When the cloak brushes the appearance that makes noise in the field of vision, when hears ‚comes, punches me’ the sound, Jun Changxiao can affirm instantaneously, this is system that complained crazily! 当披风刷刷作响的出现在视野内,当听到‘来,揍我吧’的声音,君常笑瞬间得以肯定,这就是那个疯狂吐槽的系统！ Fuck! 卧槽！ It can materialize unexpectedly! 它竟然可以实体化！ That also waits for anything! 那还等什么！ „shuā!” “刷！” Jun Changxiao sets out directly, the Sword and Martial Way energy gathers in the right fist, the staring bang in the past, in the eye full was the past crazy complained anger. 君常笑直接起身,剑武两道的能量汇聚在右拳中,直勾勾轰过去,眼睛里满是当年被疯狂吐槽的怒意。 Punches it! 揍它！ Must punch it! 必须揍它！ „Bang -----” “嘭-----” The hot tempered sound crack, the space twists swiftly instantaneously, the visible ripples crazy ripple in heaven and earth. 暴躁声音倏然炸响,空间瞬间扭曲,肉眼可见的涟漪疯狂在天地荡漾。 Nine Great Martial Emperors stared the circle all the eye. 九大武帝无不瞪圆了眼睛。 They noticed that a Sect Master Jun arrow walks, then...... the distant place space has a fuzzy person's shadow to be partly visible, the former seems suffers the invisible strength bombardment, the direct crooked face explodes flies slightly to go! 他们看到君宗主一个箭步行去,然后……远处空间有个模糊人影若隐若现,前者好似遭受无形力量轰击,直接歪脸爆飞小去！ „Bang!” “轰隆！” Jun Changxiao crashes like the shell in a primitive mountain forest, in the whole person hollow gulf, the right face has the obvious footprint. 君常笑如炮弹般坠落在一片原始山林里,整个人凹陷深坑内,右脸存在明显脚印。 Clearly. 很明显。 This was held on the face. 这是被一脚揣脸上了。 „Yeah.” “哎。” Always turns away from the lens, does intentionally deep system to sigh, said: „Was comfortable!” 始终背对镜头,故作深沉的系统叹了口气,道:“舒服了！” Reaching an agreement makes Jun Changxiao punch, finally tramples to fly unexpectedly others, this...... does simply attractively! 说好让君常笑过来揍,结果出其不意把人家踹飞出去,这简直……干得漂亮！ „Lies...... the trough......” “卧……槽……” Gousheng (Dog Remains) stands difficultly from the pit, covers by trampling face, startled say/way: „Is it so strong?!” 狗剩从凹坑里艰难地站起来,捂着挨踹的脸,惊道:“它这么强？！” system transforms the main body for the second time , is Jun Changxiao first witnessing, finally was trampled to fly, really a little makes him unbelievable. 系统第二次幻化出本体,也是君常笑第一次亲眼目睹,结果被一脚踹飞出去,实在有点让他难以置信。 Naturally. 当然。 Can have the general idea/careless. 可以说大意了。 But can trample flies to enter into Sword and Martial Double Emperor’s Jun Changxiao, explained that system is indeed competent! 但能一脚踹飞迈入剑武双帝的君常笑,就说明系统的确有实力！ „Ding! Congratulates host to complete main mission, obtains the rich Martial Way empirical value.” “叮！恭喜宿主完成主线任务,获得丰厚武道经验值。” „Ding! The host success breaks through mid-rank Void Splitting Realm!” “叮！宿主成功突破中位破空境！” „hū hū!” “呼呼！” Stands Jun Changxiao in gulf, the whole body emerges the boundless imposing manner again! 站在深坑内的君常笑,周身再次涌现磅礴气势！ Just completed Epic Mission to break through Sword and Martial Double Emperor, completed main mission to promote to mid-rank Void Splitting Realm, was promoted the speed simply terrifying! 刚完成史诗任务突破剑武双帝,又完成主线任务提升到中位破空境,晋级速度简直恐怖至极！ However. 然而。 Obtains Jun Changxiao of cultivation base and strength, at this moment is unhappy, because stands in sky over that tramples a bastard of oneself foot, the body is gradually splitting up, is gradually blurring. 获得更修为和力量的君常笑,此刻一点也不开心,因为站在上空那踹自己一脚的混蛋,身体正在逐渐分化,正在逐渐模糊。 „Ding! Because host successfully completed main mission, Soul Bomb relieves instantly.” “叮！因宿主成功完成了主线任务,灵魂炸弹即刻解除。” In the space ring with the time bomb of soul binding stops beating, as for also remains how much time is not unimportant, more importantly, Jun Changxiao completed in the stipulation. 空间戒指内与灵魂绑定的定时炸弹停止跳动,至于还剩多少时间已不重要,重要的是,君常笑在规定内完成了。 Ten years fight, ten years of effort. 十年打拼,十年努力。 This made his squatting restroom long also probably buckle the threat of time to vanish finally gradually. 这个让他蹲厕久了还要扣时间的威胁终于在渐渐消失。 „host.” “宿主。” system said: „Sees again.” 系统道:“再见了。” Its back same is vanishing along with the bomb slowly. 它的背影正随炸弹一样慢慢消失。 Jun Changxiao cannot control the mood again, said: „Originally you and bomb are binding!” 君常笑再也控制不住情绪,道:“原来你和炸弹是绑定的！” Gradually system of empty raised the head, by quite sad language gas channel/angrily said: „Regardless of therefore host whether completes main mission, my result has been doomed.” 逐渐虚化的系统抬起头,以颇为悲伤语气道:“所以无论宿主是否完成主线任务,我的结局都已注定。” Completion. 完成。 The bomb relieves, it vanishes. 炸弹解除,它消失。 Failure. 失败。 The bomb blast, it vanishes. 炸弹爆炸,它消失。 If must say that difference, completes, system walk, the failure, it and host accompanies. 如果非要说之间的区别,完成,系统自己走,失败,它和宿主结伴走。 Since about dies, why not to draw the pad back? 既然左右都是死,何不拉个垫背的？ system cannot do, because it after all is not the mechanization, after all has the sentiment, moreover is auxiliary as a specialty, should have the professionalism, does not go to pit host. 系统做不出来,因为它终归不是机械化的,终归是有感情的,而且作为一个专业辅助,应该具备专业素养,不是去坑宿主。 „How you did not say early!” “你怎么不早说！” „I think that you are cracking a joke!” “我以为你在开玩笑！” Jun Changxiao corner of the eye anger with tears however bellows. 君常笑眼角含泪的怒然大吼。 Although system complained him, but also was the teacher on Chengchang Road, was strengthen partner on the way, must leave, is not definitely able to accept! 系统虽然吐槽他,但也是成长路上的导师,是变强途中的伙伴,如今要离开,肯定无法接受！ „Does not accept fate is the host life.” “不认命是宿主的命。” „I am not good, because I have not assigned, I only cross one pile of data Never mind.” “我不行,因为我没有命,我只过一堆数据罢了。” system back more and more empty, the sound attenuates more and more, until the soul explodes vanishes thoroughly, it also changes to the dust, sways in the vaults of heaven. 系统背影越来越虚化,声音越来越弱化,直至灵魂炸彻底消失,它也化作尘土,挥洒苍穹间。 But when disappearance, it has turned around finally, revealed that appears and disappears any facial features characteristics, only then writes ‚series’ the face of character. 而在消失之际,它终于转过身,显露出没任何五官特征,只有写着‘统’字的一脸。 The cloak is the department, the face is the series. 披风为系,脸为统。 This is that love complains the venomous tongue system appearance/portrait. 这就是那个爱吐槽又毒舌的系统真容。 „No!” “不！” Looks that the back vanishes thoroughly, flutters with the wind to the distant place, Jun Changxiao complexion fierce bellowing. 看着背影彻底消失,随风飘向远方,君常笑脸色狰狞的大吼。 In the meantime, background music of tears bridge resounds, the hoarse sound exaggerates the pinnacle heaven and earth immediately, serves as contrast him is lonely and lonely. 就在此时,泪桥的BGM响起,沙哑声音顿时将天地渲染到极致,也将他衬托的又孤独又寂寞。 „Like standing on hot sun scorching sun bridge.” “就像站在烈日骄阳大桥上。” „Tears dash about wildly to drop in my face arm.” “眼泪狂奔滴落在我的脸膀。” „Lalalalalala ....” “lalalalalala....” „Lalalalalala .....” “lalalalalala.....” ...... …… Falling Star Calendar, 12019 years. 星陨历,12019年。 The All Times Sect sect master Jun Changxiao reaching imperial throne, small title Handsome Emperor, big reign-title All Times Emperor Monarch, then entered Emperor Monarch to wield the world under the attention of many people the time. 万古宗宗主君常笑在万众瞩目下登顶帝位,小封号帅帝,大帝号万古帝君,由此进入了帝君执掌天下的时代。 However. 但是。 After reaching imperial throne, actually stood in the gulf scared for three days and three nights. 登顶帝位后,却失魂落魄站在深坑足足三天三夜。 According to Great Zun Sovereign City City Lord Han said, Emperor Monarch this is to cherish the memory of the person of deceased deep love. 根据大尊皇城韩城主所说,帝君这是为了缅怀已故的深爱之人。 Heroic sad beautiful woman pass/test. 英雄难过美人关。 Even if the achievement Sword and Martial Double Emperor’s peerless powerhouse will also be involved, really lets the person xū, the reality is to make the later generation take warning. 纵然成就剑武双帝的绝世强者也会深陷其中,实在让人唏嘘,实乃让后辈引以为戒。 The above content, stems from Emperor Monarch of years later Records of the Grand Historian to pass on the selection. 以上内容,出自若干年后的史记之帝君传节选。 ...... …… „Second Senior Apprentice Brother.” “二师兄。” Outside the Dragon Head Peak garden, Li Fei asked in a low voice: „sect master achievement Emperor Monarch, should be the happy matter, why after may come back, will always close in the room?” 龙首峰的庭院外,李飞低声问道:“宗主成就帝君,本该是开心的事情,可为何回来后始终将自己关在房间里？” Li Qingyang shakes the head saying: „Does not know.” 李青阳摇头道:“不知道。” „In my opinion.” “依我看。” Su Xiaomo drags the chin saying: „Person who is lovelorn, the person who only then the sentiment suffers setbacks will do that.” 苏小沫拖着下巴道:“只有失恋的人,只有感情受挫的人才会这么做。” After him, half a word guessed right, Jun Changxiao’s is really the sentiment suffers setbacks. 他后半句猜对了,君常笑的确是感情受挫。 But this sentiment does not refer to the sentiment of men and women, but refers to the friendship, after all is together for ten years with system, even if bickered mutually also calculates the friend who is a bad influence. 但这个感情不是指男女之情,而是指友谊之情,毕竟和系统相处十年,哪怕相互斗嘴也算损友了。 ...... …… system walks first day, thinks it. 系统走的第一天,想它。 The second day that system walks, thinks that it thinks it. 系统走的第二天,想它想它。 system walks seventh day...... 系统走的第七天…… „hū hū!” “呼呼！” In the study room, Jun Changxiao takes up writes ‚a 10 million (surely/countless) contribution value’ the paper money, slowly invests in the brazier, said sorrowfully: „Today is your first seven, these contribution value taking away flowers, if insufficiently, 37, 57 and 77, I give you again the focus.” 书房内,君常笑拿起写有‘一千万贡献值’的纸钱,慢慢地投入火盆内,悲痛道:“今天是你的头七,这些贡献值拿去花,如果不够,三七、五七、七七、我再给你烧点。” Next day. 翌日。 „gā zhī!” “嘎吱！” Jun Changxiao opens the door, a face goes out thinly and pale. 君常笑推开门,一脸憔悴走出。 system dies cannot come back to life, in the future after all must continue, he must buoy up! 系统死不能复生,未来终归还要继续,他必须振作起来！ „sect master.” “宗主。” In the cafeteria, Liu Wanshi loves dearly: „You? By Empress Meigui abandoning, therefore is unable to recover?” 食堂内,柳婉诗心疼道:“你到底怎么了？是不是被玫瑰女皇给抛弃了,所以才一蹶不振？” „......” “……” Eating meal Jun Changxiao puts down the chopsticks. 正在吃饭的君常笑放下筷子。 If traded to make the past, liked taking Empress Meigui to complain own, only then that loathful fellow. 如果换做往日,喜欢拿玫瑰女皇吐槽自己的,也只有那个让人讨厌的家伙了吧。 ...... …… Although Jun Changxiao must buoy up, is, in following a half month, because no system talked endlessly in the ear, throughout was hard to adapt, even distracted will shout occasionally on own initiative, until has not been answered, realized it has walked. 君常笑虽说要振作起来,可是,接下来的半个多月里,因为没系统在耳边喋喋不休,始终难以适应,甚至偶尔会精神恍惚的主动喊起,直至没得到答复,才意识到它已经走了。 „Li Fei!” “李飞！” „In!” “在！” „this throne uncomfortable Ah!” “本座难受啊！” „......” “……” Some day, Jun Changxiao sits before the main hall in the steps, such as the past watched the disciples to play soccer, pressed an ant, near the ear resounds the clear prompt sound immediately. 某日,君常笑坐在大殿前阶梯上,如以往般观看弟子们踢球,无意间摁死一只蚂蚁,耳边顿时响起清脆提示声。 „Ding! In most sect gate system Upper Realm version start......” “叮！最宗门系统上界版启动中……” „Ding! Most sect gate system Upper Realm version starts successfully, start is the host load data panel......” “叮！最宗门系统上界版启动成功,开始为宿主加载数据面板……” „Ding! Loads successfully!” “叮！加载成功！” „host whether needs system to be auxiliary?” “宿主是否需要系统辅助？” [Yes] 【No】 【是】【否】