Father.
爹。
A characteris clear.
一个字清脆无比。
The Eryamouth of standingstretch/opento become‚O’shape, the eyealsostared the circleto be bigimmediately.
站在旁边的二丫嘴巴顿时张成了‘O’形,眼睛也瞪得圆又大起来。This...... is thisyoungboy the son of master?
这……这小男童是主人的儿子?My God!
我的天!Tooinconceivable!
太不可思议了!Who is mother?
母亲是谁?
It is not right!
不对!Withouthearing the masterhas had the wife, howto emit a sonsuddenly, is this happiness in legendbecomes the father?
没听说过主人有媳妇,怎么突然冒出一个儿子,难道这就是传说中的喜当爹?Do not look atEryathroughoutinHeavenly Origin Soul Suppressing Tower, butactuallyunderstood are very many.
别看二丫始终在天元镇魂塔,但其实懂得还挺多呢。Jun Changxiaowas silly.君常笑傻了。Suddenlyjumps a kidin the flame, the opens the mouthshoutedoneselffather, this...... mustbe heardby the girlfriend, thatwasjumps in the Yellow River unable to wash cleanAh!
突然在火焰里蹦出来一个小屁孩,开口喊自己爹,这……要被女朋友听到,那可是跳进黄河也洗不清了啊!„Girlfriend? hostis thinking that the farteats.”systemspits the mortise.
“女朋友?宿主在想屁吃。”系统吐槽道。„Father!”
“爹!”
The childrensaid: „Iam hungry!”
孩童道:“我饿!”„Bang!”
“嘭!”
A Jun Changxiaopalm of the handpressesfrom the lotus flower the little fellowin the ground, roared: „Iam the Chrysanthemumbigyoung fellow, howto possibly have the child!”君常笑一巴掌将小家伙从莲花上摁在地面,咆哮道:“我还是黄花大小伙,怎么可能会有孩子!”„Wū wū......”
“呜呜呜……”
The childrencry saying: „Father, youare quite brutal!”
孩童哭道:“爹,你好无情!”Eryawas also unable to continue watching, is hurriedto advise: „Master, the tigerpoisonstilldid not eat, your10 million (surely/countless)wantscalmAh!”二丫也看不下去了,急忙过来劝阻:“主人,虎毒尚不食子呢,你千万要冷静啊!”„......”
“……”
The Jun Changxiaomentalityexplodedthoroughly.君常笑心态彻底炸了。
More than 1000sectionto comealwaysmaintains one's moral integrity, suddenlyhas the childto manage itselfto call the father, evenhappy, whenfatherhemeowcannotwork as!
一千多章来始终守身如玉,突然有孩童管自己叫爹,就算喜当爹也他喵不能这么当吧!„Hū!”
“呼!”Restrains by force the innermost feelingsto collapse, Jun Changxiaoloosens the hand, the sinkingfacesaid: „Who are you?”
强压内心崩溃,君常笑松开手,沉脸道:“你是谁?”„Ilivefromfatherwithin the bodybreeding, thereforeIamfather'sson!” The childrensaid.
“我从爹体内孕育而生,所以我是爹的儿子!”孩童道。„So that's how it is.”
“原来如此。”Eryais suddenly enlighted saying: „Master, thisshouldbeSpirit of Flame Soul, ithas grownfrom the embryointo the infant, not onlythere is a spiritwisdom, main body.”二丫恍然大悟道:“主人,这应该就是火魂之灵,它已从胎成长为婴,不仅有了灵智,还有了本体。”„Pū!”
“噗!”
A Jun Changxiaobloodsplatters.君常笑一口血喷溅出来。Thisfellowbreedsto livefromownwithin the body, was not equal tohaving both the femalefunction!
这家伙是从自己体内孕育而生,不就等于兼备了女性功能吗!systemsaid: „No wonderhosthas the noteto live the physiquethis solitary one, originally the men and womenmatchhave themselvesfollow-up work who alsoto handle.”系统道:“难怪宿主有注孤生体质,原来男女搭配才有的后续工作自己也可以搞定。”Thiscomplainedis very sharp, spatJun Changxiaoalmostspurted the bloodagain.
这吐槽很犀利,吐的君常笑差点再次喷血。„Father......”
“爹……”Suddenly, there is a speaking in an infantile tone of voicesoundto transmit.
突然,又有奶声奶气声音传来。Jun Changxiaosuch asbeen struck by lightninglooking at dumbly, thenextremelystiffturning the head, sees the region that previouslypurifiedthroughoutto haveoneby2-3 -year-old baby boy who the ropeties up, the appearanceis more lovable than Spirit of Flame Soul.君常笑如遭雷击的呆立,然后极其僵硬的转过头,就见先前始终净化的区域有一个被绳索捆绑的2-3岁男婴,样子比火魂之灵还可爱。„Master!”
“主人!”Eryastartledsay/way: „ThisisSpirit of Evil, itnot onlyby the radicalpurificationis the babybody, but alsoregardedownfatheryou!”二丫惊道:“这是邪恶之灵,它不仅被彻底净化为婴儿体,还将你当成了自己的父亲!”„Aaah---”
“啊啊啊---”Jun Changxiaoface upwardsto yell,at oncefalls to the groundto faint.君常笑仰天大叫,旋即倒地昏死过去。
......
……Purifiesin the Dark Great Demon Kingprocess, Spirit of Flame Soulafter the actual combat, progresses by leaps and boundsin just one month, not onlysmoothwrites off the former, oneselfalsoobtained the comprehensivesublimation.
净化黑暗大魔王过程中,火魂之灵经过实战,在短短一个月内突飞猛进,不仅顺利将前者抹杀,自己也得到了全面升华。Thiskills two birds with one stoneabsolutely, double happiness descend on the house!
这绝对一举两得,双喜临门!However, Jun Changxiaois unhappy, becausemissioncompletes, oneselffor no reasonwere manytwosons.
但是,君常笑不开心,因为任务完成,自己平白无故多了两个儿子。„Sect Master Jun, you, althoughis very graceful, althoughsucceeds in one's pursuit, because oftwochildren, thisis I am not ableto accept, therefore...... was sorry,weare inappropriate.”
“君宗主,你虽然很帅,虽然事业有成,但因为有两个孩子,这是我无法接受的,所以……抱歉,咱俩不合适。”„Girl! Listens tometo explain!”
“姑娘!听我解释!”Jun Changxiaoquicklypursuesto the gracefulform that graduallygoes far away, howmaypursuecannot catch up, finallyawakensfrom the dream, the foreheadcovers entirely the beads of sweat.君常笑急忙追向那逐渐远去的曼妙身影,可怎么追也追不上,最后从梦中惊醒,额头布满汗珠。„Dream!”
“梦!”„Originallyis the dream!”
“原来是梦!”Hewipes off the foreheadsweat, the nextsecond of expressionis stiff.
他擦掉额头汗水,下一秒表情僵硬。On the bedhastwosleeping soundlychildren, is permitting the thumb, a nosemouthhangs the air bubble.
床上有两个正在熟睡的孩童,一个允着大拇指,一个鼻口挂气泡。AlthoughSpirit of Flame Soulshapesimilarhumanchild, butin the foreheadshasto wipe the flamemark, Spirit of Evilpurifiedunusualfresh-facedlovable.火魂之灵形态虽类似人类孩童,但眉宇间有抹火焰印记,邪恶之灵则被净化的异常粉嫩可爱。By the cabinmouth, looksto the endlessdarkness.
透过船舱口,看向无尽黑暗。Jun Changxiaoshedsextremelyprecioustears, said: „Thisis not the life that Iwant......”君常笑落下一颗极其珍贵的眼泪,道:“这不是我想要的生活……”
......
……„Ba.”
“吧唧吧唧。”In the cafeteria of warship, Fire SpiritandEvil Spiritwolf downto eat, looked likehungry was very so long.
战船的食堂内,火灵和邪灵狼吞虎咽吃起来,那样子就像是饿了很久。Shang Youhenwitnessed that the traypiles up one on top of anotherslowly, cannot bear asks a low voice: „sect master, twoyour sonreallycaneatAh.”商有痕目睹盘子慢慢堆叠起来,忍不住低声问道:“宗主,两个令郎真能吃啊。”„Bang!”
“嘭!”„pū tōng!”
“噗通!”
The imperial princeyour highnessmouthspits the foamto get downbut actually.
皇子殿下口吐白沫倒下去。Jun Changxiaois grasping the fist, branches off the thighto stepin the chair, angrily said: „Rememberedtothis throne, thisbuttwoattributes!”君常笑握着拳头,岔开大腿踩在椅子上,怒道:“给本座记住了,这只是两个属性!”„...... Remembered......”
“记……记住了……”Spirit of Flame Soullivesindantianbreeding, Spirit of Evilbecause by Gousheng (Dog Remains)purificationsigningcontract.火魂之灵在丹田孕育而生,邪恶之灵因被狗剩净化签订契约。Althoughbothhave the personbutare nottruehuman, nothing butbytwospecies of Jun Changxiaocontrol.
两者虽然有人身但并非真正的人类,无非就是被君常笑掌控的两种属性而已。Butcannot supportothersto be gladto shouthim‚father’.
但架不住人家乐意喊他‘爹’呢。
......
……„Father, Iwas also hungry!”
“爹,我又饿了!”„Father, Ialsowantsto have the fried rice!”
“爹,我还想吃炒饭!”„Father, youhowdepressed?”
“爹,你怎么闷闷不乐的呀?”„Father, or did Ispeak a salacious storytoyou?”
“爹,要不我给你讲一个荤段子?”Twoinfantsspiritlikelittle rascal of being haunted by the ghost, every dayentanglessideJun Changxiao, put in order the spiritquicklyto be abnormalhim.
两个婴灵就像阴魂不散的小鬼,每天缠在君常笑身边,把他整得精神都快失常了。Whatmostcollapsesis.
最崩溃的是。
The Fire Spirittemperamentis a little hot tempered, a worddoes not beatEvil Spiritat earliest convenience, the latteroftenasks itselfto complainblack and blue.火灵脾气有点暴躁,一言不合就殴打邪灵,后者每每鼻青脸肿找自己告状。„Father!”
“爹!”„Hotkidhitsme! Wū wū......”
“火娃又打我!呜呜呜……”„Sufficed!”
“够了!”„Laozi/fatherreceivedenough!”
“老子受够了!”Finally, Jun Changxiaocannot bear the loudangerexclaim.
终于有一天,君常笑忍不住大声怒吼道。As ifrealizes the fathervitality/angry, Fire SpiritandEvil Spiritstandsoverly cautious and prudent, the two brotherslikemaking the huge mistakelowered the head, the sufferingteardropsspinin the eye.
似乎意识到父亲生气,火灵和邪灵老实巴交站在一起,哥俩就像犯了大错低头,委屈的泪珠在眼睛里打转。Jun Changxiaosees that the hearthurtsuddenly.君常笑见状,心突然疼了。systemsaid: „Fire SpiritandEvil Spirit, althoughistwoheaven and earthattributes, butlivesfromhostwithin the bodybreedingafter all, after a purification, signs the contract, does not have the difference from own flesh and blood.”系统道:“火灵和邪灵虽是两种天地属性,但毕竟一个从宿主体内孕育而生,一个净化后签订契约,和亲生骨肉没两样。”
......
……„Chopsticks, caneasilybreak off.”
“一根筷子,可以轻易折断。”„If twochopsticks, ormorechopsticks?”
“如果是两根筷子,或者更多筷子呢?”Jun Changxiaohas not been cruel-heartedafter allreproves, butis the planeducatesthem, thereforeputs outtwochopsticksto fold, withoutmaking an effortoneto break offon‚pā’.君常笑终归没狠下心来训斥,而是打算教育它们俩,于是拿出两根筷子叠起,都没用力就‘啪’一下折断了。„......”
“……”
The atmosphereinstantaneouslybecomesawkward.
气氛瞬间变得尴尬起来。„shuā!”
“刷!”Jun Changxiaoputs outtwolevelsto endurecompared with the bigiron rod of holy graderankto hand over, said: „Youtry, look to break offtwochopsticks.”君常笑又拿出两个层次堪比圣品级别的大铁棍递过去,道:“你们试试,看能不能折断两根筷子。”„Howyoudo not bringto makethemfoldTyrant Heaven Spear!”systemspits the mortise.
“你怎么不把霸天枪拿来让他们折!”系统吐槽道。„Father.”
“爹。”Fire Spiritreceivesone, both handsis coveredby the flame, saidproudly: „Canfold? Can'tburn down?”火灵接过来一个,双手被火焰笼罩,傲然道:“非要去折么?不可以焚烧吗?”„hū hū!”
“呼呼!”Intenseunder the flamepackage of burning hot, the bigiron rodwas melted the sizeimmediately.
强烈又炙热的火焰包裹下,大铁棍顿时被融化成浆液。„......”
“……”
The Jun Changxiaocorners of the mouthpull out.君常笑嘴角微抽。„Father.”
“爹。”Evil Spiritreceived the bigiron rod, weakly said: „Canfold? Can'tcorrode?”邪灵接过大铁棍,弱弱道:“非要去折吗?不可以腐蚀么?”„hū hūshouted!”
“呼呼呼!”
A strangeattributefills the airfrom the palm, instantaneouslyiron roddecayednihility.
一股诡异属性从手掌弥漫,瞬间将铁棍腐朽虚无。„pū tōng!”
“噗通!”Jun Changxiaoagainfaintin the past.君常笑再次昏厥过去。Myhemeowandyouspokebetween the brothers to unite, withfireburning down, was notcorrodes, thisandcutcontinually for three days and three nightsto the Penglaieast roadfromNantianmen, asked that myeyeacidwas not souranythingto distinguish!
我他喵和你们讲兄弟之间要团结,不是用火焚烧,就是去腐蚀,这和从南天门到蓬莱东路连砍三天三夜,问我眼睛酸不酸有什么区别!However.
不过。Those whomakeGousheng (Dog Remains)gratifiedis.
让狗剩欣慰的是。Twolittle fellows seem fierce, so long aslatertrains, definitelywill have the majorrole.
两个小家伙似乎非常厉害,以后只要培养起来,肯定会有大作用。systemsaid: „Spiritbody that inthis worlduniversebreeds, are too more than planeattribute, hostobtainstwo, whathavingis unhappy?”系统道:“凡尘宇宙中才孕育出的灵体,比位面属性强太多,宿主获得两个,有什么不开心的?”„Said is also.”
“说的也是。”Jun Changxiaostartsto put aside the prejudice, opens wide the intentionto admittwochildren.君常笑开始放下成见,敞开心怀接纳两个孩子。
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