SSAT :: Volume #18

#1718: The teachers, I came back


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Xuanyuan Realm is very big, holding a Lower Realm plane life simply should not be too relaxed, therefore takes to bring in also no issue Soul Race. 轩辕界很大,容纳一个下界位面生灵简直不要太轻松,所以把魂族带进来也没啥问题。 This is Jun Changxiao has the relations, if others want to come, does not exist. 这是和君常笑有关系的,其他人若想进来,根本不存在。 Naturally. 当然了。 Closes up locks, after all is not the wise action. 闭关锁界,终归不是明智之举。 Goes to the way of Upper Realm’s, Jun Changxiao starts to consider, after waiting, to develop powerful plane, can definitely set up the immigration office, specifically is responsible for managing to immigrate. 前往上界的途中,君常笑开始考虑,等以后将位面发展强大,完全可以设立移民局,专门负责管理移民。 To become the legal resident of my All Times Sect authentication? Ok, payment. 想成为我万古宗认证的合法居民?行,交钱。 system spits the mortise: host this did not call to develop sect gate, this called to develop plane, changed name to Strongest Plane of All Times simply.” 系统吐槽道:“宿主这不叫发展宗门了,这叫发展位面,干脆改名万古最强界吧。” Fart!” “放屁!” Jun Changxiao said: My All Times Sect assumes Xuanyuan Realm, how wasn't to develop sect gate?” 君常笑道:“我万古宗坐镇轩辕界,怎么就不算发展宗门了?” Furthermore.” “再者说了。” „After Xuanyuan Realm, whether to resound through the universe, depended also isn't this throne sect gate?” 轩辕界以后能否响彻宇宙,靠的还不是本座宗门?” „......” “……” This saying makes system have nothing to say in reply. 这话让系统无言以对。 Indeed, plane powerful or not, not only by the heaven and earth attribute, but must depend on the top powerhouses and various types of influence support. 的确,一个位面的强大与否,不单单靠天地属性,还要靠顶尖强者和各种势力支撑。 All Times Sect is situated in this, its rise and fall will directly also affect the Xuanyuan Realm rise and fall, therefore as before is the sect gate class/flow, rather than plane class/flow. 万古宗坐落于此,它的兴衰也将直接影响轩辕界兴衰,所以依旧是宗门流,而不是位面流。 Later waited for me to have the son, not only can inherit sect gate, but can also inherit plane, proper two generations!” Jun Changxiao said. “以后等我有了儿子,不仅可以继承一个宗门,还可以继承一个位面,妥妥的强二代!”君常笑道。 !” “噗!” system smiled. 系统笑了。 A steel silly ratio, is actually thinking descendant's matter, his how not Li Shangtian. 一个钢铁傻比,竟然想着后代的事情,他咋不李上天呢。 However, thinks carefully, with the Gousheng (Dog Remains) character, if really has the son, when he was old, not wanted not to strive, shouted probably the son, told him seriously, this sect gate, this plane gave you, Laozi/father went. 不过,仔细想想,以狗剩的性格,如果真有儿子,等他老了,无欲无求了,保不齐把儿子喊来,郑重告诉他,这个宗门,这个位面交给你了,老子去也。 eh. Even some words, perhaps...... are still another book, another story. 就算有的话,兴许……也是另一本书,另一个故事了。 The synopsis thought that the young son of a bitch in the swaddling clothes, the father abandoned him to go cruel-heartedly, and looked how a child the teacher's younger brother one's teacher's older brother and one by one of senior apprentice brother senior apprentice sister from the deep sleep will awaken, leading them to step seeks the travel of father, book title «Dog Father Pit Recording» «Young Son of a bitch Looks for Father». 简介都想好了,小狗子尚在襁褓中,父亲狠心弃他而去,且看一个孩童如何将师叔师伯、师兄师姐从沉睡中一一唤醒,带领他们踏上寻爹之旅,书名《狗爹坑儿记》《小狗子找爸爸》。 What thinks?” “想什么呢?” At this time, Hua Meigui asked. 这时,花玫瑰问道。 Pondering Jun Changxiao takes off/escapes the tastes: Thinks the son.” 正在思考的君常笑脱口道:“想儿子呢。” Makes the serious oath, this absolutely is an inertia thought that is not the Gousheng (Dog Remains) original intention, when he said that immediately realized right, almost does not lift the hand to hit the face crazily. 发毒誓,这绝对是一种惯性思维,绝不是狗剩的本意,所以当他说出来,马上意识到不对,差点抬手疯狂打自己脸。 Hua Meigui gawked, then has turned the head, is angry saying: Who must live son Ah to you.” 花玫瑰愣了一下,然后转过头,嗔道:“谁要给你生儿子。” Slip in speech, slip in speech!” “口误,口误!” Jun Changxiao quickly explained: I am thinking the Xingchen son!” 君常笑急忙解释道:“我在想星辰的儿子!” Customs employee family/home Ye Xingchen anything matter!” “关人家夜星辰什么事!” system roared: Even if he has the son, is still he thinks, why if you want!” 系统咆哮道:“就算他有儿子,也是他来想,你为什么要想!” Is hungry?” “饿不饿?” Hua Meigui said: „Do I prepare food to you eat?” 花玫瑰道:“我做饭给你吃?” A Jun Changxiao face is surprised the different way: „Will you also prepare food?” 君常笑一脸诧异道:“你还会做饭?” This woman ability is very strong, after all once managed a ethnic group, but sect gate prepares food is responsible for by Liu Wanshi, has not seen her to go to the kitchen completely. 女人能力很强,毕竟曾经管理一个族群,但宗门做饭都由柳婉诗负责,完全没见过她下厨。 In your male person eyes, woman will prepare food should not be perfectly justified?” Hua Meigui said. “在你们男人眼里,女人会做饭不应该天经地义吗?”花玫瑰道。 The Jun Changxiao hear in the words has the words, quickly took a stand: Statement, I have no discrimination to your woman!” 君常笑听出来话里有话,急忙表态道:“声明,我对你们女人没任何歧视!” That is also staring doing.” “那还愣着干嘛。” Hua Meigui said: Quickly goes to the cafeteria, the meal quick was cool.” 花玫瑰道:“赶快去食堂,饭菜都快凉了。” Completed?” “做好了?” Un.” “嗯。” Goes to Upper Realm to require the time, Jun Changxiao rarely cultivates, idles in any case is also idling, therefore went to the cafeteria. 前往上界需要时间,君常笑又很少修炼,反正闲着也是闲着,于是去了食堂。 Because in the battleship does not have the high level and disciple, in the big cafeteria only then two people, look very empty, seems like very...... romantic. 因为战舰内没高层和弟子,偌大食堂里只有两个人,看上去很空荡,看上去又很……浪漫。 !” !” Hua Meigui places on a dish the table, said with a smile: This is I with the Wanshi study, hot fish head that you like eating.” 花玫瑰将一盘菜放在桌子上,笑道:“这是我跟婉诗学的,你喜欢吃的麻辣鱼头。” Let alone. 别说。 The fragrance floats, hot full. 香气飘来,辣味十足。 The Jun Changxiao appetite opens greatly, takes up the chopsticks to clamp, finally clamps a thing, the collapse said: Eldest sister, hasn't the scale scraped off? You are what meal that makes!” 君常笑胃口大开,拿起筷子去夹,结果夹出一物,崩溃道:“大姐,鱼鳞都没刮掉?你这是做的什么菜!” Also can scale a fish?” “还要刮鱼鳞?” Nonsense, you eat the fish time has seen the scale?” “废话,你吃鱼的时候有见过鱼鳞?” I do not eat the fish.” “我不吃鱼。” „......” “……” The Jun Changxiao expression was splendid. 君常笑表情精彩了。 No wonder Liu Wanshi makes with the fish related meal each time, she looked that did not look neglected. 难怪每次柳婉诗做出和鱼有关的饭菜,她连看都不看一眼就忽略了。 Never mind, Never mind. 罢了,罢了 Since went to the kitchen personally, said that anything must show due respect for the feelings is not, after all oneself as sect master, cannot hurt the heart of subordinate. 既然亲自下厨了,说啥也得给面子不是,毕竟自己身为宗主,不能伤了下属的心。 Jun Changxiao opens out layer upon layer the scale, picks a meat to put in the mouth, closes the eye careful taste. 君常笑拨开层层鱼鳞,夹起一块肉放入口中,闭上眼睛细细品味。 Hua Meigui to anticipate that the look visits him. 花玫瑰以期待眼神看着他。 Goes to the kitchen to prepare food for the first time, makes husband taste, naturally highly cares. 第一次下厨做饭,还是让夫君品尝,自然非常在意。 not wrong not wrong.” 不错不错。” Slightly, the Jun Changxiao nod said: Flavor is good.” 稍许,君常笑点头道:“味道好极了。” On the Hua Meigui face exuded the bright smile, on the face did not have that share noble manner, looked like one to receive the praise, but happy young female student. 花玫瑰脸上泛起灿烂微笑,脸上没了那股子高贵气质,更像一个受到表扬而开心不已的小女生。 Day!” “天!” Jun Changxiao secretly thought: This absolutely is the dark ingredients of hell level!” 君常笑暗道:“这绝对是地狱级的黑暗料理!” The scale has not scraped off, can the delicious talent damn. 鱼鳞都没刮掉,能好吃才见鬼。 However, Gousheng (Dog Remains) must give the high praise at this moment, so as to avoid attacks others self-respect. 但是,狗剩此刻必须给好评,免得打击人家的自尊心。 Delicious eats.” Hua Meigui pushes the vegetable/dish. “好吃就多吃一点。”花玫瑰将菜推过来。 „......” “……” The Jun Changxiao corners of the mouth twitch slightly. 君常笑嘴角微微抽搐。 On the same day. 当天。 Gousheng (Dog Remains) went to the latrine altogether 36 times, until walking, both hands wall, the both legs becomes tender, howling say/way: This is not the hot fish head, this is the hot toxicant......” 狗剩去了茅房一共三十六次,直至走出来,双手扶墙,双腿发软,嗷嚎道:“这不是麻辣鱼头,这是麻辣毒药……” Everyone has the shortcoming. 谁都有缺点。 Lacks musical sense on for example Jun Changxiao, sings the running accent. 就比如君常笑五音不全,唱歌跑调。 Especially Hua Meigui is not a human, therefore on preparing food absolutely does not have the talent, even if Liu Wanshi teaches hand in hand, is not necessarily able to make her straighten out. 尤其花玫瑰并非人类,所以在做饭上完全没天赋,哪怕柳婉诗手把手教,都未必能让她开窍。 Come! Sweet and sour carp!” “来!糖醋鲤鱼!” Come, four-delight dumplings!” “来,四喜丸子!” After obtaining Jun Changxiao praise and approval, Hua Meigui immerses on the cooking ingredients is inescapably involved, goes to the way of Upper Realm, after the entire journey is responsible for three meals a day . 得到君常笑‘表扬’和‘认可’后,花玫瑰沉浸在烹饪料理上不能自拔,前往上界途中,全程负责一日三餐后。 Gousheng (Dog Remains) to the lens, is having tears streaming down the face saying: Old irons, we were too difficult, the pressure was very recently big!” 狗剩对着镜头,泪流满面道:“老铁们,我们太难了,最近压力很大!” ...... …… Upper Realm. 上界 After Jun Changxiao leads the disciple to leave, becomes tranquil. 君常笑带着弟子离开后,变得各位平静。 Actually before Gousheng (Dog Remains) has not come, here has been very peaceful, various mighty waves that following exudes, have the direct or indirect relation with him. 其实狗剩没来前,这里一直很安静,后续泛起的各种波澜,都和他有直接或间接关系。 Waits for!” “等一下!” Absolute Way Cave Mansion, Qi Ye True Person is just about to begin, was broken by Connecting Ancient True Man, then child takes, places in another position that previously fell. 极道洞府,棋野真人正要落子,被通古真人打断,然后将自己先前落的子取走,又重新放在另一个位置上。 This is, takes back a move. 这是,悔棋。 I said!” “我说!” Qi Ye True Person looked that said to him: Wants the face line not?” 棋野真人看向他道:“要点脸行不?” Your yesterday's regret 120 times, I today regret 103 times.” Connecting Ancient True Man thinks otherwise to say. “你昨天悔了一百二十次,我今天才悔一百零三次。”通古真人不以为然道。 „......” “……” A Qi Ye True Person palm breaks the checkerboard, said: Does not play!” 棋野真人一掌将棋盘震碎,道:“不玩了!” This is, destroys the chess. 这是,毁棋。 Does not play does not play.” “不玩就不玩。” Connecting Ancient True Man stands up to go out of the cave mansion, looks up to the vault of heaven, thoughts constantly welling up: My that disciple hasn't, annoyed outside troublesome?” 通古真人站起身走出洞府,抬头看向苍穹,思绪万千道:“我那徒儿,没在外面惹麻烦吧?” „Does he annoy troublesome, you could not carry the pot.” Qi Ye True Person said. “他惹不惹麻烦,你又背不了锅。”棋野真人道。 Connecting Ancient True Man shakes the head, said: This fellow walked, although is very pure, but actually also a little thinks him.” 通古真人摇了摇头,道:“这家伙走了,虽然很清净,但其实还有点想他呢。” Teacher.” “师尊。” I came back.” “我回来了。” Swiftly, the ear broadcasts the sound. 倏然,耳边传来声音。 The Connecting Ancient True Man expression solidifies, then turns around to look, then sees Jun Changxiao to squat in the outdoor chess world overshoots to smile. 通古真人表情凝固,然后转身看去,便见君常笑蹲在室外棋坛上冲着自己笑。 At that moment. 那一刻。 His first response is. 他第一反应是。 This fellow will not annoy outside troublesome, runs to ask me to be a scapegoat intentionally! 这家伙不会在外面惹了麻烦,故意跑来找我背锅的吧!
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