Yellow Springs One Day Tour is used to feign death, this makes Jun Changxiao very depressed, after all lives is not being good? Could experience a death to feel? 黄泉一日游是用来装死的,这让君常笑很郁闷,毕竟活着不好吗？非得去体验一番死亡感觉？ Speaking of dying, Gousheng (Dog Remains) is experienced, because he really has died one time, that taste...... forgot. 说到死,狗剩有经验,因为他真死过一次,那滋味……忘了。 system said: „This pill medicine is a maintaining life card in hand.” 系统道:“这种丹药不失为一种保命底牌。” „Your meaning is running into the powerful enemy, takes pill medicine to feign death? Avoids a tribulation?” Jun Changxiao said. “你意思是在遇到强敌,服用丹药装死？来躲过一劫？”君常笑道。 „not wrong.” system said. “不错。”系统道。 Jun Changxiao shakes the head saying: „This no doubt can maintain life, but must feign death for 24 hours, did not say that the enemy meets a cruel death you, if in open country, very easily by wild animal eating.” 君常笑摇头道:“这固然可以保命,但要装死24小时,不说敌人把你粉身碎骨,如果在野外,很容易就会被野兽给吃了。” system said: „Where must therefore look takes, utilizes appropriately.” 系统道:“所以要看在什么地方服用,又是否运用得当。” Jun Changxiao carefully looked to refine the Yellow Springs One Day Tour pill medicine’s material, discovered not only oneself had, but can also refine dozens, therefore convenient point in determination. 君常笑仔细看了看炼制黄泉一日游丹药的材料,发现自己不仅有,还能炼制几十颗,于是顺手点在确定上。 „Ding!” “叮！” After several minutes, refining up one. 几分钟后,炼出一颗来。 „Is so quick?” Jun Changxiao was stunned immediately. “这么快吗？”君常笑顿时愕然了。 Although his Alchemy technology, in refines under pill medicine to increase day by day frequently, but this pill prescription just obtained after all, even the procedure/program has not walked, several minutes handle, the rhythm was also too fast! 虽然他的炼丹技术,在频繁炼制丹药下与日俱增,可这丹方毕竟刚获得,连程序都没走,几分钟就搞定,节奏也太快了吧！ Yellow Springs Pill and Gathering Qi Pill almost big or small, in the color appears the gloomy shape, at first sight like failure. 黄泉丹和聚气丹差不多大小,颜色上呈灰暗状,乍一看就像失败品。 Jun Changxiao took out conveniently, places the tip of the nose to smell smelling, and had no special flavor, therefore whispered: „Does such a small thing, eat will play dead immediately?” 君常笑随手取出,放在鼻尖嗅了嗅,并没什么特殊的味道,于是嘀咕道:“这么一个小玩意,吃下去会马上假死？” „host can try.” “宿主可以试试。” „Go away.” “滚。” Trying is definitely trial, but must look for others. 试是肯定要试的,但要找别人。 For example Hall Master Zi, for example Ye Xingchen, for example He Wudi, how oneself can take the lead! 比如紫堂主、比如夜星辰,比如何无敌,自己怎么能身先士卒！ Also. 再说了。 As master of a sect, the time is money, dies for 24 hours, that absolutely in waste life! 身为一宗之主,时间就是金钱,死二十四小时,那绝对是在浪费生命！ „Ding! side mission triggering!” “叮！支线任务触发！” „Came mission?” “又来任务了？” Jun Changxiao turns on the mission panel, the content is- asked host to use dusk one day roaming in two minutes of internal medicine 【Countdown: 1 : 56 second】. 君常笑打开任务面板,内容为-请宿主在两分钟内服用黄昏一日游【倒计时:1:56秒】。 „ha ha ha!” “哈哈哈！” system laughs unscrupulously! 系统肆无忌惮大笑起来！ Takes Yellow Springs Pill Jun Changxiao, the corners of the mouth is twitching fiercely. 拿着黄泉丹的君常笑,嘴角剧烈抽搐。 side mission compels to feign death unexpectedly, this was also too bad! 支线任务竟然逼着自己装死,这也太坏了吧！ „Sect Master Jun.” “君宗主。” Sits said in nearby Xi Jingxuan curiously: „What you take is pill medicine?” 坐在旁边的奚婧璇好奇道:“你拿的是丹药吗？” „Un.” “嗯。” Looks that the mission time passes by second after second, Jun Changxiao after short intertwining, loses in the entrance to swallow down Yellow Springs Pill without hesitation. 看着任务时间一秒一秒过去,君常笑经过短暂纠结后,毫不犹豫将黄泉丹丢入口中吞下去。 „Laozi/father has died one time, but also fears death second......” “老子已经死过一次,还怕死第二……” „pū tōng!” “噗通！” The Jun Changxiao thought dissipates, falls down toward the side directly, by coincidence crooked on the Xi Jingxuan both legs. 君常笑思维消散,直接朝侧面栽倒,无巧不巧歪在奚婧璇双腿上。 The girl is in sole possession of the body to flutter to come fragrant, what a pity he does not smell, because has died! 女孩独有体香飘荡而来,可惜他闻不到,因为已经死了！ The leads died. 主角卒。 The termination scatters the flower! 完结撒花！ Jun Changxiao falls down suddenly, but also presses on own leg, making Xi Jingxuan such as suffer the electric shock, shoves open subconsciously flustered, but has not controlled the good strength,...... pushed directly him! 君常笑突然栽倒,还压在自己腿上,让奚婧璇如遭电击,下意识慌里慌张推开,但没控制好力道,直接把他……推下去了！ „xiū ----” “咻----” The head toward below, the extreme velocity crashes. 脑袋朝下,极速坠落。 „Un?” “嗯？” Xiao Moxian in flight quite said puzzled: „How did master jump?” 飞行中的小魔仙颇为不解道:“主人怎么跳下去了？” Following on the heels Monster King Zi Lin and Old Ding also discovered, but has not been serious, after all by sect master cultivation base, can conduct the floral formula to crash with various postures. 跟在后面的紫嶙妖王和丁老也发现了,但并没当回事,毕竟以宗主修为,可以用各种姿势进行花式坠落。 „Bang-” “嘭-—” Finally, under glare of the public eye, Jun Changxiao crashes from the upper air on the ground, entire head hollow in ground. 最终,在众目睽睽之下,君狗剩从高空坠落在地上,整个脑袋凹陷在地面。 „This......” “这……” Monster King Zi Lin and Old Ding a face compels immediately ignorant. 紫嶙妖王和丁老顿时一脸懵逼。 Is sect master inexpensive? It is not getting on the brakes with the ground contact instantaneously unexpectedly ahead of time, hits with the brain intentionally? 宗主是不是贱？在和地面接触瞬间竟然不提前刹车,故意用脑子撞击？ „Wait a minute！” “等等！” An observation in every way possible Jiang Xie brow wrinkle, startled say/way: „sect master did not have the life aura!” 观察入微的江邪眉头一皱,惊道:“宗主没了生命气息！” Monster King Zi Lin and Old Ding also realized immediately, the complexion changes all suddenly, then flies rapidly, like pulling out the radish same pulls out Jun Changxiao. 紫嶙妖王和丁老也在第一时间意识到了,脸色无不顿然大变,然后迅速飞下去,将君常笑如同拔萝卜一样拔出来。 „shuā!” “刷！” A Ding Xingwang hand buckles in the sect master wrist/skill, the index finger of another hand assumes the bending shape to build under the nostril, until not being able to feel the pulse beat and breath, Sea of Consciousness as if blasts open loudly, say/way of being deeply grieved: „sect master was cool!” 丁兴旺一只手扣在宗主手腕上,另一只手的食指呈弯曲状搭在鼻孔下,直至感受不到脉搏跳动和呼吸,识海仿佛轰然炸裂,悲痛欲绝的道:“宗主凉了！” ...... …… All Times Sect, Medicine Peak. 万古宗,医药峰。 Li Qingyang and Xiao Zuiji and other disciples anxious external returns to the hesitation in Medicine Hall. 李青阳和萧罪己等弟子焦急的在医药堂外来回踌躇。 „gā zhī.” “嘎吱。” Slightly later, the door shoves open. 稍许之后,房门推开。 Old Wei both eyes red walks, the sound shivers saying: „Ancestor...... sect master...... he...... did not have any life aura, the person...... the soul has turned over to for nine days.” 魏老双目通红的走出来,声音颤抖道:“宗……宗主……他……没了任何生命气息,人……已经魂归九天了。” „Is impossible!” “不可能！” „Is impossible!” “不可能！” Xiao Zuiji goes crazy to/clashes, until seeing to lie down on the hospital bed does not have life aura Jun Changxiao, ‚pū tōng’ kneels on the ground, wept and wailed sorrowfully: „sect master!” 萧罪己发狂的冲进去,直至看到躺在病床上没生命气息的君常笑,‘噗通’一声跪在地上,悲痛哭喊道:“宗主！” „Wū wū!” “呜呜呜！” Liu Wanshi also flushed. 柳婉诗也冲了进来。 The girl mourning sash is in the waist, cries saying: „Good miserable Ah that sect master, you die!” 小妮子孝带都已经系在腰间,哭道:“宗主,你死的好惨啊！” Outside Medicine Hall. 医药堂外。 Li Qingyang collapses to the ground, as if the soul flew away was the same, said: „How...... how possible...... this not really...... this certainly not really......” 李青阳瘫坐在地,仿佛魂都飞走了一样,道:“怎……怎么可能……这不是真的……这一定不是真的……” „Died?” “死了？” Ye Xingchen is also a face dull however. 夜星辰也是一脸呆然。 Sky over All Times Sect, covers immediately constrains to have the sorrowful aura. 万古宗上空,顿时笼罩压抑而有悲痛的气息。 ...... …… On the same day. 当天。 The main hall was cleaned up cleanly, a coffin bier places in the midpoint, the Jun Changxiao complexion and lies down in inside auspicious, has not really distinguished with the deceased person. 大殿被清理干净,一座棺柩摆放在正中央,君常笑面色和祥躺在里面,真和死人没区别。 Li Qingyang and Xiao Zuiji and the others threw over the hemp to wear mourning clothes to kneel outside, crying dusk heaven and earth is dark, the nasal mucus tears of crying fly randomly. 李青阳和萧罪己等人披麻戴孝跪在外面,哭的昏天地暗,哭的鼻涕眼泪乱飞。 Old Wei and Old Ding and the others, although of course is sorrowful extremely, but person, since died, certainly must walk according to the custom, therefore is discussing the cremation or the burial of dead underground. 魏老和丁老等人虽然也是悲痛万分,但人既然死了,肯定要按习俗走,所以商议着火葬还是土葬。 „Really died?” “真的死了？” Outside the main hall, Lu Qianqian stands in same place, has not thrown over the hemp to wear mourning clothes, has not knelt before the coffin bier. 大殿外,陆芊芊立在原地,没披麻戴孝,也没跪在棺柩前。 Because in the All Times Sect high and low piece of wail, only then she to the Jun Changxiao’s dead telegram question attitude, is in good condition, how dead suddenly? 因为在万古宗上下一片哀鸣中,只有她对君常笑的死报质疑态度,毕竟好端端的,怎么突然就死了？ „Palace Master Xi.” “奚宫主。” For the ravelling truth, arrives at the side building that the guest lives in again, inquired: „At that time what situation?” 为弄明白真相,再来到客人居住的厢房,询问道:“当时到底什么情况？” Xi Jingxuan has cried the tears person. 奚婧璇已经哭成泪人。 Although lets slip to push Jun Changxiao, is insufficient to plunge to death. 虽然失手把君常笑推下去,不至于摔死。 But she always puts the blame on the Gousheng (Dog Remains) death on oneself, at this moment has died by heartbreak. 但她始终将狗剩的死归咎在自己身上,此刻已经伤心欲绝。 „Monarch...... Sect Master Jun swallow down pill medicine, suddenly fell in me ...... I was very at that time startled, lets slip to push him, then...... wū wū...... he died!” “君……君宗主把一颗丹药吞下去,突然倒在我身上……我当时很惊慌,失手将他推下去,然后……呜呜呜……他就死了！” „pill medicine?” “丹药？” Lu Qianqian willow eyebrows slightly wrinkle. 陆芊芊柳眉微皱。 Is it possible that is pill medicine poisonous? After taking, immediately passed away? 莫非那颗丹药有毒？服用后马上气绝身亡？ Even but if, is really poisoned to perish, sect master should not die serenely is so right. 可是,就算真的中毒而亡,宗主也不应该死那么安详才对。 Knew about Jun Changxiao’s by Lu Qianqian, is impossible to make the matter of suiciding, therefore pill medicine has certainly the fishy. 以陆芊芊对君常笑的了解,绝不可能做出寻死之事,所以丹药一定有蹊跷。 „Was closed Miao Saifeng in prison cell understands Poison Way, she should be able to see whether sect master is poisoned to perish!” “被关在牢房里的苗赛凤懂毒道,她应该能看出宗主是否中毒而亡！” sect gate falls into because of the sect master death up and down is deeply grieved, only has eldest disciple maintains absolutely calm, this disposition is a little really strong. 宗门上下因宗主的死而陷入悲痛欲绝中,唯有大弟子保持绝对冷静,这份心性果然有点强呢。 ...... …… In main hall. 大殿内。 Miao Saifeng buckles on the Jun Changxiao pulse, lightly said: „This fellow was poisoned.” 苗赛凤扣在君常笑脉搏上,淡淡道:“这家伙中毒了。” As the expert in Poison Way aspect, she can spy on the toxin that Jun Changxiao within the body has one trivially is not possible to be checked. 作为毒道方面的行家,她能窥探出君常笑体内存在一丝微不可查的毒素。 However. 不过。 Miao Saifeng is very puzzled. 苗赛凤很不解。 The toxin of this existence within the body, is hard to bring any harm, the function merely is...... 这种存在体内的毒素,难以带来任何伤害,作用仅仅是…… „He has not died.” “他没死。” „but was suppressed the life aura by the toxin temporarily.” “只是被毒素暂时压制了生命气息。” Cries gloomy Li Qingyang and Xiao Zuiji and the others hears word, stared the circle the eye. 哭到天昏地暗的李青阳和萧罪己等人闻言,纷纷瞪圆了眼睛。 „Can put the sword?” “能把剑放下去吗？” „Cannot.” “不能。” Lu Qianqian holds the long sword as before, on the Miao Saifeng nape of the neck. 陆芊芊依旧持长剑,架在苗赛凤脖颈上。 ...... …… In the dark environment, seemingly serene incomparable Jun Changxiao opens the eye suddenly, the ear hears the system prompt sound. 黑暗环境里,看似安详无比的君常笑突然睁开眼睛,耳边传来系统提示声。 „Ding! side mission completes, obtains 10000 contribution value points.” “叮！支线任务完成,获得10000点贡献值。” „Ding! sect gate contribution value: 57650 / 70000.” “叮！宗门贡献值:57650/70000。” The memory floods into Sea of Consciousness, making Jun Changxiao remember, oneself to complete mission, take Yellow Springs Pill one decisively, therefore speechless say/way: „This mission real damn.” 记忆涌入识海,让君常笑想起,自己为完成任务,果断服用黄泉丹的一幕,于是无语道:“这任务真操蛋。” Wait a minute！ 等等！ Oneself where? 自己在什么地方？ Jun Changxiao raises hand, touches to a thrustplate, the collapse said: „Coffin board?” 君常笑举手,触摸到一个档板,崩溃道:“棺材板？” My fuck! 我尼玛！ This is me, when deceased person burying? 这是把我当死人给埋了？ „Bang!” “嘭！” spirit energy erupts, coffin blasting open. 灵能爆发,棺材炸裂。 In main hall Old Wei and the others, sees Jun Changxiao to live, is wild with joy: „sect master has not died, sect master has not really died!” 身在大殿内的魏老等人,看到君常笑活过来,欣喜若狂道:“宗主没死,宗主果然没死！” „sect master!” “宗主！” Liu Wanshi is crying the say/way: „Wū wū...... you scared to death Dudu quickly!” 柳婉诗哭着道:“呜呜呜……你快吓死嘟嘟了！” „Be not gawking.” “别愣着了。” Li Luoqiu told Li Shangtian and other humanity: „Quickly remove the mourning hall, paper money incense burner anything's taking away.” 黎洛秋则吩咐李上天等人道:“赶快把灵堂撤掉,把纸钱香炉什么的都拿走。” A while time, in main hall tidied up cleanness. 一会儿功夫,大殿内被收拾的干干净净。 After Xi Jingxuan learns of the news, the anxious hasty catches up, saw that Jun Changxiao safe and sound sitting is going to the first place to talk with Old Wei and the others, immediately weeps copiously. 奚婧璇得知消息后,急忙忙赶过来,看到君常笑安然无恙的坐在上首位和魏老等人交谈,顿时泪如雨下。 „cough.” “咳。” Old Wei light cough, then draws back with the people. 魏老轻咳一声,然后和众人退下。 In the main hall, was only left over a Jun Changxiao and Jun Changxiao liangs person. 大殿内,只剩下了君常笑个人。 „Sorry, the situation was a little at that time urgent, therefore I explained without enough time......” “抱歉,当时情况有点紧迫,所以我来不及解释就……” Sound gā however stops. 声音嘎然而止。 Because, Xi Jingxuan has thrown, put the Jun Changxiao bosom, is crying the say/way: „If you died, I will be guilty for a lifetime.” 因为,奚婧璇已经扑过来,扑在了君常笑怀里,哭着道:“如果你死了,我会内疚一辈子。” „eh......” standing of Jun Changxiao dumb as a wooden chicken in same place, slightly, both hands paste gently in her conduct the back, said with a smile gently: „Fool, how I will die.” “呃……”君常笑呆若木鸡的立在原地,稍许,双手轻轻贴在她背上,温柔笑道:“傻瓜,我怎么会死呢。” „Whish!” “哗！” Suddenly, a basin cold water pouring comes. 突然,一盆冷水浇过来。 Lay down Jun Changxiao in coffin bier hits one to tremble, then opened the eye, in the field of vision presented Li Qingyang, Xiao Zuiji, Li Fei and the others the heads. 躺在棺柩里的君常笑打了一个哆嗦,然后睁开眼睛,视野内呈现出李青阳、萧罪己、李飞等人的脑袋。 „sect master awoke!” “宗主醒了！” „sect master has not really died!” “宗主果然没死！”