Father. 爹。 A character is clear. 一个字清脆无比。 The Erya mouth of standing stretch/open to become ‚O’ shape, the eye also stared the circle to be big immediately. 站在旁边的二丫嘴巴顿时张成了‘O’形,眼睛也瞪得圆又大起来。 This...... is this young boy the son of master? 这……这小男童是主人的儿子？ My God! 我的天！ Too inconceivable! 太不可思议了！ Who is mother? 母亲是谁？ It is not right! 不对！ Without hearing the master has had the wife, how to emit a son suddenly, is this happiness in legend becomes the father? 没听说过主人有媳妇,怎么突然冒出一个儿子,难道这就是传说中的喜当爹？ Do not look at Erya throughout in Heavenly Origin Soul Suppressing Tower, but actually understood are very many. 别看二丫始终在天元镇魂塔,但其实懂得还挺多呢。 Jun Changxiao was silly. 君常笑傻了。 Suddenly jumps a kid in the flame, the opens the mouth shouted oneself father, this...... must be heard by the girlfriend, that was jumps in the Yellow River unable to wash clean Ah! 突然在火焰里蹦出来一个小屁孩,开口喊自己爹,这……要被女朋友听到,那可是跳进黄河也洗不清了啊！ „Girlfriend? host is thinking that the fart eats.” system spits the mortise. “女朋友？宿主在想屁吃。”系统吐槽道。 „Father!” “爹！” The children said: „I am hungry!” 孩童道:“我饿！” „Bang!” “嘭！” A Jun Changxiao palm of the hand presses from the lotus flower the little fellow in the ground, roared: „I am the Chrysanthemum big young fellow, how to possibly have the child!” 君常笑一巴掌将小家伙从莲花上摁在地面,咆哮道:“我还是黄花大小伙,怎么可能会有孩子！” „Wū wū......” “呜呜呜……” The children cry saying: „Father, you are quite brutal!” 孩童哭道:“爹,你好无情！” Erya was also unable to continue watching, is hurried to advise: „Master, the tiger poison still did not eat, your 10 million (surely/countless) wants calm Ah!” 二丫也看不下去了,急忙过来劝阻:“主人,虎毒尚不食子呢,你千万要冷静啊！” „......” “……” The Jun Changxiao mentality exploded thoroughly. 君常笑心态彻底炸了。 More than 1000 section to come always maintains one's moral integrity, suddenly has the child to manage itself to call the father, even happy, when father he meow cannot work as! 一千多章来始终守身如玉,突然有孩童管自己叫爹,就算喜当爹也他喵不能这么当吧！ „Hū!” “呼！” Restrains by force the innermost feelings to collapse, Jun Changxiao loosens the hand, the sinking face said: „Who are you?” 强压内心崩溃,君常笑松开手,沉脸道:“你是谁？” „I live from father within the body breeding, therefore I am father's son!” The children said. “我从爹体内孕育而生,所以我是爹的儿子！”孩童道。 „So that's how it is.” “原来如此。” Erya is suddenly enlighted saying: „Master, this should be Spirit of Flame Soul, it has grown from the embryo into the infant, not only there is a spirit wisdom, main body.” 二丫恍然大悟道:“主人,这应该就是火魂之灵,它已从胎成长为婴,不仅有了灵智,还有了本体。” „Pū!” “噗！” A Jun Changxiao blood splatters. 君常笑一口血喷溅出来。 This fellow breeds to live from own within the body, was not equal to having both the female function! 这家伙是从自己体内孕育而生,不就等于兼备了女性功能吗！ system said: „No wonder host has the note to live the physique this solitary one, originally the men and women match have themselves follow-up work who also to handle.” 系统道:“难怪宿主有注孤生体质,原来男女搭配才有的后续工作自己也可以搞定。” This complained is very sharp, spat Jun Changxiao almost spurted the blood again. 这吐槽很犀利,吐的君常笑差点再次喷血。 „Father......” “爹……” Suddenly, there is a speaking in an infantile tone of voice sound to transmit. 突然,又有奶声奶气声音传来。 Jun Changxiao such as been struck by lightning looking at dumbly, then extremely stiff turning the head, sees the region that previously purified throughout to have one by 2-3 -year-old baby boy who the rope ties up, the appearance is more lovable than Spirit of Flame Soul. 君常笑如遭雷击的呆立,然后极其僵硬的转过头,就见先前始终净化的区域有一个被绳索捆绑的2-3岁男婴,样子比火魂之灵还可爱。 „Master!” “主人！” Erya startled say/way: „This is Spirit of Evil, it not only by the radical purification is the baby body, but also regarded own father you!” 二丫惊道:“这是邪恶之灵,它不仅被彻底净化为婴儿体,还将你当成了自己的父亲！” „Aaah---” “啊啊啊---” Jun Changxiao face upwards to yell, at once falls to the ground to faint. 君常笑仰天大叫,旋即倒地昏死过去。 ...... …… Purifies in the Dark Great Demon King process, Spirit of Flame Soul after the actual combat, progresses by leaps and bounds in just one month, not only smooth writes off the former, oneself also obtained the comprehensive sublimation. 净化黑暗大魔王过程中,火魂之灵经过实战,在短短一个月内突飞猛进,不仅顺利将前者抹杀,自己也得到了全面升华。 This kills two birds with one stone absolutely, double happiness descend on the house! 这绝对一举两得,双喜临门！ However, Jun Changxiao is unhappy, because mission completes, oneself for no reason were many two sons. 但是,君常笑不开心,因为任务完成,自己平白无故多了两个儿子。 „Sect Master Jun, you, although is very graceful, although succeeds in one's pursuit, because of two children, this is I am not able to accept, therefore...... was sorry, we are inappropriate.” “君宗主,你虽然很帅,虽然事业有成,但因为有两个孩子,这是我无法接受的,所以……抱歉,咱俩不合适。” „Girl! Listens to me to explain!” “姑娘！听我解释！” Jun Changxiao quickly pursues to the graceful form that gradually goes far away, how may pursue cannot catch up, finally awakens from the dream, the forehead covers entirely the beads of sweat. 君常笑急忙追向那逐渐远去的曼妙身影,可怎么追也追不上,最后从梦中惊醒,额头布满汗珠。 „Dream!” “梦！” „Originally is the dream!” “原来是梦！” He wipes off the forehead sweat, the next second of expression is stiff. 他擦掉额头汗水,下一秒表情僵硬。 On the bed has two sleeping soundly children, is permitting the thumb, a nose mouth hangs the air bubble. 床上有两个正在熟睡的孩童,一个允着大拇指,一个鼻口挂气泡。 Although Spirit of Flame Soul shape similar human child, but in the foreheads has to wipe the flame mark, Spirit of Evil purified unusual fresh-faced lovable. 火魂之灵形态虽类似人类孩童,但眉宇间有抹火焰印记,邪恶之灵则被净化的异常粉嫩可爱。 By the cabin mouth, looks to the endless darkness. 透过船舱口,看向无尽黑暗。 Jun Changxiao sheds extremely precious tears, said: „This is not the life that I want......” 君常笑落下一颗极其珍贵的眼泪,道:“这不是我想要的生活……” ...... …… „Ba.” “吧唧吧唧。” In the cafeteria of warship, Fire Spirit and Evil Spirit wolf down to eat, looked like hungry was very so long. 战船的食堂内,火灵和邪灵狼吞虎咽吃起来,那样子就像是饿了很久。 Shang Youhen witnessed that the tray piles up one on top of another slowly, cannot bear asks a low voice: „sect master, two your son really can eat Ah.” 商有痕目睹盘子慢慢堆叠起来,忍不住低声问道:“宗主,两个令郎真能吃啊。” „Bang!” “嘭！” „pū tōng!” “噗通！” The imperial prince your highness mouth spits the foam to get down but actually. 皇子殿下口吐白沫倒下去。 Jun Changxiao is grasping the fist, branches off the thigh to step in the chair, angrily said: „Remembered to this throne, this but two attributes!” 君常笑握着拳头,岔开大腿踩在椅子上,怒道:“给本座记住了,这只是两个属性！” „...... Remembered......” “记……记住了……” Spirit of Flame Soul lives in dantian breeding, Spirit of Evil because by Gousheng (Dog Remains) purification signing contract. 火魂之灵在丹田孕育而生,邪恶之灵因被狗剩净化签订契约。 Although both have the person but are not true human, nothing but by two species of Jun Changxiao control. 两者虽然有人身但并非真正的人类,无非就是被君常笑掌控的两种属性而已。 But cannot support others to be glad to shout him ‚father’. 但架不住人家乐意喊他‘爹’呢。 ...... …… „Father, I was also hungry!” “爹,我又饿了！” „Father, I also wants to have the fried rice!” “爹,我还想吃炒饭！” „Father, you how depressed?” “爹,你怎么闷闷不乐的呀？” „Father, or did I speak a salacious story to you?” “爹,要不我给你讲一个荤段子？” Two infants spirit like little rascal of being haunted by the ghost, every day entangles side Jun Changxiao, put in order the spirit quickly to be abnormal him. 两个婴灵就像阴魂不散的小鬼,每天缠在君常笑身边,把他整得精神都快失常了。 What most collapses is. 最崩溃的是。 The Fire Spirit temperament is a little hot tempered, a word does not beat Evil Spirit at earliest convenience, the latter often asks itself to complain black and blue. 火灵脾气有点暴躁,一言不合就殴打邪灵,后者每每鼻青脸肿找自己告状。 „Father!” “爹！” „Hot kid hits me! Wū wū......” “火娃又打我！呜呜呜……” „Sufficed!” “够了！” „Laozi/father received enough!” “老子受够了！” Finally, Jun Changxiao cannot bear the loud anger exclaim. 终于有一天,君常笑忍不住大声怒吼道。 As if realizes the father vitality/angry, Fire Spirit and Evil Spirit stands overly cautious and prudent, the two brothers like making the huge mistake lowered the head, the suffering teardrops spin in the eye. 似乎意识到父亲生气,火灵和邪灵老实巴交站在一起,哥俩就像犯了大错低头,委屈的泪珠在眼睛里打转。 Jun Changxiao sees that the heart hurt suddenly. 君常笑见状,心突然疼了。 system said: „Fire Spirit and Evil Spirit, although is two heaven and earth attributes, but lives from host within the body breeding after all, after a purification, signs the contract, does not have the difference from own flesh and blood.” 系统道:“火灵和邪灵虽是两种天地属性,但毕竟一个从宿主体内孕育而生,一个净化后签订契约,和亲生骨肉没两样。” ...... …… „Chopsticks, can easily break off.” “一根筷子,可以轻易折断。” „If two chopsticks, or more chopsticks?” “如果是两根筷子,或者更多筷子呢？” Jun Changxiao has not been cruel-hearted after all reproves, but is the plan educates them, therefore puts out two chopsticks to fold, without making an effort one to break off on ‚pā’. 君常笑终归没狠下心来训斥,而是打算教育它们俩,于是拿出两根筷子叠起,都没用力就‘啪’一下折断了。 „......” “……” The atmosphere instantaneously becomes awkward. 气氛瞬间变得尴尬起来。 „shuā!” “刷！” Jun Changxiao puts out two levels to endure compared with the big iron rod of holy grade rank to hand over, said: „You try, look to break off two chopsticks.” 君常笑又拿出两个层次堪比圣品级别的大铁棍递过去,道:“你们试试,看能不能折断两根筷子。” „How you do not bring to make them fold Tyrant Heaven Spear!” system spits the mortise. “你怎么不把霸天枪拿来让他们折！”系统吐槽道。 „Father.” “爹。” Fire Spirit receives one, both hands is covered by the flame, said proudly: „Can fold? Can't burn down?” 火灵接过来一个,双手被火焰笼罩,傲然道:“非要去折么？不可以焚烧吗？” „hū hū!” “呼呼！” Intense under the flame package of burning hot, the big iron rod was melted the size immediately. 强烈又炙热的火焰包裹下,大铁棍顿时被融化成浆液。 „......” “……” The Jun Changxiao corners of the mouth pull out. 君常笑嘴角微抽。 „Father.” “爹。” Evil Spirit received the big iron rod, weakly said: „Can fold? Can't corrode?” 邪灵接过大铁棍,弱弱道:“非要去折吗？不可以腐蚀么？” „hū hū shouted!” “呼呼呼！” A strange attribute fills the air from the palm, instantaneously iron rod decayed nihility. 一股诡异属性从手掌弥漫,瞬间将铁棍腐朽虚无。 „pū tōng!” “噗通！” Jun Changxiao again faint in the past. 君常笑再次昏厥过去。 My he meow and you spoke between the brothers to unite, with fire burning down, was not corrodes, this and cut continually for three days and three nights to the Penglai east road from Nantianmen, asked that my eye acid was not sour anything to distinguish! 我他喵和你们讲兄弟之间要团结,不是用火焚烧,就是去腐蚀,这和从南天门到蓬莱东路连砍三天三夜,问我眼睛酸不酸有什么区别！ However. 不过。 Those who make Gousheng (Dog Remains) gratified is. 让狗剩欣慰的是。 Two little fellows seem fierce, so long as later trains, definitely will have the major role. 两个小家伙似乎非常厉害,以后只要培养起来,肯定会有大作用。 system said: „Spirit body that in this world universe breeds, are too more than plane attribute, host obtains two, what having is unhappy?” 系统道:“凡尘宇宙中才孕育出的灵体,比位面属性强太多,宿主获得两个,有什么不开心的？” „Said is also.” “说的也是。” Jun Changxiao starts to put aside the prejudice, opens wide the intention to admit two children. 君常笑开始放下成见,敞开心怀接纳两个孩子。