SSAT :: Volume #13

#1245: How many vegetable/dish Ah, drink this?


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Good that the Jun Changxiao character writes, but on the poems and songs missed many durations and degrees of cooking. 君常笑字写的好,但诗词歌赋上面差了不少火候。 However, this does not hinder him and Xing Yunzi by the article competition, because when setting out to jump, wields black ink natural, various ancient poetry selections present in like the barrage Sea of Consciousness! 然而,这不妨碍他和星云子以文比试,因为在起身跃起,潇洒挥墨时,各种古人诗词精选如弹幕般呈现在识海内! Gousheng (Dog Remains) is not a person is really fighting! 狗剩真的不是一个人在战斗! Holds the radical floating dust, selects the color to trace the universe. 执笔画浮尘,点彩描乾坤。 The poem ten thousand volumes, the liquor thousand war casualties, several were once seeing Hou king. 诗万卷,酒千殇,几曾著眼看侯王。 Previous fully expressed Xing Yunzi that daring potential, will place oneself the peak, by radical all living things, by the black ink palm universe. 前一句充分表达了星云子那种气吞山河之势,甚至将自己置身巅峰,以笔画众生,以墨掌乾坤。 Jun Changxiao from Northern Song Dynasty excellent poet Zhu Duiru's Chinese francolin day Burma makes the stage, then shows one type wildly uninhibited. 君常笑选自北宋词人朱敦儒的鹧鸪天・西都作节段,则彰显出一种狂放不羁。 Wonderful!” “妙哉!” Wonderful!” “妙哉!” After Xing Yunzi careful taste, quite shamefacedly said: realm of old man does not have the little friend to be high!” 星云子仔细品味后,颇为羞愧道:“老夫的境界没小友高!” The poetry can write a state of mind of person, stage two that for example he writes, oneself will regard as the King, the reaching peak shows disdain for the outstanding heroes. 诗词能将一个人的心境写出来,比如他所写的两段,将自己视为王者,登顶巅峰傲视群雄。 Reviews Jun Changxiao to write, is representing aloofly free and easy, even disregards this world powerful official, only sought the amenable intention. 反观君常笑所写,则代表着超然洒脱,甚至无视凡尘权贵,只求顺从心意。 Old man in love this mortal world, the little friend then still has been aloof this mortal world, this state of mind feels ashamed of one's inferiority.” Xing Yunzi staggers the body, waves saying: Please!” “老夫还在迷恋尘世,小友便已超脱尘世,这份心境自愧不如。”星云子错开身子,挥手道:“请!” Jun Changxiao secretly thought: „Did this win?” 君常笑暗道:“这就赢了?” Copies the poetry of older generation casually, makes the principal offenders of four hells admit defeat, really a little accidental/surprised Ah. 随便抄个先辈的诗词,就让四层地狱的主犯认输,实在有点意外 you let me win!” 承让!” Jun Changxiao has cupping one hand in the other across the chest of demeanor, then takes a step to move toward transmission array to five hells. 君常笑颇有风度的拱手,然后迈步走向通往五层地狱的传送阵 If following BOSS is culture battle rather than the resort to violence, that this/should good. 如果后面BOSS都是文斗而非武斗,那该多好呀。 You want.” “你想多了。” system said: „Very few by the powerhouse who the article becomes a lay priest after all.” 系统道:“以文入道的强者终归少之又少。” Before Jun Changxiao arrives at transmission array, Xing Yunzi stands as same place, evaluates each character that on fine writing paper writes carefully, each radical, falls into the thinking from time to time, from time to time seems becomes aware suddenly. 就在君常笑来到传送阵前,星云子依旧立在原地,仔细评鉴宣纸上所写的每一个字,每一个笔画,时而陷入思索,时而好似恍悟。 ...... …… Five hells. 五层地狱。 Jun Changxiao walks from array of flowing light twinkle. 君常笑从流光闪烁的阵法内走出来。 With the first several no differences, some large numbers of prisoners have come welcome, although they of course has the rank too to be not high, but overall strength obviously compared with first several. 和前几次没什么区别,已经有大批囚犯前来‘欢迎’了,他们其中虽然也有等级不算太高的,但整体实力明显比前几层强。 Boy.” “小子。” The rear of prisoner, middle-aged person roll on the ground that reveals the upper part, grins to say with a smile: Gets down must with Laozi/father drinking?” 囚犯的最后面,一名袒露上半身的中年人躺在地上,咧嘴笑道:“下来是要和老子拼酒吗?” His side is placing the many spatial wine pot, the whole piece face is red, obviously drank much, even spoke the slip of tongue. 他身边摆放着很多空酒坛,整张脸都通红,可见喝了不少,甚至说话都秃噜嘴了。 And. 而且。 Jun Changxiao discovered that encircles in the surrounding prisoner, the body sends out the rich wine taste, do some sway cannot come to a stop quickly, therefore whispered at heart: Several vegetable/dish do Ah, drink this?” 君常笑发现围在周围的囚犯,身上散发浓郁酒味,有的摇摇晃晃都快站不稳,于是心里嘀咕道:“几个菜,喝成这样?” Gives you two choices.” “给你两个选择。” The middle-aged people hit the liquor belch, stretches out three finger say/way: Or with Laozi/father drinking, either kneels to shout the master.” 中年人打了个酒嗝,伸出三个手指头道:“要么和老子拼酒,要么跪下来喊爷。” Jun Changxiao asked: How to drink?” 君常笑问道:“怎么拼酒?” shuā! 刷! 40 altars/jars do not have the liquor of open/unseal to fly, arranges neatly together. 四十坛没开封的酒飞来,整齐排列在一起。 The middle-aged people fly floating, then lies down above, a hand is supporting the head, said with a smile: Your my half, who drinks up can also the steady, even if who wins.” 中年人飘然飞来,然后躺在上面,一只手撑着脑袋,笑道:“你我一人一半,谁喝完还能站得住,就算谁赢。” „......” “……” Jun Changxiao whispered at heart: This is must by a liquor generation of military, if we had known brought Ahniu.” 君常笑心里嘀咕道:“这是要以酒代武,早知道把阿牛带来了。” Perhaps Gousheng (Dog Remains) does not know, at this moment in All Times Sect, Li Qingyang and the others full sect gate is seeking for Ye Xingchen, because the latter one breath drank several bowls of living as if drunk. 狗剩恐怕不知道,此刻在万古宗内,李青阳等人正在满宗门寻找夜星辰,因为后者一口气喝了好几碗醉生梦死 Aah!” 啊啊!” In Spirit Beast Peak, hears the Monster King Zi Lin anger however roaring sound, then saw that has been drunk unconscious Pei Ahniu to be lost. 灵兽峰内,传来紫嶙妖王怒然咆哮声,然后就看到已醉到不省人事的裴阿牛被丢了下来。 What advantage won had?” Jun Changxiao asked. “赢了有什么好处么?”君常笑问道。 Middle-aged humanity: You, since dares to arrive at five hells from four hells, explained that is very self-confident about the strength, if won me, then recognizes you to make Old First/Boss.” 中年人道:“你既然敢从四层地狱来到五层地狱,就说明对实力很自信,如果赢了我,便认你做老大。” The Jun Changxiao eye shines. 君常笑眼睛亮起来。 First is a generation of military, now by a liquor generation of military, does not need to fight completely, this can very good preserved spirit energy, deal with following prison BOSS! 先是一笔代武,如今又以酒代武,完全不需要打斗,这样就可以很好的保存灵能,去应付后续的监狱BOSS了! Naturally.” “当然。” The middle-aged people had the yawn, the prisoner of directional darkness rolling up agglomerate, said: If you lost, will be the same with him, becomes the Laozi/father exclusive sandbag.” 中年人打了哈欠,指向黑暗处蜷缩成团的囚犯,道:“如果你输了,就会和他一样,成为老子的专属沙包。” Jun Changxiao spiritual sense fills the air, discovered that person of strength is good, but on body upper eyelid azure purple same place, it seems like usually was bullied a lot. 君常笑灵念弥漫过去,发现那人实力还行,但身上脸上青一块紫一块,看来平日没少被欺负。 Good.” “好。” Gousheng (Dog Remains) said: Drinking!” 狗剩道:“拼酒!” Drinking aspect, Jun Changxiao, although is not an expert specially, but if compels outside the body the alcohol by spirit energy, can definitely achieve thousand cups without being drunk! 喝酒方面,君常笑虽然不是特别在行,但如果以灵能将酒精逼出体外,完全可以做到千杯不醉! ...... …… The central areas of five hells, great-circle table, above, not only places dozens altar/jar liquor, under also has many. 五层地狱的中心区域,有一个大圆桌子,上面不仅摆放数十坛酒,就连下面也有不少。 Jun Changxiao and middle-aged person sit in the thing two positions respectively, each other is separated by several meters. 君常笑和中年人分别坐在东西两个方位,彼此相隔几米。 Several thousand prisoners encircle in all around, obviously plans to do to eat the melon people. 数千名囚犯围在四周,显然打算做吃瓜群众。 I said......” “我说……” Jun Changxiao speechless say/way: Good and evil comes small dish shelled peanut Ah!” 君常笑无语道:“好歹来碟花生米!” Middle-aged humanity: „A true liquor expert, does not need the food that goes well with wine.” 中年人道:“真正的酒道高手,不需要下酒菜。” „......” “……” Jun Changxiao clothing/taking. 君常笑服了。 Boy.” “小子。” The middle-aged people push altar/jar liquor, said: Laozi/father allows you to compel outside the body the liquor, if after drinking up, can stand, that then calculates that you win!” 中年人将一坛酒推过去,道:“老子准许你将酒逼出体外,如果喝完后还能站起来,那便算你赢!” Jun Changxiao secretly thought: This liquor is not simple!” 君常笑暗道:“这酒绝不简单!” Little friend......” suddenly, the ear resounds the technique of passes message: Is placed in front of you named drunk immortal liquor, so long as drinks into within the body, is unable to be compelled!” “小友……”突然,耳边响起传音之术:“摆在你面前的名为醉仙酒,只要喝入体内,便无法被逼出来!” Jun Changxiao is unemotional, but had known in fact, the person of speech rolls up that pitiful creature in hidden place. 君常笑面无表情,但事实上已得知,说话之人是蜷缩在暗处的那可怜虫。 Isn't able to compel?” “无法逼出?” Gousheng (Dog Remains) secretly thought: No wonder so will be self-confident.” 狗剩暗道:“难怪会这么自信。” !” !” During the speeches, pats the balling up. 说话间,将泥封拍开。 The rich wine spreads immediately, Jun Changxiao smelled one, praised: Nice wine!” 浓郁的酒香顿时传出过来,君常笑嗅了一口,赞道:“好酒!” ha ha ha!” 哈哈哈!” Middle-aged people said with a smile: It seems like in the person of same belief the person!” 中年人大笑道:“看来是同道中人!” I first did!” “我先干了!” Jun Changxiao first stands up, grasps single-handed on the liquor mouth, holds up it high, the good wine appears the waterfall shape to flow immediately. 君常笑先是站起身,单手抓在酒口上,将其高高举起,美酒顿时呈瀑布状流淌出来。 The middle-aged people is a little ignorant. 中年人有点懵。 The prisoners in distant place were also scared. 远处的囚犯们也傻眼了。 Liquor that the immortals cannot shoulder, he lifts to drink to heart's content unexpectedly directly, does not fear instantaneous above, then like mud roll on the ground? 连仙人都扛不住的酒,他竟然直接举起来畅饮,不怕瞬间上头,然后如烂泥般躺在地上吗? Is too young Ah!” “还是太年轻!” If he knows that Old First/Boss drunk immortal liquor strong, certainly not such unscrupulous drank.” “如果他知道老大的醉仙酒有多强,就绝不会这么肆无忌惮的喝起来了。” „It is not good, smells this liquor fragrance, I was about unable to bear!” “不行,闻到这酒香味,我快受不了了!” The principal offenders of five hells like drinking extremely, moreover likes drinking with others, therefore gradually, other prisoners all become the drunkard. 五层地狱的主犯极其喜欢喝酒,而且喜欢和别人喝酒,所以久而久之,其他囚犯全成酒鬼。 gū dū, gū dū!” 咕嘟,咕嘟!” Jun Changxiao was still raising the head to drink to heart's content, after the liquor enters within the body, immediately spreads, then integrates in the blood and meridians, and launches the impact on thought Sea of Consciousness! 君常笑仍在仰首畅饮,酒进入体内后,顿时扩散开来,然后融入血液和经脉中,并向思维识海发起冲击! !” !” After the middle-aged people are not glad to the person, pats the lute of side wine pot, then lifts to drink greatly. 中年人不甘于人后,拍掉身边酒坛的封泥,然后举起来大喝。 gū dū gū dū!” 咕嘟咕嘟!” gū dū gū dū!” 咕嘟咕嘟!” Two people all appear the standing shape, each other foot steps in the chair drinks to heart's content crazily. 两人全呈站立状,彼此一只脚踩在椅子上疯狂畅饮。 !” !” Jun Changxiao drinks up altar/jar liquor in advance, technique adept opening another altar/jar, lifts to drink to heart's content again. 君常笑先行喝完一坛酒,手法娴熟的打开另一坛,再次举起来畅饮。 The prisoners open mouth. 囚犯们张开嘴。 After drinking up altar/jar being drunk immortal liquor is without turning a hair, this fellow alcohol capacity line of Ah! 喝完一坛醉仙酒后面不改色,这家伙酒量行 !” !” !” !” Jun Changxiao drinks light altar/jar altar/jar being drunk immortal liquor one after another, the entire process has not stopped, even even/including Jiuge have not hit. 君常笑陆续喝光一坛坛醉仙酒,整个过程没丝毫停顿,甚至连酒嗝都没打。 Bang!” “嘭!” Also in the past, Gousheng (Dog Remains) will empty the wine pot to pound on the table, cancels corners of the mouth liquor stain, said with a smile: I drank up.” 又过去一段时间,狗剩将空酒坛砸在桌子上,抹去嘴角酒渍,笑道:“我喝完了。” 19 spatial wine pots arrange at will! 身前身后,十九个空酒坛随意排列! „......” “……” The middle-aged people put down just drank half of wine pots, on the face the expression was a little splendid, after all the fellow drank 20 altars/jars, oneself drank ten altars/jars, solely from the speed looked that had fallen the low grade. 中年人放下刚喝一半的酒坛,脸上表情有点精彩,毕竟那家伙喝了二十坛,自己才喝十坛,单单从速度看就已经落了下乘。 Boy.” “小子。” He grins to say with a smile: Light does not drink up good, but must be able to halt.” 他咧嘴笑道:“光喝完不行,还得能站住。” no problem.” 没问题。” Jun Changxiao both hands hug in the same place. 君常笑双手抱在一起。 From the complexion and intonation, could not see to drink completely. 从脸色和语调,完全看不出喝酒了。 In the middle-aged person heart whispered: Is it possible that...... can he reduce and solve enters the drunk immortal liquor in within the body?” 中年人心中不禁嘀咕道:“莫非……他可以化解进入体内的醉仙酒?”
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