Finished from Antiquity Era, because of the heaven and earth limit, Falling Star Great Continent, only then ten big Martial Emperor, Ye Xingchen fell from the sky afterward the remaining nine people, is regarded as supreme existence. 自上古时代结束,因为天地限制,星陨大陆只有十大武帝,后来夜星辰陨落剩下九人,被视为至高无上的存在。 A plane topest powerhouse, if appears before the lead, brings background music absolutely, the absolute imposing manner is broad, even light/only the feature article can come the less than half chapter. 一个位面的最顶尖强者,如果出现在主角面前,绝对自带BGM,绝对气势恢宏,甚至光特写就能来小半章。 Jun Changxiao had also once fantasized picture that and nine emperors meet, oneself must display the extreme the sect master makings, 10 million (surely/countless) cannot compare others to be short a head. 君常笑也曾幻想过和九帝相遇的画面,自己一定要将宗主气质发挥到极点,千万不能比人家矮一头。 In fact, after he and Spirit Emperor Du Yinqing meets, discovered that the situation not thinks, because of the opposite party dishevelled hair uncombed hair, black and blue, the beggars were even inferior completely. 事实上,当他和灵帝杜印卿相见后,才发现情况并非自己想的,因为对方蓬头乱发,鼻青脸肿,完全连乞丐都不如。 The expert high expert in fantasy, the real situation is so pitiful, the huge contrast makes Gousheng (Dog Remains) very speechless. 幻想中的高手高高手,真实情况如此凄惨,巨大反差让狗剩很无语。 Never mind, Never mind. 罢了,罢了。 Goes to look for others under quickly. 还是赶快去下面寻找其他人吧。 However had this reference substance, making Jun Changxiao guess another eight Martial Emperor will not cross is very pitiful? 不过有了这一个参考物,让君常笑猜测另外八名武帝不会也过的很悲惨吧？ „After he sobered up, must serve quite.” Before entering array, Gousheng (Dog Remains) does not forget to remind, after all with is the Falling Star Great Continent person, this/should attendance must look. “等他醒酒以后,务必好生伺候。”进入阵法前,狗剩不忘提醒道,毕竟同为星陨大陆人,该照顾的还是要照顾。 „Old First/Boss please feel relieved!” “老大请放心！” Liquor Demon said: „From now on, this fellow was my brother!” 酒魔头道:“从今往后,这家伙就是我的兄弟了！” „xiū!” “咻！” Jun Changxiao enters into array, then vanishes does not see. 君常笑迈入阵法,然后消失不见。 Liquor Demon secretly thought: „Perhaps Old First/Boss look not wrong, enters six hells to with that fellow fierce battle.” 酒魔头暗道:“老大相貌不错,进入六层地狱恐怕要和那家伙恶战一场。” ...... …… „xiū!” “咻！” In the dark region, the ray glitters suddenly, gradually presents ‚six hells’ inscription. 黑暗区域内,光芒突然闪烁,逐渐呈现‘六层地狱’字样。 Jun Changxiao goes out from transmission array, said secretly: „Unknowingly arrived at sixth, felt the time passed quite quick.” 君常笑从传送阵内走出,暗暗说道:“不知不觉就来到第六层了,感觉时间过的好快。” „xiū!” “咻！” In the meantime, the flowing light takes from the sky incline together, according to and presents small specification stone platform in the fixed area. 就在此时,一道流光从上空倾斜摄入,照在固定区域并呈现出小规格石台。 stone platform as if by some special ore Smithing, after similar lighting effects appear, a slender person's shadow turns away from Jun Changxiao to suspend the modeling. 石台似乎由某种特殊矿石铸造,类似灯光效果出现后,一个身材修长的人影背对君常笑摆起造型来。 „......” “……” The Jun Changxiao corners of the mouth pull out. 君常笑嘴角微抽。 Acts oneself unable to suspend ashamed absolutely! 这么羞耻的动作自己绝对摆不出来！ „pā!” “啪！” The sound refers to transmitting. 响指传来。 Although had not died half of people, but a but wisp of flowing light, suddenly were many several, maps in stone platform from the different positions, like choreograph lighting effects! 虽然没死亡一半人,但原本只是一缕流光,突然多出几道,从不同方位映射石台上,像极了舞美灯光效果！ „Is this must hold the concert? Can sing jumps?” The Jun Changxiao whisper said. “这是要举办演唱会？还是要唱跳？”君常笑嘀咕道。 system radical collapse. 系统彻底崩溃了。 First by a pen generation of military, latter by a liquor generation of military, this time can by a song generation of military? 先以笔代武,后以酒代武,这次要以歌代武？ I once to affirm the tone has said that this specialized fight is very rare, therefore hits the face! 是不是我曾经以肯定语气说过,这种特殊化战斗很少见,所以就往死里打自己脸！ Assists the work of host, I really could not do! 辅佐宿主的工作,我真干不下去了！ „A little meaning.” “有点意思。” The Jun Changxiao corners of the mouth raise to smile. 君常笑嘴角扬起微笑来。 Every time enters a ship new hell, the prisoners strength generally will be increased, he has not really grasped hardly just, if changes into other ways, is a little somewhat self-confident. 每进入一个船新地狱,囚犯们实力就会普遍提升,他还真没把握硬刚,如果换成其他方式,多多少少有点自信。 Let alone. 更何况。 This stage lighting appears, explained that the opposite party is skilled to sing jumps. 这种舞台灯光出现,说明对方精通唱跳。 That was very skillful, the dancing aspect does not dare to say is very flamboyant, but in the singing aspect, how could my Jun Changxiao to have lost others! 那就很巧了,跳舞方面不敢说很牛逼,但在唱歌方面,我君常笑何曾输过别人！ system spits the mortise: „Because host opens the throat, the opponent all bleeds profusely from the head to perish.” 系统吐槽道:“因为宿主一开嗓子,对手全七窍流血而亡。” Real! 真实！ He meow was too real! 太他喵真实了！ „shuā!” “刷！” Stands swayed poss the back however extends the tall and slender arm in stone platform lightly. 站在石台上摆poss的背影轻然伸出细长的手臂。 „pā pā pā!” “啪啪啪！” Has the flowing light in prison to open completely, will scatter instantaneously dark, entire region immediately exaggerated seven colors variegated, may be called the feast for the eyes simply! 存在监狱内的流光全部打开,瞬间将黑暗驱散,整个区域顿时被渲染的七彩斑斓,简直堪称视觉盛宴！ Jun Changxiao’s titanium alloy dog eye immediately flashed being able to open, therefore the instinct lifts the hand to block, until adapting thick thorough to compel ignorant. 君常笑的钛合金狗眼顿时被闪的睁不开,于是本能抬手挡住,直至适应下来厚彻底懵逼。 In the field of vision, does not know when presents several thousand prisoners, they stand under stone platform are divided into several square formations to arrange neatly, maintains the same turning away posture with the above form. 视野内,不知何时出现几千名囚犯,他们站在石台下面分成几个方阵整齐排列,与上面身影保持相同的背对姿势。 „fuck.” “尼玛。” Jun Changxiao secretly thought: „One crowd of system sticks!” 君常笑暗道:“一群制杖！” system seizes the chance to spit the mortise: „Every day the belt/bring disciple does the morning exercise, host does not make the stick very much!” 系统趁机吐槽道:“每天带弟子做早操,宿主不也很制杖吗！” „shuā!” “刷！” In the meantime, stands the back in stage turns around extremely natural, on the clothing writes ‚principal offender’ two characters, flutters the smooth black hair naturally to scatter, partly obstructs that fair pointed chin face. 就在此时,站在舞台上的背影极其潇洒转身,服饰上写有‘主犯’两字,飘顺的黑发自然散落,半遮那张白皙的尖下巴脸。 „This is a man, is woman?” “这是男人,还是女人？” Jun Changxiao has the question to a sex of person for the first time. 君常笑首次对一个人的性别产生质疑。 Because from, as if looks like the man, but from the fair skin, and thin arm thin leg looks at and looks like woman. 因为从个头来看,似乎像男人,但从白皙皮肤,以及细胳膊细腿看又像女人。 „shuā!” “刷！” In the meantime, the male non- male and female not female principal offender turns on the folding fan natural, is light however wields, the head appears the side shape, own flash/crucial point display pinnacle. 就在此时,男不男女不女的主犯潇洒打开折扇,然后轻然挥动,脑袋呈侧面状,将自己的闪光点发挥极致。 „fuck!” “尼玛！” The Jun Changxiao expression is gloomy immediately. 君常笑表情顿时阴沉下来。 The opposite party the male non- men and women not female, he can understand, after all this is the parents gives, oneself do not have the right to choose, but, on the launched covering of fan writes unexpectedly- this world's first graceful! 对方长得男不男女不女,他可以理解,毕竟这是父母给的,自己没权利选择,但是,展开的扇面上竟然写有-凡尘第一帅！ „ha ha ha!” “哈哈哈！” system laughs. 系统大笑起来。 The host narcissistic degree it has asked for advice. 宿主的自恋程度它亲身领教过。 Today suddenly meets the ratio it narcissism, will flaunt for this world's first graceful, calculates that ran into the opponent! 今天突然遇到个比之更自恋,甚至将自己标榜为凡尘第一帅,也算遇到对手了！ „shuā!” “刷！” „shuā!” “刷！” Under the stage the prisoner turns around. 台下囚犯转过身来。 On their chest presents the inscription all, combining is this world's first graceful. 他们胸口上无不呈现字样,组合起来全是凡尘第一帅。 „Boy.” “小子。” The principal offender jogging folding fan on stage, has then turned away, smiling is also more attractive than woman, said: „You get down from above, looks at me to perform specially?” 台上的主犯轻摇折扇,然后转过脸,笑得比女人还好看,道:“你从上面下来,是特意看我演出么？” „......” “……” Jun Changxiao grips tightly the fist, the vision twinkle anger. 君常笑紧握拳头,目光闪烁怒意。 This fellow is not only long mother air/Qi, the sound mother, Gousheng (Dog Remains) is unable to control the temperament immediately, wants to press him in the past on the floor, makes an effort to rub with the face! 这家伙不仅长得娘气,就连声音也娘,狗剩顿时无法控制自己脾气,很想过去将他摁在地板上,使劲用脸来摩擦！ Especially! 尤其！ On the folding fan several characters are garish. 折扇上几个字还非常扎眼。 Actually the list from the look, Jun Changxiao really does not have the means and this principal offender compares, even Young Master Yuan came weakly still many. 其实单从相貌来说,君常笑真没办法和这主犯比,就算袁公子来了也会弱不少。 It is not damaging Gousheng (Dog Remains) to be much longer. 不是在损狗剩长得丑。 On the contrary he is very graceful, and has inexpensively and badly the bad makings. 相反他很帅,而且还带有一点贱贱、坏坏的气质。 Young Master Yuan was more graceful. 袁公子就更帅了。 Otherwise, in the past in the Maple Flower Valley primary meet, Jun Changxiao will not leave behind classical lines- is more graceful than me is all dressed as a man. 否则,当年在枫华谷初次相遇,君常笑不会留下经典台词-比我帅的全是女扮男装。 Naturally. 当然。 The graceful minute of many type of man, has handsome, has the sunlight, has makings. 男人的帅分很多种,有英俊型的,有阳光型的、有气质型的。 Gousheng (Dog Remains) and Young Master Yuan are this type, even many unions. 狗剩和袁公子属于这种,甚至多种结合。 Dies Starry Sky Sailing King that for a long time still the measuring unit crazy show had much, although a little excessive narcissism, but others at least looked that can distinguish to be female and male. 就连死了很久仍以计量单位狂秀存在的星空航海王,虽然有点过分自恋,但人家至少一看就能分辨雌雄来。 On stage principal offender? 台上主犯呢？ Only can say that is long very attractively, is long very attractively. 只能说长得很好看,长得很漂亮。 Makings lacks the male character that the man should have only. 气质方面唯独缺少男人应该具备的阳刚之气。 Jun Changxiao has not said is dressed as a man, because this he meow was about to be dressed as a woman! 君常笑并没说是女扮男装,因为这他喵都快男扮女装了！ The Adam's apple is obvious, the vast stretch of flat land, after seeing first will really be mistaken that is woman. 要不是喉结明显,要不是一马平川,在看到第一眼后真会误以为是女人。 Besides is much longer attractive, does not have the man proper a wee bit makings, in the speech also mother mother air/Qi, actually bragged this world's first graceful? His face is so how big, his how not Li Shangtian! 除了长得白嫩漂亮外,不具备男人应有的一丁点儿气质,说话还娘里娘气,竟然自诩凡尘第一帅？他脸咋那么大,他咋不李上天！ „hū hū!” “呼呼！” The anger well ups instantaneously, the Jun Changxiao whole body emerges domineering spirit energy. 怒火瞬间涌上心头,君常笑周身涌现出强势灵能。 This fellow! 这家伙！ I must punch today, punches that type! 我今天一定要揍,往死里揍那种！ „Treads!” “踏！” Jun Changxiao takes a step, under the spirit energy air wave ripples ripple, right fist rapid military equipment, the strength achieves the pinnacle instantaneously, the anger shouts: „Do not insult led this character!” 君常笑迈步而出,灵能气浪涟漪荡漾下,右拳迅速武装化,力量瞬间达到极致,怒喝道:“别侮辱了帅这个字！”