！” Several jumps, the time reduce. 几次跳跃,时间减少。 „fuck his Sir!” “我艹他大爷！” Jun Changxiao falls the brick on the ground, shouted abuse: „This is not a divine tool, this is a bomb!” 君常笑一手将板砖摔在地上,破口大骂道:“这不是神器,这是炸弹！” „Ding!” “叮！” The brick drops in the place, the window time from 23 : 58, jumps to 22 : 58! 板砖跌落在地,屏幕显示时间从23时58分,跳到22时58分！ „host!” “宿主！” The system reminder sound conveys: „This thing named Soul Demolishing Artifact, has the independent thought and mood, if annoys it is not happy, will only make the time speed up from the bottom.” 系统提醒声音传来:“此物名为灵魂爆破器,有独立思维和情绪,如果惹它不高兴,只会让时间倒数加快。” „pū tōng!” “噗通！” Jun Changxiao falls down, bringing the weeping voice saying: „system, I do not play, I must go home......” 君常笑瘫倒在地,带着哭腔道:“系统,我不玩了,我要回家……” Saying of system mechanization: „system has started, host must complete main mission, if in the process treats negatively, mixes to eat to wait for death, Soul Demolishing Artifact will detonate ahead of time.” 系统机械化的说道:“系统已启动,宿主必须完成主线任务,如若过程中消极对待,混吃等死,灵魂爆破器会提前引爆。” The Jun Changxiao four limbs spread out, weak is sad: „Blade, the blade, I must commit suicide......” 君常笑四肢摊开,无力的悲道:“刀呢,刀呢,我要自杀……” „Ding!” “叮！” „Satisfies host to be willing, to receive a Sabre of Difficult to Restrain !” “满足宿主首愿,获赠难收之刀一柄！” „xiū-” “咻-” In the space presents a treasured sword. 空间内呈现一柄宝刀。 Jun Changxiao almost spits blood, the desire that oneself want to go home is not realized, wants the blade to commit suicide him to satisfy refreshedly, this pit father thing! 君常笑差点吐血,自己想回家的愿望不实现,要刀自杀他爽快满足,这坑爹玩意！ ...... …… Jun Changxiao felt oneself by pit. 君常笑感觉自己被坑了。 But arrives at Falling Star Great Continent, opens system, can only accept fate, therefore adjusts the system panel date at present, carefully watches. 但来到星陨大陆,又开启系统,只能认命,于是将系统面板数据调到眼前,仔细观看起来。 The sect name and sect sect master and sect member these data are easy to understand. 门派名称、门派掌门、门派成员这些数据通俗易懂。 What make his puzzled is, on panel ‚Sect Construction: 1 level’ ‚sect contribution value: What ghost is 0 / 100’? 让他不解的是,面板上的‘门派建设:一级’‘门派贡献值:0/100’是什么鬼？ „host.” “宿主。” system broadcasts the sound: „Sect Construction contains many, the rank is higher, can open more sect functions.” 系统传来声音:“门派建设包含很多,级别越高,便可开启更多门派功能。” „For example?” “比如？” „host can touch Sect Construction with the thought that turns on the particular data panel.” “宿主可以用意念触摸门派建设,打开详细数据面板。” „This function?” “还有这功能？” Jun Changxiao closes the eye, by thought touching ‚Sect Construction’ four characters, presents the small-scale panel at present immediately, above has the brief explanation. 君常笑闭上眼睛,以念头触摸‘门派建设’四个字,眼前顿时呈现出小型面板,上面有简短解释。 Sect Construction 1 level: The function does not have temporarily. 门派建设一级:功能暂无。 Sect Construction Level 2: Opens Medicine Refining Pavilion. 门派建设2级:开启炼药阁。 Sect Construction Level 3: Opens Smithing Pavilion. 门派建设3级:开启铸造阁。 Sect Construction 4 levels: Opens Talisman Pavilion. 门派建设四级:开启符咒阁。 Sect Construction 5 levels: Opens Spirit Beast Pavilion. 门派建设五级:开启灵兽阁。 Behind has one line of small characters presents, the content is the rise to 5 levels, watches the following function only then. 后面有一行小字呈现,内容为-门派建设升到五级,方可观看后续功能。 Jun Changxiao is speechless. 君常笑无语。 „How does Sect Construction promote?” “门派建设怎么提升？” „Promotes Sect Construction, host to recruit more members.” “提升门派建设,宿主必须招收更多成员。” „Such Ah.” “这样啊。” Jun Changxiao said: „sect contribution value what meaning?” 君常笑道:“门派贡献值什么意思？” system explained: „sect contribution value can be used to exchange the treasure in sect Mall.” 系统解释道:“门派贡献值可以用来兑换门派商城内的宝物。” „sect Mall?” “门派商城？” The Jun Changxiao eye shines immediately. 君常笑眼睛顿时亮起来。 In his cognition, the many novel lead, after obtaining system, has Mall to exist, will also deliver Newbie Gift Package, directly to the equipment that one set of earlier acting cool hits the face! 在他认知中,很多小说主角,获得系统后都有商城存在,甚至还会送新手大礼包,直接给一套前期装逼打脸的装备！ Jun Changxiao carefully looked at several system panels, said puzzled: „How to have sect Mall?” 君常笑仔细看了几遍系统面板,不解道:“怎么没门派商城？” „host needs to obtain at least 1 contribution value points, can open sect mall panel that hidden.” “宿主需要获得至少一点贡献值,才能开启隐藏的门派商城面板。” „How to increase the contribution value?” “怎么提升贡献值？” „Opens sect Mall, host must recruit more members.” “开启门派商城,宿主必须招收更多成员。” Hears here, Jun Changxiao calculated clearly. 听到这里,君常笑算明白了。 So-called most sect system, regardless of constructs contributes the value, all cannot leave recruit the member! 所谓最门派系统,无论建设还是贡献值,一切都离不开招募成员！ „Good!” “好！” Say/Way that Jun Changxiao has high morale: „Starting tomorrow, starts to recruit the member!” 君常笑斗志昂扬的道:“从明天起,开始招募成员！” The reality is very brutal. 现实很残酷。 When because he opens two leaves of scoring that falls the paint, pastes on recruits disciple's announcement outward, one month no one asked about one after another. 因为当他打开两扇掉漆的破门,贴上对外招收弟子的公告,接连一个月都没人问津。 Also half a month later. 又等半个月后。 In Jun Changxiao is dejected, Lu Qianqian came. 就在君常笑心灰意冷时,陆芊芊来了。 She stops before the recruitment disciple bulletin that the entrance posts, does to walk slightly hesitant, said: „I must join Ironbone Unyielding School.” 她停在门口张贴的招收弟子告示前,稍作犹豫走进来,道:“我要加入铁骨铮铮派。” Is squatting in the steps before the palace eats the noodles Jun Changxiao, was immediately scared. 正蹲在殿前阶梯上吃面条的君常笑,顿时就傻眼了。 Waits with hardship for dozens days, in despair, came a beautiful woman unexpectedly, this to him, without doubt is the super happiness! 苦苦等几十天,就在绝望之际,竟然来了一个美女,这对他来说,无疑是超级幸福的！ Lu Qianqian visits him, lightly said: „Are you a fool?” 陆芊芊看着他,淡淡道:“你是傻子？” „shuā!” “刷！” Jun Changxiao quickly discards the tableware, the enthusiasm goes through the basic formalities for it. 君常笑急忙将碗筷丢掉,热情为其办理入门手续。 When he puts out the representative sect master status the sect master great seal, Lu Qianqian by question tone: „Are you sect master?” 当他拿出代表掌门身份的掌门大印,陆芊芊则以质疑的口吻道:“你是掌门？” „not wrong.” “不错。” Jun Changxiao throws out the chest, seriously said: „this throne is Ironbone Unyielding School sect master.” 君常笑挺胸,认真道:“本座就是铁骨铮铮派掌门。” „I draw back the help/gang.” “我退帮。” „Beautiful woman, no! No! No!” “美女,别！别！别！” ...... …… Uses the skills, with the brazen-faced and shameless entanglement, Jun Changxiao leaves behind Lu Qianqian finally, causes bleak sect no longer only then he. 使出浑身解数,和死皮赖脸的纠缠,君常笑终于留下陆芊芊,使得荒凉门派不再只有他一人。 „Ding!” “叮！” „sect member: 2 / 100!” “门派成员:2/100！” „Ding!” “叮！” „sect contribution value: 1 / 100!” “门派贡献值:1/100！” „Ding!” “叮！” „Contribution value meets the requirements, system Opens sect Mall!” “贡献值达到要求,系统开启-门派商城！” After ding-dong prompt, Jun Changxiao pulls out the sect property panel, sees under main mission, are baseless many ‚sect Mall’ four characters. 一阵叮咚提示后,君常笑拉出门派属性面板,就见主线任务下面,凭空多出‘门派商城’四个字。 „Really has Mall Ah!” “果然有商城啊！” When Jun Changxiao great happiness, the thought touches sect Mall. 君常笑大喜之余,念头触摸门派商城。 „shuā!” “刷！” At present the scene changes, similar warehouse panel presents, above displays the many commodity! 眼前景象一变,类似仓库面板呈现,上面罗列很多商品！ „Nine Revolutions Washing Marrow Pill!” “九转洗髓丹！” „Dragon Elephant Prajna Palm!” “龙象般若掌！” „Graceful Walking Dragon Footwork!” “惊鸿游龙步法！” „Five Elements Yin-Yang secret art!” “五行阴阳诀！” „Millenniums ice Battle Armor coldly!” “千年寒冰战甲！” „Body of Holy Flame!” “圣炎之体！” Looks martial skill, pill medicine and Battle Armor that sect Mall displays, the Jun Changxiao heartbeat followed to accelerate. 看着门派商城罗列出的武技、丹药、战甲,君常笑心跳跟着加速了。 Solely listens to the name to know, these thing absolutely flamboyant Ah! 单单听名字就知道,这些东西绝对牛逼啊！ The next second, the Sect Master Jun look solidifies, the exchange marked price of because under each goods presenting, lowly is also 1 ten thousand contribution value points starts! 下一秒,君掌门神色凝固,因为每件物品下方呈现的兑换标价,最低也是一万点贡献值起步！ „Not?” “不是吧？” The Jun Changxiao corners of the mouth twitch fiercely, said: „Is so expensive?” 君常笑嘴角剧烈抽搐,道:“这么贵？”